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masterchiefawesome

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Video Games Played: Halo, CoD, TF2, left for dead, Saints Row: The Third, Portal, Portal 2, Halo Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST, Halo wars, Halo: Reach, Halo Combat Evolved: Anniversary
X-box Gamertag: nibs 210
Interests: paintball, Halo, other video games
Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Hurdling through the air
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#20637
Highest Content Rank:#401
Highest Comment Rank:#858
Content Thumbs: 18248 total,  20355 ,  2107
Comment Thumbs: 10357 total,  11521 ,  1164
Content Level Progress: 24.1% (241/1000)
Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 298 Comments: Post Master → Level 299 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:22
Content Views:293654
Times Content Favorited:1400 times
Total Comments Made:1880
FJ Points:4983
Favorite Tags: Awesome (3) | and (2) | are (2) | Boobs (2) | fuck (2) | ponies (2) | the (2) | You (2)
An awesome guy that does awesome things with awesome people. A brony, A space marine, And a spartan.

latest user's comments

#196 - YFW OCD tries to come back... 05/16/2013 on McDisasters 22: Jesse, We... +3
#195 - not to take away from your point, but do you have sauce on tha… 05/16/2013 on McDisasters 22: Jesse, We... 0
#72 - Dude. Is there anything that DIDN'T ******* happen to y…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2013 on McDisasters 21: The Plot... +68
User avatar #194 - rockamekishiko (05/14/2013) [-]
implying they are real stories
User avatar #127 - AngryRedMidget (05/14/2013) [-]
If you stay in a spot that serves every branch of society, you'll see everything, and more.
User avatar #123 - daentraya (05/14/2013) [-]
Someone should make the mcdonalds soap opera tale real..
#20 - Ew... what's reddit's dumpster doing here?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on My dog won't let anything... +28
#37 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
God dammit Regular Show is so bad
#14 - whoops, looks like i accidentally stumbled onto yesterday's reddit...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on description +16
User avatar #17 - RoyalNightmare (05/12/2013) [-]
I was honestly shocked that OP used the title of the reddit post as the description. The balls on that guy.
#28 - Picture 05/11/2013 on Please God No! 0
#150 - i think i'm getting PTSD from your stories. I was totally prep… 05/11/2013 on McDisasters 20: Got Lucky +25
#8 - For those of you wondering, it was a U.S. Quater's size of the… 05/11/2013 on La Finale +2
#145 - BARACK MAMA -JAMES MADISON AMERICAN ]' Jhi' ] fati, 05/10/2013 on So I am a faggot 0
#25 - Where will you be when Hemorrhoids strike? 05/09/2013 on The bees! +1
#36 - Oh man. No periods... no **** ... just pure. SFW goodnes… 05/08/2013 on McDisasters 17: Stoner Dreds +3
#141 - Seeing a lot of anime show links... Anyone just have the link …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/08/2013 on This won't end well +1
User avatar #186 - robotekk (05/08/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
The gif is 2 different scenes: first part is at 1:37, and the demon part is at 5:45
User avatar #203 - joshofsouls (05/08/2013) [-]
Nice try asshole, I have that link memorized.
#204 - robotekk (05/08/2013) [-]
#206 - joshofsouls (05/08/2013) [-]



I've been around the block a few times, sonny.
#209 - robotekk (05/08/2013) [-]
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#217 - robotekk (05/08/2013) [-]
#102 - Learn yourself before you burn yourself ***** 05/07/2013 on Zombie riot . +2
#37 - Picture 05/07/2013 on Art? Math! +1
#143 - I don't think he's hashed it out with bieber directly, he just… 05/07/2013 on a good alternative +7
#96 - one of those ********** comics made by that one guy. th… 05/05/2013 on McDisasters 15: Drivethru,... +1
#90 - YFW McAsswipe  [+] (8 new replies) 05/05/2013 on McDisasters 15: Drivethru,... +74
User avatar #99 - venompwns (05/05/2013) [-]
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Oglaf
User avatar #164 - mlpokeyuan (05/05/2013) [-]
Can i have the source? I couldn't resist.
User avatar #198 - venompwns (05/06/2013) [-]
I've had this for almost a year, never found the sauce though.
User avatar #109 - screwyouman (05/05/2013) [-]
YES, THERE YOU GO...

Boobs...
User avatar #95 - screwyouman (05/05/2013) [-]
I forgot where this is from....
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User avatar #98 - robbiemcbiscuit (05/05/2013) [-]
ofglaf? its a webcomic.
User avatar #96 - masterchiefawesome (05/05/2013) [-]
one of those funny-nsfw comics made by that one guy. that's about as much as i know...
#101 - Picture 05/05/2013 on Oh the FEELS 0
#115 - 3spooky5me 05/05/2013 on Creepy Kidz +1
#145 - Picture 05/04/2013 on hot tub +1
#132 - MFW vomit corner! 05/04/2013 on McDisasters 14: Bus month +9
#136 - Is that a threat or a challenge? 05/03/2013 on Naruto 0
#8 - **** THAT DUDE! WHISPER PARSELTONGUE INTO THAT …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Nobody must know about this +207
#25 - rihardololz (05/03/2013) [-]
#20 - anon (05/03/2013) [-]
Then rape Ginny.
#38 - > breasts > too big  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Naruto +30
#123 - drulludanni (05/03/2013) [-]
#136 - masterchiefawesome (05/03/2013) [-]
Is that a threat or a challenge?
User avatar #65 - sketchE (05/03/2013) [-]
yes because at a certain point big breasts = fat as hell
personal opinion big tits are fun to look at small ones are better for sex
#100 - tomthehippie (05/03/2013) [-]
I have a feeling someone's had sex with a chick with tits that were too big...

I feel you man...

Plus, for the woman's side, big tits mean they normally have really bad backs. Smaller tits don't do that to a woman.
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User avatar #48 - snakefire (05/03/2013) [-]
You sir, might enjoy googling september carrino
User avatar #41 - badboycoen (05/03/2013) [-]
I've seen too big... I am not willing to get a picture...they're way too ugly.
#7 - god damn... this is so ******* old and stupid... 05/03/2013 on after a good night 0

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User avatar #64 - AreyouSerious (02/05/2015) [-]
want to join the Funny Junk Wrestling Federation?
User avatar #66 to #65 - AreyouSerious (02/05/2015) [-]
Alrighty the rules are simple.

Go on sports board
see who's rolling for title belts
and roll, if you win, you're the champ
User avatar #67 to #66 - masterchiefawesome (02/05/2015) [-]
Is the number on rule of Funnyjunk Wrestling Federation to not talk about the Funnyjunk Wrestling Federation?
User avatar #68 to #67 - AreyouSerious (02/05/2015) [-]
No actually, we need more people so that's why I'm asking people to join. It's fun but it'll be more fun with more competition
User avatar #62 to #61 - masterchiefawesome (06/21/2014) [-]
son of a bitch, you actually did it!
User avatar #43 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you! what do you want for 5 fiends?
User avatar #44 to #43 - masterchiefawesome (11/04/2012) [-]
Sorry, fiends are the only thing i'm not selling. Working my way towards an abomination or two.
User avatar #45 to #44 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
OKay :)

How about tokens? And demonic ore?
User avatar #46 to #45 - masterchiefawesome (11/04/2012) [-]
Yeah sure. I'm not using 'em
User avatar #47 to #46 - metired (11/04/2012) [-]
Thank you, again! :)
User avatar #38 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
thanks man :)
#40 to #39 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
i dunno, you were pretty generous with those points
User avatar #41 to #40 - masterchiefawesome (11/04/2012) [-]
OOH! What do you want for those 3 fiend heads?
User avatar #42 to #41 - acanadianmoose (11/04/2012) [-]
um, i dunno, bloodstone gamblers?
User avatar #35 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
haha mybad
User avatar #36 to #35 - masterchiefawesome (08/31/2012) [-]
np bro, just hope you don't get the banhammer shoved up your ass
User avatar #37 to #36 - tomoya (08/31/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #34 - masterchiefawesome (05/21/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 21**
User avatar #33 - masterchiefawesome (04/25/2012) [-]
**masterchiefawesome rolls 36**
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User avatar #32 to #32 - masterchiefawesome (02/03/2012) [-]
yeah, just had one of those days. i'm fine now. thanks
User avatar #18 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
May I ask why you friend requested me?
User avatar #19 to #18 - masterchiefawesome (01/20/2012) [-]
you just seemed like a cool guy...
User avatar #20 to #19 - Seikyuu (01/20/2012) [-]
Sorry, but I don't accept requests without good enough reason. And I don't know anything about you sooooo.... yeeeeeeah... sorry buddy.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - masterchiefawesome (12/16/2011) [-]
Why is this making me laugh so ******* hard?!?
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User avatar #13 to #7 - masterchiefawesome (12/16/2011) [-]
FOR ****** SAKE! I CAN"T BREATHE!!
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