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martycamp

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: PS3, GameCube
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect
Interests: Reading, Writing, Masturbating, Videogames
Date Signed Up:3/05/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:Scotland
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Content Views:166619
Times Content Favorited:113 times
Total Comments Made:2427
FJ Points:20429
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I'm a genetics student at the University of Glasgow. I like to think I'm funny, and like to laugh, so here I am

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    Why brain? Why? Why brain? Why?
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    what if... what if...
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    Now you're thinking with portals! Now you're thinking with portals!
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latest user's comments

#4 - No no, you misunderstand - I was trying to say that guns don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Jim Jefferies - gun control 0
User avatar #5 - annavalentine (1 hour ago) [-]
Clearly not, but even in that statement it's still a flawed black and white, because there are most assuredly cases where firearms have been used to stop rape, just like there are cases where it gets taken away and it doesn't help.

But what you're doing is slightly shifting the focus from 'Can a firearm be used, and have firearms been used, to avert rape?' (Which is a yes) into a 'What's the highest rate of rape per country? So clearly your method doesn't work.'

That secondary question is flawed to the arse ends of the universe though and is easily interchangeable to the point that it negates use as an argument.

Clearly big dogs don't help, your country has-
Clearly locks don't help-
Clearly polis don't-
Clearly private homes-
Clearly- well, you get the point.

A firearm is a tool. It's the user that is the one that causes any problems with it.
#14 - My god, an actual happy ending 2 hours ago on Beasts of Burden 7 0
#2 - If guns stop rape, then why does the US have the 7th highest r…  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Jim Jefferies - gun control 0
User avatar #3 - annavalentine (1 hour ago) [-]
Because the majority of those are in situations where someone doesn't have the know how, tools, or ability to fight back, or because they've been drugged or alcoholed up.

That and it's not like you expect it to happen so you're already fully prepared. A rapist doesn't give you 24 hours notice, with a time, location, setting and other basic information. Therefore, even with a firearm, being caught off guard means you may not have time to use it anyway.

In fact, your entire statement is flawed off the idea that the existence guns is supposed to negate the existence of rape, but at the end of the day it ignores far more than a few variables per situation.
User avatar #4 - martycamp (1 hour ago) [-]
No no, you misunderstand - I was trying to say that guns don't stop rate. 7th highest in the entire UN is not a good thing
User avatar #5 - annavalentine (1 hour ago) [-]
Clearly not, but even in that statement it's still a flawed black and white, because there are most assuredly cases where firearms have been used to stop rape, just like there are cases where it gets taken away and it doesn't help.

But what you're doing is slightly shifting the focus from 'Can a firearm be used, and have firearms been used, to avert rape?' (Which is a yes) into a 'What's the highest rate of rape per country? So clearly your method doesn't work.'

That secondary question is flawed to the arse ends of the universe though and is easily interchangeable to the point that it negates use as an argument.

Clearly big dogs don't help, your country has-
Clearly locks don't help-
Clearly polis don't-
Clearly private homes-
Clearly- well, you get the point.

A firearm is a tool. It's the user that is the one that causes any problems with it.
#166 - James Bond is Scottish  [+] (5 new replies) 12 hours ago on English speaking master race. +2
User avatar #167 - mathmanchris (12 hours ago) [-]
He was born in Germany.
#186 - htmm (10 hours ago) [-]
He works in England
User avatar #194 - bcsaint (10 hours ago) [-]
i want to join in but i have no more information on james bond
User avatar #229 - TheseChocodiles (8 hours ago) [-]
bapabooey bapabooey
User avatar #261 - CrowbarNinja (7 hours ago) [-]
Did you know? [spoiler] Jet fuel cant melt steel beams [/spoiler]
#23 - What kind of sick **** masturbates to that?!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Feel Comp. +31
#24 - xxragnarokxx (03/04/2015) [-]
The guy who has two thumbs and likes dead things... his names Teddy what a jerk wad...
#108 - Don't worry man, it's not as bad as it looks. You'll see. … 03/02/2015 on A fathers love +2
#38 - Czechoslovakia split up 03/01/2015 on some tumblr shit +20
#18 - Regarding that gene - it's called FoxP2 (I believe). basically… 02/28/2015 on Human Evolution & General... 0
#16 - >Conservative Christians >Believe in dinosaurs … 02/27/2015 on Internet Gold -1
#34 - Where did you get feminists from? I just googled him, and it s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on His last fuck was for the... +3
User avatar #48 - javertshat (02/27/2015) [-]
Just remember, everyone who disagrees with you is a SJW and a feminist who hates men

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User avatar #54 - martycamp (12/09/2013) [-]
congrats man.
User avatar #53 - martycamp (08/30/2013) [-]
test
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#48 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #49 to #48 - martycamp (07/26/2013) [-]
Uh, you know, I meant to, and then I just got really busy...
User avatar #17 - twi (06/16/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #10 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Friending for results... post link plz.
User avatar #14 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Its gonna 404 sheeeiiiit.
User avatar #15 to #14 - martycamp (06/12/2013) [-]
oh well
User avatar #16 to #15 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
good times, lol
#13 to #12 - owmowmow (06/12/2013) [-]
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.   
   
My finger when.
Daym, Thought it would have gone two ways.

My finger when.
User avatar #9 - martycamp (03/08/2013) [-]
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