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#11 - **** . not even twenty tylenol pm's will kill you  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on Always Helpful +1
#16 - anonasdaasdasd (05/30/2015) [-]
Not sure what the lethal dose is, but it will kill your liver for sure
#7 - IS THAT A ******* TRIKE?!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2015 on He was warned +1
#8 - iflirtwithanyone (05/30/2015) [-]
Technically yes, but not a traditional. It's a Can-Am Spyder.

can-am.brp.com/spyder/
#17 - Rascal (05/30/2015) [-]
i hte the spiders
they look stupid imo and honestly with the two wheels in front, how is that not just a atv with a slender back end?
#85 - This was so much better than I thought it would be. Much … 05/27/2015 on Conversation 0
#45 - Can a legitimate deadpool fanboy please fill me into his back …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Conversation 0
#60 - cptamericanpsycho (05/27/2015) [-]
Get out of my McFarlane Toys Collection, Bat-Fan!
#53 - bobbysnobby (05/27/2015) [-]
Back story isnt that important.

Deadpool is a character who knows he is in comics, he is insane to people in the comics because he seems soo detached but he is the most sane as he knows what they really are, characters. In Deadpool kills the marvel universe he starts killing off marvel super heros because to him they are basically slaves to comic writers and he thinks the only way to free them is to kill them. When he is killing Logan he comments how logans super power isnt super healing, its popularity he is so powerful because he is popular.

The arch of how deadpool came to be of little consequence to how he is written he is less shaped by his backstory than say batman. The main component to deadpool is that he is a character, a comic character who is aware that he is a comic character and the best stories written using him really break apart the forth wall not just to talk directly to the reader but the stories are about the consequences of being comic characters.

If your interested in that comic arch then i recommend www.youtube.com/watch?v=oywLx8AJ29c
#48 - thechosentroll (05/27/2015) [-]
Honestly, it's kind of a jumbled mess but they've retconned a bit of it to clear it up. Basically, ever since he was a little canadian kid, he's been a bit weird and slightly violent. Grew up in a shit, broken home, so he only got worse with age. Eventually he got tired of it and went to join the military, where he ended up becoming an exceptional soldier. During the Vietnam war he got himself captured in order to rescue a friend. He endured weeks of constant torture, which slowly eroded his mind even further, until he eventually snapped, bit his own thumbs off in order to get out of the restraints and went on to kill a bunch of people and rescue his buddy. Along the way he found the mask he started wearing and used it as sort of a way to channel his inner psychopath. Basically, when he puts it on he goes "I'm not Wade Wilson, I'm Deadpool" and doesn't feel bad killing everyone around him. Anyway, he escaped, rescued the guy, they went back to the US and Wade was debriefed. They concluded that he's absolutely out of his goddamn mind and extremely dangerous, but that's exactly what they needed at the time, so they made him a special agent. Stuff happens, he eventually gets cancer and they decide they don't want to lose their best agent, so they ship him off to Canada, where Weapon X (the guys who made Wolverine) tried to do the same to Wade. They managed to give him a regenerative factor that makes Wolverines' seem like a band-aid, wiped his memory and used him to do their bidding, including making him kill his own parents just to see if he could do it. He did. HOWEVER, they didn't manage to cure his cancer. The cancer constantly ate away at his body, creating horrible full-body wounds, which the healing factor kept healing, creating a perpetual cycle that left him covered in constant, shifting wounds, so he's in excruciating pain 24/7. Also, all the chemicals they used to wipe his mind worsened his already horrible mental condition and he started hearing voices in his head. Eventually, he became too physically and mentally unstable, so they considered him a liability and tossed him out the garbage shoot and into the Weapon X corpse pile. Naked, alone, in pain, deranged and unsure who the fuck he is, Deadpool crawled out of the corpse pile and into the harsh canadian wilderness, until he found some civilization and the rest is history.

I know it's kind of convoluted, but every single person associated with Weapon X has one hell of a backlog.
User avatar #85 - mastadong (05/27/2015) [-]
This was so much better than I thought it would be.
Much appreciated.
User avatar #68 - assrocket (05/27/2015) [-]
I've never read any comics before but suddenly I want to read something Deadpool-related. Where's the best place to start?
User avatar #70 - thechosentroll (05/27/2015) [-]
Recommend reading Deadpool v4, since it's the newest version of him.
User avatar #71 - assrocket (05/27/2015) [-]
You're a good man. Thanks. Gonna go read that right now.
User avatar #69 - thechosentroll (05/27/2015) [-]
#21 - What annoys me is how much land is being taken up by living people 05/27/2015 on Karl Pilkington 0
#255 - I added you strictly for your logic. Bravo sir. 05/27/2015 on Thought I would share this. 0
#14 - Did Dr Genki exist before Saints Row? 05/22/2015 on kek 0
#64 - mein got! 05/21/2015 on Do you even Lift? 2 0
#63 - thanks for that, I just lost 6 minutes of my life bu… 05/21/2015 on Do you even Lift? 2 +4
#141 - i'm disturbed at how many thumbs are on this.. 05/21/2015 on It's a little horrifying +2
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