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Date Signed Up:7/19/2011
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#105 - I cant even get passed the 2,000$ door fee in boulder city cau…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Transghouls should have go... 0
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#119 - PVTDickStryker (06/15/2015) [-]
Go talk to The King.
#113 - noschool (06/15/2015) [-]
"door fee in boulder city"
well, there's your problem

#783 - **markisawesome used "*roll cah answer*"** **markisawesome … 02/26/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#781 - **markisawesome used "*roll cah question*"** **markisawesom…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
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#782 - charmanderville (02/26/2015) [-]
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**charmanderville rolls Warm, velvety muppet sex.**
#780 - **markisawesome used "*roll cah answer*"** **markisawesome … 02/26/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
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#780 - markisawesome (02/26/2015) [-]
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**markisawesome rolls A PowerPoint presentation.**
#1457 - Why cant i get girls anymore 02/08/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... 0
#50 - Livin' in a lonely worlddd...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on We built this city We built... 0
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#56 - epicralph (12/26/2014) [-]
She took the midnight train goin aaaanyyywheeeere
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#51 - datcripwalkking (12/26/2014) [-]
stop right there
#2422 - **markisawesome used "*roll cah answer*"** **markisawesome … 12/25/2014 on Cards Against Humanity... +1
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#2423 - ningazz (12/25/2014) [-]
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**ningazz rolls A sweaty, panting leather daddy.**
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#2420 - esfcxds (12/25/2014) [-]
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**esfcxds rolls Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.**
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#2419 - markisawesome (12/25/2014) [-]
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**markisawesome rolls Slow seductive tentacle rape.**
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#62 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#61 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
#60 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
#55 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
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#56 to #55 - markisawesome (01/02/2014) [-]
Wat
#57 to #56 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
bet you can't thumb me down now fgt
#58 to #57 - markisawesome (01/02/2014) [-]
Bet you can't take back that time you wasted.
#37 - wildthornberries (08/24/2013) [-]
less than maybe
less than maybe
#46 to #37 - markisawesome (09/11/2013) [-]
DAmn itttttttttttt
#47 to #46 - wildthornberries (09/12/2013) [-]
^ - ^
#48 to #47 - markisawesome (09/12/2013) [-]
JUst tell me what the point is.
#49 to #48 - wildthornberries (09/12/2013) [-]
I forgot ; - ;
#50 to #49 - markisawesome (09/12/2013) [-]
That's not fairrrrrrrrr.
#51 to #50 - markisawesome (09/12/2013) [-]
Read the comments.
#52 to #51 - wildthornberries (09/12/2013) [-]
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
#53 to #52 - markisawesome (09/12/2013) [-]
**** you
#54 to #53 - wildthornberries (09/12/2013) [-]
anytime
#28 - wildthornberries (08/22/2013) [-]
maybe
maybe
#29 to #28 - markisawesome (08/22/2013) [-]
You do this so often. WHYYYYYYYYY?
#30 to #29 - wildthornberries (08/22/2013) [-]
cause you need to find the reason
cause you need to find the reason
#31 to #30 - markisawesome (08/22/2013) [-]
Are you trying to say that maybe I am awesome? Is this a quest?!
#32 to #31 - wildthornberries (08/22/2013) [-]
Oh dang, stop being so smart! You're on a roll buddy, and yeah, are you or are you not?
Oh dang, stop being so smart! You're on a roll buddy, and yeah, are you or are you not?
#33 to #32 - markisawesome (08/22/2013) [-]
I am the awesomest.
#34 to #33 - wildthornberries (08/22/2013) [-]
Prove it
Prove it
#35 to #34 - markisawesome (08/22/2013) [-]
The shine on the unicorn's horn is me being conceived. The unicorn is my mother and the Dragon is my father. They make babies by fighting, looking it up.
#36 to #35 - wildthornberries (08/22/2013) [-]
that's not that awesome...pffft
that's not that awesome...pffft
#38 to #36 - markisawesome (08/24/2013) [-]
I thought I was good man.
#39 to #38 - wildthornberries (08/24/2013) [-]
I thought it was eh, think something cooler
#40 to #39 - markisawesome (08/24/2013) [-]
I use sheers to shave my pubes. I honestly don't know.
#41 to #40 - wildthornberries (08/25/2013) [-]
that's dangerous, just wax
#42 to #41 - markisawesome (08/25/2013) [-]
But its awesome
#43 to #42 - wildthornberries (08/25/2013) [-]
I want you to be safe deary uvu waxing is safer than two large blades near your genetalia
#44 to #43 - markisawesome (08/25/2013) [-]
Tenks bbgurl
#45 to #44 - wildthornberries (08/25/2013) [-]
No problem bb boy
#12 - wildthornberries (08/19/2013) [-]
maybe.
maybe.
#13 to #12 - markisawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
Why are you doing this again?
Why are you doing this again?
#14 to #13 - wildthornberries (08/20/2013) [-]
because i CAN
because i CAN
#15 to #14 - markisawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
Kay
#16 to #15 - wildthornberries (08/20/2013) [-]
What's your favorite kind of music?
#17 to #16 - markisawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
I listen to a lot of stuff. Metal, hip-hop, reggae. It sounds like you're trying to pick me up, where are we going?
#18 to #17 - wildthornberries (08/20/2013) [-]
we are going on a date to a alley-way. c:
#19 to #18 - markisawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
Sounds nice.
#20 to #19 - wildthornberries (08/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, and then we are going inside the dark way and..... eat spaghetti
#21 to #20 - markisawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
Romantic
#23 to #21 - wildthornberries (08/20/2013) [-]
don't forget the cookies and whips.
#24 to #23 - markisawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
I wont
#25 to #24 - wildthornberries (08/20/2013) [-]
and the ropes and cake
#26 to #25 - markisawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
I will bring everything
#27 to #26 - wildthornberries (08/20/2013) [-]
good because I need them >->
#22 to #21 - wildthornberries (08/20/2013) [-]
I know right
#7 - wildthornberries (08/19/2013) [-]
maybe.
maybe.
#8 to #7 - markisawesome (08/19/2013) [-]
Wat
#9 to #8 - wildthornberries (08/19/2013) [-]
Did I stutter?
Did I stutter?
#10 to #9 - markisawesome (08/19/2013) [-]
I am confused, but no you didn't, sir
I am confused, but no you didn't, sir
#11 to #10 - wildthornberries (08/19/2013) [-]
Maybe you are awesome... Don't call me sir, call me, Jo.
Maybe you are awesome... Don't call me sir, call me, Jo.
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#3 to #2 - markisawesome (09/18/2011) [-]
The trailer looked pretty good though.
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#5 to #4 - markisawesome (09/18/2011) [-]
np
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