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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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#182 - Almost half don't believe in evolution 02/26/2014 on Americans 0
#9 - I can't see because the kid's hands are in the way, but the si…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2014 on kid finds his sister's dildo +6
User avatar #80 - juventud (02/17/2014) [-]
picture should read, "What's your take on femdom?"
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it is, in the video you can see both ends clearly and it is a double ended dildo.
#33 - crosskill (02/16/2014) [-]
Or she just uses it with her husband?
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**madcoww rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Stratogale ** One woman can very easily use double-dildo by folding it back on itself. Pic related.
#2 - Most Christians probably haven't read it either. The …  [+] (18 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Oh yes. +221
User avatar #135 - waaw (02/13/2014) [-]
On the other hand, I'm sure many atheists haven't read the scientific papers supporting theories like the Big Bang and evolution. I'm not saying that those theories are wrong, but you can't read everything. At some point, you do have to take things on faith. Creationists choose to accept that their text is true, and people who believe in the Big Bang choose to accept that the scientists who wrote those papers knew what they were doing.
#138 - xxmemosxx (02/13/2014) [-]
Atheism has nothing to do with those theories though, many will use them verify their "beliefs" but it isn't a necessity to be an atheist. Atheism is a rejection of religion.
User avatar #140 - waaw (02/13/2014) [-]
You're right. I was using atheism as a sort of shorthand for people who believe in scientific theories while disbelieving in the supernatural. That's not totally correct, but I think the general point is still understood.
User avatar #110 - christmouth (02/13/2014) [-]
This is one of the problems I've had with Christianity. I mean, I was born in a more or less religious village, and went to Sunday school and other religious gatherings, so we're more or less born Christians(I'm acnostic-atheist of some kind, but I was Christian when I was younger), and being an atheist is unheard off.
A girl moved in to town, and a rumour started to flood that she was an atheist, so some of the kids of the "higher ups" in the Christian community, started to ask her question regarding the bible, like if she wasn't afraid of going to hell etc.

The funny part of this was, was that she had read infinitely more about the bible, and she knew what it was that she believed, or what it was that she didn't believe in, which was more than these kids had been spoonfed their entire lives through someone reading up some passages from the bible for them.
The problem I mentioned at top is, how can you call yourself a Christian if you haven't read the bible, the books that documents the man you hold your faith in? Is it okey to just to believe in what other tell you about Jesus Christ? Aren't you then more faithful to that person, than you are to Jesus?

I know this might offend someone, but it wasn't my intention.
#83 - Haane (02/13/2014) [-]
I used to go to Christian private school, and we were required to study the Bible. I doubted my beliefs, and started studying a ton....I've read it about 13 times since my freshman year. There's some crazy shit in there son.
#72 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
That's not at all true
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#46 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
Of course, of course.
Spill out everything Richard Dawkins and other athiest heroes have taught you.
#19 - rabidaardvark (02/13/2014) [-]
I have won so many arguments with christian idiots (distinct and seperate from regular christians) simply by justifying my argument with a random name and two numbers; 'its in the bible; James 13:29'. They either accept it or go away to look it up, by which time the arguments been over for so long nobody really cares anymore.
#13 - LloydIrving (02/13/2014) [-]
To be fair, most read some of it, get spoon-fed the rest, and pick-and-choose what they want to believe. Terms and conditions you really just scroll to the bottom and accept.

I'm a Christian and tried reading all the way through, and now I know why many churches give a prize for finishing the whole thing within a year. Still, your simile is true enough to be saddening.

Gif is my reaction to other Christians not even trying to read the book they're basing they're life off of and supposedly using for reference.
#141 - aerosol (02/13/2014) [-]
I went to a catholic school. It's funny, I actually used to sit in the hall and read some of it just out of interest(and to study for theology) and teachers would walk and be like "Are you just reading the Bible?" Dis a Catholic school nigga! What else would I do?
#98 - lvlonemeepo (02/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you but I've read alot of the Bible and I take all the scriptures and put them into logic. I believe in a creator but I also believe in the building blocks of life, evolution and a bit of the big bang theory. I won't make fun of anyone's religion like atheists nor will I ridicule another for believing in something I don't It makes life more enjoyable and whimsical when you believe in angels and demons and things! FOR SCIENCE-ish!
#119 - rdobet (02/13/2014) [-]
fun fact, this is a throne (Type of angel) according to the bible.
#121 - lvlonemeepo (02/13/2014) [-]
Looks cool! I never read about them, time to open the book HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHng
#122 - rdobet (02/13/2014) [-]
wut
#127 - lvlonemeepo (02/13/2014) [-]
Thats the sound of opening up a Bible dude. Of course I haven't found it yet so it was a bit premature.
#50 - mayoroftownsville (02/13/2014) [-]
THE SOUND! IT'S IN MY HEAD!
#3 - olizandri (02/13/2014) [-]
i have never read a simile so perfect.
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
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Friending for results... post link plz.
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Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
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good times, lol
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