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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: How 'bout "Fuck No".
Youtube Channel: nineinchnailsVEVO
Steam Profile: font4na
Consoles Owned: None.
Video Games Played: Quake Live, Quake III Arena, Unreal Tournament, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Chess.
X-box Gamertag: Like if I had an X-Box.
PSN: Me? PS3? Yeah, right....
Interests: Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, music, bigbaddrag's IRL.
Date Signed Up:2/25/2012
Last Login:1/30/2015
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Feel free to call me mafns.
I like music, it's my favorite topic. I love the blue color. I like Fairy Tail, but I'd thank you if you don't take me for a weeb.

bigbaddrag is waifu.

"Time is the best healer and music is the best painkiller. And the good about music is that it helps to make the time flow."

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#5251 - SumoWamm (17 hours ago) [-]
I can't wait for her to come visit.
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#5126 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
stickied by masterofmuffins
Personal music ranks, updated 02/01/2015
#4472 - xenxio (08/19/2014) [+] (2 children)
stickied by masterofmuffins
#5222 - peru (01/29/2015) [-]
it is I, the country of Peru, and I demand you sticky me
#5224 to #5222 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
**** no.
That'd be against my patriotism.
And we got wine.
And PS3 has Twisted Metal.
User avatar #5226 to #5224 - peru (01/29/2015) [-]
gib tarapaca pls
User avatar #5223 to #5222 - lordmandy (01/29/2015) [-]
please alex he has been threatening my family
User avatar #5225 to #5223 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
He tried to take off my oceans
And I'd have to put down the cuban who has gave me love andfascinating philosothy thesis for my entretainment

Maaaaybe, if he says I'm a good country... I'll think about it.
User avatar #5227 to #5225 - peru (01/29/2015) [-]
you're a muffin
User avatar #5228 to #5227 - lordmandy (01/29/2015) [-]
IT'S ON
#5230 to #5228 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
These ******* incas need to learn.
User avatar #5232 to #5231 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
he called me Texas
User avatar #5233 to #5232 - lordmandy (01/29/2015) [-]
could've been worse

he could've called u cupcake
User avatar #5234 to #5233 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Oh no that would have been World War Web IV and I'll be moving out my contacts for shut down that accountry for being homo.
#5198 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
I blame you for putting thoughts about my female friend in my head.
It's your fault.
User avatar #5252 to #5198 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
You can survive the wait ma boi, minutes are like seconds.

And I'll gotobed now so goodnight.
User avatar #5219 to #5198 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Hmm, interesting.
That reminds me to and old advice I got years ago, "never chase for the girl way too much", also let her to be the ones who look for you and then they actually get hooked up.
#5220 to #5219 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
Explain please.
User avatar #5221 to #5220 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
If a girl likes you, let her be the one to look after you is the best thing to do. It simply works out pretty well.
#5235 to #5221 - SumoWamm (01/29/2015) [-]
She hasn't been responding to any of my texts.   
There's only a few reasons why she would do such an atrocious thing.   
1. She's busy with school   
2. She's busy with school and work   
3. She's ignoring me   
4. She's nervous and doesn't want to say something wrong (Yes, that's a thing, I know from personal experience with other girls).
She hasn't been responding to any of my texts.
There's only a few reasons why she would do such an atrocious thing.
1. She's busy with school
2. She's busy with school and work
3. She's ignoring me
4. She's nervous and doesn't want to say something wrong (Yes, that's a thing, I know from personal experience with other girls).
#5236 to #5235 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
My bets go for 2 or 4. Strongly 4.
#5237 to #5236 - SumoWamm (01/29/2015) [-]
#4 is quite probable because she has social anxiety problems like me.
User avatar #5238 to #5237 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
You should get a response eventually, if not that'd be really rude.
#5240 to #5239 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
or
ooooooooooooooooooooor

Oh god do I push shippings.
#5241 to #5240 - SumoWamm (19 hours ago) [-]
She said it'd be fun if she could come down here and hang out with me.
User avatar #5242 to #5241 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
You totally got her.


...that's my loli
#5243 to #5242 - SumoWamm (19 hours ago) [-]
I actually know stuff about this area.   
Know some places to mess around at, if she's not a goody two shoes or something.
I actually know stuff about this area.
Know some places to mess around at, if she's not a goody two shoes or something.
User avatar #5244 to #5243 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
A... goody two shoes?
#5245 to #5244 - SumoWamm (19 hours ago) [-]
Y'know, doesn't like breaking rules, or law, or having some legit fun.
Y'know, doesn't like breaking rules, or law, or having some legit fun.
#5246 to #5245 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
ooh
I didn't knew the term, I am too mexican for this.
#5247 to #5246 - SumoWamm (19 hours ago) [-]
You look middle eastern to me, I would have never guessed you were mexican.
You look middle eastern to me, I would have never guessed you were mexican.
#5248 to #5247 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Chilean, in fact. The brown skin should reveal my hyspanic scene lol.
User avatar #5249 to #5248 - SumoWamm (17 hours ago) [-]
Oh, now I see some south american.
User avatar #5250 to #5249 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Muchos gorros!
#5251 to #5250 - SumoWamm (17 hours ago) [-]
I can't wait for her to come visit.
I can't wait for her to come visit.
#5199 to #5198 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
***** .

You're not as gay as you think you are, rite Sumo?
#5200 to #5199 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
I'm not gay nig nog, it's just that it's too soon to be having these kinds of thoughts about someone who's a friend, i've only hung out with her once.
I'm not gay nig nog, it's just that it's too soon to be having these kinds of thoughts about someone who's a friend, i've only hung out with her once.
#5201 to #5200 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
o

well then yes, I am guilty in charge
#5202 to #5201 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
It's too soon to be having these thoughts.   
   
 And it's "guilty as charged"
It's too soon to be having these thoughts.

And it's "guilty as charged"
#5203 to #5202 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Think in something ugly.
#5204 to #5203 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
What?
What?
User avatar #5205 to #5204 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Think about something ugly to neautralize those thoughts.
#5206 to #5205 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
Ugly and this girl are antonyms.
Ugly and this girl are antonyms.
#5207 to #5206 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
You must keep moving then and see what happens.
#5208 to #5207 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
Maybe her parents will let her come down and see me sometime.   
Idk, I know i'd love that.
Maybe her parents will let her come down and see me sometime.
Idk, I know i'd love that.
User avatar #5210 to #5209 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
The problem is that she's a huge nerd and obsesses about school, so I don't know when, or if she'd be able to do it.
User avatar #5211 to #5210 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
What about the weekends.
User avatar #5212 to #5211 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
She works most saturdays, and sundays wouldn't be a great choice because she has school the next day. I have school too, but that's not really something I care about, i'm just trying to finish school up
User avatar #5213 to #5212 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
But if she change her plans for yours, eeeeeeh?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
User avatar #5214 to #5213 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
That'd be really nice, but the restaurant she works at is having some anniversary thing soon, and she will have to work. And I was thinking of making this like a once a month thing at the most.
User avatar #5215 to #5214 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Sounds nice, considering that you meet her not so long ago.
User avatar #5216 to #5215 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
We've been friends since last march.
User avatar #5217 to #5216 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
And things just got recently more fun?
User avatar #5218 to #5217 - SumoWamm (01/28/2015) [-]
Ya, but she's wanted me to visit her for a long time, like since last july.
User avatar #5197 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
omg ascendedwings you're worst than a teenager girl, I can't even comment on your profile
#5181 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey boo
Hey boo
#5183 to #5182 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
nm, hbu
nm, hbu
#5184 to #5183 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I want the sauce of that because oh god do I love poledancing.

Same old. Another sunny day down here, but home alone gives me freedom to walk around shirtless.
#5185 to #5184 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
I don't have a source.
I don't have a source.
#5186 to #5185 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
No one has the souce. Sad.
User avatar #5187 to #5186 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
But I DO, know someone who may be able to help you with that.
User avatar #5188 to #5187 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Is it m.iia?
User avatar #5189 to #5188 - SumoWamm (01/22/2015) [-]
no, xerros
User avatar #5191 to #5189 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
xerros, I ******* love you man
User avatar #5193 to #5191 - xerros ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
ye :3
#5194 to #5192 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
ssh, it's just to satisfy an urge

also I don't even know if I actually will dig it out, I just know that poledancing gets me real hard
User avatar #5196 to #5195 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I have a case of bad curiosity.
#5190 to #5189 - xerros ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Highschool DxD and that would be, Rias Gremory.
User avatar #5174 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
holy **** 59 thousand comments
#5175 to #5174 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I love this site.
Maybe too muce.
User avatar #5176 to #5175 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
its ok we love you m8
#5177 to #5176 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
thank you bby

btw since you're here let me ask, how do you think it was the new Soundgarden release with the rarities? I could only like half of the first CD, it couldn't convince me so well.
User avatar #5178 to #5177 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
to be honest, i didn't like a good handful of the songs
like, most of em were ****** B-Sides anyway
User avatar #5180 to #5178 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
the fact that they actually made the compilation album makes me happy though.
i'd known that soundgarden had a toooon of unreleased stuff and at least now they've released em

and yeah those two were great and i liked bleed together as well (new songs were cool too)
User avatar #5179 to #5178 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
true
Blind Dogs and Black Rain are ******* great tho.
User avatar #5167 - istrollid ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
you don't even know me, guy.
User avatar #5168 to #5167 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I don't give a **** , I just know you act real stupid bro.
User avatar #5171 to #5168 - istrollid ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
how can i improve my "act"?
User avatar #5173 to #5172 - istrollid ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
*roll dank memes* oh I forgot you had autism for a moment
User avatar #5169 to #5168 - istrollid ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
that's because I'm real stupid
#5161 to #5160 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
eyyy
I should be going to bed right on this moment but I don't want to asdfasdasdfasdf
User avatar #5162 to #5161 - SumoWamm (01/14/2015) [-]
Bed is for losers.
#5164 to #5163 - SumoWamm (01/14/2015) [-]
Itty bitty kitty titties
User avatar #5165 to #5164 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Sweet catgirl ass.
But goodnight now, sorry for fail you.
User avatar #5166 to #5165 - SumoWamm (01/14/2015) [-]
You, you sicken me.
#5158 - lightingmike (01/13/2015) [-]
It's nice to see another mascot

blue profile

#5158
#5159 to #5158 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
We can say that it's mostly an old habit for look a minimum of recognition.

Blue is superior color.

Hello visitor.
User avatar #5153 - neppy (01/12/2015) [-]
hug
User avatar #5155 to #5153 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Okay I got it, no hate.
Just, **** you are so twi Eric that I can never know with you.
#5157 to #5156 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
shh, there there
User avatar #5152 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Kids In The Street by The All-American Rejects.
User avatar #5154 to #5152 - neppy (01/12/2015) [-]
Move Along is nice
#5140 - bigbaddrag (01/10/2015) [-]
bad things happened to Kurousagi. very bad things happened to Kurousagi. then the volume just ended right there. I can't handle this.
bad things happened to Kurousagi. very bad things happened to Kurousagi. then the volume just ended right there. I can't handle this.
User avatar #5141 to #5140 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Is Kurousagi kill?
#5142 to #5141 - bigbaddrag (01/10/2015) [-]
no kill but still bad
#5143 to #5142 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
is she getting lesbian raped? cuz I see nothing wrong there
what what
User avatar #5146 to #5143 - giffythetoad ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Rapeis fun.
User avatar #5148 to #5146 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
SPY!
also correct
#5144 to #5143 - bigbaddrag (01/10/2015) [-]
it's a spoiler though
it's a spoiler though
#5145 to #5144 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
But I have no idea how does that show goes. Can't I get an idea of how terrible is the terrible? or I'lll keep my theory of the lesbian rape.
But I have no idea how does that show goes. Can't I get an idea of how terrible is the terrible? or I'lll keep my theory of the lesbian rape.
#5147 to #5145 - bigbaddrag (01/10/2015) [-]
she lost her rabbit ears
User avatar #5150 to #5147 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Tell me if she is getting her ears back! D:
#5149 to #5147 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
i know too much   
I KNOW TOO MUCH   
undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo
i know too much
I KNOW TOO MUCH
undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo undo
User avatar #5138 - returnofhanako (01/10/2015) [-]
snibedy snab 8DDDD
User avatar #5129 - dinkie (01/09/2015) [-]
Oh. Wow. K den.
User avatar #5130 to #5129 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I thought you didn't used this account, I'm always cleaning the friendlist.
sheashea
User avatar #5131 to #5130 - sheashea (01/09/2015) [-]
I didn't realize that when you did it. xD Yeah I'm on Shea more than dinks. Haha
*clings*
User avatar #5132 to #5131 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I'm getting rid of dead accounts and forgotten people with every new friend request, for keep the friendlist on 100
It's a discrete cleaning, better than the purges. People always get offended at purges.
#5133 to #5132 - sheashea (01/09/2015) [-]
I'M TOO HARD TO FORGET ABOUT.
I WILL CORRUPT YOUR BRAIN AND SEEP INTO YOUR SOUL

Don't mind me I'm on flu medication
#5134 to #5133 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
But I haven't forgotten. I mean how would I <3
I don't forget.
I observe.
And evolve.
And then I eat the flesh of the weaks.

sorry about flu, hope you feel good
#5135 to #5134 - sheashea (01/09/2015) [-]
Turn them into muffins <3
#5136 to #5135 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
And then I build an army and take over the world.
shower time
User avatar #5137 to #5136 - sheashea (01/09/2015) [-]
Have fuuuunnnn ;P
User avatar #5127 - Hawke (01/03/2015) [-]
Hello blue profile man.

It appears you are my antithesis
#5128 to #5127 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Well won't you look at that.
#5119 - kaisakuenkou (01/02/2015) [-]
Can you make this pretty? like all one solid colour, no wrinkles and without the "sample record" taped over the label please! I tried but to no avail
#5122 to #5119 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
Help me out a bit. The missing text is missing because I can't distinguish what it says, the rest is all a loyal copy of the original. Got any idea what are the tiny words or do I improvise?
User avatar #5124 to #5122 - kaisakuenkou (01/03/2015) [-]
Under the TF 533 is:

Noal
Gay
Music

under that is:
RECORDING FIRST PUBLISHED 1965

and on the other side is 257418 1F
It may even be easier just to slap that other pic onto the first one, but I gotta go to work right now, ttyl
User avatar #5125 to #5124 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Much better, thanks a million
thank to you for the entretainment
have fun at work whatever
User avatar #5120 to #5119 - tentaquil (01/02/2015) [-]
Yeah make it pretty
User avatar #5121 to #5120 - kaisakuenkou (01/02/2015) [-]
^^^^^^^^^^^^
#5113 to #5111 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
little bastard

I had the intuition it was you but wasn't sure
#5114 to #5113 - xblthatguy (12/31/2014) [-]
I wanted to drag it out, but didn't have the patience tonight.
#5115 to #5114 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
It wouldn't have been way too long either because I'm about to go to bed.
#5116 to #5115 - xblthatguy (12/31/2014) [-]
Ehe. Figures. G'night.
User avatar #5117 to #5116 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
noot Tarik.
#5109 - anonymous (12/31/2014) [-]
#5110 to #5109 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
An anon who I can't see as any user on my profile. Little bastard.

Hello stranger person who I can't identify.
User avatar #5105 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/31/2014) [-]
BLEW PROFILE CREW
User avatar #5106 to #5105 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Blue to the power!
User avatar #5107 to #5106 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/31/2014) [-]
we the blue crew man

get some blue text lets gooooo
#5108 to #5107 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
But get text takes like, work and **** .
#5118 to #5108 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/31/2014) [-]
post something funny
post something funny
#5095 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
xblthatguy
Two can play this game.
#5096 to #5095 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
We were playing a game?

I wish someone told me...
#5097 to #5096 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
We're playing hide and seek, and I just finded you.
#5098 to #5097 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Next time tell me, so I can hide.
Next time tell me, so I can hide.
#5099 to #5098 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
You don't give me time to hide either.
#5100 to #5099 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
Shoulda told me.
#5101 to #5100 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
You shoulda told me first.
#5102 to #5101 - xblthatguy (12/30/2014) [-]
I didn't know we were playing though. You did.

You shoulda told me.
#5103 to #5102 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
ssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
sssshhhhhhhhhhh....

goodnights time
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