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mastertarium

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/britton.quick
Consoles Owned: ps3, Wii, snes, nintendo 64, Gamecube
PSN: godzillacommand
Date Signed Up:5/25/2013
Last Login:6/30/2015
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latest user's comments

#6 - Its okay! 06/28/2015 on Proud +1
#4 - Next thing you know, they will be shoving it down my throat in…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Proud 0
User avatar #5 - shimmery (06/28/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. I can't believe I missed that, even with running n fumes.
User avatar #6 - mastertarium (06/28/2015) [-]
Its okay!
#2 - Everyone is missing the joke. xD  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Proud +1
User avatar #3 - shimmery (06/27/2015) [-]
Meh, I've been awake for nearly 48 hours straight. You wanna humour me and explain what's funny about your content?
User avatar #4 - mastertarium (06/28/2015) [-]
Next thing you know, they will be shoving it down my throat in straight porn!

Which is how I like it!

^^^^^^^^^^^
Punchline
User avatar #5 - shimmery (06/28/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. I can't believe I missed that, even with running n fumes.
User avatar #6 - mastertarium (06/28/2015) [-]
Its okay!
#105 - Lets go. My place right now! 06/27/2015 on mastertarium's profile 0
#222 - My sides! Thank you! 06/27/2015 on Mods make you vocaroos 0
#201 - Neigh  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Mods make you vocaroos 0
User avatar #222 - mastertarium (06/27/2015) [-]
My sides! Thank you!
#104 - I'm gunna **** it! It said neigh! 06/27/2015 on mastertarium's profile 0
#133 - Best take your place! Mine is a mess. Like I'm about to be 06/27/2015 on FJ Admin & Mods Fan Art +1
#132 - >So maybe you can move out of your relative's house. C… 06/27/2015 on FJ Admin & Mods Fan Art 0
#119 - Point being? I'm just someone who enjoys life as is. Why grow up?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on FJ Admin & Mods Fan Art +1
#120 - Rascal (06/27/2015) [-]
I don't know. So maybe you can move out of your relative's house.

So you can contribute to the white race

So you can no being a social scourge and degenerat

So you can make what family you have left, proud

So you don't kill yourself when you realize it is too late to grow up

So you stop looking like this guy when you go "out"
User avatar #132 - mastertarium (06/27/2015) [-]
>So maybe you can move out of your relative's house.
Can't do that when I'm sick with a neurological Disorder. INB4 faggotry
>So you can contribute to the white race
I worked at Walmart until my disorder interfered with how I worked.
>So you can no being a social scourge and degenerate
Says the Anon on FJ
> So you can make what family you have left, proud
Dad is dead and mom is trying to help me through my current battles.
>So you don't kill yourself when you realize it is too late to grow up
It's never too late to grow up and I pay my taxes so fuck you.
>So you stop looking like this guy when you go "out"
I don't look like that and would never look like that! That'd be disrespectful to copy you! Seriously though. I'm not a fat lazy basement dwelling neckbeard. I have battles of my own and I'm trying to contribute to society.

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User avatar #103 - andra ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
neigh
User avatar #105 to #103 - mastertarium (06/27/2015) [-]
Lets go. My place right now!
#104 to #103 - mastertarium (06/27/2015) [-]
I'm gunna **** it! It said neigh!
#82 - dashgamer (06/18/2015) [-]
I guess the comments really are disappearing.
#83 to #82 - mastertarium (06/18/2015) [-]
Guess we will have to keep it to ourselves eh?
#84 to #83 - dashgamer (06/18/2015) [-]
If you need dopamine, you should do c-c-c-cocaine.
#85 to #84 - mastertarium (06/18/2015) [-]
Uh... I need to calm down not speed up.
#86 to #85 - dashgamer (06/18/2015) [-]
Do the cocaine. DO IT.
#90 to #89 - dashgamer (06/18/2015) [-]
Life is meaningless, so why the **** not.
Rather than cocaine, I'm addicted to energy drinks and beef jerky.
#92 to #91 - dashgamer (06/21/2015) [-]
Seriously.
I used to spend nearly $100 a week on junk food, back before it gave me severe heartburn.
#93 to #92 - mastertarium (06/24/2015) [-]
>MFW junkfood
#94 to #93 - dashgamer (06/24/2015) [-]
MFW
MFW
#95 to #94 - mastertarium (06/24/2015) [-]
GUILTY OF CUTE!
User avatar #74 - garymotherfingoak (02/04/2015) [-]
I haven't seen you on in awhile. wuzzap?
User avatar #75 to #74 - mastertarium (02/04/2015) [-]
I am a slave to walmart my friend and sleep. Thats about it.
User avatar #77 to #75 - garymotherfingoak (02/05/2015) [-]
ouch. how are you a slave to your friend though?
User avatar #78 to #77 - mastertarium (02/06/2015) [-]
I'll try this again. I'm a slave to Walmaart, my friend.
#80 to #79 - mastertarium (02/07/2015) [-]
Yup, so how are you?
User avatar #81 to #80 - garymotherfingoak (02/07/2015) [-]
im alright, procrastinating
#63 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
well little story time, i'm a hungarian who lives in germany i have some hungarian friends and some german friends i used to play xbox with my german friends and xbox with my hungarian friends. All good and fine i was playing destiny with one of my german friends and his random friend then suddenly my mic muted and they thought that i'm out of the party and they started talkin 			****		 about me, i don't know what to think so after my mic unmuted i told him that this is pretty 			******		 from him that he's such a huge asshole to me so i left the party and deleted him from my Friendslist, this was the story about my first friend. Now we getting to my second friend, we played often together and we talked 			****		 together about my ex-buddy and his brother, and this 			*******		 moron told him that only i was talking 			****		 about him and i hadn't know it that he told him EVERYTHING what i talked about him. So after a while i'm in a party with my hungarian friends and the kid is coming into the party i think you know how weird it is hungarians who try to speak german for fun that the german kid don't get upset, so and the german kid got upset. And again the german kid joined the party again and don't said a word probably his mic has not worked as usual and i continued talking to my hungarian friends, suddenly the german kid is leaving and deleted me from his FL, i saw that and asked what happened and he hadn't answered me. So i lost 2 good friends in a short amount of time, i want to apologize to them but they don't talk to me anymore. i think there is no sense in my story but try to apologize to your good friend, better BEG to your friend to forgive you i lost many friends that way that i hadn't apologized
well little story time, i'm a hungarian who lives in germany i have some hungarian friends and some german friends i used to play xbox with my german friends and xbox with my hungarian friends. All good and fine i was playing destiny with one of my german friends and his random friend then suddenly my mic muted and they thought that i'm out of the party and they started talkin **** about me, i don't know what to think so after my mic unmuted i told him that this is pretty ****** from him that he's such a huge asshole to me so i left the party and deleted him from my Friendslist, this was the story about my first friend. Now we getting to my second friend, we played often together and we talked **** together about my ex-buddy and his brother, and this ******* moron told him that only i was talking **** about him and i hadn't know it that he told him EVERYTHING what i talked about him. So after a while i'm in a party with my hungarian friends and the kid is coming into the party i think you know how weird it is hungarians who try to speak german for fun that the german kid don't get upset, so and the german kid got upset. And again the german kid joined the party again and don't said a word probably his mic has not worked as usual and i continued talking to my hungarian friends, suddenly the german kid is leaving and deleted me from his FL, i saw that and asked what happened and he hadn't answered me. So i lost 2 good friends in a short amount of time, i want to apologize to them but they don't talk to me anymore. i think there is no sense in my story but try to apologize to your good friend, better BEG to your friend to forgive you i lost many friends that way that i hadn't apologized
#64 to #63 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
I understand the feeling. I have few friends at the moment and losing a peverbial life line when my medicine doesn't work is saddening. I hate being alone.
I understand the feeling. I have few friends at the moment and losing a peverbial life line when my medicine doesn't work is saddening. I hate being alone.
#65 to #64 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
to be honest i'm 20 years old and love to be alone, but if i get some friends and they get pissed of me and leave me it hurts more than a leg burned with fresh made ramen soup
User avatar #66 to #65 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
>.< Ow!

I understand the feel.
#67 to #66 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
if you can't live alone like me, then try to keep your friends closer to yourself as you can
#68 to #67 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
#70 to #69 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
I dunno, I am feeling better than when I posted the status.
#71 to #70 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
heh, now i know why everyone says that i'm helpful like a 9mm
User avatar #72 to #71 - mastertarium (01/07/2015) [-]
You are helping me dude. Its been a bad few months, thats all.
#73 to #72 - jackmaccone (01/07/2015) [-]
well that's the best that i can do
well that's the best that i can do
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User avatar #43 - blackmore (02/12/2014) [-]
hey whats the source of your pony gif with the cream pie?
User avatar #44 to #43 - mastertarium (02/12/2014) [-]
I found it on Ifunny eons ago and finally had the nuts to uploadd it...
#39 - jackmaccone (01/22/2014) [-]
6 hours of sleep and dehydrated   
   
   
i'm feeling good
6 hours of sleep and dehydrated


i'm feeling good
#40 to #39 - mastertarium (01/22/2014) [-]
I got that feel.
#41 to #40 - jackmaccone (01/22/2014) [-]
and this case is weird cuz i have somehow more energy than other days
and this case is weird cuz i have somehow more energy than other days
#42 to #41 - mastertarium (01/22/2014) [-]
When energy abounds...
When energy abounds...
User avatar #22 to #20 - mastertarium (01/04/2014) [-]
hey dash! I derped in the last comment. Wanted to keep the pic up so I didn't delete it.
#23 to #22 - dashgamer (01/04/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #24 to #23 - mastertarium (01/05/2014) [-]
doing fine. yourself?
#25 to #24 - dashgamer (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm having the best time!
#26 to #25 - mastertarium (01/05/2014) [-]
Haven't seen or heard ya in a while man, the deal with that?
#27 to #26 - dashgamer (01/05/2014) [-]
My boyfriend is living with me now, so I'm occupying my time with other activities. =]
#28 to #27 - mastertarium (01/05/2014) [-]
understandable. So lesser time on FJ i see.
#29 to #28 - dashgamer (01/05/2014) [-]
I probably would have worked my way to the number one comment spot if he weren't here with me, but now I've got so many more important things in my life that I'll sink back into anonymity and probably won't do anything but talk to friends.
#30 to #29 - mastertarium (01/05/2014) [-]
makes sense. I am working at 1st comment as well.
makes sense. I am working at 1st comment as well.
#31 to #30 - dashgamer (01/05/2014) [-]
I browsed every piece of content uploaded to the site for the longest time...
#32 to #31 - mastertarium (01/05/2014) [-]
I would love to do that! My ADD does have limitations.
#33 to #32 - dashgamer (01/05/2014) [-]
I don't know, maybe I should ask him if he would be all right with me just browsing FJ all day during my free time.
#34 to #33 - mastertarium (01/05/2014) [-]
Do whatever you feel like bro, it just makes things easier.
#35 to #34 - dashgamer (01/05/2014) [-]
I wan' be inanets famush.
#36 to #35 - mastertarium (01/05/2014) [-]
yesh ranbo dish
#37 to #36 - dashgamer (01/05/2014) [-]
Rinber Dush.
#38 to #37 - mastertarium (01/06/2014) [-]
We are dorks.
We are dorks.
#18 - jackmaccone (11/18/2013) [-]
i see that yo like playin N64
i see that yo like playin N64
User avatar #19 to #18 - mastertarium (11/18/2013) [-]
Yes! Love my N64. Got the LE Green special
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