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#18 - Thanks, it was a lot of hard work but I think it really paid off. 05/03/2014 on Never fuck with anon +1
#14 - The answer depends on a number of factors, the most important …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Never fuck with anon +1
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#39 - capslockrage (05/03/2014) [-]
And yet this means nothing because what anon said is still true.
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#17 - myfourthaccount (05/03/2014) [-]
good job copy pasting from WebMD bro
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#18 - marohawk (05/03/2014) [-]
Thanks, it was a lot of hard work but I think it really paid off.
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#15 - Really? I am right there with you about regular lesbian porn, … 05/02/2014 on Homosexuality is in +1
#13 - Strap-on's.... enough said.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Homosexuality is in 0
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#14 - youdontknoeme (05/02/2014) [-]
Not the same for me I guess.
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#15 - marohawk (05/02/2014) [-]
Really? I am right there with you about regular lesbian porn, just doesn't quite do it/ kinda boring. But when they use strap-on's or toys that's what does it for me.
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#11 - But will it fit? 05/02/2014 on Sexy +6
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#7 - Curry? What the **** does curry have to do with native America…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Beatin' the tomahawk +12
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#13 - hellomynameisbill (05/01/2014) [-]
because Columbus thought it would be hilarious to continue calling the native Americans Indians even after it was confirmed to him that he in fact did not reach India and actually discovered another continent altogether.

seriously, how do you try to find an asian subcontinent and end up discovering the other side of the world?

so, now most americans call natives indians for some reason.
#17 - xcoreyx (05/01/2014) [-]
Fun fact, he didn't even think he was in India. He thought he was in China. So it's even stupider
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#12 - dunkleosteus (05/01/2014) [-]
I think it's a joke about native americans being called "indians" whereas in europe, indian would refer almost exclusively to someone from India (I assume), which is famous for it's curries.
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#10 - dremnus (05/01/2014) [-]
"American exchange student" Implies that he was from america but attending a school in another country. My assumption is that OP was playing dumb for laughs but it's possible he didn't know the difference or that there was one.