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#256 - You and I both know that the majority of the things they said …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... 0
User avatar #258 - metalcoldreaper (10/30/2014) [-]
There were 2-3 that i'd call Harassment. The two guys who followed her, and the "Good morning, mami" maybe.

But saying "Good morning" "How are you" "I just found a thousand dollars" Isn't really harassment. If i seen someone walking by me (And i was in a rather good mood.) and they seemed upset, i'd try and cheer them up. Nodding to them as i walk by or saying g'day and i'm sure i'd have a positive effect on their day.

The woman is wearing a bra which i am surprised fits her, She's wearing tight clothing (So she's trying to get the attention for just this video) And not to mention she isn't very cute, Have you seen the close ups? She's rather man-ish.

Not even going to mention the whole "One hour" aspect of the video seems to be bullshit judging by her pace and the fucking position of the sun.
#252 - Yeah some of these people are dicks, a good amount of the comm… 10/30/2014 on Rude woman with scowl walks... +2
#165 - >2014 >People still think they're forced to wear hij…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Amusing News +2
User avatar #168 - ljxjlos (10/30/2014) [-]
I wish that was true. Even here in Germany, some muslim families force their children to wear them, under the threat and use of violence.

The girl I´m seeing is part syrian, part german and part polish, lived in Syria as a kid, tho - even though it sometimes is and definitely is supposed to be a cultural thing, she told me stories that she was called a whore and worse on the streets (by complete strangers, too)for wearing normal childrens clothing that she brought from Germany. And that was when she was a child of 5,6 years. They call a fucking child a whore for not dressing like they´re kings of men that have fallen under the influence of the Dark Lord Sauron, man. That´s fucked.

More intelligent and cultured families see it as a thing of culture and believe, but there are a shitload of dumb motherfuckers who don´t get it and use force to enforce this shit.

Not to mention other stuff that goes down in muslim countries. Stonings for love-letters, etc, etc....
User avatar #229 - fukkendragonite (19 hours ago) [-]
>Kings of men that have fallen under the influence of the dark lord Sauron

They look more like they have a token they were bidden to show thee.
#12 - That's brilliant. I forgot that you can take perks from any sp…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Flashbangs in Payday 0
User avatar #13 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Naw, it's the explosives guy. Googled it and it's the Technician skill tree; but yeah if you have those two perks when you go down you can cover your 'revivor'
#10 - True. It helps to have the perk that allows you to keep a main…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Flashbangs in Payday 0
User avatar #11 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, it's a handy perk even if you're not an enforcer, get that and the tactician? Can't remember the name. perk that allows you to ADS while down and you're solid.
User avatar #12 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
That's brilliant. I forgot that you can take perks from any specialization. I think you're talking about the Mastermind?
User avatar #13 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Naw, it's the explosives guy. Googled it and it's the Technician skill tree; but yeah if you have those two perks when you go down you can cover your 'revivor'
#8 - Hm.. that's an interesting situation. I'd suggest have your th…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Flashbangs in Payday 0
User avatar #9 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
I mean if he can still shoot, then get him to cover your rescue attempt, but if he can't you just gotta wait for a break in the SWAT and cross your fingers.
User avatar #10 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
True. It helps to have the perk that allows you to keep a main weapon while you're downed but I know only Enforcers get that so it's not exactly a good strategy to rely on
User avatar #11 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, it's a handy perk even if you're not an enforcer, get that and the tactician? Can't remember the name. perk that allows you to ADS while down and you're solid.
User avatar #12 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
That's brilliant. I forgot that you can take perks from any specialization. I think you're talking about the Mastermind?
User avatar #13 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Naw, it's the explosives guy. Googled it and it's the Technician skill tree; but yeah if you have those two perks when you go down you can cover your 'revivor'
#6 - That is why you should be in cover to begin with.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Flashbangs in Payday +1
User avatar #7 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
But if my friend is downed I have to leave my cover to go help him up, then I get flashbanged and it's run backwards reload and good luck time.
User avatar #8 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
Hm.. that's an interesting situation. I'd suggest have your third squad member give you cover fire while you revive the man down but I know that it's not always an option to have three people. Maybe use the downed friend for cover?
User avatar #9 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
I mean if he can still shoot, then get him to cover your rescue attempt, but if he can't you just gotta wait for a break in the SWAT and cross your fingers.
User avatar #10 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
True. It helps to have the perk that allows you to keep a main weapon while you're downed but I know only Enforcers get that so it's not exactly a good strategy to rely on
User avatar #11 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, it's a handy perk even if you're not an enforcer, get that and the tactician? Can't remember the name. perk that allows you to ADS while down and you're solid.
User avatar #12 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
That's brilliant. I forgot that you can take perks from any specialization. I think you're talking about the Mastermind?
User avatar #13 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Naw, it's the explosives guy. Googled it and it's the Technician skill tree; but yeah if you have those two perks when you go down you can cover your 'revivor'
#4 - One of the most important rules of combat, always know where y…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Flashbangs in Payday 0
User avatar #5 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Still kinda difficult to know where it is when you can't see it.
User avatar #6 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
That is why you should be in cover to begin with.
User avatar #7 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
But if my friend is downed I have to leave my cover to go help him up, then I get flashbanged and it's run backwards reload and good luck time.
User avatar #8 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
Hm.. that's an interesting situation. I'd suggest have your third squad member give you cover fire while you revive the man down but I know that it's not always an option to have three people. Maybe use the downed friend for cover?
User avatar #9 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
I mean if he can still shoot, then get him to cover your rescue attempt, but if he can't you just gotta wait for a break in the SWAT and cross your fingers.
User avatar #10 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
True. It helps to have the perk that allows you to keep a main weapon while you're downed but I know only Enforcers get that so it's not exactly a good strategy to rely on
User avatar #11 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, it's a handy perk even if you're not an enforcer, get that and the tactician? Can't remember the name. perk that allows you to ADS while down and you're solid.
User avatar #12 - masdercheef (10/29/2014) [-]
That's brilliant. I forgot that you can take perks from any specialization. I think you're talking about the Mastermind?
User avatar #13 - heartbleed (10/29/2014) [-]
Naw, it's the explosives guy. Googled it and it's the Technician skill tree; but yeah if you have those two perks when you go down you can cover your 'revivor'
#47 - It started because of something related to slavery, sure. … 10/29/2014 on Knew it 0
#55 - Ohh, okay, that actually seems like a pretty standard procedur…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on The 10 Commandments of RPGs +2
#56 - vivibm (10/28/2014) [-]
exactly

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User avatar #3 - ashadowguy (10/24/2014) [-]
your picture is wrong
User avatar #4 to #3 - masdercheef (10/24/2014) [-]
Eh?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ashadowguy (10/25/2014) [-]
odst helmet
User avatar #6 to #5 - masdercheef (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah... I named the account after my gamertag, and the picture is just because I ******* love ODST. I'm not one of those people who roleplays somebody in the comments. I've had this account for a whole lot longer than people have been doing that.
#2 - alucord (07/10/2013) [-]
yes, flutter shy does have the potential for a very disturbing character.

You always have to watch the quiet ones
#1 - darkmshadow ONLINE (04/07/2012) [-]
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