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masterjogi

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/01/2010
Last Login:7/07/2015
Location:Germany
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#3895 - **masterjogi used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **masterjogi rolls 92** 59 minutes ago on Where will you be reborn... 0
#2959 - **masterjogi used "*roll picture*"** **masterjogi rolled image ** 07/06/2015 on Try out new ROLL BUTTON 0
#10 - Don't forget Yuri/Lesbian and Femdom 07/05/2015 on Stay Hungry +4
#41 - yes 07/04/2015 on GG Greece, GG +12
#128 - Isn't it lunatic in eu and insanity in US?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Naming swords in Skyrim 0
User avatar #142 - spookyghostparty (06/30/2015) [-]
My US version called it lunatic. Still haven't got past the 3rd mission without losing anyone... =(
#111 - Because they can't read Japanese?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Naming swords in Skyrim +4
#126 - inergio (06/30/2015) [-]
There will probably be fan english patch sooner than NoA butchered translate. Hell there are already many lines translated.
User avatar #140 - blokrokker (06/30/2015) [-]
We don't yet know how to patch 3DS games, nor is there a functional emulator out yet at all.
#141 - inergio (06/30/2015) [-]
We do know how to patch 3DS games and no one is talking about emulator.
#110 - Remember, there is also Insanity+, which you unlock after Insanity  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Naming swords in Skyrim +6
#127 - inergio (06/30/2015) [-]
Quite sure it was always called Lunatic.
User avatar #128 - masterjogi (06/30/2015) [-]
Isn't it lunatic in eu and insanity in US?
User avatar #142 - spookyghostparty (06/30/2015) [-]
My US version called it lunatic. Still haven't got past the 3rd mission without losing anyone... =(
#6 - I have a microscope, if he and I unite we would be unstoppable. 06/29/2015 on Stethoscope +4
#19 - That pic is from Witcher 1 not 3 my friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on Do you even lift? +5
User avatar #20 - brvtalguy (06/13/2015) [-]
No, it's from "Wothor III: Wort Hort".
#30 - How is it scary with children on the highway? That doesn't mak…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2015 on Two kinds of people +2
User avatar #34 - electronicbacon (06/13/2015) [-]
Where he lives, highways are packed, but they never come to a standstill.
A few years ago, he got into a pretty bad crash. Ever since then he uses his automatic when going somewhere with the family.
User avatar #42 - affix (06/13/2015) [-]
>>#34, >>#30,
How old was your uncle's car?
My 6 sd xmission is from 2011, i cant fuck it up even if i tried. It gets even easier on the highway.

But my mom said she learned manual on a monster of a bmw that tried to kill her.
User avatar #43 - electronicbacon (06/13/2015) [-]
I don't know exactly, but I know it was an old model VW Sharan.

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User avatar #48 - arenaferox (04/18/2015) [-]
How is it being a software developer?
Is it hard?
What is it that you actually do most of the time?
This is coming from an aspiring Computer Science major.
User avatar #49 to #48 - masterjogi ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Being a Software Developer is great as **** as long as you are independent or in a small company. Not that much Deadlines and the less people **** in your code the better.

Payment is great!

Most of the Time I'm googling how to solve the next Problem If not that I'm drawing Schemas, Lists, diagrams or similar requirements. And Lastly there is coding, a lot of it. The smarter you are the less you have to code. Everyone has his own parts he enjoys coding most, I prefer automation other prefer cryptho or webdesign or....

For me it seems really easy, but for most people I know it either seems impossible or Hard as **** . Thus payment is great.

Also, **** java and **** webdevelopers.

Lastly there is one really really really big disadvantage to coding. You start writing strange, Capitalising every None and stuff like that Also you will hate missing Autocompletion in every other aspect of your Life.
User avatar #50 to #49 - arenaferox (04/18/2015) [-]
Wow that's actually very encouraging.
Did you teach yourself or did you go to college for it?
coding seems kinda cool and the apparent good pay tops it off.
User avatar #51 to #50 - masterjogi ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Self teaching, then i started working 40hr/month for a small company during early highschool equivalent (I'm German) until around 1 years into university. Atm I am close to my Bachelors Degree in Informatics (Like, Math, but Hard) at (one of) the hardest University in Europe and coding and selling my own stuff on the side.
User avatar #52 to #51 - masterjogi ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
If you want to learn something Productive and Windows: learn C#. Productive and Linux: C++ (hard). Embedded Systems (Refrigerators and cars and trains and stuff): C. Websites: PHP, Javascript, C#. Easy as **** and useful everywhere until you want to be really productive: Java.
#18 - erotictentacle (06/16/2013) [-]
hooooo?
Ein Deutscher!
User avatar #17 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
Why are neko girls so funny?
#16 - tanabata ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
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Anything for you~

So I see you enjoyed Amagami SS?
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User avatar #12 - zameckis (09/14/2012) [-]
hello
#11 - thatnerdyguy (08/30/2012) [-]
Friended because of avatar <3
User avatar #10 - Rapunzel (05/08/2012) [-]
Thank you :D All the pictures I found were tiny and probably would not have turned out as well
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User avatar #1 - stargazerone (12/13/2010) [-]
Just to let you know, the signature you're putting at the bottom of your posts is **** , it shows nip.
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