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martycamp

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:Scotland
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Content Ranking:#4780
Comment Ranking:#5233
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Highest Comment Rank:#171
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Content Views:174023
Times Content Favorited:112 times
Total Comments Made:2527
FJ Points:20949
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

latest user's comments

#16 - The Netherlands and Belgium are both in the Schengen Zone, whi… 01/22/2015 on WTF comp +14
#125 - Yeah, no, I'd take it as a personal favour if gore wasn't post… 01/22/2015 on posting freedom on FJ 0
#100 - The UK doesn't even have any large predators in the wild  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on A Thought Experiment/Global... 0
#106 - cherubium (01/21/2015) [-]
Want to import some wolverines from northern europe? you still won't have any large predators but these nasty fuckers will bring down reindeers
#188 - Rascal (02/24/2015) [-]
those nasty *** are so loveable, I'd let them eat all the reindeers. I'd even let it gnaw on my leg a little, just because they are so adorable.
#240 - Sorry, yeah it's a half supper for £3. But it's Mario's Plaic…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Deep Fried Foods 0
User avatar #241 - jellyfishsteph (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm sure I've passed that on the bus a few times. I live in Clydebank. Just over the city boundary to the west.
#237 - My flat is just around the corner from a chippy where you can …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Deep Fried Foods 0
User avatar #238 - jellyfishsteph (01/21/2015) [-]
Where are you?

My local's usual price is £3.45 for a half pizza supper.
User avatar #240 - martycamp (01/21/2015) [-]
Sorry, yeah it's a half supper for £3. But it's Mario's Plaice on Byres road in Glasgow
User avatar #241 - jellyfishsteph (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm sure I've passed that on the bus a few times. I live in Clydebank. Just over the city boundary to the west.
#235 - Here in Scotland, we're the masters of deep frying stuff. This…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Deep Fried Foods +2
User avatar #273 - THaTnOObgUY (01/21/2015) [-]
that pizza crunch doesnt look very crunchy
User avatar #236 - jellyfishsteph (01/21/2015) [-]
Pizza crunch is my absolute weakness when it comes to junk food!
User avatar #237 - martycamp (01/21/2015) [-]
My flat is just around the corner from a chippy where you can get a pizza supper for £3 at lunch time. Always so tempted
User avatar #238 - jellyfishsteph (01/21/2015) [-]
Where are you?

My local's usual price is £3.45 for a half pizza supper.
User avatar #240 - martycamp (01/21/2015) [-]
Sorry, yeah it's a half supper for £3. But it's Mario's Plaice on Byres road in Glasgow
User avatar #241 - jellyfishsteph (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm sure I've passed that on the bus a few times. I live in Clydebank. Just over the city boundary to the west.
#25 - My mistake. That serves me right for not checking my source fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Every sperm is sacred, 0
User avatar #26 - muffindemon (01/21/2015) [-]
it's ok
#13 - YFW 01/20/2015 on I know where this is going. +93
#11 - You ****** up. It's, "If they were anymore inbred,… 01/20/2015 on Every sperm is sacred, -1
#10 - This picture is real. The family he's from is so inbred, they …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Every sperm is sacred, -17
User avatar #22 - mranldestroyer (01/20/2015) [-]
#12 - Rascal (01/20/2015) [-]
Didn't he turn blue from drinking so much stuff with some sort of liquid iron stuff inside of it?
#13 - muffindemon (01/20/2015) [-]
He took mercurial silver, which was once believed to be a cure-all. 0/10 marty try harder
User avatar #25 - martycamp (01/21/2015) [-]
My mistake. That serves me right for not checking my source from google images. But I definitely got told about an inbred family that turned blue in secondary school biology.
User avatar #26 - muffindemon (01/21/2015) [-]
it's ok
#14 - Comment deleted 01/15/2015 on Unexpected Accidents 0
#10 - "Straight passing! Doesn't count!" - Tumblr 01/15/2015 on Lesbian +1
#44 - Thanks man 01/14/2015 on He's a badass 0
#42 - My honours degree is genetics, and what I'm a applying for is …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on He's a badass +3
User avatar #43 - mathmanchris (01/14/2015) [-]
A few days ago I saw a documentary on how environmental changes can influence epigenetics, very interesting subject to study on!
Again, I wish you the best of luck so that you can find a good project.
User avatar #44 - martycamp (01/14/2015) [-]
Thanks man
#11 - Poison? Did the bar tender give you AIDS or something?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on filthy fucking lies +4
#26 - rotatingrotor (02/02/2015) [-]
I assume mortal blood isn't exactly healthy for an immortal angel/demon something.
User avatar #17 - trostell (01/20/2015) [-]
It's sodomy. Lots of tearing, no lube, and, well...doesn't matter if the orc had any diseases.
#15 - Just sharing, but I've got an interview for a PhD on Monday  [+] (8 new replies) 01/14/2015 on He's a badass +20
User avatar #48 - HailtotheKing (01/14/2015) [-]
Awesome! I really hope it goes well! Also, congratulations on getting this far in your studies!
User avatar #37 - LocoJoe (01/14/2015) [-]
If you get it I say you message admin and see if you can get your username changed to Dr. martycamp
User avatar #23 - mathmanchris (01/14/2015) [-]
Good luck!
What's the subject of your thesis, if I may ask?
User avatar #42 - martycamp (01/14/2015) [-]
My honours degree is genetics, and what I'm a applying for is a doctoral training program, which is basically a bunch of minor projects before deciding on one to continue with for the rest of the PhD
User avatar #43 - mathmanchris (01/14/2015) [-]
A few days ago I saw a documentary on how environmental changes can influence epigenetics, very interesting subject to study on!
Again, I wish you the best of luck so that you can find a good project.
User avatar #44 - martycamp (01/14/2015) [-]
Thanks man
#19 - Rascal (01/14/2015) [-]
My potential supervisor/ interviewer was late, really good way to (at least in my head) even the power balance.

Good luck
#16 - rdobet (01/14/2015) [-]
Congrats and good luck!
Hope I'm in your position in a few years.
#10 - Your mum lol 01/10/2015 on Creepy 0
#4 - Thanks though 01/08/2015 on How to ruin a surprise 0
#3 - No no, I live with my girlfriend. I'm just making the stereoty… 01/08/2015 on How to ruin a surprise +1
#3 - Because Asians can read minds!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Asians. +76
User avatar #19 - twofreegerbils (01/09/2015) [-]
It would have been better without the spoiler

Still deserves far more thumbs for the cleverness
#15 - Rascal (01/09/2015) [-]
OH SHIT i forgot about this....
my fuckin sides dude
User avatar #6 - mulk (01/09/2015) [-]
fucking........dammit
#1 - You're still luckier than most of FJ that you have a special someone  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2015 on How to ruin a surprise +1
#2 - lippenrot (01/08/2015) [-]
Hey, don't give up. I didn't have someone when I was your age either.
User avatar #4 - martycamp (01/08/2015) [-]
Thanks though
User avatar #3 - martycamp (01/08/2015) [-]
No no, I live with my girlfriend. I'm just making the stereotypical joke that people on FJ don't have girlfriends
#7 - Apparently the muslim actress who played Padma Patil got beate… 01/08/2015 on Harry Potter and the... 0
#1 - High magic, demonic entities (it took me so long to get back, …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on CYOA Undead +5
#2 - blackestblacksmith (01/08/2015) [-]
you chose the exact same as me
#5 - Sorry dude, I hope you and your friend find them  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2015 on Hope 2015 is better +28
#10 - tangedal (01/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - maxismahname (01/02/2015) [-]
God damn that's terrible
But holy hell is it funny
#7 - Aleafe (01/02/2015) [-]
#6 - swiftarrow (01/01/2015) [-]
#2778 - **martycamp used "*roll cah answer*"** **martycamp rolls Th… 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... 0

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User avatar #54 - martycamp ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
User avatar #53 - martycamp ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
test
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #12 to #10 - martycamp ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
User avatar #9 - martycamp ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
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