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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: How 'bout "Fuck No".
Youtube Channel: nineinchnailsVEVO
Steam Profile: font4na
Consoles Owned: None.
Video Games Played: Quake Live, Quake III Arena, Unreal Tournament, TF2, Chess.
X-box Gamertag: Like if I had an X-Box.
PSN: Me? PS3? Yeah, right....
Interests: Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, music, bigbaddrag and EllieMuffin IRLs.
Date Signed Up:2/25/2012
Last Login:7/09/2014
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that's what she said
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User avatar #9227253 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
AND IT GOT BIG AGAIN
WTF!!!!!!
User avatar #9227259 - mindlessdubs (07/08/2014) [-]
that's what she said
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don't
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don't*
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i stopped
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can i interest in some borderline borderline?
User avatar #9226792 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
you can proceed
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on't
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User avatar #9226813 - Sunset (07/08/2014) [-]
don't
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don't*
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i stopped
#9226789 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #9226782 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
the ass
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notbad.jpg
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#4333 - masterofmuffins (07/01/2014) [-]
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Nine Inch Nails - Hurt (VEVO Presents)
User avatar #4357 - novabird ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/704877#704877
enjoy
User avatar #4358 to #4357 - masterofmuffins (4 hours ago) [-]
This seems interdasting...
User avatar #4359 to #4358 - novabird ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
damn link vanishing bugs...-_-
#4355 - masterofmuffins (21 hours ago) [-]
xblthatguy
gg
User avatar #4356 to #4355 - masterofmuffins (21 hours ago) [-]
not on a talkative mood I think
User avatar #4353 - lordmandy (07/08/2014) [-]
CSMRE WEON
User avatar #4354 to #4353 - masterofmuffins (07/08/2014) [-]
rip favelas
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#4336 - bigbaddrag (07/03/2014) [-]
nighty night mafns
nighty night mafns
User avatar #4337 to #4336 - masterofmuffins (07/03/2014) [-]
Nighy night draggu :3
#4334 to #4332 - masterofmuffins (07/01/2014) [-]
Director Charlie Helsel itself has visited my profile.
#4331 - lordmandy (06/28/2014) [-]
My most sincere condolences and a a huge #REKT to your football team.   
   
   
   
 But no really holy 						****					 Chile was on 						*******					 fire, gg.    
but i guess love is not enough
My most sincere condolences and a a huge #REKT to your football team.



But no really holy **** Chile was on ******* fire, gg.
but i guess love is not enough
User avatar #4335 to #4331 - masterofmuffins (07/01/2014) [-]
All the sweat.
#4342 to #4341 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
[big]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[ big]
User avatar #4343 to #4342 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
And idk what's funnier. If the video, or the comments section.
#4344 to #4343 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
Danny, what's happening here?
#4347 to #4346 - masterofmuffins (07/07/2014) [-]
Danny, don't go deeper.
Or maybe yes, go deeper.
User avatar #4348 to #4347 - lordmandy (07/07/2014) [-]
lolwut


we have to go deeper
User avatar #4327 - wemilznotkill (06/27/2014) [-]
diddly dee, let me see if my friends can see thee!
User avatar #4328 to #4327 - masterofmuffins (06/28/2014) [-]
u havn fun?
User avatar #4330 to #4329 - masterofmuffins (06/28/2014) [-]
We're stuck in the same hole then.
User avatar #4324 to #4323 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
Beautiful.
#4325 to #4324 - pineapplechunkss (06/27/2014) [-]
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
#4326 to #4325 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
Drowning in a pile of work.
And lurking.
#4316 to #4314 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
No entiendo el chiste :^(
User avatar #4317 to #4316 - lordmandy (06/27/2014) [-]
miralo todo omfg
User avatar #4319 to #4317 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
Ahora que lo veo mejor, ya le veo la gracia.
Este tipo esta muy mal omfg, tengo un amigo que es igual
User avatar #4318 to #4317 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
Te garantizo firmado con contrato que si algun dia jugamos algo con microfono yo voy a sonar igual.
User avatar #4320 to #4318 - lordmandy (06/27/2014) [-]
jajajajjaaja
User avatar #4321 to #4320 - masterofmuffins (06/27/2014) [-]
GUD WORK
GUD WORK
GUD WORK

Eso me debe de salir calcado 10/10
User avatar #4315 to #4314 - lordmandy (06/26/2014) [-]
JAJAJAJA cada vez se pone mejor weon
User avatar #4295 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
Y aprendiste a hacer el salto badlands?
User avatar #4296 to #4295 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Estoy a fin de semestre mango, no hay tiempo ni para dormir.
User avatar #4297 to #4296 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
osea que si?
User avatar #4298 to #4297 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Lamento ser la decepcion de la familia Danny, pero te he fallado.
#4299 to #4298 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
omfg que casual, mafns
#4300 to #4299 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
El universo gira en torno a las matematicas financieras.
User avatar #4301 to #4300 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
qué haces? mides cuanto mide una barra de oro?

JAJAJAJA #REKT
User avatar #4302 to #4301 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Aprovecho al maximo una plancha de madera prensada

Y se supone que con esto evitas los riesgos en el area de trabajo?
User avatar #4303 to #4302 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
Muy bien hecho álecs

contribuyes al futuro de surperú
User avatar #4304 to #4303 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Calla Dany, tu eres de japolandia.
Tus costumbres ofenden a los hispanoamericanos.
User avatar #4305 to #4304 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
Ajá... oye puedes creer que inglaterra quedo completamente #decimated ?


Quien crees que gane este mundial?
yo apoyo a cualquier pais latinoamericano... a falta de talento propio...
#4306 to #4305 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Solo recuerda quien es el enemigo, mandy.

Si quitamos a estos dos imbesiles del mundial, Francia y Costa Rica pueden disputarse CLARAMENTE QUE CHILE, PAPI!!! La estamos roooooompiendo!
User avatar #4307 to #4306 - lordmandy (06/22/2014) [-]
Costa Rica n1
chile n2
alemania n3
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arg n23000

buena suerte
User avatar #4308 to #4307 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
Haremos historia este mundial Mandy. Todos terminaran amando al pelao Sanpaoli.
#4310 to #4309 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
fgdhefkabhfbhhawuhravbhjefbhjthusajk

You get spanish notifications too often?
#4311 to #4310 - historia (06/22/2014) [-]
Actually this is my first. I do get some AoT comments and one about a video game called "Historia" or something.
User avatar #4312 to #4311 - masterofmuffins (06/22/2014) [-]
I feel flattered from take the first spanish mention.
#4313 to #4312 - historia (06/22/2014) [-]
I knew it would happen eventually!
#4283 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4284 to #4283 - masterofmuffins (06/19/2014) [-]
Saw you nosing around
Saw you nosing around
#4285 to #4284 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
You didn't see nuffin muffin.
#4288 to #4287 - masterofmuffins (06/19/2014) [-]
yeh

what's chilling?
#4289 to #4288 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
Just watching TV. You?
#4290 to #4289 - masterofmuffins (06/19/2014) [-]
Listening music and preparing for stay up all night.
I must work on two reports and study for an exam.
#4291 to #4290 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
Me too.
I'm not working on reports or anything, I just feel like staying up though.
#4292 to #4291 - masterofmuffins (06/19/2014) [-]
The nights feel nice sometimes.
The nights feel nice sometimes.
User avatar #4293 to #4292 - suisei (06/19/2014) [-]
Yiss.
User avatar #4282 - masterofmuffins (06/18/2014) [-]
well done lunargreenhouse, you ******* that link
#4281 - masterofmuffins (06/17/2014) [-]
This place is death, come in under your own consent.  plz levae a comment, I luv u    
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This place is death, come in under your own consent. plz levae a comment, I luv u
976-EVIL
#4280 to #4279 - masterofmuffins (06/17/2014) [-]
tfw memed
tfw memed
User avatar #4266 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
I got the 20 matches done
now im paired against scrubs I can actually kill
and I ****** 2 people at once with the rail gun once

Y no se como mierdas usar el quake live chat o PMs
#4267 to #4266 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
I still need 10 more

Ves esta seccion de aqui con ese titulo? Cuando tienes amigos en linea estos aparecen en esa seccion. Ahi el chat es facil. Si alguien esta en un server te da la opcion de unirte al server en el que esta.
User avatar #4268 to #4267 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
Ja, no tienes amigos en linea!
;_;

Como sea, al menos ya no entro en un server en the longest yard con un tipo que finaliza la partida en 5 minutos con 50:3 ratio como la ultima vez.

Y ahora no me mato solo!
User avatar #4269 to #4268 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
Tu eres mi unico amigo. bby

Yo aun debo mejorar caleta, aunque mi accuracy va mejorando. Estoy empezando a apreciar la railgun un tanto mas.
User avatar #4270 to #4269 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
Just don't play clan arena if you haven't finished the first 20 matches to get yer skill calq'd, stick to ffa.

Overkill best map
User avatar #4271 to #4270 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
Ya I tell ya, stupid clans kicking you out

Retribution, Campgrounds, and The Yard ***** . TFW intel bought Campgrounds, wtf
User avatar #4272 to #4271 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
an freeze tag is only for premium players now
#4273 to #4272 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
YEAH?
WELL!
WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN FREEZETAG
WITH BACKJACK AND *******
User avatar #4274 to #4273 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
heck yes
User avatar #4275 to #4274 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
we still need some more 1vs1 nyugga
User avatar #4276 to #4275 - friendfulll (06/15/2014) [-]
tengo asueto el dia del padre ;)

asi que tengo todo ese dia
#4277 to #4276 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
Pues yo no voy a estar todo ese dia
#4264 - riducki (06/15/2014) [-]
"But I pee from there!" said the 12 year old girl I was babysitting just before I thrust my pelvis into her tight ***** . She screams as her cherry pops and blood ozzes down, she is crying "The fun has only just begun" Take nearby pepsi bottle with cap on and shove it in her ***** above my penis rrrrriiiiiipppppp her ***** is not twice as wide and blood is now draining from her ***** . Now that there is already a tear at the seams the next part is now possible. I rip out the pepsi bottle and put both hands inside either side of her former ****** and pull with all my might The sound of velcro her innards pour out and I make haste to put her over my mouth and let the blood drain in. ssllaapp a long rubbery strand of intestine lands on my face. I rip it in two and pear inside. I can see fermenting feces. I stand up with a strand of intestines in hand and squeeze out the ***** waste like I would squeeze out toothpaste. I walk away from the girl who is now either dead or in shock and close to death and grab my handy dandy bonesaw "aaaaawwwyyyeeeaaaa.jpg" I cut both arms and legs off from her body and forcibly shove them in the bottom of her bloody hole. But then the mom walks in she looks at me and smiles but then looks down and screams in horror at a spider.
User avatar #4256 - lordmandy (06/15/2014) [-]
kagawa está que caga agua
User avatar #4258 to #4257 - lordmandy (06/15/2014) [-]
csmre negros pendejos :c
User avatar #4259 to #4258 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
...me estoy perdiendo un juego, verdad?
User avatar #4260 to #4259 - lordmandy (06/15/2014) [-]
uhh si, Costa de Marfil 2 - 1 Japón
#4261 to #4260 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
Todo bien entonces.
Porque claramente ninguno de ellos pasa.
#4262 to #4261 - lordmandy (06/15/2014) [-]
GRORIOUS NIPPON VA A GANAR EL MUNDIAL
User avatar #4263 to #4262 - masterofmuffins (06/15/2014) [-]
You get the joke of the year award for try.
#4250 - masterofmuffins (06/12/2014) [-]
Hello xing.
#4251 to #4250 - xing ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
im everywhere
#4253 to #4252 - xing ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
i had to cut my grass
i wanted to see if anyone would find out
youre the first
User avatar #4254 to #4253 - masterofmuffins (06/13/2014) [-]
I feel somewhat honored and I don't really know why.
#4255 to #4254 - xing ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Nice
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