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When I was younger...I always wanted to be a superhero... Now... I just wanna blow shit up as a supervillain...comment
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    The 11th... turtle? The 11th... turtle?
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    Do you? Do you?
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    This is why I like this guy so much This is why I like this guy so much
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    The Doctor and the Universe The Doctor and the Universe
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#6 - Tofu? Tempeh? What the hell is wrong with you? *deep brea… 13 hours ago on cringeful +2
#98 - Pretty much the same here... My brain constantely wants to try… 13 hours ago on They see me flyin 0
#280 - Yeah...they do... I tried going some other race, than Zer… 14 hours ago on Jessie Hyde Quatro +1
#278 - There's a player from my country, Starbuck... that was one of …  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on Jessie Hyde Quatro +1
User avatar #279 - yindragon (14 hours ago) [-]
I play from time to time. I prefer the Zerg, but all three races have their advantages.
Also, I think being Korean is a physical requirement for being good at SC.
User avatar #280 - matexius (14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah...they do...
I tried going some other race, than Zerg, just to try them out... the Protoss were stronk, just way to slow (both to move and to create) for my tastes... I tried going with the Terrans, but just couldn't get a good grip on them.
However, I'm not complaining, the Zerg are well suited for me; fast and numerous... just wish they'd be a small tad more durable... though I think what's deliberate...
Well, I say nay at that standard.
Though the facts that Koreans play for 10 hours a day, have an entire TV channel dedicated to SC and fangirls...well...
#275 - Sweet... I'm seriously considering becoming REALLY good at…  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on Jessie Hyde Quatro +1
User avatar #276 - yindragon (14 hours ago) [-]
Dream big man. The series is pretty popular, so it probably isn't going to fade out anytime soon. I would also highly recommend HotS. It's campaign is huge fun, and ultra-replayable. And thanks for the wallpaper.
User avatar #278 - matexius (14 hours ago) [-]
There's a player from my country, Starbuck... that was one of the top Zerg players in Europe... Went against Bomber and actually held his ground...for a while marines and Koreans OP . And he's frikkin' 17 man...
Do you still play actually? Judging from your previous comments, you play/ed Zerg, I'm guessing...
Anytime... got a small bunch of them...
User avatar #279 - yindragon (14 hours ago) [-]
I play from time to time. I prefer the Zerg, but all three races have their advantages.
Also, I think being Korean is a physical requirement for being good at SC.
User avatar #280 - matexius (14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah...they do...
I tried going some other race, than Zerg, just to try them out... the Protoss were stronk, just way to slow (both to move and to create) for my tastes... I tried going with the Terrans, but just couldn't get a good grip on them.
However, I'm not complaining, the Zerg are well suited for me; fast and numerous... just wish they'd be a small tad more durable... though I think what's deliberate...
Well, I say nay at that standard.
Though the facts that Koreans play for 10 hours a day, have an entire TV channel dedicated to SC and fangirls...well...
#66 - Yeah... Cartoons in the past weren't even close to normal...an…  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on They see me flyin 0
User avatar #97 - azraelthemage (14 hours ago) [-]
Funny thing though is that I hardly ever watch TV these days because of censorship. That, and I tend to poke holes in a lot of series' logic. For instance, I can't enjoy crime shows anymore because of how they fuck procedure up the ass. It annoys me to no end. It's a shame too, because I used to love those types of shows.
User avatar #98 - matexius (13 hours ago) [-]
Pretty much the same here... My brain constantely wants to try to bring logic into everything, other than games and certain anime atleast; my friend does that, though...
My brain also searches sub-conciously for loop-holes, even if it doesn't find them...it constantely asks: ''What if...?'' and such...
It tends to get annoying when you're trying to watch a movie or something...
#53 - Some do, some don't... Ed, Edd 'n Eddy, The Mask, Freakazoid, …  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on They see me flyin 0
User avatar #60 - azraelthemage (16 hours ago) [-]
Yes, cartoons still don't give a fuck about logic, but back then, they were just lazy. I'm referring to how back then, they were trying to make a serious cartoon for kids with an actual storyline and such. Most cartoons that fuck logic up the ass these days have that mindset from the begining. There's no epic storylines. No season long plot. Nothing. Just random stuff with the sole purpose of entertaining the viewer. Back then, they tried to do both without actually trying. But hey, it makes me laugh at times.
User avatar #66 - matexius (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah... Cartoons in the past weren't even close to normal...and that was normal... Think Courage, The Cowardly Dog...
Fucked from the beggining, but original and... well...that...
it seems like most of todays cartoons are ''censored''...the shit that went up in CtCD would never be allowed on TV today... We are entering a generation of pussies... . But hey, I occassionally still watch cartoons...when I have nothing better to do...
User avatar #97 - azraelthemage (14 hours ago) [-]
Funny thing though is that I hardly ever watch TV these days because of censorship. That, and I tend to poke holes in a lot of series' logic. For instance, I can't enjoy crime shows anymore because of how they fuck procedure up the ass. It annoys me to no end. It's a shame too, because I used to love those types of shows.
User avatar #98 - matexius (13 hours ago) [-]
Pretty much the same here... My brain constantely wants to try to bring logic into everything, other than games and certain anime atleast; my friend does that, though...
My brain also searches sub-conciously for loop-holes, even if it doesn't find them...it constantely asks: ''What if...?'' and such...
It tends to get annoying when you're trying to watch a movie or something...
#46 - Dah Booty has powers men barely understand...  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on Ass-aulted +14
#83 - whatyougot (14 hours ago) [-]
I really need to find this GIF in better quality
User avatar #139 - zerotzallander (12 hours ago) [-]
this is the biggest I could get from google versus the time I spent finding it
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#16 - Comment deleted 16 hours ago on Remember when this was a... 0
#254 - Wait...Infestors got an upgrade in HotS? I just have Wings…  [+] (6 new replies) 17 hours ago on Jessie Hyde Quatro +1
User avatar #274 - yindragon (15 hours ago) [-]
It's been a while since I played the HoTS campaign, but I seem to remember them getting a boost to the effectiveness of their abilities. I know for certain that their mind-control ability no longer requires them to be near the target constantly because they just launch some neural parasite at the enemy unit instead of latching onto it with their tendril.
#275 - matexius (14 hours ago) [-]
Sweet...
I'm seriously considering becoming REALLY good at SC2... if it doesn't die off first... and head into the Steel Series tournament. I don't plan on winning, just getting far enough to make a bit of money of off it.
I wanna prove to my dad that you can actually make money by playing games, albeit it could take a bit longer... Starting August, I'm gonna go into PvP. Now, I'm not that good yet... since I forget to Inject, all the time...

Also, take this... in case you don't already have it...
User avatar #276 - yindragon (14 hours ago) [-]
Dream big man. The series is pretty popular, so it probably isn't going to fade out anytime soon. I would also highly recommend HotS. It's campaign is huge fun, and ultra-replayable. And thanks for the wallpaper.
User avatar #278 - matexius (14 hours ago) [-]
There's a player from my country, Starbuck... that was one of the top Zerg players in Europe... Went against Bomber and actually held his ground...for a while marines and Koreans OP . And he's frikkin' 17 man...
Do you still play actually? Judging from your previous comments, you play/ed Zerg, I'm guessing...
Anytime... got a small bunch of them...
User avatar #279 - yindragon (14 hours ago) [-]
I play from time to time. I prefer the Zerg, but all three races have their advantages.
Also, I think being Korean is a physical requirement for being good at SC.
User avatar #280 - matexius (14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah...they do...
I tried going some other race, than Zerg, just to try them out... the Protoss were stronk, just way to slow (both to move and to create) for my tastes... I tried going with the Terrans, but just couldn't get a good grip on them.
However, I'm not complaining, the Zerg are well suited for me; fast and numerous... just wish they'd be a small tad more durable... though I think what's deliberate...
Well, I say nay at that standard.
Though the facts that Koreans play for 10 hours a day, have an entire TV channel dedicated to SC and fangirls...well...

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User avatar #49 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
That comment of yours went by quicker Rebecca Black's moment of fame.
User avatar #50 to #49 - matexius (06/24/2014) [-]
Quite... I hate being unprofesional.

Forgeting the reaction picture is one of those cases... it bring shame to Motherland...
I take making people laugh very seriously...
#51 to #50 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
Finally! I've found a dedicated hard working capitalistic swine that is aware of all the dishonor he brings.
#52 to #51 - matexius (06/24/2014) [-]
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.   
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
Swine? No... in Mother Россия we eat Swine.
And people who bring shame is sent to GULag.
#53 to #52 - kimjongnam (06/24/2014) [-]
Russia you say? I mistook you for a fat Oh Bama ********** .
User avatar #54 to #53 - matexius (06/24/2014) [-]
Nyet tovarish... Obama destroy world. USA turn city to desert, steals oil. Bad business, may good look, but is bad.
Communism only way to survive.
User avatar #44 to #43 - matexius (02/07/2014) [-]
Where do you even find these?
User avatar #45 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
The Traditional Games board on 4chan, /tg/. That is one of the sole good places on that site.
User avatar #46 to #45 - matexius (02/07/2014) [-]
Considering some of the sutff I've seen on 4chan...I have to agree...
User avatar #47 to #46 - krasnogvardiech (02/07/2014) [-]
/k/'s alright too. It's got decent content, anyway.
#33 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
Heretical this may be, it is a message that is needing to be spread.
User avatar #34 to #33 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Don't worry I'll be sure to put this when I find relevance.
And here are some of my... thingyes:
1. We are just human, and even Immortals and Gods... get older, while it doesn't show on their outside... they still gosh-damn do.
2. Killing Xenos might be a problem, considering...well...Carnifexs and Nemesors, etc. Though...everything has a weakness. Be it Tyranids, Necrons, Tau,...
Finding the Tyranid Hivemind could be a serious advantage, of course it they have one, something like a huge creature, that controls every Tyranid, if not...capturing and studying a Tyranid might reveal a way to make them destroy themselves.
3. Humans were/will be/are not perfect, Chaos can corrupt us, no matter how righteous our intentions are... Humans are a selfish race, afterall. No matter who leads us, be it The Emperor in his Golden armor or a regular human in a tie.
4. Why can't we all just get along?
I'm gonna put a few pics below, a few might be useful...
#35 to #34 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
This could come in handy...
#36 to #35 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Baneblade tank...

Holy Emperor...
#37 to #36 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
This guy's badass...
#38 to #37 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
You might already have this one

Go on, Click it...
#39 to #38 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
Farnsworth...

That cap looks... familiar?
#40 to #39 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
DAVE, CALM YOUR THRUSTERS FOR THE EMPERORS SAKE!!!!

Some people have no self-control...
#41 to #40 - matexius (02/03/2014) [-]
And...because I'm getting SC2: Heart of the Swarm in a few weeks... this is just something I found on the interwebz.

If you ever decide to play it...this guy... is...well...awesome...
#42 to #41 - krasnogvardiech (02/03/2014) [-]
I had everything except for Dave. God-Emperor damn it, Dave!
#23 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
It was my honour to bring you in to the glory of the Forty-First Mullenium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
*Internet Brofist*
#25 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
Myself, what captured me was the God-Emperor of Mankind. And y'know what, the thing that really got me was the actual humanity of the guy.

He's a dictator, who enforced harsh measures, but he was the most damn honest one mankind's ever had, and he had our best interests truly in heart.
He came up from Central Anatolia, 8000 BC, and for thirty millenia guided mankind - ALL humankind - from the back-scenes until he finally had enough somewhere near M23.
Even the guy's very existence is one of sacrifice. His creation? Tens if not hundreds of thousands of powerful psykers - world leaders, tribal shamans, witch-doctors and great philosophers just to name a few - all of them reincarnated as one into this massive legend of a person.

Honestly speaking, if the Emperor was a real being I would go with him. He simply has the best interests of us as a whole in heart.
User avatar #26 to #25 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Read about him like 10 minutes ago.
Sadly all that sustains him now is ancient tech and pure will power. I have to respect that, even if he is a dictator, but hey...
#29 to #26 - krasnogvardiech (10/23/2013) [-]
He's remaining in existence through sheer force of will.

Literally, a real man doesn't die, even when he's killed.

I will love you if you get this reference. Only a little homo.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Gurren lagan?
#31 to #30 - matexius (10/23/2013) [-]
Yoko is hot and pretty much on my list of ''Girls I want to get into bed, before I die'' list, which I'm pretty sure everyone has...
I mean come on, just try to maintain eye contact!
User avatar #32 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (10/24/2013) [-]
Hehe. Everybody.

She's 21 post-timeskip, by the way.
#1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
HERE WE GO, SKIY OF BROS.

Hm. It seems that I've taken your profile comment virginity.

Dohoho.

Steampunk/Deep sea dump is a go! Not all of them are backgrounds, however.
User avatar #5 to #1 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Too bad I can't give thumbs <here>.
#7 to #5 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Comments... comments never change.

People do. Through the comments they post.
#9 to #7 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
No matter, how much I tell it to myself. It still sounds wierd.
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As deep as the sea you asked me to post?
User avatar #15 to #11 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Depends where in the sea.
#2 to #1 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not exactly Deep-Sea, but it counts, right?
#3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I have Steampunk Spartans. I don't remember how I got these.
#4 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Underwater at least?
#8 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Does this count?

Personally, I prefer open, airy skies and airports over deep-sea things. I guess you'll be the Nuclear-Submarine captain while I'll be the Air Ace, right?
User avatar #13 to #8 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I would prefer yes. I loved the book 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Well, if I ever will be. We'll have to meet eachother for a cup of tea on either my submarine or your sky-ship.
User avatar #16 to #13 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
Skyship meets Submarine. I like the sound of that a lot.
#21 to #16 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I understand that
While everyone else looks for the sky and beyond for freedom, I look towards the endless prairies, the deepest abyss and the darkest reaches of the deep sea. While above the surface, the strongest tempest rages, I dive into the seas calm arms. In the deep blue, the world on land is nothing more than a distant memory, fading away.
Word of advice: If you ever go to the deep. NEVER sing the Jaws Theme song.
#10 to #8 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
What I should have opened this dump with.
User avatar #17 to #10 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
I can so see that line in the movie, if they did it of course.
#12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
I am Russia. Very cute and sex.
#19 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
As an appreciator of marine craft even though my preference is in the aeronautical field, this makes me sad. Such a good boat.
#20 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (08/20/2013) [-]
This is all I'll be posting for now. It's 2 AM here and my eyelids are getting twitchy.
User avatar #22 to #20 - matexius (08/20/2013) [-]
Goodbye, my high-flying friend.
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