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#77 - Holy ******* **** the author is such…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Best article +1
User avatar #80 - lordofthesea (01/27/2015) [-]
WOAH bro, please don't call her a Jew.
We don't want her.
#163 - mfw over 300 thumbs 01/27/2015 on Notice kids dont get... 0
#13 - vaccination is pretty saving children lives, and it should be …  [+] (50 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Notice kids dont get... +312
#163 - matakeshi (01/27/2015) [-]
mfw over 300 thumbs
User avatar #159 - ryander (01/27/2015) [-]
Fuck circumcision. you give a person a topical anesthethic then remove a piece of their skin without their consent, leaving them displaying large amounts of a stress hormone for months after the procedure and creating health complications. and somehow people still get brainwashed by propaganda into hurting their kids.
#157 - satansmeerkat (01/27/2015) [-]
#153 - teFlyingNinja (01/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #146 - mondprinzessin (01/27/2015) [-]
Honestly I could be an atheist and I'd still get my dick circumcised, that foreskin shit is nasty.
User avatar #122 - kandazz (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah sure, vaccinations are great and all, but fuck needles man. Just, fuck needles.
#95 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
I've been circumsised (religion) and I don't really care. If I had a choice, I would have it done.
I haven't had my shots. None of them. This isn't to say that you shouldn't have them, but for some reason no one in my family has had their shots (might be paperwork or whatnot, having moved around a lot). And I'm not saying we're better off not having them, just that we haven't had them.
#76 - feffog (01/27/2015) [-]
i wonder what its like to have a foreskin

its an alien thought, like having a third eye

i cannot imagine my dick being any different,
lube is mandatory for masturbation
User avatar #112 - captchakid (01/27/2015) [-]
I've never needed any.
#73 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
circumcision is not purely religious. If vaccines were mandatory we'd just be throwing another right out the window. It's your body and you should have entire power of what enters it. I don't wanna sound like some conspiracy freak but for gods sakes pharmaceuticals are a trillion dollar industry, it shows just how much of a profit they wanna make. It's not like they actually care about your health. If vaccines were mandatory, they'd just make you sick so you're forced to live with life long treatments so they can make more and more money off your dying self. They'd never cure you cause they want you sick so they can keep milking you for weekly or monthly treatments.
User avatar #68 - cutter (01/27/2015) [-]
fuck circumcision, i want my dick sleeve back.
#65 - deadfed (01/27/2015) [-]
Fuck you and your vaccinations.
#60 - steelchain (01/27/2015) [-]
uh didn't you know, vaccines cause autism...
#128 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
The dude made it up, on the other hand.. There was a study that correlated high-functioning autism (aspergers) and circumsision during childhood.

Which I found funny taking into consideration the huge discussion on the topic above.
User avatar #84 - professorbag (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm not usre if you are serious or not but if you are, then i feel like you should know, the person who made the whole vaccinations=autism thing came out to the public and told everything that he made it all up.

just google it.

So basically everyone thinks vaccinations give autism cus some douchebag lied for some reason.
User avatar #55 - badsamaritan (01/27/2015) [-]
Idk my best friend is uncircumcised and he constantly has to clean the foreskin because he got an infection from it when he was younger.
#54 - kurtr (01/27/2015) [-] Look it up yourself Deleted my first post, wrong link
#49 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
Actually more people are circumcising their babies for non-religious reasons these days. For example, my sister chose to circumcise her son for sanitary reasons. It prevents infection and is a lot easier to maintain.

#67 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
How is ease of cleaning even an argument for circumcision? It is not difficult to clean the foreskin at all, and cleanliness is not an issue as long as you have access to clean water.

I don't understand why someone would put a child to risk for so little (granted, deaths are rare, but complications, either immediate or in teen years are less so).
User avatar #41 - baconcharizard (01/27/2015) [-]
agree with you, but circumcision, can also be for medical reasons.
#140 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
medical reasons? if you are going to talk about "hygiene" just stop right there, it takes a few seconds to wash your dick. no need to chop it off
#42 - electronicbacon (01/27/2015) [-]
I always thought people do it for religious reasons. What medical ones are there?
User avatar #152 - drperzik (01/27/2015) [-]
i had to do it because of medical reasons.
could send you a message for what the reason was i had to do it
User avatar #114 - greyhoundfd (01/27/2015) [-]
Skin cells covering the glans penis can be used to grow organs, so there's that.
#86 - thedescendant (01/27/2015) [-]
When i was 4, I had to do circumcision because of an infection.
User avatar #74 - baconcharizard (01/27/2015) [-]
well i don't know specific medical terms (google that shit) but i know that i was circumcised at a young age, due to that there would be medical complications later on in life if my parents decided not to have me circumcised.
#72 - ainise (01/27/2015) [-]
According to an article that I really don't feel like hunting down(was a research paper in some journal I had to write a paper on in school), while there are medical reasons to get a circumcision at birth, there are more risks than benefits.

Long story short, it's kinda like take out your appendix as an infant. Sure, that will save you from bursting, but it also leads to all of the risks involved with surgery. And don't even THINK for a second that circumcisions are painless nor safe. Everything from a mistake chopping off the top of the head, to bleeding to death, to piercing the penis with the tool, to stunting the growth of the penis, post-surgery troubles, all the issues that come with scar tissue, hormone troubles later, etc. It also decreases sensitivity, which by extension decreases pleasure. Men whom are uncircumsized and clean themselves are less likely to get infections, as well. It also keeps the penis head clean, protects it from diseases, decreases the rate of infection transfers, etc, etc, etc. [There's a very faulty study that isn't accepted by any medical scientist who has read this about Africans and AIDs, where a 9 week study was taken, where those who were circumcised were not allowed to have sex for 8 weeks. Surprisingly, those who were circumcised showed a lower rate of AIDS infection, but no journal will publish it, because they're fucking idiots.]

As an Infant, all [male]mammals have an attached skin to their penis' head. When I say attached, I mean it physically can't be rolled back without *literally* ripping it off. This is to keep it clean and so nothing can get where the penis head meets the shaft. This is a protection mechanism that reduces the rate of infections. As the infant grows, this slowly diffuses and must be cleaned with warm water(not soap).

That's it. Take showers, clean it with warm water, dry properly and you have a safer, cleaner, more sensitive penis. Many MANY recent studies have shown the massive amounts of benefits that come with being uncircumcised, not to mention the fact that doctors have monetary gain for you circumcising your child(the foreskins are worth over $200 per kid), making it an immediate conflict of interest from the beginning.

Yes, There are medical reasons, but they're not justified. Circumcision is not good and it puts more infants at risk than not, leads to a less happy sex life and increased risk of receiving infections from a infected person.
User avatar #161 - ryander (01/27/2015) [-]
Also the majority of male genital mutilations, oh i'm sorry, circumcisions, are done with topical anesthethics. The kind you use for mosquito bites. That's one hell of a moquito bite.
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User avatar #111 - captchakid (01/27/2015) [-]
Also imo circumcised dick looks better than not.
User avatar #109 - captchakid (01/27/2015) [-]
All I know is that uncircumcised people can hide skittles in the folds.
User avatar #151 - zaps (01/27/2015) [-]
fucking kek
#118 - camzore (01/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #124 - captchakid (01/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #85 - lgninjaleetful (01/27/2015) [-]
i read through your thing there a bit, did you say having a circumcised penis is more sensitive or less?
#89 - ainise (01/27/2015) [-]
Long story short, the penis head rubbing against clothes decreases sensitivity.
User avatar #99 - lgninjaleetful (01/27/2015) [-]
I see,

#77 - ainise (01/27/2015) [-]
Reading more on it(trying to find that old paper...) there are results for both circumcision and non-circumcision increasing AND decreasing risks of transference of infection. Only issue I'm seeing is that most of these are too short to really tell the long-term difference, and almost all of these fail to represent how sexually active a person is or was, and in some cases where these people are even located.
User avatar #59 - Monsterofthedog (01/27/2015) [-]
I had steven johnsons when i was smaller that left blisters inside and outside my body. One was right on my piss hole, so they had to circumcise in order to operate and make sure i could piss again.
User avatar #56 - raskullquake (01/27/2015) [-]
mainly fimosis
source: i had my skin surgically removed just being 6 months old coz my peepee go blocked
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User avatar #35 - instalation (01/27/2015) [-]
Except it isn't purely religious.
#32 - jotaginger (01/27/2015) [-]
#30 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
Circumcision is for hygiene as well. W/ foreskin prevents STD/STI. W/o foreskin prevents regular infections.
#51 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
Ah yes STDs and STIs...something that every baby is exposed to. Oh wait.
#34 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
The risk reduction is tiny and there's really no hygiene benefit. We clean ourselves pretty often when compared to ancient Mesopotamians.
#33 - appleboba (01/27/2015) [-]
>not washing your dick and balls when you shower regardless of circumcision
User avatar #25 - wotterpatch (01/26/2015) [-]
Ignoring the fact that circumcision isn't purely religious, you're right
#23 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
"Purely Religious"
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User avatar #111 - chuca (01/26/2015) [-]
I've seen that video, makes good points but it's from a christian brainwashing college, other videos of theirs include why Christians are the most persecuted minority, why the ten commandments are the best moral code and why religion is more rational than atheism not saying anybody who is religious is an idiot, but to say it's more rational is

as i said before they make good points, but after some seeing their other videos i find it hard to take anything they say seriously
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