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| #9226073 - My dying grandmother is ripping my family appart, and speciall… [+] (2 new replies) | 07/08/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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| #9226069 - noosy [+] (17 new replies) | 07/08/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-] neither am I gosh, for now, but I've resisted myself from kill my grandmother for 6 long years already and am loosing the temple  #9226088 -
miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-] make her say that your generation depends too much on technology then say "nou" and unplug her life support #9226119 -
masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]  how u been moosy, 'ts been time without see #9226132 -
miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]  This is the first time in 3 days I've been sober #9226179 -
masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]  it hurts to be healthy #9226205 -
masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]  I have sick lungs but I'll take a bottle. or some | ||
| #9226065 - I want to do some needles in my eyes [+] (4 new replies) | 07/08/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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| #3295 - Are you proud of your country? Because I am proud of your… [+] (7 new replies) | 07/08/2014 on abstractpink's profile | 0 |
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abstractpink (07/08/2014) [-] There's a rapist in my neighbourhood, every night he is at my door, touching the locks. Yesterday he tried raping a girl, and the police was called. They haven't done a thing. They arrived and didn't do anything. Danish police sucks #3297 -
masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-] but they look fun also why are you not enjoying from the festival? inb4 monis #3298 -
abstractpink (07/08/2014) [-] Roskilde is too far away, expensive, I'm not old enough, I don't drink, I'm already in a relationship (someone from thread even) so theres not much for me to do there #3299 -
masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-] The rest? You don't know what you're saying. #3300 -
abstractpink (07/08/2014) [-] I do though. If I don't drink, then I can't participate with a lot of it If I don't fuck around, then I can't really get the whole Roskilde feel many of my friends brag about All there is to do on Roskilde is maybe listen to music, but I'm too poor for that #3302 -
abstractpink (07/08/2014) [-] yuss, im not all too stupid, i can just sometimes say things a bit dumb | ||
| #9226050 - Thread, I just don't know if I am... Too angry … [+] (30 new replies) | 07/08/2014 on retard forum | +1 |
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masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-] My dying grandmother is ripping my family appart, and specially my mom's mental health. #9226077 -
masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-] neither am I gosh, for now, but I've resisted myself from kill my grandmother for 6 long years already and am loosing the temple #9226088 -
miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-] make her say that your generation depends too much on technology then say "nou" and unplug her life support #9226119 -
masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-] how u been moosy, 'ts been time without see #9226132 -
miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-] This is the first time in 3 days I've been sober #9226179 -
masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-] it hurts to be healthy #9226205 -
masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-] I have sick lungs but I'll take a bottle. or some | ||
| #49 - ye now I know is elric, but elric ain't regnol also regnol… | 07/07/2014 on captainlevi's profile | 0 |
| #9219714 - And now I better go to sleep if I don't want to freeze to deat… [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
| #9219683 - Just russianbro things. [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | +2 |
| #9219635 - wemil seat your draggu avis are kewl, but mine is… | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
| #9219624 - can't brain so well, I have my fingers frozen must go to bed soon [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
| #9219603 - I- I just want you to notice me senpai... | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
| #9219582 - lies, you can't manage the concept of love, you can only manag… [+] (2 new replies) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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russianbro (07/07/2014) [-]  Jesus christ fucking Mohammed you're rude | ||
| #9219565 - I woke up this morning | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
| #9219558 - russianbro is here hide all the horses except if you want … [+] (15 new replies) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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mckinkymcormic (07/07/2014) [-]  my dick is cut the fuck up so i''ll need one anyways.  #9219646 -
mckinkymcormic (07/07/2014) [-] i'm cut, and over the years of abrasion i've got scars, a second teeny tiny peehole, anf my urethra has been slowly tearing down the middle. i'm afraid to fap sometimes. #9219672 -
mckinkymcormic (07/07/2014) [-] i dont think there's much you can do other than give me a new one. #9219582 -
masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-] lies, you can't manage the concept of love, you can only manage the concept of a pleased dick #9219595 -
russianbro (07/07/2014) [-] Jesus christ fucking Mohammed you're rude | ||
| #9219514 - What if there's no more fun to have? [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | +1 |
| #9219508 - You passed You are a normalfag or at least morally … [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
| #9219474 - You can take it however you want it this is a question for… [+] (3 new replies) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | +1 |
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masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]  You are a normalfag or at least morally Ask "in the world" makes you analyze about the world or society's perspective, how others do, what's good or bad, is this step right? Those are positive aspects imo, but can drive into insecurities | ||
| #9219446 - What if there's no more fun to have? [+] (5 new replies) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | +1 |
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masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]  this is a question for psychoanalyze you but I think I have my answer already #9219508 -
masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-] You are a normalfag or at least morally Ask "in the world" makes you analyze about the world or society's perspective, how others do, what's good or bad, is this step right? Those are positive aspects imo, but can drive into insecurities | ||
| #9219435 - Shame on you Shame on your dinner [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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| #9219422 - *test I hope this is kewl 'nuff darthsalias, and I ho… [+] (5 new replies) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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| #9219330 - FUKKIN SIT AND WAIT ****** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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| #9219277 - I have finally listened all of Death Grips. Final veredict… [+] (3 new replies) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]  AND WAIT NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go make yourself some eggs on the meantime. | ||
| #9219255 - depends gib pic [+] (1 new reply) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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| #9219249 - damn son [+] (3 new replies) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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| #9219240 - u just born that way kid but don't worry, you can learn on… [+] (5 new replies) | 07/07/2014 on retard forum | 0 |
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masterofmuffins (07/01/2014) [-] Director Charlie Helsel itself has visited my profile.
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masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-] [big]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[ big]
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masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-] El universo gira en torno a las matematicas financieras.
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masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-] Solo recuerda quien es el enemigo, mandy.
Si quitamos a estos dos imbesiles del mundial,Francia y Costa Rica pueden disputarse CLARAMENTE QUE CHILE, PAPI!!! La estamos roooooompiendo!
Si quitamos a estos dos imbesiles del mundial,
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masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-] fgdhefkabhfbhhawuhravbhjefbhjthusajk
You get spanish notifications too often?
You get spanish notifications too often?
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masterofmuffins (06/19/2014) [-] Listening music and preparing for stay up all night.
I must work on two reports and study for an exam.
I must work on two reports and study for an exam.
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masterofmuffins (06/17/2014) [-] This place is death, come in under your own consent. plz levae a comment, I luv u
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friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-] I got the 20 matches done
now im paired against scrubs I can actually kill
and I ****** 2 people at once with the rail gun once
Y no se como mierdas usar el quake live chat o PMs
now im paired against scrubs I can actually kill
and I ****** 2 people at once with the rail gun once
Y no se como mierdas usar el quake live chat o PMs
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masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-] I still need 10 more
Ves esta seccion de aqui con ese titulo? Cuando tienes amigos en linea estos aparecen en esa seccion. Ahi el chat es facil. Si alguien esta en un server te da la opcion de unirte al server en el que esta.
Ves esta seccion de aqui con ese titulo? Cuando tienes amigos en linea estos aparecen en esa seccion. Ahi el chat es facil. Si alguien esta en un server te da la opcion de unirte al server en el que esta.
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masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-] YEAH?
WELL!
WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN FREEZETAG
WITH BACKJACK AND *******
WELL!
WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN FREEZETAG
WITH BACKJACK AND *******
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riducki (06/15/2014) [-]
"But I pee from there!" said the 12 year old girl I was babysitting just before I thrust my pelvis into her tight ***** . She screams as her cherry pops and blood ozzes down, she is crying "The fun has only just begun" Take nearby pepsi bottle with cap on and shove it in her ***** above my penis rrrrriiiiiipppppp her ***** is not twice as wide and blood is now draining from her ***** . Now that there is already a tear at the seams the next part is now possible. I rip out the pepsi bottle and put both hands inside either side of her former ****** and pull with all my might The sound of velcro her innards pour out and I make haste to put her over my mouth and let the blood drain in. ssllaapp a long rubbery strand of intestine lands on my face. I rip it in two and pear inside. I can see fermenting feces. I stand up with a strand of intestines in hand and squeeze out the ***** waste like I would squeeze out toothpaste. I walk away from the girl who is now either dead or in shock and close to death and grab my handy dandy bonesaw "aaaaawwwyyyeeeaaaa.jpg" I cut both arms and legs off from her body and forcibly shove them in the bottom of her bloody hole. But then the mom walks in she looks at me and smiles but then looks down and screams in horror at a spider.
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masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-] Todo bien entonces.
Porque claramente ninguno de ellos pasa.
Porque claramente ninguno de ellos pasa.
