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matralith

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latest user's comments

#28 - The Max Payne one is just a little joke they put in though. … 10 hours ago on Video Game Logic +9
#24 - Can't flim flam the Zim zam 12 hours ago on CAH +59
#24 - I almost feel bad for laughing 12 hours ago on /b/ nicknames Bryce Williams -1
#41 - What the ****  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Horses +18
User avatar #50 - crazyguyindahood (11 hours ago) [-]
Horses breasts are on their crotch.
#34 - So... firebenders?  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on (untitled) +3
#57 - gmanjohn (11 hours ago) [-]
#40 - Uhm, Pushy? Two-Step Goodbye? Power fists?Ballistic fists? Ind…  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on See you in a while, crocodile. +5
User avatar #41 - stinkyhat (16 hours ago) [-]
So you don't understand the difference between being unarmed and having melee weapons. I rest my case. Goodbye.
User avatar #48 - AcidFlux (15 hours ago) [-]
So you've never played Fallout before.
I rest my case.
Goodbye.

fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Unarmed

Fallout 1 & 2
Brass knuckles (Fallout) Mega power fist (Fallout 2) Power fist (Fallout) Spiked knuckles (Fallout)
Fallout Tactics
Brass knuckles Impact gloves Lacerators Mace glove Punch dagger Punch gun Razor claws Sappers Shredders Tiger claws

Fallout 3
Brass knuckle,s Deathclaw gauntlet, Fisto!, Fists, Love Tap, Muck lobber, Plunkett's Valid Points, Power fist, Spiked knuckles, Steel knuckles, The Shocker

Fallout: New Vegas
Ballistic fist, Bear trap fist, Bladed gauntlet Boxing gloves Boxing tape Brass Corrosive glove Cram Opener Deathclaw gauntlet Displacer glove Dog tag fist Dr. Klein's glove Dr. Mobius' glove Embrace of the Mantis King! (GRA) Fist of Rawr Golden Gloves Greased Lightning (GRA) Industrial hand Lily's gauntlet Love and Hate Mantis gauntlet Paladin Toaster Poisoned bladed gauntlet Poisoned mantis gauntlet Power fist (Fallout: New Vegas) Power fist (GRA) Pushy, Recompense of the Fallen, Salt-Upon-Wounds' power fist, Saturnite fist, Saturnite fist super-heated, Scientist glove, She's Embrace, Slave's Burden, Spiked knuckles, Starlet's hand wraps, Sterilizer glove, Two-Step Goodbye (GRA), Waking Cloud's yao guai gauntlet, Yao guai gauntlet, Zap glove

Fallout 4
Your dad's anus (unconfirned)
Your mom's cunt (confirmed)

Get fucked, you piece of shit.
User avatar #46 - goobyman (15 hours ago) [-]
AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#43 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
>Melee weapons
>Unarmed
>weapons

User avatar #42 - zhank (16 hours ago) [-]
You're both wrong and right. Unarmed is a skill in Fallout, which features some of the most powerful weapons, as Balista fist and such..

However being COMPLETELY unarmed, as in nothing equipped is a much tougher challenge. (I did a full playthrough of that, on very hard. It's tough untill you gain the perk, which let's you have a chance to knock down enemies during melee attacks.)



#38 - ...What? It's true  [+] (8 new replies) 16 hours ago on See you in a while, crocodile. +3
User avatar #39 - stinkyhat (16 hours ago) [-]
"if you have the right weapons"

Having a weapon =/= unarmed. And before you bring up the fact that you said "(and melee)", it would make no sense because OP specifically said Unarmed, not melee. Your whole reply makes no fucking sense either way, so it's either completely irrelevant or you just don't understand what unarmed means, take your pick.
#47 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
Nigga you the dumbest fucking person ever. Unarmed in that game is just a fancy fucking way of saying I'm going to punch you in the face with a powerfist because your damage for that fucker scales with the unarmed skill. Stupid cocksucker.
User avatar #40 - matralith (16 hours ago) [-]
Uhm, Pushy? Two-Step Goodbye? Power fists?Ballistic fists? Industrial blade? What do you think those things are?
User avatar #41 - stinkyhat (16 hours ago) [-]
So you don't understand the difference between being unarmed and having melee weapons. I rest my case. Goodbye.
User avatar #48 - AcidFlux (15 hours ago) [-]
So you've never played Fallout before.
I rest my case.
Goodbye.

fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Unarmed

Fallout 1 & 2
Brass knuckles (Fallout) Mega power fist (Fallout 2) Power fist (Fallout) Spiked knuckles (Fallout)
Fallout Tactics
Brass knuckles Impact gloves Lacerators Mace glove Punch dagger Punch gun Razor claws Sappers Shredders Tiger claws

Fallout 3
Brass knuckle,s Deathclaw gauntlet, Fisto!, Fists, Love Tap, Muck lobber, Plunkett's Valid Points, Power fist, Spiked knuckles, Steel knuckles, The Shocker

Fallout: New Vegas
Ballistic fist, Bear trap fist, Bladed gauntlet Boxing gloves Boxing tape Brass Corrosive glove Cram Opener Deathclaw gauntlet Displacer glove Dog tag fist Dr. Klein's glove Dr. Mobius' glove Embrace of the Mantis King! (GRA) Fist of Rawr Golden Gloves Greased Lightning (GRA) Industrial hand Lily's gauntlet Love and Hate Mantis gauntlet Paladin Toaster Poisoned bladed gauntlet Poisoned mantis gauntlet Power fist (Fallout: New Vegas) Power fist (GRA) Pushy, Recompense of the Fallen, Salt-Upon-Wounds' power fist, Saturnite fist, Saturnite fist super-heated, Scientist glove, She's Embrace, Slave's Burden, Spiked knuckles, Starlet's hand wraps, Sterilizer glove, Two-Step Goodbye (GRA), Waking Cloud's yao guai gauntlet, Yao guai gauntlet, Zap glove

Fallout 4
Your dad's anus (unconfirned)
Your mom's cunt (confirmed)

Get fucked, you piece of shit.
User avatar #46 - goobyman (15 hours ago) [-]
AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#43 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
>Melee weapons
>Unarmed
>weapons

User avatar #42 - zhank (16 hours ago) [-]
You're both wrong and right. Unarmed is a skill in Fallout, which features some of the most powerful weapons, as Balista fist and such..

However being COMPLETELY unarmed, as in nothing equipped is a much tougher challenge. (I did a full playthrough of that, on very hard. It's tough untill you gain the perk, which let's you have a chance to knock down enemies during melee attacks.)



#31 - Unarmed (and Melee) becomes really overpowered when you have t…  [+] (12 new replies) 17 hours ago on See you in a while, crocodile. +2
User avatar #50 - spoopyskeleton (14 hours ago) [-]
get the displacer glove. Just uppercut deathclaws until they're no more.
#35 - stinkyhat (16 hours ago) [-]
"Unarmed (and Melee) becomes really overpowered when you have the right build and weapons."

User avatar #38 - matralith (16 hours ago) [-]
...What? It's true
User avatar #39 - stinkyhat (16 hours ago) [-]
"if you have the right weapons"

Having a weapon =/= unarmed. And before you bring up the fact that you said "(and melee)", it would make no sense because OP specifically said Unarmed, not melee. Your whole reply makes no fucking sense either way, so it's either completely irrelevant or you just don't understand what unarmed means, take your pick.
#47 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
Nigga you the dumbest fucking person ever. Unarmed in that game is just a fancy fucking way of saying I'm going to punch you in the face with a powerfist because your damage for that fucker scales with the unarmed skill. Stupid cocksucker.
User avatar #40 - matralith (16 hours ago) [-]
Uhm, Pushy? Two-Step Goodbye? Power fists?Ballistic fists? Industrial blade? What do you think those things are?
User avatar #41 - stinkyhat (16 hours ago) [-]
So you don't understand the difference between being unarmed and having melee weapons. I rest my case. Goodbye.
User avatar #48 - AcidFlux (15 hours ago) [-]
So you've never played Fallout before.
I rest my case.
Goodbye.

fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Unarmed

Fallout 1 & 2
Brass knuckles (Fallout) Mega power fist (Fallout 2) Power fist (Fallout) Spiked knuckles (Fallout)
Fallout Tactics
Brass knuckles Impact gloves Lacerators Mace glove Punch dagger Punch gun Razor claws Sappers Shredders Tiger claws

Fallout 3
Brass knuckle,s Deathclaw gauntlet, Fisto!, Fists, Love Tap, Muck lobber, Plunkett's Valid Points, Power fist, Spiked knuckles, Steel knuckles, The Shocker

Fallout: New Vegas
Ballistic fist, Bear trap fist, Bladed gauntlet Boxing gloves Boxing tape Brass Corrosive glove Cram Opener Deathclaw gauntlet Displacer glove Dog tag fist Dr. Klein's glove Dr. Mobius' glove Embrace of the Mantis King! (GRA) Fist of Rawr Golden Gloves Greased Lightning (GRA) Industrial hand Lily's gauntlet Love and Hate Mantis gauntlet Paladin Toaster Poisoned bladed gauntlet Poisoned mantis gauntlet Power fist (Fallout: New Vegas) Power fist (GRA) Pushy, Recompense of the Fallen, Salt-Upon-Wounds' power fist, Saturnite fist, Saturnite fist super-heated, Scientist glove, She's Embrace, Slave's Burden, Spiked knuckles, Starlet's hand wraps, Sterilizer glove, Two-Step Goodbye (GRA), Waking Cloud's yao guai gauntlet, Yao guai gauntlet, Zap glove

Fallout 4
Your dad's anus (unconfirned)
Your mom's cunt (confirmed)

Get fucked, you piece of shit.
User avatar #46 - goobyman (15 hours ago) [-]
AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#43 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
>Melee weapons
>Unarmed
>weapons

User avatar #42 - zhank (16 hours ago) [-]
You're both wrong and right. Unarmed is a skill in Fallout, which features some of the most powerful weapons, as Balista fist and such..

However being COMPLETELY unarmed, as in nothing equipped is a much tougher challenge. (I did a full playthrough of that, on very hard. It's tough untill you gain the perk, which let's you have a chance to knock down enemies during melee attacks.)



#37 - rustlingthejimmys (16 hours ago) [-]
What is there to not understand.
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#18 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
let overused memes die, faggot
flowers aint fresh if u smell them every day

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#61 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
#62 to #61 - matralith (08/25/2015) [-]
Well that obviously leads to something lewd
#63 to #62 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
>tfw School keeps getting in the way of you being a neet

So alone...
#64 to #63 - matralith (08/25/2015) [-]
Well I can (probably) combine my schoolwork with spending time on Funnyjunk, so not all hope is lost
User avatar #65 to #64 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #56 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
morning.
User avatar #57 to #56 - matralith (08/21/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #58 to #57 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]


I'm finally gonna hopefully pay off some artists...at least 2 of them.

Then my rent comes next.

I am sad.
User avatar #59 to #58 - matralith (08/21/2015) [-]
...Shouldn't your rent come first?
User avatar #60 to #59 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
My room is getting evaluated for section 8 housing once this is accomplished I can then pay my rent.
#53 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
#54 to #53 - matralith (08/20/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, you sent me a sketch of this a while ago. Looks pretty good colored
User avatar #55 to #54 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/20/2015) [-]
thx bby

**** ...would it kill for my roomate to not have an annoying ass alarmclock?
#51 to #50 - matralith (08/17/2015) [-]
Looks pretty good, thanks
User avatar #46 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
Going to bed. Pls join

Good night.
#47 to #46 - matralith (08/14/2015) [-]
Sleep tight
User avatar #48 to #47 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
We'll hopefully have artwork to show you in the morning

Till then think of Mako winning the probending tournament by himself followed by sex with Ms. Sato
#37 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Goddamit I wanna stay and talk but I have work!
#38 to #37 - matralith (08/05/2015) [-]
Meh, I'm off in 10 minutes anyway. I'll probably be online longer tomorrow so we can chat
#39 to #38 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Hugs

I won't be satisfied until Mako changes his last name to Sato.
#40 to #39 - matralith (08/05/2015) [-]
Not sure if Mako is the marrying type
#41 to #40 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
He doesn't have a choice. We need a new Lin who has the Sato Moniquer.

The Sato's will own the police the way they own everything else. Plus we'll be needing at least 12 daughters. Then they will all fight to the death and whomever wins will become the new top female of Sato Industries

the heir must be Female. This is a rule.
#42 to #41 - matralith (08/06/2015) [-]
The police is owned by a private company? That reeks of corruption.

Knowing Mako, he'd never consent to something like that.
User avatar #43 to #42 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
That's why you bribe him with Sex and a cooch that is worth 100 trillion yen.
User avatar #45 to #44 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
Think about it Mako

You can have Korra cooch which smells like rotten fish

or a cooch that is neatly trimmed and it smells like all the wonders in the world.
#29 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I know we've only been friends for a few days but you're already my favorite person to talk to

Good Afternoon
#30 to #29 - matralith (07/30/2015) [-]
Haha, wow that's quick. I enjoy our conversations too.

And good evening to you.
#31 to #30 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
******* hell who taught Mako how to fight? For a rookie he fights as good as Zuko at his prime. He's an anomaly.

I'm at work right now supervising the kitchen I'm gonna have to start cleaning it once the youth start leaving.

My goal is to make Asami seem believably evil. I really wanna show off the level of mental damage left behind and what filled that void when no one was around to help her cope with her anger and fear. She filled it with money and material love is non existant so the hole will never be full.
#32 to #31 - matralith (07/30/2015) [-]
Well he's been in probending for quite some years prior to book one. Plus he learned lightning bending from Lightningbolt Zolt, one of the best benders of Republic City's underworld.. so I wouldn't call him a rookie.

Believably evil is a good thing to strive for. Evil characters can be really interesting if they're written right. If not they can quickly become bland.
User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
You can be my filter then. I'll let you help me right.

Also Zolt got his anus ravaged by Amon in less than a minute. Triad are hot garbage.
#34 to #33 - matralith (07/31/2015) [-]
Well Amon was a psychic blood bender, so judging him by that one battle is kind of unfair..

I'm not much of a writer myself, but I guess I can proof read some stuff when I got the time.
User avatar #35 to #34 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
We'll wait till I get my next piece of monday.
#36 to #35 - matralith (07/31/2015) [-]
Sure, let me know
Sure, let me know
#8 - dwarfman (05/17/2015) [-]
Hope you're happy. Because of you I now have an unquenchable desire to replay a certain Western game.
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User avatar #6 - gugek (11/02/2014) [-]
hey i hope your morning went well. Have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #5 - revengeforfreeze (12/03/2013) [-]
the negerlands

very good place
User avatar #4 - dracolegacy (10/05/2013) [-]
thanks for stickin my comment on your GTA post.
User avatar #3 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
#1 - matralith (09/17/2012) [-]
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