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masterofmuffins

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It's called a shoulder loli you dipshit, is not a waifu.comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: How 'bout "Fuck No".
Youtube Channel: nineinchnailsVEVO
Steam Profile: font4na
Consoles Owned: None.
Video Games Played: Quake Live, Quake III Arena, Unreal Tournament, Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Chess.
X-box Gamertag: Like if I had an X-Box.
PSN: Me? PS3? Yeah, right....
Interests: Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, music, mikli.
Date Signed Up:2/25/2012
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Sky Valley
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Highest Content Rank:#2175
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Feel free to call me mafns.
I like music, it's my favorite topic. I love the blue color. I like Fairy Tail, but I'd thank you if you don't take me for a weeb.

bigbaddrag is waifu.

"Time is the best healer and music is the best painkiller. And the good about music is that it helps to make the time flow."

latest user's comments

#301460 - Now it's a bit less adorable. 29 minutes ago on FJ Backroom +1
#301452 - Puppis.  [+] (2 new replies) 31 minutes ago on FJ Backroom +1
#301454 - babybeel (30 minutes ago) [-]
Kittehs
User avatar #301460 - masterofmuffins (29 minutes ago) [-]
Now it's a bit less adorable.
#301442 - lel phone 32 minutes ago on FJ Backroom +1
#300728 - >> #300721 , >> #300708 , I woke up early today for nofin 3 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#300722 - >> #300721 , isk bbycakes 3 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#300721 - He's not coming. I go home. shiggy diggy 3 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#300708 - k one hour of waiting, I had to text my boss asking if the dud…  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#300721 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
He's not coming. I go home.
shiggy diggy
#300712 - Decode (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm srry
User avatar #300722 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
>>#300721,
isk bbycakes
#300702 - yo  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#300707 - kaelthor (3 hours ago) [-]
Sup phallus facilitator
User avatar #300728 - masterofmuffins (3 hours ago) [-]
>>#300721, >>#300708, I woke up early today for nofin
#300645 - I am so sick of these trolls replying on a serious content pos… 4 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#5890 - Esto es super viejo, que se supone que tengo que ver. 4 hours ago on masterofmuffins's profile 0

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#5432 - Decode (03/12/2015) [+] (2 children)
stickied by masterofmuffins
ily Muffin bae <3 have a wonderful day, everyday!
#5126 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (01/03/2015) [+] (2 children)
stickied by masterofmuffins
Personal music ranks, updated 02/01/2015
#5888 - lightarcanine (8 hours ago) [-]
Only 20000 too late
User avatar #5889 to #5888 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Huh?
User avatar #5883 - lordmandy (13 hours ago) [-]
animatorexpo.com/mememe/

before it's gone

or did u see it at launch
User avatar #5890 to #5883 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Esto es super viejo, que se supone que tengo que ver.
User avatar #5885 to #5883 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Estoy en pelota en mi cama a punto de cubrirme para irme a dormir. Puedo verlo otro dia?
User avatar #5886 to #5885 - lordmandy (13 hours ago) [-]
No esperaba que estuvieras online. Claro!
User avatar #5887 to #5886 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
10.4
Gnite.
User avatar #5876 - Pleinair ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
hey

I'm going to a big tournament. I want to just listen to one song throughout the whole day with every match i play. you know what I like, is there something you could suggest that wouldnt get too stale over the course of a day, but also not too distracting?
User avatar #5877 to #5876 - Pleinair ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
something thats 8 minutes at least i guess
User avatar #5878 to #5877 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
This is quite an odd an specific request, but I think I might have something. Hold on I need to turn on my laptop for this.
User avatar #5879 to #5878 - Pleinair ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
oke
User avatar #5880 to #5879 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport https://youtube.com/devicesupport The first thing that came to my mind and the only thing I can figure out right now after think a lot.
These are suppose to be one song only, like 15 minutes. Instrumental, for stay alert, good ambient. Not sure if it's the exact thing you look for but I repeat this is an odd request. Violins and drums, you should dig it.

If not well, I can give you with someone who might can help you too.
User avatar #5881 to #5880 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Something shorter, same source.
User avatar #5882 to #5881 - Pleinair ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
thanksbased mafans
User avatar #5884 to #5882 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
In case of, contact with user themagic.wizard, he knows about instrumental and ambient. Specially ambient.
Say you go under my request.

Me I better sleep now, gnite and good luck at the tourney.
User avatar #5874 - badmotorfinger (16 hours ago) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport

Chris Cornell's latest song

heard this on the radio today. opinion? I'm not crazy about it but its not bad
User avatar #5875 to #5874 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
This is good, I'mma check out this band.
Chris features is short tho, looks like it's most for show up his name around.
User avatar #5863 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/25/2015) [-]
Latest users (2): lordmandy, masterofmuffins, anonymous(1).
Before you say anything, I'm off to the gym now lol
User avatar #5864 to #5863 - lordmandy (05/25/2015) [-]
i was bored and on taller de software
lol life is hard :c
User avatar #5865 to #5864 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
but at least monis

Also is CyberDay aqui, y creo que me comprare un disco duro externo en rebaja wooooo.
User avatar #5866 to #5865 - lordmandy (05/26/2015) [-]
ye.

did u have diversion en el gym?
la proxima levanta 50s por mi
ooo los seagate son master race negro, supongo que es para tus toneladas de myoosic, no?
User avatar #5867 to #5866 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Se me hizo corta la hora y un cuarto pero habia que hacer compras.
Le pegare a la bolsa de arena en tributo a tu cara :^)
Lamentablemente el catalogo en rebaja es limitado pero estoy viendo unos Toshiba, uno de 2 tera y otro de 1. Creo que el de 1 me astara, aunque me puedo comprar el de 2 y aun quedarme con plata para la party pero puede ser muy ostentoso. Mis respaldos principales seran musica, pelis y archivos de trabajo. Pa que tanto?
User avatar #5868 to #5867 - lordmandy (05/26/2015) [-]
lol ******* nerd quien hace compras o sea 2015
omgeeeeeeee mysoginy le voy a decir a reznor.
>2 tb
wai? mi mamá tiene uno de 1 tera y alcanzó para literalmente toda su computadora de la oficina + (para mi) un respaldo de mi musica, fotos, series + gta v + mortal kombat x...

Y ni está a la mitad

God I love technology
User avatar #5869 to #5868 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Esta proclamado entonces. Hello nueva inversion.
God ******* damn I love making money.
User avatar #5870 to #5869 - lordmandy (05/26/2015) [-]
also
qué fiesta? omg por fin vas a salir del clóset?
apuesta todo a la bolsa de valores. minería = future
#5871 to #5870 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Cualquier fiesta, whatever.
Tienes un perro? Ponle segundo nombre el santo que vaya a haber ese dia y zam ya tienes excusa.

Aunque... deberia guardar plata para ir a visitar a mi mejor amigo a su lugar de estudio. Si es que el weon tiene tiempo, estudia medicina y eso es no fun allowed.
User avatar #5872 to #5871 - lordmandy (05/26/2015) [-]
oh, coo

ugh ni me hables, yo tambien tengo a uno estudiando medicina... primer ciclo y literal tiene 2 horas libres a la semana
User avatar #5873 to #5872 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
y lo mas gracioso es, le llueven las mujeres mas que a uno. Porque son medicos.
Y como no tienen mas diversion no les queda mas que ahogarse en vagina y mas encima te presumen de ello pero no importa, porque es tu amigo, ademas que tu sabes su secreto y entonces sabes que no es muy especial.
#5829 - lordmandy (05/23/2015) [-]
u ever been so mad at ur computer
that u ******* deleted everything?


Eso te enseñará a no fallarme, puta.
Windows 8 empezó a tirar errores y reiniciarse de vez en cuando hasta que dije **** it me pongo Windows 10 y cuando lo hice ya todo perfecto pero de la nada reinicio y top ******* lel toda la sección del disco duro de Windows se cagó completamente, pasé a Loonix y se cagó el boot, al final instalé Windows 7...

Hoy fue un dia largo, y encima limpié casa, qué tal Alex?
User avatar #5831 to #5829 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Windows 10 existe? woah neat
Que fome que te haya dado la pelea tu compu weon, al menos no revento como palomita. Y si conozco ese sentimiento :c

Bueno sigo respirando, haciendo sus pololitos aqui y haya como prevencionista, ahora tengo pega de digitador de analisis de ruta mas la acesoria al taller mecanico que veo una vez a la semana asi que guuuud.
Recien le estaba dando a Quake Live porque Quake Live y que mas? Ah estoy al fin en gimnasio, pero esta semana me salte 3 dias y el lunes apuesto a que andare todo cagao como la primera vez jaja.

Vistes Mad Max? Mira Mad Max weon. Es bueeeeeena.
#5858 to #5831 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
PERO MUH AESTHETIXXXX
User avatar #5859 to #5858 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
あなた4吸います

Me estoy cagando de frio Danny y van a ser las 2 de la noche pero mañana es domingo y me estas entreteninedo mucho asi que no se que hacer pero el frio es como mucho
#5860 to #5859 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
kore wa anime anime daisuki kawaii desu ne?

go sleep you ******* fagoto I'm cagandome de sueño tambien, y tengo que investigar mañana para 2 cursos, lel...

Buenas noches
#5861 to #5860 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
ponlo en el traductor fegt

a matar la noche entonces. Adios.
*tips fedora*
#5862 to #5861 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
Inspiring words.

Te recomendaria algun video de youtube pero ahora lo unico que veo son livestreams de ESL, theWarOwl, 2kliksphillip, JukeNut y filthyfrank
(aka CSGO y autism)
User avatar #5832 to #5831 - lordmandy (05/23/2015) [-]
It's windows 10 because 7 8 9

>pololitos
me lo has dicho antes, he escuchado a mi familia en tacna decirlo, es una palabra muy chilena, qué significaba?

Lol no clue pero si estas gud no puede ser malo lel ... Quake Live? Si va a salir un nuevo Doom! Get hype. Lel, no te saltes muy seguido, hazlo costumbre ****** .

No, okay. De qué trata? He visto anuncios en la calle y por todos lados, pero no clue..

Y oíste todo Yeezus?
User avatar #5833 to #5832 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Windows nunca supo contar. O sea primero viene el 95 despues el 98 despues el 2000 despues el XP, XP ni es un numero....

Te explico mi pequeño inca, un pololito se le dice a un trabajito chiquitito en donde le ayudas a alguien en algo asi como un favor y te pagan lo equivalente. No confundir con pololeo, que es basicamente dating boy and grill.

Estoy hype for doom weon. De aqui a que salga el juego puede que me compre una tarjeta de video para equiparme con lo suficiente *********** .
Y no quise saltarme el gym , el miercoles que fue el cumple de mi vieja y tenia que esperar a mi papa de su viaje y que surgio drama no fui. El jueves fue feriado, porque celebramos que les ganamos el norte :^) y ayer los weones tenian cerrado ugh

Mira el puton trailer weon. Vroom vroommmm!!!!!! No es una peli que uno iria a ver con la novia exactamente por su contenido ligeramente gore eso si, quedas advertido.

Si lo escuche todo pero solo lo repeti un par de veces la semana pasada. Mi opinion mas solida es que el album es yes.
User avatar #5834 to #5833 - lordmandy (05/23/2015) [-]
kek. Querìan llamarlo Windows One, como XboX, Onedrive, etc. Pero ya hay Windows 1.0 (del '92 creo)
Ahhhh, mira tù... ustedes y sus raros términos comprate una gpu, la r9 270 is veri gud performance/price, pero tienes que ver que le dé a tu placa madre :c. Comprate una y jugamos CS:GO.
Ohhh, el miercoles? tambien fue el cumpleaños de mi novia, 20 - may. Yay.
You ****** , gib back tarapaca.

>Literalmente Uncharted 3 + Borderlands, se ve cool.
No creo que le importe mucho, ve Tokyo Ghoul , pero si, igual no ire con ella
Ah, genial. >tfw demoré más de 30 minutos solo haciendo backup de mi musica, lel.
Pero ya tengo casi todo listo, estoy hype por usar directX 12

#5836 to #5834 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Me comprare una yo creo que el otro año eso si despues de tener un trabajo a full y haberme comprado cosas como un disco externo para respaldos y quien sabe que mas.
o cul
Mein cobre. lol no

TFW en un futuro tendre que rescatar todo esto ante un formateo, tomara sus horas cuando pase.
User avatar #5837 to #5836 - lordmandy (05/23/2015) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #5835 to #5834 - lordmandy (05/23/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Also, watch demo's latest video
User avatar #5841 to #5835 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Okay that was a lot of crap together and the only funny part was the Marilyn Monroe joke.
Which was actually, a really good one.

Also es una Nikon.
User avatar #5842 to #5841 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
>imbliyng
u just don't understand, mom

oh

nerd.
canon master race
swell with 12 mp
User avatar #5843 to #5842 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Apuesto a que tu ni si quiera podrias sacar una buena foto usando instagram lol fukin fagola
#5844 to #5843 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
doge is gude

commandorazor.deviantart.com/gallery/
500px.com/dannytalent

I haven't updated those in a while..
but yea, >pls respond

pero alex, no hay que llorar
que la vida es un carnaval
es mas bello vivir cantando
User avatar #5845 to #5844 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
commandorazor.deviantart.com/art/le-cat-face-347869427

i-it's so beautiful
tears falling rite nau

but srs,bastante bien, es una camara real o un celular con super pixeles? Quizas deberia hacerme un DA o usar instagramama again
User avatar #5846 to #5845 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
lol no, es una Canon Rebel T3
Mi sueño es disparar con un Lumia 1020 + Canon 5D o 1D
tengo L820 rn, cuando me cague en plata (exactamente dentro de 1142 días), creo que estudiaré fotografía publicitaria también, why not
#5847 to #5846 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
nice you ******
eh, fotografia profesional me suena a sacrificar un lindo hobby pero eh, my opinion
User avatar #5848 to #5847 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
sacrificar? waii
yo lo veo como... extenderlo
User avatar #5849 to #5848 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
La fotografia me es un escape. Si lo hiciera mi trabajo o al menos uno tiempo completo, pierdo mi escape.
User avatar #5850 to #5849 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
Ahhhhhh, ya te entiendo.
Yo lo veo de una forma que, no sé... Me gusta imaginar que tomo una foto, aunque sea de una maceta con fondo blanco, no? Y que no sé. salga en una revista o catálogo, como que transmites... algo
idk

**** art in general too hard to understand
#5851 to #5850 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Es muy simple mi pequeño Danny, el arte es igual que las minas. No funciona, no lo entiendes, y si te esfuerzas en entenderlo resulta que al final no era exactamente lo que creias y lo unico que te queda por decir es "que lindo".

Pero si te sigo, trabajo de estudio + exposicion. O ser un Rob Sheridan que saca fotos para NIN
#5852 to #5851 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
That... Was actually acurate. Dammit.

Lel, o haces glitch art para htda. Me está gustando el estilo vaporwave, qué opinas?

Have another dage, and also:

www.cheswick.com/ches/projects/me/index.html
#5854 to #5852 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Ew.   
Vaporwave.   
Estamos hablando de la porqueria que esta asociada a la musica?   
Mal Danny. Maaaaaaaaal.
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Ew.
Vaporwave.
Estamos hablando de la porqueria que esta asociada a la musica?
Mal Danny. Maaaaaaaaal.
User avatar #5856 to #5854 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
lol el vid
User avatar #5855 to #5854 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
No. Imagenes
User avatar #5857 to #5855 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Se ve mega hypster. No es my aaaeeeeestheeeetiiiiics
#5853 to #5852 - lordmandy (05/24/2015) [-]
vaporwave = this, mas o menos... creo.
User avatar #5838 to #5835 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Oh I didn't watched your weeaboo video sorry, but despite the fact I'm all alone in this office right now, I'm working, and listening to Mudvaine as I imagine I'm a hardcore boy at the same time, so I'll have to check this out later in the afternoon time AFTER do some afternoon stuffs like probably go out with sissy because she is nin town and we will play with her sexy ass camera that IIIIIIII DON'T OOOOOOOWN ;_____; but one day I will buy me one because fuk u I love making moni.
User avatar #5839 to #5838 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
That nin... was subconsciousness... I tried to say in.
User avatar #5840 to #5839 - lordmandy (05/23/2015) [-]
nin town best town
lol
bueno. Cámara? Nikon, Canon? Lexar? lel
#5830 to #5829 - lordmandy (05/23/2015) [-]
also, Windows 10 es cool.
Pasé del 7 al 10 porque lol why not try
User avatar #5810 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport I'm lukewarm on their debut album as a whole. But can we agree Blind is one of the best songs they ever recorded?
User avatar #5811 to #5810 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
Yes, we can agree. It is legendary.
#5812 to #5811 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
Ok... so what are your thoughts on Ball Tongue?
User avatar #5813 to #5812 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
Dat sexy bass. Good transitions, love the ending. The vocals might be messy but it's all about the energy.
#5814 to #5813 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
*sigh* You're like that girl who's really attractive so you kiss her, but then her mouth tastes horrible, but she really knows how to use her tongue, but then you start to feel little pieces of beard scratching your face.
#5815 to #5814 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
I feel flattered for the compliments AND the insults. I feels like I'm doing a great job.
Also for you to know I bush my teeths 3 times a day like a good boy unless the work situation doesn't let me brush 'em after lunch.
#5816 to #5815 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
I wasn't talking about actually kissing you, you perverted pervert pervy McPerverson perv-man. I was talking about your opinions of wildly differing quality.
#5817 to #5816 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
I wasn't taking any kissing observation on a litheral way you ******* and it was all merely about music opinions but okay.
#5818 to #5817 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
Well you started talking about your mouth.
******* is such a good insult.
#5819 to #5818 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
You started to compare me with an attractive chick that you would kiss and I came to defend my oral hygiene.
#5820 to #5819 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
Someday you will offer to kiss me. And I will whisper " **** yeah".
#5821 to #5820 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
You know what to do so that can happen.
#5822 to #5821 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
... Kill your family and buy you a card?
#5823 to #5822 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
Have you dropped those social classes already?
User avatar #5825 to #5824 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
Negro please.
#5826 to #5825 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
Oh. Well, I bought something that was on sale yesterday. Am I ghetto enough already?
I genuinely forgot about that joke for a moment.
#5827 to #5826 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
You forgot Walker. Well done. Yo are even more far from blow me off. Now excuse me, I'm going to watch movies with fam and eat. Your privileges make me sick.
#5828 to #5827 - thebestpieever (05/17/2015) [-]
B-b-b-but I bought something entirely because I could save 35 dollars on it if I bought it that day. That has to count for something!
#5797 - bigbaddrag (05/13/2015) [-]
lookit

someone took a screenshot of an endgame raid boss from final fantasy 14.

it looks nice
User avatar #5798 to #5797 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
That's a smooth cap.
User avatar #5799 to #5798 - bigbaddrag (05/13/2015) [-]
it's my desktop background now lol
User avatar #5800 to #5799 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Screencap.
#5802 to #5801 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
pretty cool
pretty cool
#5803 to #5802 - bigbaddrag (05/13/2015) [-]
just like me
just like me
#5804 to #5803 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Drop college, you're too cool for that.
#5805 to #5804 - bigbaddrag (05/13/2015) [-]
but I gotta do school things to be cooler in the future
#5806 to #5805 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
I finished everything. Am I 2cool?
TFW no full time job ;_;
#5772 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
I dunno why I came here but I just discovered you want to shag your sister. You're an interesting man, Muffins.
I dunno why I came here but I just discovered you want to shag your sister. You're an interesting man, Muffins.
User avatar #5793 to #5772 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Because those are only projections of your sick depravated mind you god damn creepo.
User avatar #5794 to #5793 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Hey, that's not fair. That implies everyone in Japan wants to bang an octopus.
#5795 to #5794 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Everyone in japan wants to bang an octopus.
#5796 to #5795 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
When you put it like that...
User avatar #5773 to #5772 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
No creepees en mis putonas conversaciones Walker, menos aun si estan en español. Ademas claramente tienes problemas de comprension lectora.
#5774 to #5773 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
I was just scrolling and saw a video and read the comment. It was an accident. Plus, disclaimer or not you said your sister was super hot.
I was just scrolling and saw a video and read the comment. It was an accident. Plus, disclaimer or not you said your sister was super hot.
User avatar #5775 to #5774 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Well she is attattractive. I wouldn't say hot, is not really curvy but someone tall, pretty face, smart and likeable are top qualities.
#5776 to #5775 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
Ok... I trust you don't want to shag your sister then.
User avatar #5777 to #5776 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
I don't trust on what you think. But on the other hand I don't care on what you think so okay.
User avatar #5778 to #5777 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
... What does it mean to "not trust what I think"?
User avatar #5779 to #5778 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Your dirty mind is capable to create any kind of sick toughts, I bet that.
#5780 to #5779 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised at how much of a cherry boy I am. The only two times I watched porn it made me sick.
#5782 to #5781 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
2 clinical for me dude. Like, all the fake screams, and the obviously uncomfortable positions, and the oiled dues and the gigantic genitalia close ups. It felt like I was in a meat market.
User avatar #5783 to #5782 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Okay I give you those points. But do you even masturbate at something or you just have sex really often?
Also there's the amatheur videos.
#5784 to #5783 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
I dunno, 3-4 times a week on average isn't super often, is it?
But no, I've never touched myself, didn't I say I was a cherry boy?
#5785 to #5784 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
That's more often than some but you can never have enough sex until your dick breaks.
Still, (x) Doubt.
#5786 to #5785 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure dick breaking is a thing. Or at least... dick bending. Heard it happens when people do Cowboy wrong.
How did we even end up talking about my sex life anyway?
#5787 to #5786 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
I called you a sick minded because you were thinking I was doing incest things with my sister.
User avatar #5788 to #5787 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Nuuu. I said you wanted to.
User avatar #5789 to #5788 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
It has the same weight for me
User avatar #5790 to #5789 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
I guess.
One implies you scored tho.
User avatar #5791 to #5790 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
And that implies that you are not much of a cherry boy.
#5792 to #5791 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
How does you banging your sister make me any less of a cherry boy?
#5743 - thebestpieever (05/11/2015) [-]
Say... if I put you in front of a map could you point to either Spain or England?
#5765 to #5743 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Silly Walker, chicks don't dig for scrubs who post weeb **** on a site full of loser.
And if so first send timestamped nudes.
#5766 to #5765 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, ok, I'm not a totally kawaii girl with the hots for you.
Yeah, ok, I'm not a totally kawaii girl with the hots for you.
#5767 to #5766 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
I bet you have ugly teeths.
#5768 to #5767 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
A dentist once described my teeth as "perfect" so ha!
#5769 to #5768 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Well okay then.   
   
Also have this sexy smooth gif, this pays my debt with you for help out Tommyboy. Also the one you post cracks my eyes.
Well okay then.

Also have this sexy smooth gif, this pays my debt with you for help out Tommyboy. Also the one you post cracks my eyes.
User avatar #5770 to #5769 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
The smoothness whatevewr, but how'd you make my gif more high quality?
User avatar #5771 to #5770 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
I know a man.
#5744 to #5743 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Denmark Spain.   
England looks like too fancy. I mean look at the museums and the fields look like nice but where is the energy? The trully exciting part? Sonething that keeps you awake all night?   
Spain might be full of fleas but it has the vibes, it has all the... olé.
Denmark Spain.
England looks like too fancy. I mean look at the museums and the fields look like nice but where is the energy? The trully exciting part? Sonething that keeps you awake all night?
Spain might be full of fleas but it has the vibes, it has all the... olé.
User avatar #5745 to #5744 - thebestpieever (05/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, but could you point ot them in a map?
#5746 to #5745 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
***** yes, what kind of a question is that.
#5747 to #5746 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
Just... y'know, I was curious. It's totally not like I can only name 3 countries in a South American map and was looking for vindication.
Just... y'know, I was curious. It's totally not like I can only name 3 countries in a South American map and was looking for vindication.
#5748 to #5747 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Well I'm not surprised that other countries have no idea of what builds SA. It will not be relevant for anyone until our mines end up without any cober and economy drops down.
#5749 to #5748 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
Peruvian coffee tho.
Peruvian coffee tho.
#5750 to #5749 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
*Colombian
User avatar #5751 to #5750 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
Nah, those are drugs.
User avatar #5753 to #5751 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
You confused Peru with Colombia, Colombia with Bolivia, and you are so close to confuse Chile with Haiti because of the Earthquakes.
#5754 to #5753 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
Nuh-uh. Peru has the nice coffees and a **** ton of ******* gold, Colombia has Pablo Escobar, and Bolivia is the one without an exit to the sea but paradoxically still has a navy.
User avatar #5755 to #5754 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Yeah tell me about Bolivia. They want to have access to the sea by claiming our northern terrain, lands that they lost during the Pacific war.
#5756 to #5755 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
I am legally banned from entering Bolivia because I heckled a Bolivian sea captain about that.   
I am also kinda sure the UK had something to do in that war in some way or another.
I am legally banned from entering Bolivia because I heckled a Bolivian sea captain about that.
I am also kinda sure the UK had something to do in that war in some way or another.
#5757 to #5756 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
It was the battle for the sea I know that England builded some of the ships from the battle. I think it was the Perubian ones, the story says that the tiny insignificant Chilean ships defeated the huge perubian boats.

And Bolivian goverment is stupid. We find bolivian soldiers move cocain inside our country on stolen chilean cars and what happens once they go back to their country? They get promoted and mentioned as heroes of the bolivian state.
MFW all is rage.
User avatar #5758 to #5757 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
... Why would bolivian soldiers move cocaine inside Peru on Chilean cars?
User avatar #5759 to #5758 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Inside Chile. Well done you confused Chile with Peru.
Because the desert is the best place for the narcos to negociations.
#5760 to #5759 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
When I kidnap you and turn you into my personal semen dispenser I'm going to take you to Cornwall and laugh because you think we're in Chesire.
Then you'll know how I feel.
#5761 to #5760 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
Didn't you wanted to eat my semen on a first place?
You just confused myself with yourself.
#5762 to #5761 - thebestpieever (05/12/2015) [-]
That's why you are going to be my dispenser. God, men, who can reason with them?
That's why you are going to be my dispenser. God, men, who can reason with them?
#5763 to #5762 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
What makes you think that your punky privileged lips can taste the ghetto grunger semen of my precious dick, when you will realize of the huge detail.
#5764 to #5763 - thebestpieever has deleted their comment [-]
#5722 - lordmandy (05/09/2015) [-]
Mafns? Los memes, mafns...


Por fin termino semana de parciales
#5723 to #5722 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
Bieeeeeeeeen.   
   
Que son los parciales, supongo que seran como los certamenes peruanos.
Bieeeeeeeeen.

Que son los parciales, supongo que seran como los certamenes peruanos.
#5724 to #5723 - lordmandy (05/09/2015) [-]
Examenes parciales, mitad de ciclo...
Creo que saldre ok

que tal mafns?
>tfw ldlc tiene que ganar o pierdo mis sagrados 2 dólares
User avatar #5726 to #5724 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/09/2015) [-]
>Not even QuakeCon
Tu jueguito era irrelevante desde un principio

Yo bien, aunque aun sin trabajo estable pero haciendole algo una vez por semana es mejor que nada.
Se siente bien comprarte tu propia ropa, desembolsar los regalos para el dia de la mama y su cumpleaños por cuenta propia, tus propios libros, creoque ahora si estoy en pie de empezar a ir al gym.
En otras noticias aun no tengo amigos, nadie en el mugroso pueblo, todos o se fueron o aun estudian.

+ Only, El-P Remix
User avatar #5727 to #5726 - lordmandy (05/10/2015) [-]
>implying
este año en la dreamhack llegamos a los 2 millones seguramente DD

Bueh, al menos es trabajo... Jaja, bieen, si justo compre con mi poca plata un vasito de ceramica relleno de m&ms, a nada.. Ah si? buena.
Lol nerdddd anda seguro hay meetings de musica andergraun por ahi..

Ye, me dio por dejar de usar Spotify y ahora estoy escuchando los clásicos, NIN ftw

tfw saque 11 en estructuras discretas ;_; bueno, la proxima si me esfuerzo y dejo el counter, jaja. Las apuestas no me dejan jugar. Anyways, empecé con un poco de animeme ayer luego de meses. WORKING'!! se ve cool, would recommend, aunque algo aburrido..
User avatar #5728 to #5727 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
My spootisfy ahora es mas que nada un apoyo pre-descargas y para usar el Discover. Decidi hacerme una fuerte libreria musical sin darle a escrupulos con el peso de los archivos. TFW +45GB en mp3.

Supongo que 11 no es muy bueno, onda como 11 de 100? Eso suena malo.
Que, el animeme se llama Working? Yo ahora intento retomar FT porque se viene la parte cool de la historia, pero me tomara su par de semanas ponerme al dia porque voy con 2 o 3 eps cada semana. Ademas GoT esta en el medio. Ah y Chaika s2, deberia ver eso tambembem.
#5730 to #5728 - lordmandy (05/10/2015) [-]
I'm already calling in the airstrike.
#5731 to #5730 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
Anda, manda a tus submarinos, mi cañon de ceniza volcanica esta cargandose.

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Para no responder en los dos comentarios
Bueno hijo mio para ser tan cool como yo debes nacer en el apogeo de la musica grunge y WEON TE TENGO UNA PAGINA LA BOMBA PARA DESGARGAR DISCOGRAFIAS EN 320!!! mulideal320.blogspot.com/

Si aprobastes no es malo, es lo suficinetemente bueno. Puedes darle las gracias a Ozzy.
Nah me puse flojo con FT en una parte no exitante pero ahora se vienen los capituos del Tartarus Arc y ahi le tengo que poner como fanboy, asi que me pondre al dia.
Sep, Game of Thrones es la bomba ahora. Mira la primera temporada es fome como el hoyo y demasiado sobrevalorada, pero en la temporada 2 ya se pone mas exitante y progresa mas y mas. Esta temporada esta QUE ARDEEEEEE, CON FUEGO DE DRAGON DE LA FAMILIA TARGARYEN!!
Y si, hay Chaika 2. Y de que se trata TRABAJANDO'!!?
User avatar #5732 to #5731 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/10/2015) [-]
Oh y se me iva el detalle.
Yeezus? Meh, nunca eh probado ningun album de Kanye y muchos de sus singles no me gustan para nada. Pero quizas tenga la obligacion de echarle un vistazo por una cuestion cultural, puede que el cacheton no me caiga muy bien como persona pero de que es influyente es influyente.
User avatar #5733 to #5732 - lordmandy (05/11/2015) [-]
>descargando en mega/mediafire/zippy/etc.
no sabia que eras un cazhuul, mafns. Torrent master race.
Gracias mr Ozzyeltal
>targargay
es de ft, correcto? lol.
WORKING'!! es un animemé sobre cute girls y cute boys. En realidad son 4/5 chicas y 3 chicos trabajando en un restorán juntos, es light hearted comedy y en realidad es muy sutil con los chistes, me gusta eso. Obvio que hay una love story por ahi metida porque >JAPAN, pero es secundaria.
Yeezus, escucha Black Skinhead y me dices si te animas. Te juro que me recuerda a The Beautiful People...
User avatar #5734 to #5733 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Descargas Directas siguen siendo un classico, fegt. Ademas no hay pagina mas ordenada como esa, es tan hermoso que no me aguanto la ereccion.

Tu show suena gay pero bueno 90% de los monos chinos son gay. Es K-On super ultra gay? Es que la musica me llama, plz no judgerino.
Lo tendre en la lista, pero ahora estoy muy cupado escuchando mi disco fisico de Physical Graffiti en Deluxe Remastered de Led Zeppelin. #swag #classic
User avatar #5735 to #5734 - lordmandy (05/11/2015) [-]
Bueno, luego de los 300 links rotos supongo que si.

Nooo, no es Gay-on nada que ver, es más maduro y no osea 1000% OMFG SHE SO CUTEE ni tampoco TETAS EN FRENTE DE LA CAMARA, manyas? Es mas de.. Oh wow mira una androfóbica, una enana con complejos, una loca, una ligeramente menos loca, un loser que no ve mas alla de su nariz con 2 hermanas que estan buenas, un sarcastico pelotudo que hace bullying a todos y un peliazul que no dice nada nunca.
Ah y la mánager que no hace nada más que comer en todo el show.
Would recommend.

>omgggg Led Zeppelin es taaan meinstrim
bueno... Tambien he vuelto a escuchar Zack Hemsey
They're waiting between worlds... ;-;
User avatar #5737 to #5735 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport And ************* tea.

Yo eh vivido con una hermana que mierda no me tomes mal esto que te arranco los cocos de un tiron y se los tiro a una tropa de hurones si debo admitir es una mujer buenisima durante toda mi vida, eso igual me hace un loser que no ve mas alla de sus narices?

>I'll memestream ur mom :^)
Al menos aun no se me considera hipster, hehe... eh estado cerca eso si, pero soy demasiado conservador para eso.
User avatar #5738 to #5737 - lordmandy (05/11/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport >vid related

kek. No es por eso, pero si quieres verlo de esa forma. No

iu no los hipsters escuchan a calvos con cabello (?) hacer musica con sonidos de licuadora
User avatar #5740 to #5738 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
It's okay, this one cracked me up more.
User avatar #5741 to #5740 - lordmandy (05/11/2015) [-]
I watched the first episode of game of thrones with my mom
I immediately regret my decision
User avatar #5739 to #5738 - lordmandy (05/11/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport wrong video, era este
#5729 to #5728 - lordmandy (05/10/2015) [-]
>tfw soy pobre en musica
teach me master
Me puse a escuchar Yeezus, está okay, me gusta blkkk skkkn head y i am a god

11 de 20, jaja, si fuera de 100 me cuelgo, aqui todo es sobre veinte.. Es malo, pero aprobe!
Sisi, no Working, sino WORKING'!!. FT? Nunca lo terminaste? lel nub. Working tiene 2 temporadas con 13 capitulos en total, lol.. Game of Thrones... Creo que voy a ver eso en mis horas libres en la universidad, ya que Almacén 13 es un poco aburrido. CHAIKA S2? Debo terminar la s1, pero que cagada ver anime en la u jaja ;_;
User avatar #5725 to #5724 - lordmandy (05/09/2015) [-]
adios skins
User avatar #5709 - thebestpieever (05/08/2015) [-]
You know. Even though I think he was a talentless hack, I think I would have gotten along with Cobain. Or at least understood him.
User avatar #5710 to #5709 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
You saw Motage of Heck?
User avatar #5711 to #5710 - thebestpieever (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't know what that is. But I've seen interviews with him, and I've heard about his view on life. He seemed like a nice bloke, someone I could have agreed with. It doesn't hurt that he also hated nevermind. But as a person he seemed just dandy.
User avatar #5712 to #5711 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Montage of Heck is the official videography that I'm not sure if it had the premiere or not yet, I tought it was that.
And well I've read Heavier than Heaven, the biography by Charles R. Cross, and for a person who was not born without any real musical talent he was a man for admire not only artistically but also for his life perspective, vision and philosophy. As bizzare and toasted by drugs it could be.
User avatar #5713 to #5712 - thebestpieever (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't know if admired. There's precisely 2 people I admire in my life. The rest, well, I do think they are quite the individuals and I respect them. But I don't know if admiration would be the word.

I would have liked to do some heroin with Cobain though. He did heroin didn't he?
User avatar #5714 to #5713 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Yeah it was the heroine.

Drugs r bad Walker, you already act real stupid without them.
#5715 to #5714 - thebestpieever (05/08/2015) [-]
Eh. If IT weren't so expensive I might start doing heroin again. Why not?
#5716 to #5715 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Well if you said you are basically waiting till you die from something soon enough then... yolo?
Well if you said you are basically waiting till you die from something soon enough then... yolo?
User avatar #5717 to #5716 - thebestpieever (05/08/2015) [-]
Well. I do have to live another 10 years or so to take care of my dog. After that; **** it. Hello Mr. Brownstone, Mary Jane, Christina you look more gorgeous than ever.
User avatar #5718 to #5717 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
Give your dog to a little girl and you are free to yolo.
Unless you actually like that dog...
User avatar #5719 to #5718 - thebestpieever (05/08/2015) [-]
Love the little moron. She's like my daughter, my dumb, furry daughter.
#5720 to #5719 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/08/2015) [-]
That is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. You both love each other like the morons you are.

Well I'm sorry for finish up the lovely night talk but I must head up to sleep now, and you should do that too since you're an eurofag and must be like 3am there or something.
User avatar #5721 to #5720 - thebestpieever (05/08/2015) [-]
Nah. I moved to Mexico. It's like 9:30 down here. G'night tho.
User avatar #5684 - protomanrulezz (05/06/2015) [-]
Ayyy
User avatar #5685 to #5684 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
heyyyyy dad how are you
User avatar #5686 to #5685 - protomanrulezz (05/06/2015) [-]
Tired
really tired
but my semester ends Friday
User avatar #5687 to #5686 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
awesome
And then vacations?
User avatar #5688 to #5687 - protomanrulezz (05/06/2015) [-]
One
have yet to decide where though
Either Brazil or Japan
User avatar #5689 to #5688 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
If you go to Brazil and have money to waste take a detour around the south of Chile and we met.
User avatar #5690 to #5689 - protomanrulezz (05/06/2015) [-]
I am going to be in Belem
that's like 80 hours away for a drive
#5691 to #5690 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Well I guess I'll stay ronery.
User avatar #5692 to #5691 - protomanrulezz (05/06/2015) [-]
Sorry bro
Also going to japan gets me laid
User avatar #5693 to #5692 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Well idk, japan seems to have lots of blockhead people. Brazil is more up to the party.
But on the other side booty is important.
User avatar #5694 to #5693 - protomanrulezz (05/06/2015) [-]
Nah man
Not where I would be going in Japan
Also Brazil has tons of honeys looking for white dudes apparently
User avatar #5695 to #5694 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
You can get mugged bad in Brazil too
User avatar #5696 to #5695 - protomanrulezz (05/06/2015) [-]
and beheaded
But the place where I plan to go in Brazil has really low crime rates.
User avatar #5697 to #5696 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Typical tourists pherifery.
Well I gotta go to bed now cuz work tomorrow so gnite
User avatar #5698 to #5697 - protomanrulezz (05/06/2015) [-]
Okay goodnight
and when is your birthday? or are you still refusing to tell me
User avatar #5699 to #5698 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Was I refusing?
It was on March 29
User avatar #5660 - Sunset (05/06/2015) [-]
do you know anything about amplifiers?
User avatar #5661 to #5660 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
I read this one thing about amps once that Valvs > Transistors
Now I wish I knew what that means.
User avatar #5662 to #5661 - Sunset (05/06/2015) [-]
>buy Fender Mustang V2 amplifier
>can't even make it work

what the **** is this ****
User avatar #5663 to #5662 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Go to technical service?
User avatar #5664 to #5663 - Sunset (05/06/2015) [-]
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET THIS TO ******* WORK

I'M SO ******* MAD RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SHOVE MY FIST IN WHOEVER MADE THIS'S MOTHER'S ASSHOLE
#5665 to #5664 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Son, I am sorry.
User avatar #5667 to #5666 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Ask Walker, Walker usually knows studio ***** .
User avatar #5668 to #5667 - Sunset (05/06/2015) [-]
who's walker
User avatar #5669 to #5668 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
worstpie
User avatar #5671 to #5669 - Sunset (05/06/2015) [-]
who
User avatar #5672 to #5671 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
thebestpieever, sunset wants to ask you a question
#5673 to #5672 - thebestpieever (05/06/2015) [-]
Can I suck you off if I solve Sunset's doubts?
User avatar #5708 to #5673 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
more like laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
User avatar #5675 to #5673 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
No.
Now help the man with his amp problem.
#5678 to #5675 - thebestpieever (05/06/2015) [-]
Listen to me: I want you to read that header and never forget it, do you hear me? Never.
#5683 to #5678 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
Look, I'm gonna keep in mind that you just helped Tommyboy, and I might... pay you in something.
User avatar #5700 to #5683 - thebestpieever (05/06/2015) [-]
Do you have the comment number of your header?
User avatar #5702 to #5700 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
148528
User avatar #5703 to #5702 - thebestpieever (05/06/2015) [-]
Thanks. Though, I did find it on my own before.
#5706 to #5703 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
lol, scrub
User avatar #5707 to #5706 - thebestpieever (05/06/2015) [-]
Huh. Weird.
User avatar #5704 to #5703 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/06/2015) [-]
It's on the picture tho.
#5705 to #5704 - thebestpieever (05/06/2015) [-]
It's not though.
#5674 to #5673 - Sunset (05/06/2015) [-]
>buy Fender Mustang V2 amplifier a few hours ago
>plug it in
>turn it on
>'save' and 'exit' lights both flashing
>hit 'save' button
>the amplifier only works when i hold down the 'save' button
>literally nothing else works

i'm so mad over this and it's completely unwarranted that i should be this mad over this
User avatar #5676 to #5674 - thebestpieever (05/06/2015) [-]
TBH That doesn't sound like something I've dealt with. I don't repair 'em, I just use 'em. But it does sound like a common problem: the button might be stuck on a loop of starting a recording over and over or saving a recording over and over. You pressing it probably makes it so it register the long press as just one input rather than the continous ones it's getting. It's just a guess, but you probably only need to fix the button.
User avatar #5677 to #5676 - Sunset (05/06/2015) [-]
how do fix
User avatar #5679 to #5677 - thebestpieever (05/06/2015) [-]
Do you have any experience prying open electronics?
User avatar #5680 to #5679 - Sunset (05/06/2015) [-]
i'm not doing that, i just bought it and i can just turn it in and ask them to fix it for me
User avatar #5681 to #5680 - thebestpieever (05/06/2015) [-]
Ok. Then, do that.
User avatar #5682 to #5681 - Sunset (05/06/2015) [-]
thanks anyways
#5658 - thebestpieever (05/04/2015) [-]
Is this the same chick you post all the time?
User avatar #5659 to #5658 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
No and I never seen this before either.
#5638 - thebestpieever (04/29/2015) [-]
So... I wrote a song that I think is **** and it's nothing but power chords. Is it grunge?
User avatar #5640 to #5638 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
No link?
#5644 to #5640 - thebestpieever (04/30/2015) [-]
God. This is so **** . There's like ******* 10 seconds I like in this. soundcloud.com/a-walker-walker/it-stinks

Now I'm off to bed because I spent the entire morning doing this piece of crap and I work nights. God, I hate myself.
User avatar #5645 to #5644 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Y'know, it was going great until that abrupt jump on 1:05 with that punk base, that was really like wtf I was listening to this and now I'm listening to this why.
But it sounds kind of grungy on that first part I give you that. And I quietly enjoyed it.

And rest well. Don't hate yourself, that's my job.
User avatar #5646 to #5645 - thebestpieever (04/30/2015) [-]
Well, I ran into 2 problems: I only had those two riffs for that section and I also thought the other riffs sounded more Punk than Grunge so I made them the dominand section because as everyone knows: Punk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grunge.
What about the little noodly bit at 2:00?
Also, as you can tell by me being here I did not rest well. You love to hate me, don't you, naughty boy?
User avatar #5647 to #5646 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Yeah that at the 2 minutes is interesting, reminded me to Billy Talent or something similar.
Too bad for you that I will still love grunge and I'll still consider punk lame.
You are not trying well enough on rest then. Also that is already known, I also love to see you whine like a 13yo.
#5648 to #5647 - thebestpieever (05/01/2015) [-]
It's OK to disagree. It makes the bedroom more exciting. Speaking of making me whine.
User avatar #5649 to #5648 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Why are you not in your bed?
#5650 to #5649 - thebestpieever (05/01/2015) [-]
'Cause I'm up already. I'm a big boy now.
#5652 to #5651 - thebestpieever (05/01/2015) [-]
Why do her breasts look like their being compressed when she's just wearing a bikini?
User avatar #5653 to #5652 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Because fandom doesn't know **** about drawning.
#5654 to #5653 - thebestpieever (05/01/2015) [-]
Fandom is creepy to be drawing little girls in bikinis.
#5655 to #5654 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
The original artist is creepier then for drawn little girls in bikinis too.
#5656 to #5655 - thebestpieever (05/01/2015) [-]
And you're senor el creepo for looking at them.
And you're senor el creepo for looking at them.
#5657 to #5656 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
It's for the kawaii desu **** only. And the actual good story that the pleb show has.
User avatar #5641 to #5640 - thebestpieever (04/29/2015) [-]
Well. I just wrote it. I'll record it on tomorrow's recording test.
User avatar #5642 to #5641 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Good.
Also I took a look at your Soundcloud. None of it is my cup of tea but you play good.
User avatar #5643 to #5642 - thebestpieever (04/29/2015) [-]
None it is mine either. I mean, I like 'em, but that's not the kind of music I listen to the most or write the most. They're just little skeleton jams for the purposes of testing out recording tests. Not too reflective of what I actually write and they didn't get a full treatment. Maybe the Burn This Disco Out/Paranoid/Holy Wars/ rip off is more similar, but a tad funkier than usual.

Also thanks bby <3333333
User avatar #5639 to #5638 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Sounds like a possible grunge song.
User avatar #5620 - Pleinair ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
I need a "don't get hit song" or something that sparks that motivation.
User avatar #5623 to #5620 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Caterpillar March - KYUSS I'll give you the first that comes to my head quickly because I can get suddently called to work on something.
User avatar #5625 to #5623 - Pleinair ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Ty I'll listen to it later
User avatar #5626 to #5625 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Nine inch Nails Just Like you Imagined This is better.
User avatar #5627 to #5626 - Pleinair ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Ily
#5615 - invaderfromthesea (04/27/2015) [-]
You think appearing on /autism/ every other day, when I'm not there made me forget? No. I may forget once, but forgetting twice is much harder. I'm watching you.
#5616 to #5615 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Bae, I still have plenty love to give. No bully.
#5617 to #5616 - invaderfromthesea (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm just making sure you won't be able to yell at me for forgetting about you next time.
#5618 to #5617 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
All is good Claudia. Is just that the eruption of the Calbuco volcano got my head elsewhere.
#5619 to #5618 - invaderfromthesea (04/27/2015) [-]
Sounds serious.   
   
By the way, did you know I found out the meaning of my name? I knew it came from gens Claudia, but I didn't know why it was called like that. It most likely, however not all historians agree, comes from Latin claudus meaning lame. &quot;It suits me&quot; was my first thought.
Sounds serious.

By the way, did you know I found out the meaning of my name? I knew it came from gens Claudia, but I didn't know why it was called like that. It most likely, however not all historians agree, comes from Latin claudus meaning lame. "It suits me" was my first thought.
User avatar #5621 to #5619 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Well, Claudia sounds more like a sub form of Claus which sounds nordic or idk well idk anything about names.

But if you like how you wear it is cool then.
User avatar #5622 to #5621 - invaderfromthesea (04/27/2015) [-]
Claus comes from Claudius which comes from Latin claudus.
User avatar #5624 to #5622 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Didn't a Roman emperor had a name like that?
User avatar #5628 to #5624 - invaderfromthesea (04/27/2015) [-]
Yes, famous Divus Claudius, after death rised to rank of a god. Memeber of Julio-Claudian dynasty, which all members were part of gens Claudia. Famous for being as lame and crippled as his name suggests, however only physically. His mind was brilliant, however he was more interested in history than present or future.

Honestly speaking, gens Claudia is known for being ******* assholes, but assholes who did a lot of good things for Rome, such as creating Via Appia, called like that after the one who started it, Appius Claudius, or adding more letters to alphabet.

So in fact, yes, there was emperor Claudius. He did conquer Brittan, if I recall correctly.
User avatar #5630 to #5628 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
There youhave it, your future may not fall into a deep hole of irresponsable attitudes, but you can live to share a vast ammount of knowledge.
Become a teacher.
#5631 to #5630 - invaderfromthesea (04/27/2015) [-]
Yup, my knowledge is undeniably vast and undeniably useless. I'm a Virgo. Virgo is represented by The Hermit in Tarot deck. The Hermit symbolizes knowledge of all kinds, experience and stuff like that. When used for divination, The Hermit means you should either go into seclusion and deepen your knowledge or come back among people to share the knowledge you have.

The thing is, I'm a skeptic person and I suck at explaining things, I'm impatient and irresponsible. I hate people and children twice as much as adults. I'm not made to be teacher. My worthless knowledge is something I'll take with myself to grave and people will learn from better sources.
User avatar #5632 to #5631 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Well I am an Aries and it does fit quite well with myself.
Impulsive, loyal, arrogant, doesn hesitate when challenged, loves his freedom and independence, and also loves challenges... well that's the first that comes in my mind.
#5633 to #5632 - invaderfromthesea (04/27/2015) [-]
Aries is associated with The Emperor, quite suitable card for someone named Alexander. The Emperor suggest status quo, leadership, common sense, stability and power. What doesn't really fit this whole "protector of people" meaning it The Emperor's egocentrism.

You know, I might be skeptic and cynical, but I do love mysticism. I must get myself a Tarot deck. I'll tell you a silly story how Tarot deck kinda ****** its own user:

So there was a girl who was into this kind of stuff. She foretold herself that she'll be locked somewhere using Tarot deck. Due to how our language works, the first thing she thought about was that she'll end in prison, so she started acting like an angel with one little exception. She was after drug rehab and she was kinda getting back into drugs. So no, she didn't end in prison. But she had to go back to rehab shortly after that foretelling, where she was locked.
User avatar #5634 to #5633 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
God works in funny ironical ways. He punish, only that not with bat hits.
And if so you could try to read my fortune, even when I can see a cancer come at my 40s because of my marfan syndrome and family history.
#5635 to #5634 - invaderfromthesea (04/27/2015) [-]
I doubt I could sell properly things I don't really believe in. I'd also have problems with hesitating from telling people possible bad fortune. You never tell people the bad things. You know why?

Because that's how fortune telling works. You tell them something good will happen and if it won't happen, people will make it happen. The same thing can be said about bad things. If you, let's say, foretell that someone will be hit by a car, you don't tell them. You simply warn them to be careful on crossings or something like that. Tell them they'll be hit by a car and they won't manage to get back home.

I'm skeptic about magic beyond divination, but I have no doubts that it works.
#5636 to #5635 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
That's a smart ideology since people tend to hold up to the first thing they find strong enough out of instict, which is also one of thr basic pilars of the "sociable community", but the trick is I take my own placebos squidtits. I know the way the world works, I ain't close of being finish.

Also if that's the case why you want to get the skill of read fortune if yoi won't be honest withit? You'll break the rules of nature that say "share the learned"
#5637 to #5636 - invaderfromthesea (04/27/2015) [-]
There are three kinds of people:
Those who don't believe and don't seek to know the future.
Those who don't believe and do seek to know the future for fun. They may or may not become the third kind.

Those who do believe and seek to know the future, so they can live. If you manage to convince someone you're good at divination, they'll come back. They'll trust you their lives. It's something you want to achieve as a fortune teller. To gain control over people. To become their oracle. They're supposed to pay you for telling them how to live their life. And if you're good, you can achieve it.

That's why you don't tell bad fortunes. That's like trying to kill your clients who blindly believe that if you tell them they'll die today, they'll kill themselves. I'm exaggerating here, but for people who believe in this stuff and go to fortune teller they trust, his word means a lot.
User avatar #5614 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
amatia_F
aaaaaaa **** son
#5604 - darthsalias ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
mafens
#5609 to #5608 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Yes, bass. You know, the 4 strings guitar that makes "dummmmmmmmm" fish.
#5611 to #5610 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Now you answer.
#5613 to #5612 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
sounds like boring
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