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#175 - Probably not. 04/08/2012 on Conversation Status: Over -7
#20 - I guess. 03/31/2012 on Pedestrian Hit a Car 0
#17 - I immediately thought this was South America, Brazil or Chile.…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2012 on Pedestrian Hit a Car +1
User avatar #19 - CRosBY (03/31/2012) [-]
Well the reason i say Europe is because the people in the video look white, but it could be Argentina or Uruguay.
#20 - mateusdefaria (03/31/2012) [-]
I guess.
#3 - You suck so.... hard. 03/31/2012 on FACEBOOK WHORE 0
#12 - Where was this taped?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2012 on Pedestrian Hit a Car +1
User avatar #16 - CRosBY (03/31/2012) [-]
Looks like somewhere in europe.
#17 - mateusdefaria (03/31/2012) [-]
I immediately thought this was South America, Brazil or Chile. I got excited.
User avatar #19 - CRosBY (03/31/2012) [-]
Well the reason i say Europe is because the people in the video look white, but it could be Argentina or Uruguay.
#20 - mateusdefaria (03/31/2012) [-]
I guess.
#25 - collectivist versus individualistic society. I love the former… 03/31/2012 on bravo japan! +4
#290 - In Brazil it's tougher to get guns, but they allow full auto, … 03/31/2012 on What a fuckin twist 0
#277 - .22s just try out some 5.56 or a 5.45 AK-74 at the range, then…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2012 on What a fuckin twist 0
#288 - Jewssassin (03/31/2012) [-]
I got a friend getting a 30-30 first and Ill probably get the SKS before the Nugget, dont worry Im not going to go from a .22 to a full sized round, I enjoy being able to shoot properly.
Why couldnt you bring them with you? Were you able to atleast resell them for some cash?
#290 - mateusdefaria (03/31/2012) [-]
In Brazil it's tougher to get guns, but they allow full auto, sometimes retired military or former rebel used weapons that retailers just find and resell. I had a Norinco Type 56-2 with the bayonet, a Russian AKM with a grenade launcher, and a PKM to name a few, costing (in dollars) thousands. All of these were fully automatic, and more. Not helping was my psychological record from when I was a military police officer.

So it ended up staying in Brazil in two different homes in two different cities (Brasilia and Rio de Janeiro). I had my Norinco and all my pistols in Rio. A few months after I left, my cousin (who got my house there) was robbed. Those fucking Favela dogs took all my guns. Luckily my cousin was at a party and wasn't harmed. I still have the PKM, AKM, and two AKS-47s with their barrels shortened (with muzzle brakes to keep the law mandated barrel length) in Brasilia. But I never have time to shoot them when I go back.

They're basically my uncle's.
#265 - You got me, I'm from a magical place. And oh gosh, why would …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2012 on What a fuckin twist +1
#272 - Jewssassin (03/31/2012) [-]
Well things I would like to own are mostly .308 battle rifles
M1A
AR-10
PTR-91 or CETME
MK17
SVT-40
Gotta agree with you on the 1911, its just such a sexy gun and Dat .45 ACP. Shit I need to make a separate folder in my /k/ folder for 1911s.
I would also love a Garand, but to be honest, Ive only shot .22s and I only own one gun, a Savage Mark-II. In several months Ill have an outstanding debt paid off, then Ill buy a gun safe, then a Nugget, an SKS, then start on the Battle Rifles starting with the M1A.
#277 - mateusdefaria (03/31/2012) [-]
.22s just try out some 5.56 or a 5.45 AK-74 at the range, then try the 7.62. I suggest getting guns like the Garand first. They're more expensive. Save up, that away when you start buying the next rifles - it'll be easier on a budget. That's how I did it in Brazil, I had a few Kalashnikovs and a few pistols. It took a decade to complete the glorious collection. All lost when I came here. All of it. Now I have a little PB pistol... not the same one but we have memories....

MFW they told me I couldn't bring the weapons.
#288 - Jewssassin (03/31/2012) [-]
I got a friend getting a 30-30 first and Ill probably get the SKS before the Nugget, dont worry Im not going to go from a .22 to a full sized round, I enjoy being able to shoot properly.
Why couldnt you bring them with you? Were you able to atleast resell them for some cash?
#290 - mateusdefaria (03/31/2012) [-]
In Brazil it's tougher to get guns, but they allow full auto, sometimes retired military or former rebel used weapons that retailers just find and resell. I had a Norinco Type 56-2 with the bayonet, a Russian AKM with a grenade launcher, and a PKM to name a few, costing (in dollars) thousands. All of these were fully automatic, and more. Not helping was my psychological record from when I was a military police officer.

So it ended up staying in Brazil in two different homes in two different cities (Brasilia and Rio de Janeiro). I had my Norinco and all my pistols in Rio. A few months after I left, my cousin (who got my house there) was robbed. Those fucking Favela dogs took all my guns. Luckily my cousin was at a party and wasn't harmed. I still have the PKM, AKM, and two AKS-47s with their barrels shortened (with muzzle brakes to keep the law mandated barrel length) in Brasilia. But I never have time to shoot them when I go back.

They're basically my uncle's.
#255 - I know it's for optics (not trying to be arrogant, but serious…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2012 on What a fuckin twist +1
#261 - Jewssassin (03/31/2012) [-]
Ive never really liked AK platform tacticooled weapons and Ive never liked a bubba'd gun.
Althought I do like this one, but thats because it produces enough butt-hurt to power a small house for acouple days.
Your a fellow /k/ommando, arnt you?
#265 - mateusdefaria (03/31/2012) [-]
You got me, I'm from a magical place. And oh gosh, why would they do that? Why would they just abuse the shit out of that poor Garand? Don't see many /k/ommandos on Funnyjunk.

What about some of your SERIOUS favorites?
Mine:
SKS
MPi-KMS-2 (The German AKMS)
M92 Krinkov tacticooled
and the M1911, because who doesn't?
Also the PB pistol, first gun I ever shot and I loved it since.
#272 - Jewssassin (03/31/2012) [-]
Well things I would like to own are mostly .308 battle rifles
M1A
AR-10
PTR-91 or CETME
MK17
SVT-40
Gotta agree with you on the 1911, its just such a sexy gun and Dat .45 ACP. Shit I need to make a separate folder in my /k/ folder for 1911s.
I would also love a Garand, but to be honest, Ive only shot .22s and I only own one gun, a Savage Mark-II. In several months Ill have an outstanding debt paid off, then Ill buy a gun safe, then a Nugget, an SKS, then start on the Battle Rifles starting with the M1A.
#277 - mateusdefaria (03/31/2012) [-]
.22s just try out some 5.56 or a 5.45 AK-74 at the range, then try the 7.62. I suggest getting guns like the Garand first. They're more expensive. Save up, that away when you start buying the next rifles - it'll be easier on a budget. That's how I did it in Brazil, I had a few Kalashnikovs and a few pistols. It took a decade to complete the glorious collection. All lost when I came here. All of it. Now I have a little PB pistol... not the same one but we have memories....

MFW they told me I couldn't bring the weapons.
#288 - Jewssassin (03/31/2012) [-]
I got a friend getting a 30-30 first and Ill probably get the SKS before the Nugget, dont worry Im not going to go from a .22 to a full sized round, I enjoy being able to shoot properly.
Why couldnt you bring them with you? Were you able to atleast resell them for some cash?
#290 - mateusdefaria (03/31/2012) [-]
In Brazil it's tougher to get guns, but they allow full auto, sometimes retired military or former rebel used weapons that retailers just find and resell. I had a Norinco Type 56-2 with the bayonet, a Russian AKM with a grenade launcher, and a PKM to name a few, costing (in dollars) thousands. All of these were fully automatic, and more. Not helping was my psychological record from when I was a military police officer.

So it ended up staying in Brazil in two different homes in two different cities (Brasilia and Rio de Janeiro). I had my Norinco and all my pistols in Rio. A few months after I left, my cousin (who got my house there) was robbed. Those fucking Favela dogs took all my guns. Luckily my cousin was at a party and wasn't harmed. I still have the PKM, AKM, and two AKS-47s with their barrels shortened (with muzzle brakes to keep the law mandated barrel length) in Brasilia. But I never have time to shoot them when I go back.

They're basically my uncle's.

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User avatar #4 - divinemaddness (02/11/2012) [-]
Sup dude
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Your post is funny. Thank you.
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