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martycamp

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:8/28/2015
Location:Scotland
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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#49 - Hellsjester, it wasn't really clear in the story - did you and…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on No dinosaurs here 0
User avatar #52 - hellsjester (08/27/2015) [-]
yes
#70 - If you do that away from people, fine. Do what you want. But i…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Almost pepsi +1
User avatar #100 - toncheky (08/25/2015) [-]
Only open road for high speeds, sometimes I drift in the town but only at night when there's barely any traffic.
#89 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Not in Germany last Friday I had some fun with a stranger... He was douching around in his fancy Audi and tried to lose me in my company's Skoda, but he couldn't. We ended driving 220 kph (137 mph) side by side until the next truck came after a minute. I couldn't pass him though.

But I drive very responsible other than that. When I'm alone on the Autobahn I drive fast, but as soon as I see anyone else on the right lane, I slow down at least to 160kph/100mph.
#48 - A recent study says it's 95% less harmful than regular cigaret… 08/21/2015 on Future 0
#112 - I can't see you! 08/21/2015 on JOHN CENA +5
#18 - I'm pretty sure it was starving, and was trying to get on the …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2015 on Friendly Ice Panda +1
User avatar #20 - sketchE (08/18/2015) [-]
or saw people. polar bears are one of the few animals in the world that will actively hunt humans
User avatar #24 - hackmon (08/18/2015) [-]
not all of them. usually they want to stay away, only ones that are very curious will come near, or those that are very desperate speaking from experience in a place where we have to take training for this and set up guards at night to spot for polar bears
User avatar #26 - sketchE (08/18/2015) [-]
polar bears are always desperate. they arent used to humans and havent learned that we fuck shit up. but usually the guy walking between camps at prudhoe bay doesnt have anything to defend himself with so hes a tasty snack
User avatar #27 - hackmon (08/18/2015) [-]
polar bears are not always desperate. Some of them, sure, but others can still have plentiful hunts through the winter months and thus are not desperate for food
#65 - containlettersonly I meant to reply to you, but accidentally g… 08/18/2015 on Awwww sheeeiiiiit 0
#64 - It's due to showing and growing. White guys generally get bigg…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2015 on Awwww sheeeiiiiit +1
User avatar #65 - martycamp (08/18/2015) [-]
containlettersonly I meant to reply to you, but accidentally got the first post in the thread
#37 - Congrats man, you must be proud 08/16/2015 on Must be something in the... 0
#14 - They look a little sheepish about what they're doing... 08/15/2015 on ISIS double date 0
#19 - That's a quadrupedal dick-chick robot that can dance. What the… 08/15/2015 on Pump it! 0

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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
User avatar #53 - martycamp (08/30/2013) [-]
test
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
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Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
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