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#799 - **masterjogi used "*roll picture*"** **masterjogi rolled image ** 05/28/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
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#206 - masterjogi (03/28/2016) [-]
awww jiss, fucking Master Chief
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#32 - anon (02/28/2016) [-]
that's true, but feminists don't campaign for change in the middle east. they fight for more advantages in the west. It's utter crap that's doing nothing to actually fix anything.
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#97 - alimais (01/05/2016) [-]
What is exaggerated ?
#92 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
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THIS, the Cologne police has already states that it was a very calm night. Nothing happened
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#94 - alimais (01/05/2016) [-]
I read that too before it blew all over the media
#148 - angelusprimus (01/05/2016) [-]
Just because it blew all over the media doesn't mean its true.
Things happened, that much is for true, but numbers are almost certainly false.
Just for example, this is a picture of 1000 people. If more than a 1000 people brawled and assaulted people that would have
a: been complete breakdown of law and order, and by german law special forces would be called (anytime more than 100 people riot its done)
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b: anyone from the town could walk down that area and take pictures of devastation because trust me even if they are not trying to break things 1000 people brawling creates a fucking mess like you can't believe.

What is more likely that happened is that few hundred people were there, and out of them few dozen to a hundred commited brawling and crimes.
They should all be arrested and deported sure as fuck, but exaggerating it and blowing it way out of proportion just feeds the bleeding heart liberals how "right wingers lie".
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#151 - alimais (01/05/2016) [-]
Have you seen the videos of that place ? That's why people are so angry because nothing of what you said happend also they were gather all around the main station and through out the city in small groups

Silvester 2016 am Kölner Dom Part 2
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#152 - angelusprimus (01/05/2016) [-]
Again, why the fuck is there no damages if 1000+ were brawling.
That's fucking impossible. The numbers are a fucking lie. I've seen brawls with less than 50 people completely crush an entire square, and here 20 times that many didn't break a single window.
Bullshit.
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#171 - alimais (01/05/2016) [-]
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#157 - alimais (01/05/2016) [-]
Because those were no MASS brawls, there were no 50 or 1000 people at once brawling at the main station

Those were crimes throughout the whole city/place done mostly in groups of 3-10 people who happend to be looking like Arabs/North Africans like all the news articles say.

Also shit ton of Arab gangs were involved

www.express.de/koeln/sexuelle-uebergriffe-polizist--so-brutal-war-das-chaos-am-koelner-hbf-an-silvester-23252866

www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/koeln-60-frauen-erstatten-anzeige-nach-sexuellen-uebergriffen-an-silvester-a-1070418.html

www.stern.de/panorama/stern-crime/silvesternacht-in-koeln-am-bahnhof--maenner-umzingeln-frauen-6631416.html
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#48 - arenaferox (04/18/2015) [-]
How is it being a software developer?
Is it hard?
What is it that you actually do most of the time?
This is coming from an aspiring Computer Science major.
#49 to #48 - masterjogi (04/18/2015) [-]
Being a Software Developer is great as **** as long as you are independent or in a small company. Not that much Deadlines and the less people **** in your code the better.

Payment is great!

Most of the Time I'm googling how to solve the next Problem If not that I'm drawing Schemas, Lists, diagrams or similar requirements. And Lastly there is coding, a lot of it. The smarter you are the less you have to code. Everyone has his own parts he enjoys coding most, I prefer automation other prefer cryptho or webdesign or....

For me it seems really easy, but for most people I know it either seems impossible or Hard as ****. Thus payment is great.

Also, **** java and **** webdevelopers.

Lastly there is one really really really big disadvantage to coding. You start writing strange, Capitalising every None and stuff like that Also you will hate missing Autocompletion in every other aspect of your Life.
#50 to #49 - arenaferox (04/18/2015) [-]
Wow that's actually very encouraging.
Did you teach yourself or did you go to college for it?
coding seems kinda cool and the apparent good pay tops it off.
#51 to #50 - masterjogi (04/18/2015) [-]
Self teaching, then i started working 40hr/month for a small company during early highschool equivalent (I'm German) until around 1 years into university. Atm I am close to my Bachelors Degree in Informatics (Like, Math, but Hard) at (one of) the hardest University in Europe and coding and selling my own stuff on the side.
#52 to #51 - masterjogi (04/18/2015) [-]
If you want to learn something Productive and Windows: learn C#. Productive and Linux: C++ (hard). Embedded Systems (Refrigerators and cars and trains and stuff): C. Websites: PHP, Javascript, C#. Easy as **** and useful everywhere until you want to be really productive: Java.
#18 - erotictentacle (06/16/2013) [-]
hooooo?
Ein Deutscher!
#17 - mayormilkman (06/08/2013) [-]
Why are neko girls so funny?
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Anything for you~

So I see you enjoyed Amagami SS?
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Thank you :D All the pictures I found were tiny and probably would not have turned out as well
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