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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: How 'bout "Fuck No".
Youtube Channel: nineinchnailsVEVO
Steam Profile: font4na
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Video Games Played: Quake Live, Quake III Arena, Unreal Tournament, TF2, Chess.
X-box Gamertag: Like if I had an X-Box.
PSN: Me? PS3? Yeah, right....
Interests: Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, music, bigbaddrag and EllieMuffin IRLs.
Date Signed Up:2/25/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
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"Time is the best healer and music is the best painkiller. And the good about music is that it helps to make the time flow."

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#9226073 - My dying grandmother is ripping my family appart, and speciall…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9226075 - ribocoon (07/08/2014) [-]
Is grandma being a bitch or something?
User avatar #9226085 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
a bitch and a problem
she lived the enough
#9226069 - noosy  [+] (17 new replies) 07/08/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9226070 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
wtf im not suicidal
User avatar #9226077 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
neither am I gosh, for now, but I've resisted myself from kill my grandmother for 6 long years already and am loosing the temple
User avatar #9226088 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
make her say that your generation depends too much on technology
then say "nou" and unplug her life support
#9226110 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
...brilliant
User avatar #9226116 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
it'll be good
#9226119 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mang

how u been moosy, 'ts been time without see
#9226132 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
I've been dandy

This is the first time in 3 days I've been sober
#9226142 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
Medication, drugs, alcohol, or a combo?
#9226144 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
mixture of drugs and alcohol
sometimes both
#9226152 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
Have fun is fun. Just stay safe and don't go stupid.
#9226161 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
yaya
#9226179 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
I've been sober for too long, I want to swallow sumthin but I've been non-stop for 3 weeks
it hurts to be healthy
#9226186 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
smoek with me
#9226205 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
no smok
I have sick lungs
but I'll take a bottle. or some
#9226218 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
i
i guessi c an share alcholohol
#9226242 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
<3
#9226251 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
#9226065 - I want to do some needles in my eyes  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9226074 - moot (07/08/2014) [-]
text me
User avatar #9226080 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
nah mang
User avatar #9226082 - moot (07/08/2014) [-]
sext me
#9226102 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
ben dover
#3295 - Are you proud of your country? Because I am proud of your…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2014 on abstractpink's profile 0
User avatar #3296 - abstractpink (07/08/2014) [-]
There's a rapist in my neighbourhood, every night he is at my door, touching the locks. Yesterday he tried raping a girl, and the police was called.
They haven't done a thing. They arrived and didn't do anything.

Danish police sucks
User avatar #3297 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
but they look fun
also why are you not enjoying from the festival? inb4 monis
User avatar #3298 - abstractpink (07/08/2014) [-]
Roskilde is too far away, expensive, I'm not old enough, I don't drink, I'm already in a relationship (someone from thread even) so theres not much for me to do there
#3299 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm just going to keep with the three first reasons.
The rest? You don't know what you're saying.
User avatar #3300 - abstractpink (07/08/2014) [-]
I do though.
If I don't drink, then I can't participate with a lot of it
If I don't fuck around, then I can't really get the whole Roskilde feel many of my friends brag about

All there is to do on Roskilde is maybe listen to music, but I'm too poor for that
User avatar #3301 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
aaaaah, good point right there fellow dane
User avatar #3302 - abstractpink (07/08/2014) [-]
yuss, im not all too stupid, i can just sometimes say things a bit dumb
#9226050 - Thread, I just don't know if I am... Too angry …  [+] (30 new replies) 07/08/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9226138 - EjaculationMan (07/08/2014) [-]
its all symptoms of having your period.
User avatar #9226067 - ribocoon (07/08/2014) [-]
problem?
User avatar #9226073 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
My dying grandmother is ripping my family appart, and specially my mom's mental health.
User avatar #9226075 - ribocoon (07/08/2014) [-]
Is grandma being a bitch or something?
User avatar #9226085 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
a bitch and a problem
she lived the enough
User avatar #9226062 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
dood
mafns
User avatar #9226069 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
noosy
User avatar #9226070 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
wtf im not suicidal
User avatar #9226077 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
neither am I gosh, for now, but I've resisted myself from kill my grandmother for 6 long years already and am loosing the temple
User avatar #9226088 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
make her say that your generation depends too much on technology
then say "nou" and unplug her life support
#9226110 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
...brilliant
User avatar #9226116 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
it'll be good
#9226119 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mang

how u been moosy, 'ts been time without see
#9226132 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
I've been dandy

This is the first time in 3 days I've been sober
#9226142 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
Medication, drugs, alcohol, or a combo?
#9226144 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
mixture of drugs and alcohol
sometimes both
#9226152 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
Have fun is fun. Just stay safe and don't go stupid.
#9226161 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
yaya
#9226179 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
I've been sober for too long, I want to swallow sumthin but I've been non-stop for 3 weeks
it hurts to be healthy
#9226186 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
smoek with me
#9226205 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
no smok
I have sick lungs
but I'll take a bottle. or some
#9226218 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
i
i guessi c an share alcholohol
#9226242 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
<3
#9226251 - miscarriage (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #9226058 - moot (07/08/2014) [-]
Just do some shrooms
User avatar #9226065 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
I want to do some needles in my eyes
User avatar #9226074 - moot (07/08/2014) [-]
text me
User avatar #9226080 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
nah mang
User avatar #9226082 - moot (07/08/2014) [-]
sext me
#9226102 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
ben dover
#49 - ye now I know is elric, but elric ain't regnol also regnol… 07/07/2014 on captainlevi's profile 0
#9219714 - And now I better go to sleep if I don't want to freeze to deat…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219717 - aczzoh (07/07/2014) [-]
gnight
#9219683 - Just russianbro things.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on retard forum +2
#9219695 - DrOhcysp (07/07/2014) [-]
he's one of my best friends here lol
#9219635 - wemil seat your draggu avis are kewl, but mine is… 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
#9219624 - can't brain so well, I have my fingers frozen must go to bed soon  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219630 - canyou (07/07/2014) [-]
is k
#9219603 - I- I just want you to notice me senpai... 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
#9219582 - lies, you can't manage the concept of love, you can only manag…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
#9219595 - russianbro (07/07/2014) [-]
Nigger why the fuck does every conversation we have has to end in a personal attack

Jesus christ fucking Mohammed you're rude
#9219603 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
I- I just want you to notice me senpai...
#9219565 - I woke up this morning 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
#9219558 - russianbro is here hide all the horses except if you want …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219578 - mckinkymcormic (07/07/2014) [-]
i plugged them.
#9219601 - DrOhcysp (07/07/2014) [-]
with penises
User avatar #9219604 - mckinkymcormic (07/07/2014) [-]
nope, i'm not fucking horses
srsly, period sex?
#9219613 - DrOhcysp (07/07/2014) [-]
no condom needed
#9219622 - mckinkymcormic (07/07/2014) [-]
i didnt think about that.
my dick is cut the fuck up so i''ll need one anyways.
#9219625 - DrOhcysp (07/07/2014) [-]
wtf did you do?
User avatar #9219646 - mckinkymcormic (07/07/2014) [-]
i'm cut, and over the years of abrasion i've got scars, a second teeny tiny peehole, anf my urethra has been slowly tearing down the middle. i'm afraid to fap sometimes.
#9219666 - DrOhcysp (07/07/2014) [-]
go to doctor....

asap pls
User avatar #9219672 - mckinkymcormic (07/07/2014) [-]
i dont think there's much you can do other than give me a new one.
User avatar #9219673 - DrOhcysp (07/07/2014) [-]
lol
#9219571 - DrOhcysp (07/07/2014) [-]
i present mine with open legs
#9219570 - russianbro (07/07/2014) [-]
Nigger i make love to horses

I dont "sexualise" things
User avatar #9219582 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
lies, you can't manage the concept of love, you can only manage the concept of a pleased dick
#9219595 - russianbro (07/07/2014) [-]
Nigger why the fuck does every conversation we have has to end in a personal attack

Jesus christ fucking Mohammed you're rude
#9219603 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
I- I just want you to notice me senpai...
#9219514 - What if there's no more fun to have?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9219517 - aczzoh (07/07/2014) [-]
Then we make our own fun
#9219508 - You passed You are a normalfag or at least morally …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219530 - canyou (07/07/2014) [-]
Alright! I feel like a good person!
#9219474 - You can take it however you want it this is a question for…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9219477 - canyou (07/07/2014) [-]
oh dear

How's I do?
#9219508 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
You passed
You are a normalfag
or at least morally

Ask "in the world" makes you analyze about the world or society's perspective, how others do, what's good or bad, is this step right? Those are positive aspects imo, but can drive into insecurities
User avatar #9219530 - canyou (07/07/2014) [-]
Alright! I feel like a good person!
#9219446 - What if there's no more fun to have?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9219454 - canyou (07/07/2014) [-]
Like...in the world?
#9219474 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
You can take it however you want it
this is a question for psychoanalyze you
but I think I have my answer already
User avatar #9219477 - canyou (07/07/2014) [-]
oh dear

How's I do?
#9219508 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
You passed
You are a normalfag
or at least morally

Ask "in the world" makes you analyze about the world or society's perspective, how others do, what's good or bad, is this step right? Those are positive aspects imo, but can drive into insecurities
User avatar #9219530 - canyou (07/07/2014) [-]
Alright! I feel like a good person!
#9219435 - Shame on you Shame on your dinner  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219441 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
ew i had pizza instead
#9219422 - *test I hope this is kewl 'nuff darthsalias, and I ho…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219429 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
and no
User avatar #9219435 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
Shame on you
Shame on your dinner
User avatar #9219441 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
ew i had pizza instead
User avatar #9219431 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
not eating eggs
User avatar #9219428 - mckinkymcormic (07/07/2014) [-]
where did you come up with your name?
#9219330 - FUKKIN SIT AND WAIT ****** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219333 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
OK
#9219277 - I have finally listened all of Death Grips. Final veredict…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219281 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
u no do then
#9219330 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
FUKKIN SIT
AND WAIT
NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go make yourself some eggs on the meantime.
User avatar #9219333 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
OK
#9219255 - depends gib pic  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
#9219259 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
#9219249 - damn son  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219253 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
can u do both?
User avatar #9219255 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
depends
gib pic
#9219259 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
#9219240 - u just born that way kid but don't worry, you can learn on…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9219247 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
i cant find one...
User avatar #9219249 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
damn son
User avatar #9219253 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
can u do both?
User avatar #9219255 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
depends
gib pic
#9219259 - darthsalias (07/07/2014) [-]
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#4333 - masterofmuffins (07/01/2014) [-]
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Nine Inch Nails - Hurt (VEVO Presents)
User avatar #4357 - novabird ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/704877#704877
enjoy
User avatar #4358 to #4357 - masterofmuffins (14 hours ago) [-]
This seems interdasting...
User avatar #4359 to #4358 - novabird ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
damn link vanishing bugs...-_-
#4355 - masterofmuffins (07/09/2014) [-]
xblthatguy
gg
User avatar #4356 to #4355 - masterofmuffins (07/09/2014) [-]
not on a talkative mood I think
User avatar #4353 - lordmandy (07/08/2014) [-]
CSMRE WEON
User avatar #4354 to #4353 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
rip favelas
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#4336 - bigbaddrag (07/03/2014) [-]
nighty night mafns
nighty night mafns
User avatar #4337 to #4336 - masterofmuffins (07/03/2014) [-]
Nighy night draggu :3
#4334 to #4332 - masterofmuffins (07/01/2014) [-]
Director Charlie Helsel itself has visited my profile.
#4331 - lordmandy (06/28/2014) [-]
My most sincere condolences and a a huge #REKT to your football team.   
   
   
   
 But no really holy 						****					 Chile was on 						*******					 fire, gg.    
but i guess love is not enough
My most sincere condolences and a a huge #REKT to your football team.



But no really holy **** Chile was on ******* fire, gg.
but i guess love is not enough
User avatar #4335 to #4331 - masterofmuffins (07/01/2014) [-]
All the sweat.
#4342 to #4341 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
[big]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[ big]
User avatar #4343 to #4342 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
And idk what's funnier. If the video, or the comments section.
#4344 to #4343 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
Danny, what's happening here?
#4347 to #4346 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
Danny, don't go deeper.
Or maybe yes, go deeper.
User avatar #4348 to #4347 - lordmandy (07/07/2014) [-]
lolwut


we have to go deeper
User avatar #4327 - wemilznotkill (06/27/2014) [-]
diddly dee, let me see if my friends can see thee!
User avatar #4328 to #4327 - masterofmuffins (06/28/2014) [-]
u havn fun?
User avatar #4330 to #4329 - masterofmuffins (06/28/2014) [-]
We're stuck in the same hole then.
User avatar #4324 to #4323 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
Beautiful.
#4325 to #4324 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
#4326 to #4325 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
Drowning in a pile of work.
And lurking.
#4316 to #4314 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
No entiendo el chiste :^(
User avatar #4317 to #4316 - lordmandy (06/27/2014) [-]
miralo todo omfg
User avatar #4319 to #4317 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
Ahora que lo veo mejor, ya le veo la gracia.
Este tipo esta muy mal omfg, tengo un amigo que es igual
User avatar #4318 to #4317 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
Te garantizo firmado con contrato que si algun dia jugamos algo con microfono yo voy a sonar igual.
User avatar #4320 to #4318 - lordmandy (06/27/2014) [-]
jajajajjaaja
User avatar #4321 to #4320 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
GUD WORK
GUD WORK
GUD WORK

Eso me debe de salir calcado 10/10
User avatar #4315 to #4314 - lordmandy (06/26/2014) [-]
JAJAJAJA cada vez se pone mejor weon
User avatar #4295 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
Y aprendiste a hacer el salto badlands?
User avatar #4296 to #4295 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Estoy a fin de semestre mango, no hay tiempo ni para dormir.
User avatar #4297 to #4296 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
osea que si?
User avatar #4298 to #4297 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Lamento ser la decepcion de la familia Danny, pero te he fallado.
#4299 to #4298 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
omfg que casual, mafns
#4300 to #4299 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
El universo gira en torno a las matematicas financieras.
User avatar #4301 to #4300 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
qué haces? mides cuanto mide una barra de oro?

JAJAJAJA #REKT
User avatar #4302 to #4301 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Aprovecho al maximo una plancha de madera prensada

Y se supone que con esto evitas los riesgos en el area de trabajo?
User avatar #4303 to #4302 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
Muy bien hecho álecs

contribuyes al futuro de surperú
User avatar #4304 to #4303 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Calla Dany, tu eres de japolandia.
Tus costumbres ofenden a los hispanoamericanos.
User avatar #4305 to #4304 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
Ajá... oye puedes creer que inglaterra quedo completamente #decimated ?


Quien crees que gane este mundial?
yo apoyo a cualquier pais latinoamericano... a falta de talento propio...
#4306 to #4305 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Solo recuerda quien es el enemigo, mandy.

Si quitamos a estos dos imbesiles del mundial, Francia y Costa Rica pueden disputarse CLARAMENTE QUE CHILE, PAPI!!! La estamos roooooompiendo!
User avatar #4307 to #4306 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
Costa Rica n1
chile n2
alemania n3
.
.
.
arg n23000

buena suerte
User avatar #4308 to #4307 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Haremos historia este mundial Mandy. Todos terminaran amando al pelao Sanpaoli.
#4310 to #4309 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
fgdhefkabhfbhhawuhravbhjefbhjthusajk

You get spanish notifications too often?
#4311 to #4310 - historia (06/22/2014) [-]
Actually this is my first. I do get some AoT comments and one about a video game called "Historia" or something.
User avatar #4312 to #4311 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
I feel flattered from take the first spanish mention.
#4313 to #4312 - historia (06/22/2014) [-]
I knew it would happen eventually!
#4283 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4284 to #4283 - masterofmuffins (06/19/2014) [-]
Saw you nosing around
Saw you nosing around
#4285 to #4284 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
You didn't see nuffin muffin.
#4288 to #4287 - masterofmuffins (06/19/2014) [-]
yeh

what's chilling?
#4289 to #4288 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
Just watching TV. You?
#4290 to #4289 - masterofmuffins (06/19/2014) [-]
Listening music and preparing for stay up all night.
I must work on two reports and study for an exam.
#4291 to #4290 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
Me too.
I'm not working on reports or anything, I just feel like staying up though.
#4292 to #4291 - masterofmuffins (06/19/2014) [-]
The nights feel nice sometimes.
The nights feel nice sometimes.
User avatar #4293 to #4292 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
Yiss.
User avatar #4282 - masterofmuffins (06/18/2014) [-]
well done lunargreenhouse, you ******* that link
#4281 - masterofmuffins (06/17/2014) [-]
This place is death, come in under your own consent.  plz levae a comment, I luv u    
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This place is death, come in under your own consent. plz levae a comment, I luv u
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#4280 to #4279 - masterofmuffins (06/17/2014) [-]
tfw memed
tfw memed
User avatar #4266 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
I got the 20 matches done
now im paired against scrubs I can actually kill
and I ****** 2 people at once with the rail gun once

Y no se como mierdas usar el quake live chat o PMs
#4267 to #4266 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
I still need 10 more

Ves esta seccion de aqui con ese titulo? Cuando tienes amigos en linea estos aparecen en esa seccion. Ahi el chat es facil. Si alguien esta en un server te da la opcion de unirte al server en el que esta.
User avatar #4268 to #4267 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
Ja, no tienes amigos en linea!
;_;

Como sea, al menos ya no entro en un server en the longest yard con un tipo que finaliza la partida en 5 minutos con 50:3 ratio como la ultima vez.

Y ahora no me mato solo!
User avatar #4269 to #4268 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
Tu eres mi unico amigo. bby

Yo aun debo mejorar caleta, aunque mi accuracy va mejorando. Estoy empezando a apreciar la railgun un tanto mas.
User avatar #4270 to #4269 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
Just don't play clan arena if you haven't finished the first 20 matches to get yer skill calq'd, stick to ffa.

Overkill best map
User avatar #4271 to #4270 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
Ya I tell ya, stupid clans kicking you out

Retribution, Campgrounds, and The Yard ***** . TFW intel bought Campgrounds, wtf
User avatar #4272 to #4271 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
an freeze tag is only for premium players now
#4273 to #4272 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
YEAH?
WELL!
WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN FREEZETAG
WITH BACKJACK AND *******
User avatar #4274 to #4273 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
heck yes
User avatar #4275 to #4274 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
we still need some more 1vs1 nyugga
User avatar #4276 to #4275 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
tengo asueto el dia del padre ;)

asi que tengo todo ese dia
#4277 to #4276 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
Pues yo no voy a estar todo ese dia
#4264 - riducki (06/15/2014) [-]
"But I pee from there!" said the 12 year old girl I was babysitting just before I thrust my pelvis into her tight ***** . She screams as her cherry pops and blood ozzes down, she is crying "The fun has only just begun" Take nearby pepsi bottle with cap on and shove it in her ***** above my penis rrrrriiiiiipppppp her ***** is not twice as wide and blood is now draining from her ***** . Now that there is already a tear at the seams the next part is now possible. I rip out the pepsi bottle and put both hands inside either side of her former ****** and pull with all my might The sound of velcro her innards pour out and I make haste to put her over my mouth and let the blood drain in. ssllaapp a long rubbery strand of intestine lands on my face. I rip it in two and pear inside. I can see fermenting feces. I stand up with a strand of intestines in hand and squeeze out the ***** waste like I would squeeze out toothpaste. I walk away from the girl who is now either dead or in shock and close to death and grab my handy dandy bonesaw "aaaaawwwyyyeeeaaaa.jpg" I cut both arms and legs off from her body and forcibly shove them in the bottom of her bloody hole. But then the mom walks in she looks at me and smiles but then looks down and screams in horror at a spider.
User avatar #4256 - lordmandy (06/15/2014) [-]
kagawa está que caga agua
User avatar #4258 to #4257 - lordmandy (06/15/2014) [-]
csmre negros pendejos :c
User avatar #4259 to #4258 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
...me estoy perdiendo un juego, verdad?
User avatar #4260 to #4259 - lordmandy (06/15/2014) [-]
uhh si, Costa de Marfil 2 - 1 Japón
#4261 to #4260 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
Todo bien entonces.
Porque claramente ninguno de ellos pasa.
#4262 to #4261 - lordmandy (06/15/2014) [-]
GRORIOUS NIPPON VA A GANAR EL MUNDIAL
User avatar #4263 to #4262 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
You get the joke of the year award for try.
#4250 - masterofmuffins (06/12/2014) [-]
Hello xing.
#4251 to #4250 - xing (06/12/2014) [-]
im everywhere
#4253 to #4252 - xing (06/13/2014) [-]
i had to cut my grass
i wanted to see if anyone would find out
youre the first
User avatar #4254 to #4253 - masterofmuffins (06/13/2014) [-]
I feel somewhat honored and I don't really know why.
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