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#84 - the brother getting married never paid for the hooker . For al…  [+] (1 reply) 02/11/2014 on Escort -1
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#93 - articulate (02/11/2014) [-]
Or she knew that he didn't know or else she wouldn't have hid it and he would know.
#8 - if anything this is a big win. You pay a hooker to bang your b…  [+] (6 replies) 02/11/2014 on Escort +119
#128 - gearshift (02/11/2014) [-]
A couple of months later he finds out she does other men for a living, they break up, she takes all his shit and money, he has to pay her alimony for the rest of their lives, she tells him his brother hired her to sleep with him, the brother no longer recognises op as a brother and tries to sue him for damages, he is shamed by all his relatives for what he's done and becomes a social outcast. Devastated by the divorce and the deception by his only brother, whom he trusted with his life, op's brother turned to alcohol and crime. Op tries to support him but slowly becomes bankrupt as the world seems to turn against him. The former wife cannot focus on her work and keeps thinking of op's brother, and eventually she goes to talk to him, only to find him in a drunken and violent stupor and is beaten into a coma. The brother sobers up to find what he's done and decides to end it all. Then op comes home from his bottom end, life draining job to find bloodied walls and corpses in his home. That was the last time anyone has seen or heard of OP.

Before long, op has been missing for 3 months, and the inky trace of him the police or anyone else could find was a post on Funnyjunk explaining how this all started.
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#11 - articulate (02/11/2014) [-]
Who says she loves him?
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#84 - markusantonius (02/11/2014) [-]
the brother getting married never paid for the hooker . For all she knew when she met him was that some dude gave her money to fuck this guy then one thing led to another
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#93 - articulate (02/11/2014) [-]
Or she knew that he didn't know or else she wouldn't have hid it and he would know.
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#13 - amuzen (02/11/2014) [-]
Huh your post made me feel super cynical and dirty because I was just going to say,

that's entirely irrelevant as long they're happy.
#49 - anon (02/11/2014) [-]
it's relevant if she lives on his dime and still gets half his shit after the divorce
#5 - Picture 02/05/2014 on DayZ +2
#15 - not to mention the franco prussian war .  [+] (3 replies) 02/05/2014 on campagne des 18 jours +7
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#19 - ChromedDragon (02/05/2014) [-]
did they not learn?
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#21 - teoragnar (02/05/2014) [-]
Mh, but Franco-Prussian war was a success?
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#34 - markusantonius (02/06/2014) [-]
The whole point of the war was to unite the various german territories into a single nation . The whole plan was conceived by Otto Von Bizmark . It went incredibly well.
#16 - the Nazis planned a knockout punch to the soviets but when it …  [+] (1 reply) 02/05/2014 on Kebab +1
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#24 - smithforprez (02/05/2014) [-]
if they had ignored the balkans and fuckin stalingrad and gone strait for moscow they would have won. probably a good thing hitler was too dumb to listen to his generals though.
#25 - Picture 02/02/2014 on Tryouts 0