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Date Signed Up:8/26/2012
Last Login:7/11/2014
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    Stand for your rights Stand for your rights
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    the title the title
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    shhh just trust me shhh just trust me
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    mfw I prove the teacher wrong mfw I prove the teacher wrong
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#45 - C'mon my big black penetrative daddy , It's not that bad 21 hours ago on :( +13
#4001 - **martinyus rolls 1,550** 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#202 - Well tears are the best lube... 07/06/2014 on i'll jerk off to this 0
#195 - **martinyus rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on i'll jerk off to this 0
User avatar #202 - martinyus (07/06/2014) [-]
Well tears are the best lube...
#56 - I smell samefag 07/02/2014 on brazzers -1
#55 - everytime this content is uploaded, this always gets top comme… 06/28/2014 on (untitled) +5
#28 - yes... always...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Rap -1
#35 - anonymous (06/11/2014) [-]
implying you can call that monkey a rap musician
User avatar #37 - duedum (06/11/2014) [-]
Viper is the fucking G.O.A.T.
#58 - You monster!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Admin lately +86
#362 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
nig
#130 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
hahaha, fuk u
#4 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2014 on SIPDRE-NMA +20
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#3 - Is there sauce on this where it's explained?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Science +3
#95 - anonymous (05/24/2014) [-]
#14 - FalseFalcon (05/23/2014) [-]
The microwave works by vibrating the water molecules, heating the gas within the bottle, seeing as the bottle was clear and not steamed, we'll assume that not much of the water evaporated. Then the heated water is pored into a basin filled with cooler water. As the heated vapors inside the bottle of water collide with cooler molecules of the cooler water, (and the sides of the plastic which are continually cooling). The original vapor in the bottle decreases in volume drastically (we'll assume pv=nrt, ideal gas) (constant volume, changing temp and volume). A vacuum occurs and the water is pulled in. If I missed anything feel free to correct me.
#4 - adriaan (05/23/2014) [-]
i have not sauce, but i have the explanation:
in the microwave, the water boils filling the bottle water vapor, pushing all air out.
when the bottle is put in the water, it cools condensating the vapor, creating a low pressure. this will suck the water in.
btw. this suction can be strong enough to pull water up 10meters.
#8 - gokusdog (05/23/2014) [-]
please answer the guy below you I must know
#26 - adriaan (05/23/2014) [-]
done
#30 - gokusdog (05/23/2014) [-]
Thanks ^_^
#5 - astarothaufromage (05/23/2014) [-]
So what if you'd have a bottle with a big widened hole you could fit your dick in instead of that water?
#25 - adriaan (05/23/2014) [-]
assuming your dick seals of the bottle, my reasoned hypothesis.
never tested i assume , but don't try it.
probably in the best case, some bloods vessels will break and get bruises on your dick. similar to a penile fracture. link to wiki (NSFW): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture this can already happen in a running vacuum cleaner.
worst case your dick will expand so much, due to the vacuum, it will make your dick explode. so yeah...
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User avatar #4 - ogvind (04/11/2014) [-]
**ogvind rolls 44** dubs check em
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**catpisser rolled image** Get color text or die trying
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**catpisser rolled image** My real face when
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#3 - trolololer (04/10/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolled image** mfw you are gay
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You are gay
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