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martycamp

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:8/27/2016
Location:Scotland
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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#22 - And then everyone goes to different schools, and get taught di…  [+] (2 replies) 10/10/2015 on Knowing when to privatize 0
#23 - hakkarin (10/10/2015) [-]
Why do you assume that all schools and their staff as equally good just because they are state owned? Is there some natural law that says all schools/teachers are created equal as long as they are state operated? Where does this idea come from?
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#30 - martycamp (10/10/2015) [-]
No, but they have the same curriculum and sit the same exams.
#1 - In b4 "a female comedian not making a joke about sex?!"  [+] (32 replies) 10/10/2015 on truth some drop bombs -7
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#23 - catburglarpenis (10/11/2015) [-]
Take your inb4 and leave good sir. Neither you nor it are needed here. I'm afraid your scrublordlike nature has been revealed for all to see, and it is irreparable. You may find happiness on another message board, but it is far more likely that the screaming will only stop when you finally, mercifully, end your own life.

The sweet release of death will free you, Thanatos will embrace you, and we all will be a bit more happy. It is truly the best course of action, you understand.
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#53 - urbanknightx (10/11/2015) [-]
Nice pasta, bruv. I'll add it to my collection!
#62 - catburglarpenis (10/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I tried to find the video of Big Man Tyrone saying basically the same thing (which would have been FJ approved) but I couldn't find it. My failure has led me to red thumbs. I accept your red thumbs, and give you this in return.
#44 - fuckyouthatswhy (10/11/2015) [-]
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#60 - guanyu (10/11/2015) [-]
German Guy Fieri?
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#13 - dagold (10/11/2015) [-]
It is pretty much a formula at this point:

Straight white man: Family and situational comedy
Gay white man: comparing gay people to straight people
Straight White woman: sex
Gay white woman: Sex, comparing gay people to straight people
Black or hispanic: Race, culture. For women just add sex.
Fat people: food, comparing fat people to skinny people
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#45 - frutus (10/11/2015) [-]
Asian: My mother has such a funny accent oh my god you should hear her *proceed to make asian mother voice*
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#17 - balor (10/11/2015) [-]
Irish men: Corn beef, cabbage, and potatoes
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#19 - nickelakon (10/11/2015) [-]
Jim Gaffigan: food, paleness
#37 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (10/11/2015) [-]
Carlos Mencia: Writing down everyone else's bits
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#57 - nickelakon (10/11/2015) [-]
Dane Cook: yell and make stupid noises hoping the audience will laugh.
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#18 - dagold (10/11/2015) [-]
Fuck, forgot my own people.
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#6 - voteshantae (10/10/2015) [-]
lol you're not wrong
#3 - vladi (10/10/2015) [-]
Sex and women. That's all they joke about really, this case is no exception. I find that older women make the best female comedians, at least they sometimes makes jokes not about (their) sex.
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#10 - gabsmatags (10/11/2015) [-]
Iliza Schlesinger, Tig Notaro, Anjelah Johnson...
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#8 - MasterManiac (10/10/2015) [-]
The only other jokes are either overused stereotypes, completely cringeworthy or really forced. The only female comedians that come to mind as being quite decent are Katherine Ryan and Jo Brand.
#50 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
Jo Brand?
You mean the fat woman that only ever jokes about sex, her husband, how shit her husband is and having sex (or not) with her husband?
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#40 - luluwho (10/11/2015) [-]
You missed Philys Diller, she was the original class act. I got to see her show the year before she died, she was awesome.
#12 - Jowi (10/11/2015) [-]
Sarah Pascoe I think can be added to that list
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#4 - iqequalzero (10/10/2015) [-]
Wanda Sykes is the best one imo.
#5 - vladi (10/10/2015) [-]
Sandi Toksvig. She looks like a strict grandmother, but she says some pretty hilarious shit.
#11 - lordraine (10/11/2015) [-]
She's also pro completely unrestrained immigration and has openly argued that feelings are more important than facts.

"When the Hungarian boarder was closed to bar entrance into Christian Europe, it was perhaps the single most un-Christian thing I have ever seen."

So when the western world is alone, we're not Christian, you're racist to suggest that our society is, and to imply that we should place more value on Christian moral and ethical standards makes you a backwards monster, but when it's time for the economic migrants to come in and collapse our economies, suddenly we need to do the good Christian thing and let them overrun us all and turn every nation into a third world nation?

The left is so hypocritical. All bleeding heart, no wisdom. If they really wanted to help these people, they'd send everyone back and then go help fix their countries. That would be true charity, real biblical charity. This is nothing more than glorified self-destruction. European politicians are committing genocide against itself by the very EU defination of genocide.

Emotions are more important than logic. Ignore the numbers and look at the people. Tomorrow doesn't matter. They are more important than us because I say so and I hate myself.

She should have stuck to being witty. She was good at that.
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#47 - vladi (10/11/2015) [-]
Man, don't you fucking bring politics into this. It is seperate from her comedic talent.
#9 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
Toksvig is fucking glorious on every QI episode she's in.
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#46 - vladi (10/11/2015) [-]
Ye she is.
#2 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
this is her only joke not about sex. Actually there's one other aboutcaitlyn jenner which people dont like because it condeluded, has bad wording and outputs everyone making her an asshole.
#21 - migueldecervantes (10/11/2015) [-]
Never use the word ''condeluded'' again.
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#22 - slothboner (10/11/2015) [-]
It was just a prank, calm the fuck down
#24 - migueldecervantes (10/11/2015) [-]
>use wrong word
>called out for it
>"It's just a fucking prank, bruh. Jesus fucking Christ, someone's going crazy here! It was just an evident prank, the nature in actuality of which should never be imagined since it is so fucking obvious that it is a prank, bruh.

k <3
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#54 - slothboner (10/11/2015) [-]
.....I was sarcastically calling you out as a prank.... it was just a prank bruh!
How did you not see this coming? It was a prank bruh relax.
#63 - migueldecervantes (10/11/2015) [-]
>[does something]
>"Dude, that's fucking retarded. You are now considered a retard by anyone who stumbles upon this message."
>"bruh, I was totally [doing something else]. Lol, but it's okay. You're cool, bruh. Please, don't make fun of me anymore bruh."

You are such an idiotic fagot, it must be something difficult to come to terms with.
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#15 - oranyonereally (10/11/2015) [-]
proof
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