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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: How 'bout "Fuck No".
Youtube Channel: nineinchnailsVEVO
Steam Profile: font4na
Consoles Owned: None.
Video Games Played: Quake Live, Quake III Arena, Unreal Tournament, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Portal 2, Chess.
X-box Gamertag: Like if I had an X-Box.
PSN: Me? PS3? Yeah, right....
Interests: Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, music, bother edenearhart.
Date Signed Up:2/25/2012
Last Login:5/31/2016
Location:Sky Valley
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#174782 - Best 2015 05/29/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#11756201 - Time for play some Outlast 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® 0
#7360 - I've been going to some pretty places on my own, but for work.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2016 on masterofmuffins's profile 0
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#7361 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
My boss let me go fishing yesterday, gave me four hours off of my 10 hour shift for it, was pretty sweet.
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#7362 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
niiiiiice
I still need to find a good river to go fishing.
and... wait for the summer
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#7363 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I'm not sure i like this new incense i got.
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#7364 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
get rid of it
also I must sleep now
#7357 - Despite the rain and get wet that sounds really comfy, I'm a b…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/29/2016 on masterofmuffins's profile 0
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#7359 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I'll get some pics tomorrow
#7360 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
I've been going to some pretty places on my own, but for work.
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#7361 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
My boss let me go fishing yesterday, gave me four hours off of my 10 hour shift for it, was pretty sweet.
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#7362 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
niiiiiice
I still need to find a good river to go fishing.
and... wait for the summer
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#7363 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I'm not sure i like this new incense i got.
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#7364 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
get rid of it
also I must sleep now
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#7358 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
Its fairly impressive, theres also this abandoned paper plant on the other side of the river.
#11756091 - nel 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® 0
#11756087 - I downloaded the movie The Judge for watch with the family but… 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® 0
#7354 - hold up this was meant to have audio  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2016 on masterofmuffins's profile 0
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#7356 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
it does...
#7353 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/29/2016 on masterofmuffins's profile 0
#7355 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I went fishing after work today, by the dam on the river. I went back along the shore towards some islands, nearly fell asleep back there it was so peaceful. i'm surprised there was so few bugs trying to bite me. It started to rain pretty heavily and the trees i was under weren't diverting enough water away from me before i got wet enough that i was uncomfortable.

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#7357 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
Despite the rain and get wet that sounds really comfy, I'm a bit jelly. Also jelly that you have a fishing place like that.
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#7359 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I'll get some pics tomorrow
#7360 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
I've been going to some pretty places on my own, but for work.
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#7361 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
My boss let me go fishing yesterday, gave me four hours off of my 10 hour shift for it, was pretty sweet.
User avatar
#7362 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
niiiiiice
I still need to find a good river to go fishing.
and... wait for the summer
User avatar
#7363 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I'm not sure i like this new incense i got.
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#7364 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
get rid of it
also I must sleep now
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#7358 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
Its fairly impressive, theres also this abandoned paper plant on the other side of the river.
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#7354 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
hold up this was meant to have audio
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#7356 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
it does...
#7351 - SumoWamm  [+] (13 new replies) 05/29/2016 on masterofmuffins's profile 0
#7352 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
#7353 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
#7355 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I went fishing after work today, by the dam on the river. I went back along the shore towards some islands, nearly fell asleep back there it was so peaceful. i'm surprised there was so few bugs trying to bite me. It started to rain pretty heavily and the trees i was under weren't diverting enough water away from me before i got wet enough that i was uncomfortable.

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#7357 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
Despite the rain and get wet that sounds really comfy, I'm a bit jelly. Also jelly that you have a fishing place like that.
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#7359 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I'll get some pics tomorrow
#7360 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
I've been going to some pretty places on my own, but for work.
User avatar
#7361 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
My boss let me go fishing yesterday, gave me four hours off of my 10 hour shift for it, was pretty sweet.
User avatar
#7362 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
niiiiiice
I still need to find a good river to go fishing.
and... wait for the summer
User avatar
#7363 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I'm not sure i like this new incense i got.
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#7364 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
get rid of it
also I must sleep now
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#7358 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
Its fairly impressive, theres also this abandoned paper plant on the other side of the river.
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#7354 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
hold up this was meant to have audio
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#7356 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
it does...
#11756037 - give me your lunch money  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® +1
#11756044 - thebestprimarch (05/29/2016) [-]
Fucking knew it will end this way.
#11756033 - I bully you because ur faget  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® +1
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#11756086 - nelliel (05/29/2016) [-]
muff <3
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#11756091 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
nel
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#11756045 - notred (05/29/2016) [-]
No I'm not. You're just supporting kilroy
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#11756035 - thebestprimarch (05/29/2016) [-]
can I bulli you mang?
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#11756037 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
give me your lunch money
#11756044 - thebestprimarch (05/29/2016) [-]
Fucking knew it will end this way.
#23 - This was ******* golden. 05/29/2016 on timon and pumbaa +7
#11755986 - she wants my grandmother to be dead  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® +2
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#11755995 - cactaur (05/29/2016) [-]
Knock up your grandma then
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#11755993 - thebestprimarch (05/29/2016) [-]
JUST FUCK YOUR NEIGHBOR
#11755973 - my mom has been on a really ****** mood the whole day some…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® +1
#11755996 - emperorwatergate (05/29/2016) [-]
My mom is in shit mood 24/7~
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#11755982 - thebestprimarch (05/29/2016) [-]
she wants grandchildren.

Knock up some girl living next door.
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#11755986 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
she wants my grandmother to be dead
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#11755995 - cactaur (05/29/2016) [-]
Knock up your grandma then
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#11755993 - thebestprimarch (05/29/2016) [-]
JUST FUCK YOUR NEIGHBOR
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#11755976 - zahnrad (05/29/2016) [-]
SPOON HER BOOBS
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#11755974 - zahnrad (05/29/2016) [-]
tickle her nipples with a fork
#11755712 - im gon fuk it 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® 0
#11755708 - Please tell me what are you gonna do to stop me.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® 0
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#11755710 - neppynep (05/29/2016) [-]
I'll warn you that it's illegal to have sex with 3D women.
#11755712 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
im gon fuk it
#11755705 - I feel like ******* her.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2016 on My Little Board® 0
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#11755706 - neppynep (05/29/2016) [-]
But she's 3D, you can't do that.
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#11755708 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
Please tell me what are you gonna do to stop me.
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#11755710 - neppynep (05/29/2016) [-]
I'll warn you that it's illegal to have sex with 3D women.
#11755712 - masterofmuffins (05/29/2016) [-]
im gon fuk it
#174770 - Picture 05/28/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#11755410 - I was going to spent my afternoon playing bass. I ended up hel… 05/28/2016 on My Little Board® +1
#7350 - Let's change the topic tho for soething different. I've be…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on masterofmuffins's profile 0
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#7365 - thebestpieever (05/29/2016) [-]
I mean, it's a logo for a boring adult-stuff company,I don't know what else to say. Looks fine.

If you wanted some, like, actual feedback the lines inside the wheels that make the S look like a crayon smear in my peripheral vision when I look away to type in the box. Especially in the intersection between the two orange lines. I guess you could give them a bit of an outline or make them less rounded. But it looks fine.
#11755365 - It's okay nought I wasn't even here 'coz I went to help my dad… 05/28/2016 on My Little Board® +1
#11754838 - From the little I understand of square waves I can suppose tho…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on My Little Board® +1
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#11754877 - nought (05/28/2016) [-]
you are correct but those are probably square waves with their waveform modified a bit (changing the waveform can get higher harmonics I think to get more of a full sound)
also if you watched my other video the C64 had a lot of tricks you could do that were undocumented
since I don't want to use a c64 emulator I want to just kind of simulate the sound with famitracker (none of that modern DAW bullshit for real chiptunes)
#11754797 - Man the low base in this is really good. These are sexy bleps.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2016 on My Little Board® +1
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#11754803 - nought (05/28/2016) [-]
it is the distinctive sound of the SID chip used in the C64
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#11754838 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2016) [-]
From the little I understand of square waves I can suppose those are some really wide wave forms.
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#11754877 - nought (05/28/2016) [-]
you are correct but those are probably square waves with their waveform modified a bit (changing the waveform can get higher harmonics I think to get more of a full sound)
also if you watched my other video the C64 had a lot of tricks you could do that were undocumented
since I don't want to use a c64 emulator I want to just kind of simulate the sound with famitracker (none of that modern DAW bullshit for real chiptunes)
#11754617 - agh, that wasn't very close, I guess I've just failed on try t… 05/28/2016 on My Little Board® +1
#11754594 - let's see knowing from not really knowing anything about y…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2016 on My Little Board® +1
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#11754601 - nought (05/28/2016) [-]
uh
I use sony vegas and photoshop sometimes to make memes
idk about architecture but I used to compose music. never got good at that and I've always wanted to start again but it's way too time consuming (like several hours for 1 minute)
#11754617 - masterofmuffins (05/28/2016) [-]
agh, that wasn't very close, I guess I've just failed on try to read people and look smug this time

music is nice tho, for not say that it's the best thing ever
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#6789 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/18/2016) [+] (18 children)
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Ranks, updated 18/01/2016.
#7310 to #6789 - girguy (05/23/2016) [-]
this looks like mine when I was just getting into music

glad you know kyuss
#7311 to #7310 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2016) [-]
GIF
Homme the best.
#7312 to #7311 - girguy (05/23/2016) [-]
you have like clockwork but not songs for the deaf

you gay *****?!??!
also ye homme is one of my favorite musicians oat
#7313 to #7312 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2016) [-]
S4tD is not as well produced or elegantly performed as Like Clockwork. Also Rated R is his best.
#7314 to #7313 - girguy (05/23/2016) [-]
but the whole QOTSA sound (especially kyuss) revolves around that low-fi desert sound. like clockwork stood out like a sore thumb with its high production value; it didn't feel like qotsa to me, more like a pop album by homme. Rated R is a classic though.

that powerful, eerie, desolate desert sound homme puts into all of his music is strongest on albums like SFTD and their self titled. I hated their self titled and loved Like Clockwork when I first got into QOTSA, now it might be the other way around. When I found kyuss I liked it so much I got Welcome to Sky Valley on vinyl.
#7315 to #7314 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2016) [-]
True on like clockwork getting more appart from the desert rock sound, it's more rock blues, but I give it more value because it trully showed Josh's potential creativity, specially on the lyrics. Also he fully took the leadership of the band with that album.

Good buy mang, best Kyuss.
If you're more up to a stoner sound I recommend you to check out Elder, first listen and I went crazy. It's more metal tho, be warned.
#7321 to #7315 - badmotorfinger (05/24/2016) [-]
I wish they got back to the sexy robotic stuff they dabbled in in Era Vulgaris
#7322 to #7321 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2016) [-]
Have you listened to Post Pop Depression?
#7323 to #7322 - badmotorfinger (05/25/2016) [-]
nope, link me summa dat ****
#7324 to #7323 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/26/2016) [-]
Sorry now I have the bad habit of look at notifications and not reply till later, leaving some behind.

If you like this one the album is a go for you.
youtu.be/tjSnrDikc4M
#7325 to #7324 - badmotorfinger (05/27/2016) [-]
its like david bowie singing if i had a tail
#7326 to #7325 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
I see that as a good thing.
#7346 to #7326 - badmotorfinger (05/28/2016) [-]
i didn't mean that as a bad thing though
#7316 to #7315 - girguy (05/23/2016) [-]
this is good stuff, i'll keep this added on spotify

dont worry i love metal, my favorite band is between the buried and me, specifically their album colors. it's a hard album to recommend to anyone because of its ************** sound, i don't think i've ever gotten anyone into btbam.
#7317 to #7316 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2016) [-]
I have mixed feelings with BTB&M. I love Coma Ecliptic and really like The Great Misdirect and Alaska. Could never find the appeal in Colours tho, too much screaming for me.
#7319 to #7317 - girguy (05/23/2016) [-]
m.noisey.vice.com/blog/rank-your-records-between-the-buried-and-me
looks like their guitarist agrees with you.
#7320 to #7319 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2016) [-]
I tell you, it's their most progressive album.
#7318 to #7317 - girguy (05/23/2016) [-]
coma ecliptic over colors? that's a new one. Colors does have a lot of screaming, but as i was told, its good to read the lyrics with it the first few times you hear it. Prequel to the sequel was one of the songs that completely changed my attitude about music, and Ants of the sky is one of my favorite songs of all time
i dont know, it was (along with soilwork) the first metal i ever "got"
#7351 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
SumoWamm
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#7353 to #7352 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
#7355 to #7353 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I went fishing after work today, by the dam on the river. I went back along the shore towards some islands, nearly fell asleep back there it was so peaceful. i'm surprised there was so few bugs trying to bite me. It started to rain pretty heavily and the trees i was under weren't diverting enough water away from me before i got wet enough that i was uncomfortable.

#7357 to #7355 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
Despite the rain and get wet that sounds really comfy, I'm a bit jelly. Also jelly that you have a fishing place like that.
#7359 to #7357 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I'll get some pics tomorrow
#7360 to #7359 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
I've been going to some pretty places on my own, but for work.
#7361 to #7360 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
My boss let me go fishing yesterday, gave me four hours off of my 10 hour shift for it, was pretty sweet.
#7362 to #7361 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
niiiiiice
I still need to find a good river to go fishing.
and... wait for the summer
#7363 to #7362 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
I'm not sure i like this new incense i got.
#7364 to #7363 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
get rid of it
also I must sleep now
#7358 to #7357 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
Its fairly impressive, theres also this abandoned paper plant on the other side of the river.
#7354 to #7353 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/29/2016) [-]
hold up this was meant to have audio
#7356 to #7354 - SumoWamm (05/29/2016) [-]
it does...
#7327 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
Muffins I need an answer from someone who hates everything!
I'm doing field research for a project and I need to know if it's just my proximity to the subject or if it's an actual thing and so far no one seems to think it's a thing!
But anyway: Don't you thing old 60s/70s/80s songs about wanting to bang your teacher super hard are kind of creepy?
#7350 to #7327 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
Let's change the topic tho for soething different.
I've been working on this logo design for the transport company who I'm giving asessory because they don't have one and I felt inspired. Inspired my the cover of Steel Weels by the Stones
Basically, how does it look? Does the S in the wheels stands out well or it needs another contrast? How much poop will you throw at it?
#7365 to #7350 - thebestpieever (05/29/2016) [-]
I mean, it's a logo for a boring adult-stuff company,I don't know what else to say. Looks fine.

If you wanted some, like, actual feedback the lines inside the wheels that make the S look like a crayon smear in my peripheral vision when I look away to type in the box. Especially in the intersection between the two orange lines. I guess you could give them a bit of an outline or make them less rounded. But it looks fine.
#7349 to #7327 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
Bueno ya quizás debí decir que no son informales, el meollo del asunto es que le pones color a los polerones rallados y yo creo que si se ven bien.
#7328 to #7327 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
How is that you didn't answered your question on your own then? :^)

I'm not much aware of the songs since you are pretty aware that those are not my preferential time periods on my music ibrary, but about wanting to bang your teacher that's pretty hot.
Have I told you about my ex english teacher who looks exactly like Ellen Baker?
#7329 to #7328 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
Why, why, why, why, why? Why must you always let me down? I put my faith in you and you just step on it.
Look, Muffins, I get wanting to get/getting intimate with your teacher, I did it too. But singing about isn't hot, it's just weird. It's highly illegal, and we're supposed to just keep that stuff in privacy, not filling arenas. I did it with one of my students too and I wouldn't want her singing about "That professors tasty dick that I used to lick" or something in 10 years; weird. Why am I the only one who has a problem with those?

No, you didn't. Also who's Ellen Baker?
#7330 to #7329 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
GIF
"That professors tasty dick that I used to lick"
Oh pie, please never change.

Yeah sorry, but I totally aknowledge of music that talks about teacher/student sex stuff.

Good story. To sum it up I really wanted to bang her. Ellen Baker the anime english teacher that turned into a meme and was hype for like a month.
#7331 to #7330 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
Someday I swear I will have revenge on all you people that forced me to be the prude in a conversation. Someday.

Yeah? That's nice. I bet you would have scored if you'd had... learnt something in her class.
#7332 to #7331 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
For you to know I was the only one in class who could flirt with her because I was the only one who could talk to her on a first place and all the rest of my smug class mates were looking ridiculous.
#7333 to #7332 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
Well, Muffins, for your information I wasn't being serious in the first place. I was only haven a cheeky bit of bants. I wouldn't really blame you for not speaking English properly.
Después de todo tampoco puedes hablar castellano apropiadamente, tronco!

De cualquier forma, ten buena noche, yo voy a neppear por ahí.
#7334 to #7333 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
Se muy bién como va el español okay? Es solo que los insultos chilenos son mas vulgares que los de otros países.
Pues fíjate que para mi un "tronco" es un rollizo de madera.

Anda y que te den. Yo voy a comer flan que dice fecha de vencimiento: hoy.
#7335 to #7334 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
¿Tan bien para saber que "bien" no lleva tilde? Vuestro sistema educativo nunca para de romperme el corazón.
Pues mira que estás mal, tío. Porque yo lo digo y vaya que soy atractivo.

¿Noche de locos, eh? El flan es el ADN de la Nep; Estás en buen camino.
Me ha tomado 9 intentos el encontrar el punto y coma, dios santo. Esta configuración de teclado es una tremenda basura. No entiendo como vosotros lo hacéis.
#7336 to #7335 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
Los tildes siempre me han ido como el culo para serte honesto.
Hombre el teclado es facil, esta todo ahí.

Para mi que eres mas feo que el culo de un mapache.
#7337 to #7336 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
También el inglés, y los modales. Es una lista larga.
Pero you uso una configuración más elegante para un idioma más civilizado. No me hallo.

No te ofendas, [italic]Waldo[,italic] pero no tomaría en mucha estima tu consejo de modas.
#7338 to #7337 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
Claro, yo no uso porquerías como pantalones de cuero.
#7339 to #7338 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
GIF
You tampoco, es brutalidad animal, enfermo.
#7340 to #7339 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
Claro, yo no uso porquerías como pantalones de *eco-cuero o la mierda que sea.
#7341 to #7340 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
Por supuesto, si lo hicieras sería muy simple el encontrate.
#7342 to #7341 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
Tremendo negroide, los polerones rallados son formales.
#7343 to #7342 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
Hombre, que si cualquier cosa debajo de traje y camisa es formal para ti me voy imaginando que un pescado y papas es alta cocina.
Pero bueno, estoy dispuesto a daros un poco de licencia, pobres sudacas.
#7344 to #7343 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
GIF
Pierdo el tiempo con tu intento de tipo inglés, ni siquiera estas en el Reino Unido estas estancado en Mexico lo cual esta aún mas mal respecto a Chile.
Ademas que como crees que te voy a tomar en serio, si mas encima te juras ser la leche.
#7345 to #7344 - thebestpieever (05/28/2016) [-]
Muffins, hermano, colega, amigo. Mírame a los ojos. Mírame bien. Esto es business casual. Esto no es formal, y tu estás llamando a una camiseta polo "formal".
Eso no se hace en compañía civilizada, tío.
#7347 to #7345 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/28/2016) [-]
Walker, weon, estupido, retrasado, imbecil. Entiendeme una cosa.
Yo soy personal de terreno. Yo no administro simplemente, yo voy a la chucha del cerro a supervisar y gestionar. Si quisiera hacermelas de payaso seguiria tu consejo pero tengo más de 2 neuronas haciendo sinapsis nerviosa en mi sistema nervioso central. Ni el gerente general del vivero mas grande de Chile viste esa porquería y yo ¿voy a hacerte juicio?
Cada uno a lo suyo. Tu eres un profesor de mierda, yo un prevencionista de riesgos.
#7348 to #7347 - thebestpieever
(05/28/2016) [-]
Sigue siendo completamente inexcusable que en tu mundo las camisetas de polo sean "formal". Coño que has visto que lo que yo visto casualmente pero en ningún planeta te diría que una chaqueta de vinilo y jeans son formales.
#7297 - thebestpieever (05/19/2016) [-]
Your board is weird.
#7298 to #7297 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/19/2016) [-]
I've been posting there since my arrival 3 years ago and I can tell you. You've seen nothing.
#7299 to #7298 - thebestpieever (05/19/2016) [-]
...!
#7300 to #7299 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/19/2016) [-]
What's so ******* funny
#7301 to #7300 - thebestpieever (05/19/2016) [-]
Well, your where's Waldo shirt for one. But what's up with that 6 year-old boy at school haircut? I saw your hair once in this picture, it looked fine.
#7302 to #7301 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]

I was growing my hair way too much for be a FASA risk prevention assessor so I needed a haircut.
#7303 to #7302 - thebestpieever (05/20/2016) [-]
Ash  Clones Official Music Video Well, funny haircuts aside what'chu think of this? I heard it in a game and thought it sounded like garbage, but... y'know.
#7304 to #7303 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
As funny as expected, but I think this sounds pretty cool and I dig it a lot. Thank you, now I have something to look at.
#7305 to #7304 - thebestpieever (05/20/2016) [-]
At first I just thought it was ****. But then I thought it was whiny **** and I knew it was for u bby.
#7306 to #7305 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
Y'know what Alan, it's funny. As much as you and I just can't fit that's what makes us so... fitting. We have nothing and everything in common.
I guess what I want to say is that our friendship is... necesary? That we trully need each other.
#7307 to #7306 - thebestpieever (05/20/2016) [-]
Hey, mango, I like you. Your legendarily ****** taste is notwithstanding.
#7308 to #7307 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
Well about that, you'll still have to efford on stand me.
#7309 to #7308 - thebestpieever (05/20/2016) [-]
Only when you talk about Grunge.
#7295 - joshlol (05/16/2016) [-]
nice header img
#7296 to #7295 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/16/2016) [-]
tyty, I was inspired
#7292 - lordmandy (05/15/2016) [-]
RetroAhoy Quake www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipJYWhMi3k


Thought you might like this


Tambien hay uno de doom que es 10/10
Y otros dos de Wolfenstein y Half-Life
#7293 to #7292 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/15/2016) [-]
Lo vi. Was gud, tyvm.
Quizad me vea el de Doom, se nota interesante. Quizas... Si no se me olvida. Lo cual es muy probable que se me olvide.
#7294 to #7293 - lordmandy (05/15/2016) [-]
kek.
Yo los veo en el viaje desde la u a mi casa, como dura mas de hora y media.. jaja
#7280 - SumoWamm (05/14/2016) [-]
#7281 to #7280 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/14/2016) [-]
Ey Nate
#7283 to #7281 - SumoWamm (05/14/2016) [-]
I by no means feel like i was at fault, the lift failed, and every one in the shop was trying to get it to go down and eventually we released the pressure in the lines to drop it, and it dropped unevenly and nearly dropped a vehicle off it
#7284 to #7283 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/14/2016) [-]
ah ****

I don't know if tell me this makes you lucky or not, but one thing I do for a living is investigate workplace accidents.
Did the lift was malfunctioning since time ago? Did someone told to your boss that any time ago?
#7285 to #7284 - SumoWamm (05/14/2016) [-]
Well the lines are old as **** and rusty, and ended up breaking after on of my co workers was loosening a fitting to release fluid and pressure to drop the lift.
As for malfunctioning, it did something almost the same like a week ago, to drop it after you've raised it, you hold a button to release the manual mechanical lock whilst you press another button to lower it, what the lift did was, it wouldn't drop after the manual lock was dissengaged, after raising it a bit and trying it again, the lift operated fine, dropping down like it should, when it happened today, it would not drop down period
#7286 to #7285 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/14/2016) [-]
Let's not focus on how old the lines are, or how the rest has been operating the lift before you.
Here your best defense can be that: a) you've been operating a malfunctioning equipment that has been reported with faliures before, b) you've been given an order to do "exactly what you did the way you did it" under the order of your direct boss. and c) that there is nothing written and signed by you that says you couldn't operate the lift the way you did. Now if some of these choices are actually the opposite thing, you are in trouble.
#7287 to #7286 - SumoWamm (05/14/2016) [-]
I havn't much a idea of the lifts history, i've worked there for a bit over 5 weeks.
And in addition to that, i'm not the one who initially put the vehicle on the lift, i was helping a co worker with the job on the vehicle, he drove it in, he operated the lift to raise the vehicle, and i was the one that was going to drop the vehicle back down to finish it up
#7288 to #7287 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/14/2016) [-]
You gain some defense on being unexperienced, saying that you were just following the lead of others on how to operate the equipment. After all no one ever tells you how to do the thing step by step and what are the usual problems.
Don't declare that you took the whole iniciative on your own or that will toast you. About as if you were just helping, that is not a good defense, because it only matters who/what caused the incident on a first place.
#7290 to #7288 - SumoWamm (05/14/2016) [-]
And i am well aware on how to operate the different types of lifts in the shop, i can't pull the i didn't know card
#7289 to #7288 - SumoWamm (05/14/2016) [-]
After i realized the lift didn't operate, i did everything that my superiors told me, i never acted on my own behalf in the incident, i was under the instruction of people more experience than me
I think that's a solid ******* defence
#7291 to #7289 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/14/2016) [-]
The best you can do is hold yourself to this. And well, wait for the best.
#7282 to #7281 - SumoWamm (05/14/2016) [-]
Depending how a private talk with the boss goes on monday, i may not have a job, there was a bit of a **** up at work today, that resulted in a customer vehicle almost falling off a lift, and a lift being left unusable, and will need new hydraulic lines for it.
I'm scared.
#7265 - takanodan (05/06/2016) [-]
#7266 to #7265 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2016) [-]
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh god
I know what I'm going to listen tonight.
#7267 to #7266 - takanodan (05/06/2016) [-]
Haha I'm glad, I thought you'd like it!
#7268 to #7267 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2016) [-]
Have you listened to Roly Porter?
#7269 to #7268 - takanodan (05/06/2016) [-]
Nope, is it similar stuff?
#7270 to #7269 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2016) [-]
GIF
It's more, it's beyond this planet. It's colosal.
He released a new album on January of this year and I tell you, I can see the future. This is going to be my album N°3 on the top releases of 2016.

Are you on a car seat? because you might want to wear the safety belt.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZjxlerb1A
#7271 to #7270 - takanodan (05/06/2016) [-]
Damnn this better be good then!
#7272 to #7271 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2016) [-]
Or well that is like, my opinion. I can be like wrong and stuff since it's about tastes.
#7273 to #7272 - takanodan (05/06/2016) [-]
Of course mate, don't worry x
#7274 to #7273 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2016) [-]
you tell me the outcome opinion later
#7275 to #7274 - takanodan (05/06/2016) [-]
I like 4101 so I have good hopes
#7276 to #7275 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2016) [-]
awyes!
#7277 to #7276 - takanodan (05/06/2016) [-]
With this kinda stuff I always say: The best headache I've ever had
#7278 to #7277 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2016) [-]
It's therapeutic. It gets me on a meditative mood.
#7279 to #7278 - takanodan (05/06/2016) [-]
I always listen to stuff like this and Haxan when I read spooky stuff
#7244 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
yo
#7245 to #7244 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
eyy dan howsitdoin'
#7246 to #7245 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
Hey
Just listening to music, and chilling , you?
#7247 to #7246 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
Sitting at my desk processing this morning's information.
ugh this morning, thank god it's over.

and music as well
#7248 to #7247 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
We all have tough days

Yuss
#7249 to #7248 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
aye

nothing neat happened today?
#7250 to #7249 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
Went to the pub with some friends a little
And talked to the lovely thebestpieever
#7251 to #7250 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
GIF
I haven't hit a pub in weeks, tfw friends are out.

"The lovely bestpi-"
Ohman sorry that was funny.
#7252 to #7251 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
Sorry to hear ;-;

Huh?
#7253 to #7252 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
bigfegt pie
Yeah I know pie, we are quite good friends. Good friends and natural born enemies. We never agree at anything and our chats turn into fighting real quick.
#7254 to #7253 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
Don't call him that

Haha no way, I knew you were friends, but I didn't know about that
#7255 to #7254 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
That's soft.

We're oil and water. It's quite amusing to make him angry, but it's pretty much friendly competition. Sort of... very agressive friendly competition.
I'm p.sure he feels the same about me, can't blame him. We lovehate eachother.
#7256 to #7255 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
GIF


That's quite interesting, does this love hate stem from anything?
Haha fair enough
#7257 to #7256 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
Mostly music I guess, it's pretty much how our talks started since we go to the music board.

Me, a grunger who hates punk music, loves the 90s and doesn't relate to the 80s period. And proud south american and spanish speaker.
Him, a punky who hates grunge music, loves the 80s and despites the 90s with his soul. Who's half british half spaniard and hates the spanish language.

For sure there's more but that's on top of my head.
#7258 to #7257 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
GIF
Ah that makes sense

Haha oh christ, sounds like a bad sitcom!



#7259 to #7258 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
It's Captain America Civil War everyday.
#7260 to #7259 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
Don't hurt him ;n;
#7261 to #7260 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
Now I can't promise that.

But I do apologize if I ever overpass.
#7262 to #7261 - takanodan (05/05/2016) [-]
Okay

Fair enough!
#7263 to #7262 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
uuuuuuuugh it got so late so quick, already 7pm
I'll just go home, tomorrow should go better than today.

Peace Matt
#7264 to #7263 - takanodan
(05/05/2016) [-]
Okay, stay safe!

Cya buddy <3
#7239 - thebestpieever (05/05/2016) [-]
Kreeps  Days Like These Kreeps  Pennsylvania Boarded Up House Blues These guys describe themselves as Grunge. I don't see it but... I really like 'em, what'chu think?
#7240 to #7239 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
Respect if they are grunge I can't call this grunge, maybe the singing on the first track tries to be a bit grungy but this is more garage than anything, with bits of pop. Either this is p.nice, not sure of something I would listen to but it sounds good.
#7241 to #7240 - thebestpieever (05/05/2016) [-]
GIF
K thx
My conscience is now clean...ed from a tiny stain on it's blackened overall.
#7242 to #7241 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2016) [-]
Glad to help you la-la homo man.
#7243 to #7242 - thebestpieever (05/05/2016) [-]
My superhero name is "Sleep deprived man" thank you very much.
#7220 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
heyo
#7221 to #7220 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
I tought I didn't get to see you today, glad to be wrong.
'sup bud?
#7222 to #7221 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
Glad to see you online too
I think I'm okay, well I sort of am but at the same time I feel real achy and a little bit ill, but it's tolerable, how about you?
#7223 to #7222 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
Aw man, I hope you feel better later on. Don't get sick.

I'm at the office, finishing the last few paper works and waiting for a phone call to see if I'll have a meeting with the truckers. If I get no call in 45 minutes then I go home. And do the thing on saturday.
#7224 to #7223 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
Thank you, I'm going to bed very soon

Ah interesting, have fun buddy T-the thing?
#7225 to #7224 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
The thing is the meeting.
#7226 to #7225 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
ah sorry silly me
#7227 to #7226 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
You were not thinking on any perverted thing, did you?
#7228 to #7227 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
N-no!
#7229 to #7228 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
4reelz?
#7230 to #7229 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
Y-yes for real
#7231 to #7230 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
How can I trust that, you look quite like the agressive sexual predator
#7232 to #7231 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
You know that's not true
#7233 to #7232 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
I bet there's a demon waiting to come out of that shell~

Also that pic is damn adorable.
#7234 to #7233 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
I don't think so!

I'm glad
#7235 to #7234 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
I didn't got my phone call so I'm leaving this place in a few minutes. It gives you time for some last words.
#7236 to #7235 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
Stay safe
#7237 to #7236 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
Same back at you buddy.
#7238 to #7237 - takanodan (04/29/2016) [-]
Goodnight/evening