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#9 - Picture  [+] (6 replies) 11/20/2016 on Parenting: Coraline style. +26
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#13 - vampired (11/20/2016) [-]
pffftt hahahhaahahah
#10 - hiddenleaf (11/20/2016) [-]
That's my only casting complaint. That dude looks like he's in his 30's and dyed his hair. Batou is I dunno.. more 40's-50's-ish looking you know?
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#12 - renacava (11/20/2016) [-]
i agree, he just looks.... stupid, really.
batou has grayed hair, not bleached white hair, and his eye devices definitely arent fuggin squint.
those eyes dont fit his face, the proportions just look stupid, but with Batou in the animations, it fits his face really well.
#18 - swagbot (11/20/2016) [-]
Yup yup yup.

I always got the feeling that Batou was a French expat or something - a classical platinum-blonde weightlifter-turned ranger badass, whose manliness does not fit in the Modern Age.

What I got from the Live Action GITS so far is this:

> Batou's supposed to have a big, gruff voice, weathered by an unsuitingly-violent life and lots of rough spec-ops combat. The LA Batou's voice sounds like an idealistic, soft-spoken 20-year-old naive young man.

> LA Batou is too small - Batou's bulk is an integral part of his character: he has too much manly chutzpah, and he has to scale it back in order to fit in the modern world & work with the Major.... a central part of his personal storyline which the Live Animated is going to miss entirely.

> Beard does not compensate for these other points. Animated Batou doesn't need a beard to be manly.

> As you said... this guy looks like he has a cheesy Jersey Shore bleach job. Batou's not a fashionista - he wears his hair in a goddam pony-tail for most of the series.

> Eyes don't fit - the Animated GITS animators did a good job making the Sleepless Eyes 'fit' into Batou's eye sockets... They animate the face and emotions so well that you actually forget Batou doesn't have regular eyes! On the other hand, you can tell the LA GITS's Batou is just a Live-Action dude with his eyes closed the whole time. Also.... Sleepless Eyes don't have irises.... makes them look silly.

I'm expecting the movie to have...
1. About five or six noteworthy visual moments.
2. Two-to-three semi-decent-interesting moments of storyline development.
3. Like two or three well-acted moments.
4. A lackluster OST, which will probably rip a few songs off wholesale, and fail at making any original music.

And the rest of it will probably be complete shit.
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#15 - qnamanmanga (11/20/2016) [-]
Well, he doesn't look so cool. Like real proethestic.
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#11 - masterchiefawesome (11/20/2016) [-]
i dunno man, i like him. looks fuckin cool and grizzled. then again i don't know the first thing about the anime, so what the fuck do i know?
#196 - new season of The walking dead. Negan is the big baddy bad guy…  [+] (3 replies) 11/17/2016 on Weight loss Wednesday +1
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#200 - tbagbandit (11/18/2016) [-]
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#149 - Holy **** is that the actor that plays negan? IS THE …  [+] (5 replies) 11/17/2016 on Weight loss Wednesday +1
#195 - anon (11/17/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Yea, its him. I've never seen that though. What is it?
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#196 - masterchiefawesome (11/17/2016) [-]
new season of The walking dead. Negan is the big baddy bad guy. he's a funny fucker too. still totally psycho
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#2 - what  [+] (1 reply) 11/15/2016 on Zootopia +3
#15 - anon (11/15/2016) [-]
Disney Infinity.

#22 - Who said it was just for the ladies?  [+] (1 reply) 09/16/2016 on Shaaa +72
#23 - OldSnake (09/16/2016) [-]
True dat, yo.