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#172 - Comment deleted 13 hours ago on Maili Ysubuifl Wech 0
#33 - DP can teleport, and not just across little distances, I'm tal… 06/25/2016 on Dead pool can't be killed. 0
#23 - Hey, say what you want about DP, but he does anything he can t… 06/24/2016 on Dead pool can't be killed. 0
#22 - Comment deleted 06/24/2016 on Dead pool can't be killed. 0
#19 - Then nobody would win, even Saitama would just be floating in …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/24/2016 on Dead pool can't be killed. +2
#20 - abesimpson (06/24/2016) [-]
 "he'd break through the fourth wall and find OPM's creator and kill him."

Fair enough, the only way to fight a character that breaks is by breaking the rules yourself.
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#23 - matexius (06/24/2016) [-]
Hey, say what you want about DP, but he does anything he can to get the job and when you can change reality to your will, there's a lot he can do; like, I think there's less things he can't do than there's things he can. The guy has a magic satchel that contains everything and anything he could want, mostly weapons though.

However, the only thing that kinda, sorta, maybe, probably keeps DP sorta under control is Marvel's dozens of writers, who often don't really grasp the extent of Deadpools' capabilities...
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#21 - abesimpson (06/24/2016) [-]
I expected the pic to be uploaded with a better quality~
#18 - He doesn't just have ULTIMATE plot armour; he IS ULTIMATE plot… 06/24/2016 on Dead pool can't be killed. 0
#15 - Since Wolverine regenerated from a single cell, and DP's regen…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/24/2016 on Dead pool can't be killed. 0
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#16 - abesimpson (06/24/2016) [-]
But he would need a single cell to regenerate. I'm talking about a punch so hard that it could split break every cell in his body. Maybe even split every atom and cause an explosion so great the only thing left would be saitama floating in the void.
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#19 - matexius (06/24/2016) [-]
Then nobody would win, even Saitama would just be floating in the Void, what'd be the point in doing that? It would be a ''hollow'' victory... get it... 'cause Void...
DP certainly wouldn't die; ever watch Adventure time, he's like Marceline's dad; deathless.
There's one final little detail I forgot to mention... while DP isn't able to pass the veil to death, he'd break through the fourth wall and find OPM's creator and kill him.
DP, after everything's said and done, is the ultimate plot armour, that can put even Batman and Saitama to shame; he's basically what would happen if a Cartoon Character, like Wall E. Coyote became a superhero, no matter what, he always has cartoon physics on his side and he even buttfucks them whenever he wants...

Christ, it's a good thing I haven't even gotten started on Alucard... That'd end up being a lesson on actual quantum/theoretical physics mixed with Ultimate Vampires and Nazis... I'm not even kidding...
#20 - abesimpson (06/24/2016) [-]
 "he'd break through the fourth wall and find OPM's creator and kill him."

Fair enough, the only way to fight a character that breaks is by breaking the rules yourself.
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#23 - matexius (06/24/2016) [-]
Hey, say what you want about DP, but he does anything he can to get the job and when you can change reality to your will, there's a lot he can do; like, I think there's less things he can't do than there's things he can. The guy has a magic satchel that contains everything and anything he could want, mostly weapons though.

However, the only thing that kinda, sorta, maybe, probably keeps DP sorta under control is Marvel's dozens of writers, who often don't really grasp the extent of Deadpools' capabilities...
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#21 - abesimpson (06/24/2016) [-]
I expected the pic to be uploaded with a better quality~
#14 - The guy literally can't die, no matter what, he can't pass thr…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2016 on Dead pool can't be killed. 0
#24 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
Relevant.

Deadpool When Thanos Cursed Deadpool With Life  Complete Story

Deadpool cursed to no be able to die is just a fan theory.
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#17 - nuclearfishin (06/24/2016) [-]
So he has ULTIMATE plot armor?
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#18 - matexius (06/24/2016) [-]
He doesn't just have ULTIMATE plot armour; he IS ULTIMATE plot armour.
Even if something was about to happen to DP, he'd just use his teleportation to find OPM's creator and put him six feet under; he's done something similar before.
#10 - You do realise it's not a literal ban you can break like a bon…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2016 on Dead pool can't be killed. +1
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#32 - zeldamasterace (06/25/2016) [-]
you do realize saitama is a character that's more of a joke and not serious right? he just beats everyone he's up against cuz that's his schtick.
#60 - Picture 06/24/2016 on The feels +3