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masterofmuffins

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/25/2012
Last Login:7/25/2016
Location:Sky Valley
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Feel free to call me mafns.

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#48106 - I'm just fantasizing around.  [+] (11 new replies) 10 hours ago on Cancer 0
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#48108 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
:c
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#48112 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
Starting with the fact that I'd like to donate my organs.
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#48113 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
buh you need them
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#48116 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
You might need them too.
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#48125 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
no I need cocc
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#48135 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
That's also an organ.
...well not really but it's a functional bodypart that makes anatomic process.
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#48144 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
it's a bodypart that makes me a happy faggot
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#48148 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
I have cocc for you
#48149 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
GIB
#48155 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
k
#48156 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
THANK
#48103 - Maybe I want to seduct killroy.  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on Cancer 0
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#48139 - xxangelisxx (10 hours ago) [-]
You will have to fight for the squid with the psychedelic[?] dude.
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#48142 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
Nah actually I don't want to do that so psychadelicsnake can fug kilroy without any worry.
#48097 - There's so much to think about before making yourself a tattoo… 10 hours ago on Cancer 0
#48060 - I really like tattoos, but I have mixed feeling on get one or …  [+] (40 new replies) 10 hours ago on Cancer 0
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#48076 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
go for it bruh
tattoos are awesome
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#48106 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm just fantasizing around.
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#48108 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
:c
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#48112 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
Starting with the fact that I'd like to donate my organs.
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#48113 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
buh you need them
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#48116 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
You might need them too.
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#48125 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
no I need cocc
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#48135 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
That's also an organ.
...well not really but it's a functional bodypart that makes anatomic process.
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#48144 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
it's a bodypart that makes me a happy faggot
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#48148 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
I have cocc for you
#48149 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
GIB
#48155 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
k
#48156 - tindarin (10 hours ago) [-]
THANK
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#48072 - joshlol (10 hours ago) [-]
it;s quite a commitment,

gotta make sure you don't get something you'll think it shit 2 years down the line
#48097 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
There's so much to think about before making yourself a tattoo.
This for example. Tim Commerford's body tattoo is one I trully admire but the man has to workout constantly for keep it in form or else he would look horrible.

Also people never consider the discoloration, the wrinkles, so much to loose on a bad tattoo.
It should be called an art. Needs mastering!
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#48064 - xxangelisxx (10 hours ago) [-]
That is how you attract the splatoon fanboys.
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#48103 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
Maybe I want to seduct killroy.
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#48139 - xxangelisxx (10 hours ago) [-]
You will have to fight for the squid with the psychedelic[?] dude.
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#48142 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
Nah actually I don't want to do that so psychadelicsnake can fug kilroy without any worry.
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#48068 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
Splat on your back
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#48071 - xxangelisxx (10 hours ago) [-]
I will splat on your furry face if you don't stop being lewd.
#48078 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
I actually shaved recently so my face isn't that fuzzy
#48140 - xxangelisxx (10 hours ago) [-]
Fact stays, you little shit.
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#48141 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry I'm not being A FUCKIN SLOB
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#48145 - xxangelisxx (10 hours ago) [-]
You are a fkn slob. Get a job, you hippie.
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#48157 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
I have a job tho
I make pizza
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#48159 - xxangelisxx (10 hours ago) [-]
Man, in my teens I worked in a place that also sold pizza. In the start the delicious fumes seem alright but later they make ya feel nauseous as shit.
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#48163 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
What's with teenagers working in pizza
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#48164 - xxangelisxx (10 hours ago) [-]
Those are easy places to get a job at.
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#48171 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
Yeah true
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#48062 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm too white to get a tattoo
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#48066 - caet (10 hours ago) [-]
that makes no sense
you can be too black to get a tattoo
but that makes no sense to be too white
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#48067 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
I mean the mentality
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#48070 - caet (10 hours ago) [-]
still
are you implying tattoos are a black thing?
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#48073 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
Stop turning this into a race riot
I didn't even mention black people
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#48077 - caet (10 hours ago) [-]
you said you were too white. implying tattoos aren't a white people thing.
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#48083 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but you are also denying tattoos for all the other races
Why did you pick black out of them all, do you think Latino and Asians don't get tats?
Racist
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#48087 - caet (10 hours ago) [-]
Im saying all types of people gets tattoos.
even ancient Nordic tribes got tattoos. idk what being too white means tbh
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#48095 - bizzareslam (10 hours ago) [-]
It means I can't dance
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#48096 - caet (10 hours ago) [-]
k nerd
#2108408 - it catches TV signs 11 hours ago on Kingdom of Prince Kyle +2
#177910 - We make sunday post now. You share what you listened this week…  [+] (29 new replies) 11 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... +3
#177939 - ferrettamer (6 hours ago) [-]
I almost listened to a 5x5 this week. At least I listened to more than 3 albums which I normally do.
+Radiohead, Aesop
#177936 - shibe (7 hours ago) [-]
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#177947 - anametoremember (3 hours ago) [-]
i figured you'd be the kinda guy that likes antidotes. hopefully foals will play at least a couple of songs off of it when i go see them.
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#177948 - shibe (3 hours ago) [-]
it was actually alright, i just sorta clicked it and was like 'yeah this isn't too bad'

a single song didn't really stand out though, but that's not a terrible thing for an album
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#177940 - ferrettamer (6 hours ago) [-]
+YG, Lil Yachty
#177930 - ultrablue (9 hours ago) [-]
+fictioncity, Yoni & Geti, Secede, Aesop Rock, Moon

Listened to the new Periphery album a couple times. I've been diggin it so far. Really like that there's three tracks that are over 7 minutes long. Got some varied heavy bangers in there as well as some more groovy melodic tracks as usual. Nice shit.
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#177941 - ferrettamer (6 hours ago) [-]
+BoC, L'orange and jerimaeh gay, Uncluded, Sufjan, Aesop, Bonobo, City and Colour (he's canadian like me so you know he must be cool)
I feel as if I should recognize some more of these but i don't
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#177949 - ultrablue (2 hours ago) [-]
Hey, I started following you on lastfm
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#177950 - ferrettamer (1 hour ago) [-]
thanks friendo, i followed back
#177951 - ultrablue (1 hour ago) [-]
#177952 - ferrettamer (1 hour ago) [-]
taylor did nothing wrong
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#177953 - ultrablue (1 hour ago) [-]
At least not in her innocent heart hand days
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#177937 - masterofmuffins (7 hours ago) [-]
+ The Impossible Kid, Testarossa, Home
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#177932 - teoyeezy (8 hours ago) [-]
never listened to periphery where would u recommend me to begin
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#177934 - ultrablue (8 hours ago) [-]
Depends on what you want I suppose. The first album is heavy as shit, while the second has a bit more singing but also a little more variety I suppose. And then so on and so forth. I think the first is still my fav though.

If anything though I think everyone should start with this specific song first

Periphery  Icarus Lives

#177928 - cinnamonswirls (9 hours ago) [-]
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#177942 - ferrettamer (6 hours ago) [-]
+Earl, Lil Yachty, Lupe, clipping, xxyyxx, fka twigs, Radiohead
~Tyler
I've also listened to The Pains of Being Pure at Heart but I don't remember it so I can't rate it
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#177938 - masterofmuffins (7 hours ago) [-]
+ Lupe, Earl, clipping, Radiohead, XXYYXX
#177923 - teoyeezy (10 hours ago) [-]
Oh boy!

As Tall As Lions is good, and so is Testament, I'm really liking ministry. Peeping Tom is still amazing.

+ the shell, yoni and geti, radiohead, mr aesop rock, and mr patton
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#177943 - ferrettamer (6 hours ago) [-]
+aesop, Cage, Pianos Become teeth, La Dispute, Modern Baseball
~peeping tom
it's ok
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#177925 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
boooooooooooooiiiiii!!!

+ Chino and the Sleep Deftones, Patton and the Toms, Mr. Aes Rock, and White Toy Ferrari
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#177924 - teoyeezy (10 hours ago) [-]
I can't say what I think about pinegrove because it'll spoil everything ;)
#177931 - ultrablue (9 hours ago) [-]
#177933 - teoyeezy (8 hours ago) [-]
its great
#177920 - yatush (10 hours ago) [-]
I like your taste.

radiohead, porcupine tree, tool, A perfect circle, portishead, snarky puppies, the apples, puscifer, atoms for peace, led zeppelin, steven wilson solo albums (all of them, fuk ye), shye ben tzur.


am i doing this right
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#177944 - ferrettamer (5 hours ago) [-]
+radiohead, porcupine pee, portishead, steven wilson shit
tfw no chart to stimulate my visuals ;_;
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#177927 - masterofmuffins (10 hours ago) [-]
You are doing it okay, we post collages of the albums we have listened, but this is acceptable too.

+ Wilson stuff, Maynard stuff, Yorke stuff, Loop Zoop
#177911 - MatthewsGauss (11 hours ago) [-]
shit dude I literally listened to nothing this week. 4 of those were from yesterday.
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#177945 - ferrettamer (5 hours ago) [-]
n-nothing
#47913 - you see Tommy this is why you don't get laid  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Cancer +1
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#47914 - Sunset (11 hours ago) [-]
#47902 - fug women tbh they're hecking hard to keep happy …  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on Cancer 0
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#47906 - Sunset (11 hours ago) [-]
you're not supposed to keep women happy
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#47913 - masterofmuffins (11 hours ago) [-]
you see Tommy this is why you don't get laid
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#47914 - Sunset (11 hours ago) [-]
#47843 - Picture 12 hours ago on Cancer +1
#2108131 - 24 14 hours ago on Kingdom of Prince Kyle +1