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#29 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I know we've only been friends for a few days but you're already my favorite person to talk to

Good Afternoon
#30 to #29 - matralith (07/30/2015) [-]
Haha, wow that's quick. I enjoy our conversations too.

And good evening to you.
#31 to #30 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
******* hell who taught Mako how to fight? For a rookie he fights as good as Zuko at his prime. He's an anomaly.

I'm at work right now supervising the kitchen I'm gonna have to start cleaning it once the youth start leaving.

My goal is to make Asami seem believably evil. I really wanna show off the level of mental damage left behind and what filled that void when no one was around to help her cope with her anger and fear. She filled it with money and material love is non existant so the hole will never be full.
#32 to #31 - matralith (07/30/2015) [-]
Well he's been in probending for quite some years prior to book one. Plus he learned lightning bending from Lightningbolt Zolt, one of the best benders of Republic City's underworld.. so I wouldn't call him a rookie.

Believably evil is a good thing to strive for. Evil characters can be really interesting if they're written right. If not they can quickly become bland.
User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
You can be my filter then. I'll let you help me right.

Also Zolt got his anus ravaged by Amon in less than a minute. Triad are hot garbage.
#34 to #33 - matralith (07/31/2015) [-]
Well Amon was a psychic blood bender, so judging him by that one battle is kind of unfair..

I'm not much of a writer myself, but I guess I can proof read some stuff when I got the time.
User avatar #35 to #34 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
We'll wait till I get my next piece of monday.
#36 to #35 - matralith (07/31/2015) [-]
Sure, let me know
Sure, let me know
#9 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
Dear Matralith

I don't give a **** what this fanbase thinks is for the best

I want your favorite character to make out and have babies with my favorite character and be the ultimate power couple.

Mako x Asami is still my favorite OTP
#10 to #9 - matralith (07/25/2015) [-]
You know Mako, he's down for anything

Though anything is better than Korrasami in my opinion
#21 to #10 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm still on Legend of Sato. I just recently introduced Hiroshi and Amon's business acquaintanceship.

In this universe I am making Asami the final boss. She is the end all be all baddest bitch on earth. I'm thinking about making her into this Orwellian level of evil where she uses her double speak to confuse people into thinking she is their friend but is actually controlling their lives like little puppets

Its up to Korra, Mako, Lin, and Tenzin to stop her.

#22 to #21 - matralith (07/26/2015) [-]
Sounds dark. You make her sound like a villain intentionally I'm guessing?
#23 to #22 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Because I want her to be the villain

I've always wanted her to be a villain. There is nothing NOTHING about her character that screams "I deserve to be apart of team avatar."

She has all the makings of a traitor and Azula's non bending counterpart.

>Her mom is dead
>her father was insane which makes everything he stood for seem pointless because Book 4 was trying so hard to make me actively hate everyone
>she builds weapons for a living and has the world's biggest surplus of money

She's literally the perfect villain and this is what this story is about. I wanna write a story about how despite having everything she could possibly want its still not enough so she is trying her damndest to put the entire world in a safe and hording it for herself. She has this sick twisted idea the only way anyone can be truly equal is if she owns everything but everyone else owns nothing.

Hiroshi (who is a double agent to the equalists) warns Korra "I don't care how badly she tries to make you hate her...I need you to fix her...please. Do what I failed to do and make her sane again...I want my little angel back...this...HEETHEN pretending to be my daughter is an abomination created from her imagination. She needs to be stopped. I'm begging you....
#24 to #23 - matralith (07/26/2015) [-]
Well Bryke's original plan for Asami was to make her a villain in book 1, so it's not a bad idea. Interested to see where it goes
#25 to #24 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
>This aggressive sexual tension between these three

******* hell pick one Mako and it better be the one of the left

If you absolute need the one on the right you can't go back from this. Asami can either die a virgin with a **** ton of money or she can be the mother of your children

You can't just suddenly be neutral about this.
#26 to #25 - matralith (07/26/2015) [-]
The dynamic of the second Team Avatar is acutally pretty ****** up when you think about it. Everyone has either dated the other or had at one point a crush on the other (except for the brothers). Pretty much every pairing you can make with four people got featured in the show. Makes me wonder what Bryke's logic behind all that was.
#27 to #26 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
There was no logic. Nick wanted this show to fail so it did. How this show couldn't print money is astonishing because old school fans and new fans were willing to patiently wait through a progressive stream of awful ideas and forced shipping to get to some juicy **** .

This is exactly why I am taking this project. I want all the Avatar fans on FJ to help me with this and help come up with ideas.

I cannot wait till I get to my Book 2 rewrite. Unalaq (unironically my favorite villain more so than Amon and Zaheer) is getting the biggest changing. Amon is more or less the same but i'm making his motif aggresisvely more psychotic.

[spoiler] His mission is to create a genocide so large it rivals that to the Air temple slaughtering 100 years ago. He wants to exterminate all benders so he can be the only bender left on earth. Once he accomplishes this he will create a utopia where he will rule over the non benders identically to how Hitler ruled Nazi Germany. [/spoiler]

Since LoK takes place in the Psudeo 1920's expect to see a lot of 1920's vibes going around like Un-Government regulated monopolies all owned by Sato Industries since the power of money is always stronger than the power of the people's voice.
Gunpowder is also a major stable in this. Asami creates the first handguns and rifles ever designed and generously gives them to the people of her city stating "you're only free if you have a weapon. The equalists are nothing but filthy freedom hating terrorists who want to pollute your children's minds."
Essentially using aggressive fear mongering and hate speech to encourage people to be violent unlikable sacks of **** but still worshipping the very ground she walks on making the Avatar seem non important to them
#28 to #27 - matralith (07/27/2015) [-]
Unalaq is your favorite villain? He seemed pretty bland in book 2 to me, being evil for the sake of being evil. It didn't really help when he transformed into pretty much Satan himself during the finale.

Oh, and good morning to you.
#11 to #10 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
This is true. I just think our characters are adorable

>Billionaire weapon's genius.
>Best undercover rookie cop in the city (no matter how hard Lin is on him)

anywho good morning. I actually had a dream of LoK last night. It was the weirdest **** ever and I enjoyed the ride for what it was worth.
#12 to #11 - matralith (07/25/2015) [-]
Ha, it's evening here already. But yeah, Masami was a pretty good pairing for as long as it lasted. Though bringing them back together for half an episode during book 2 was an unnecessary plotdevice on Bryke's part.
#13 to #12 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
This show has so little to do with what made the original Avatar great its frustrating

We needed a lot more of everything. Money. Time. and world building/character development

You're probably happy with how Mako turned out in the end. I mean I guess he's the least ********* example of this show but you could have made him into something better.

Here's my idea

Introduce Raava and Vaatu as early as episode 1. Yes still have it revolve around the equalists and introducing everyone but have some subtle scenes of Korra reading some old books on Tenzin's island for ***** and giggles because she has some time on her hands and could catch up on her reading

"And then the great mighty demon Vaatu disapeared from existence never to be seen again. Neither the Avatar nor Raava could find him. Legends say he is still hiding."

Then you can make subtle nods that Mako is Vaatu's vessel. He just tries to hide it where you can have closing scenes where its Mako arguing with himself and when Korra asks what's wrong Mako fearfully turns around and says "nothing...everything is fine. I'm fine..."
#14 to #13 - matralith (07/26/2015) [-]
There actually is fanart of Vaatu fusing with Mako instead of Unalaq, which could've been an interesting turn of events in the book 2 finale.
But I agree, having 12-13 episodes per season really hurt the development of the show, especially compared to the Last Airbender. It also didn't help that the first few episodes of each book were wasted on introducing a new villain. An overarching storyline would've been better.

Mako in book 4 is kind of mixed for me. He wasn't featured that much in the beginning and when he was he was always there with Wu, a character who got way too much screentime in my opinion. But in the finale he did have the coolest moment in the entire book when he blew up the Colossus. So yeah, it's mixed. It's like Bryke didn't know what do with him outside of relationship shenanigans.
#15 to #14 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
"We need a fire bender in the group who has the same character personality as Zuko only not nearly as depressing."

That's essentially Mako in a nutshell

Anywho, good morning.
#16 to #15 - matralith (07/26/2015) [-]
Well that's not necesarily a bad thing. I like him, so do a lot of other people. The way he was used in book 4 as an individual character could've been better though.

And good evening to you. Have a nice day
#17 to #16 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
I'm not going anywhere...yet unless you're going to bed.

Not saying Mako is a bad character i'm saying he's the least ****** out of all the other ones he's just...1-dimensional.

I'm working on an LoK story that takes place in an alternate universe where Lin and Toph find Mako as a baby and they raise him as their own. Lin retires from the police force to raise him and he ends up becoming the best cop in all of Republic City completely retconning everything about his short stint with the Triad and that Pro-bending garbage. Mako lives a very comfortable life where he bonds with Lin.
#18 to #17 - matralith (07/26/2015) [-]
1-dimensional? Meh, underdeveloped in certain parts maybe but I wouldn't call him one dimensional. Perhaps we'll just agree to disagree on that.
Sounds like an interesting alternate storyline, but where does Bolin fit into that?
#19 to #18 - murrlogic ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
Bolin and Mako get separated at birth

Bolin ends up being Varrick and Zhu-Li's adopted son

Legend of Beifong takes place during the events of Legend of Sato which is a prequel to my book 1 retelling. So essentially 2 what if prequels are being worked on right now.

Legend of Bolin is about Bolin living in the metal capital of Zaofu where Varrick Industries is located. Varrick Industries the rival to Sato Industries is trying to create new and innovative weapons tech to help minimize the cost of war. One of Varrick's greatest inventions is his "proto" Ironman suit from Book 3

Varrick is reading in the paper about the Equalist uprising happening in Republic City so he comes up with this half baked idea thinking "if these equalists knew how to bend there wouldn't be a feeling of segregation happening right now."

He comes up with a Pseudo drug called "Bending Buddies" a chewable tablet that greatly enhances your spiritual energy and temporarily grants you a random type of bending depending upon which color you took: Red is fire, Blue is water, white is air, and green is earth

unfortunately since this process greatly messes up your genetic code the bending buddies have a massive design flaw where your body slowly starts to destroy itself because it can't handle the sudden change in chemistry. This really doesn't help Varrick's case when a large Triad organization kidnaps him and Zhu-Li and its up to Bolin to save them
#20 to #19 - matralith (07/26/2015) [-]
Sounds interesting. How's the writing going?
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Hope you're happy. Because of you I now have an unquenchable desire to replay a certain Western game.
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