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masterchiefawesome

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
Last Login:9/24/2016
Location:Hurdling through the air
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An awesome guy that does awesome things with awesome people. A brony, A space marine, And a spartan.

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#7 - > try to move the focus away from high-powered weapon &…  [+] (3 replies) 02/23/2013 on Spiked +18
#22 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
I am a Mormon and I can confirm this, because every member owns 50 guns.
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#29 - iamthou (02/24/2013) [-]
cause last time we went unarmed we were chased out of the east coast
#8 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
This was the mace canister, minus the wording on the grip
#6 - Story time! > Had mormon neighbor bout 4 years ago …  [+] (6 replies) 02/23/2013 on Spiked +13
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#32 - exarzero (03/04/2013) [-]
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#33 - exarzero (03/04/2013) [-]
Don't click the link I was being a dick.
#7 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
> try to move the focus away from high-powered weapon
> see cool looking blue thing on the dresser
> looks like a pistol, but with a super thick barrel and no hammer
> Think it's a nerf gun or some shit because i was 12
> "hey Noah, check it out..."
> Noah doesn't know what it is
> we decide to test it, can't see any rounds so we assume it's not dangerous
> Noah puts a heavy jacket on and says to shoot him in the back
> 12 year old me doesn't see anything wrong with this scenario
> point at his back, pull trigger
> stream of brown liquid shoots out of barrel and hits him in the back
> he cries out in pain
> lolwut
> everything smells like garlic and pepper
> lolwut
> turns out it was military-issue mace spray
> why the dad had mace in a flamboyantly coloured canister with no safety just hangin out, unsupervised with his high-powered shotgun escapes me
> put mace canister back where i found it
> thankfully i was a quick-thinking 12 year old
> we throw the maced coat and shirt in the wash and try to sooth the rash on Noah's back with dish soap in a wet paper towel
> we all swear not to talk about it
>MFW i didn't get in trouble and kept going over to his house to play nazi zombies and eat shitty snacks
> TL:DR i maced my mormon neighbor for showing me a shotgun
#22 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
I am a Mormon and I can confirm this, because every member owns 50 guns.
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#29 - iamthou (02/24/2013) [-]
cause last time we went unarmed we were chased out of the east coast
#8 - masterchiefawesome (02/23/2013) [-]
This was the mace canister, minus the wording on the grip