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Date Signed Up:6/11/2012
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#12 - Nevermind... he just dead... Sandman, mistook his universe…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Sand +5
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#15 - solidderking (19 hours ago) [-]
ups
well, there are better ways to die....
#11 - Oh... Yeah; you're right... Sandman mistook his Universes'…  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on Sand +18
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#28 - computerlife (9 hours ago) [-]
wait I'm confused
I thought Marvel zombies was a universe where every superhero got minfected and turned into zambiez
Why is there a zombie version, and a regular version of Spider-Man?
#37 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
they jump between three universes in a neverending cycle if im correct. time travel and universe hopping.
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#32 - roxasbaby (8 hours ago) [-]
Somewhere down the line they gained the ability to jump to other dimensions.
#32 - It's the triquel to Bullet to the Chest and Shotgun to the Fac… 20 hours ago on Gaming Logic 0
#9 - Undead, then re-dead...-ed... I think... 20 hours ago on Sand +2
#2 - I'm fairly certain this happened in Marvel Zombies... Being es…  [+] (12 new replies) 22 hours ago on Sand +172
#42 - satanasaurus (2 hours ago) [-]
viewcomic.com/marvel-zombies-return-01-of-05-2009/
It gets worse. He killed the wrong Spidey.
#39 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
Actualy Sandman wasnt immune. The Zombie Main characters where transported into different universes Zombie Spiderman ended up in this one at the Point in time where the Sinister 6 first appeared. Zombie Spiderman decided to go after a stone tablet that could potentialy reverse his condition but on his way to find it he ran into the sinister 6. (Doc Oc, Vulture, Mysterio, Kraven the Hunter Sandman and one more Im not sure who.) He decided against his better judgement to try to stop the sinister 6 when he was overcome by his hunger and killed all of them besides Sandman who was looking on in horror as his colleagues were being devoured by Spiderman. At that Point Spiderman told sandman something along the lines of since he was all sand there was no reason for him to attack him other than to turn him into a zombie and that he had already turned him into a zombie in his own universe. Sandman escaped and ran into the "real" Spiderman resulting in the comic that was posted as content here. Spoiler: It might be the same sandman that Zombie Spiderman infects with nano Machines that destroy Zombie Cells and are used to cleanse the universe of the zombies.
#10 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
I could be wrong, but I think that the spiderman featured there was that universes spiderman and was not the alternate zombie version, and that sandman blew up the wrong one.
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#11 - matexius (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh... Yeah; you're right...
Sandman mistook his Universes' Spidey for Zombie Spiderman...

Whoops... my mistake...
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#28 - computerlife (9 hours ago) [-]
wait I'm confused
I thought Marvel zombies was a universe where every superhero got minfected and turned into zambiez
Why is there a zombie version, and a regular version of Spider-Man?
#37 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
they jump between three universes in a neverending cycle if im correct. time travel and universe hopping.
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#32 - roxasbaby (8 hours ago) [-]
Somewhere down the line they gained the ability to jump to other dimensions.
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#6 - Vanagorth (22 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah it is especially with how ant man was slowly eating black panther
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#18 - warrenzthehero (13 hours ago) [-]
What? I never read much of Marvel Zombies. Did he like, shrink down and burrow into the guy, eating him slowly from within? That's my first thought when you say that.
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#38 - Vanagorth (5 hours ago) [-]
No the zombie virus makes em insane so he strapped him to a table and took prices at a time to regain his sanity it was pretty gory and a great read
#20 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
Naw, worse. Carved him piece by piece to savor him.
#24 - keligus (10 hours ago) [-]
**keligus used "*roll picture*"**
**keligus rolled image**wasn't he trying to make a cure and was doing that to retain himself? or was that someone else?
#23 - I'm guessing when you're Hulks' size, your D becomes a D 05/27/2016 on Bruce is cool +6
#1 - Pussy game too strong even for Hulk... Damn... …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Bruce is cool +60
#45 - donkeydk (05/27/2016) [-]
Hulks nipples are rock hard
#22 - schnabulator (05/27/2016) [-]
**schnabulator used "*roll picture*"**
**schnabulator rolled image**Look at Hulks smile! Even he gets more action than me.
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#23 - matexius (05/27/2016) [-]
I'm guessing when you're Hulks' size, your D becomes a D
#44 - Anytime... I've been looking for it myself; might as well … 05/26/2016 on From Spider-Man/Deadpool #5 +1
#42 - Found the next one:  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on From Spider-Man/Deadpool #5 +1
#43 - cisdroidcommander (05/26/2016) [-]
Thank you for finding it for me, can't wait to read it
#44 - matexius (05/26/2016) [-]
Anytime...
I've been looking for it myself; might as well share it...
#40 - Here's the comic with their double date: As for …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2016 on From Spider-Man/Deadpool #5 +1
#41 - cisdroidcommander (05/26/2016) [-]
Thanks
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#42 - matexius (05/26/2016) [-]
#43 - cisdroidcommander (05/26/2016) [-]
Thank you for finding it for me, can't wait to read it
#44 - matexius (05/26/2016) [-]
Anytime...
I've been looking for it myself; might as well share it...
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#90 - krasnogvardiech (04/24/2016) [-]
How's ****, man?
#91 to #90 - matexius ONLINE (04/24/2016) [-]
Eh, you know...
I'm finishing up my last year of middle school, got this week off to prep for the last 3 week stretch, so that's good. I was in Finland for 3 weeks on a school exchange. I was invited to play some DnD 5e with some friends.
I was at a nerd convention, which was cash as ****.
When I can, I write just a bit on my next WH40K comp, but the progress is minimal. Grey Knights; shhh
Met a nice girl, trying to make something out of that...
Days just fly by, lately; like 'Poof!'' Gone.

Other than that; same old, same old.
What about you? It's been a while since last time we had a chat...
#92 to #91 - krasnogvardiech (04/25/2016) [-]
Sounds like you got a good gig going on. I've finished my latest work contract and have gotten myself in touch for a guy that runs a station for stonemason labourers. It's a damn fine job and I'm happy to have it.

I like your progress, man. Let's keep at it, someday we'll have things to be proud of.
#87 - Titanasgr (02/18/2016) [-]
Dude, what was the name of that one chapter that got sucked into the warp and transformed into basically ghost riders?
#89 to #87 - matexius ONLINE (02/18/2016) [-]
Oh sorry, Fire Hawks...
#88 to #87 - matexius ONLINE (02/18/2016) [-]
The Legion of the Damned.


In case you'll need it: /channel/warhammer40k/The+emperor+s+loyal+i/fcieLsp/
Shameless self-promotion, tally-hooo!
#86 - matexius ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Slovenes be like...
#85 - theimmortalemperor (11/02/2015) [-]
You are doing excellent work my son.
#81 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
''Go protect him my goblings!''
#82 to #81 - matexius ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
Ummm... thanks...
But why?
#83 to #82 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
/Better+be+safe/funny-pictures/5681608/#
You liked my post. And I'm keeping my promise.
#84 to #83 - matexius ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
Oh, damn...
I completely forgot...
it's admirable of you... really... I mean 3700+ thumbs... damn...
Anyway, thanks again and have a nice day...
Also have one of these; you never know...
#78 - krasnogvardiech (08/27/2015) [-]
Put my name onto your comps. You know the kind of detailed information I can give. People can summon me for info.
#79 to #78 - matexius ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
ALRIGHT!
I'll put your name into the sticky so that they can see who to adress their question to.
Why I haven't until now is simply because I was able to answer them, but if you want it so much... sure...
Though, it may be in a while, I'm going on a break (incase you didn't read the ''afterword'')...
Actually...
#80 to #79 - krasnogvardiech (08/27/2015) [-]
Thank you.

Sometimes in order to help yourself you need to help someone else. I figure detailed answers about 40k is a way of helping random people.
#75 - lordheckler (08/23/2015) [-]
Hello there.
You are making some great posts about warhammer 40000.
Seriously, I have learned a lot from them. What you do is amazing.
Can you add me to the mention list? I don't want to lose any of them.
#76 to #75 - matexius ONLINE (08/23/2015) [-]
Well, if you guys didn't enjoy them, would there be a point for 'em?

Of course I can, though, after the next one... I'm gonna take a little break 'till I get new ideas.
Also, in case you haven't noticed; I post links to previous ones right under each one, in the stickies, but still, better safe than sorry, right?

You know, I mainly made these comps for people that started out with WH40K, short, simple and give the reader a desire to learn more...
#77 to #76 - lordheckler (08/23/2015) [-]
Lol true.

You have made a lot, you deserve more than a break.
I know, thanks to that I have read them all
#60 - bloodygoodtime (05/05/2015) [-]
Here you go mate. Sorry it took so long.
#61 to #60 - matexius ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Not a problem.
Thank you, my friend!
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#56 to #55 - matexius ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Wellp... that answered that question...
I should have paid more attention the last time I read through that...or at least...not forget 95% of it ever since I did...
#57 to #56 - schnizel (03/10/2015) [-]
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