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Date Signed Up:5/02/2011
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#6 - Man, that's a Darwin Award nominee if I ever saw one  [+] (2 replies) 09/20/2016 on Machete kills 0
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#7 - huntergriff (09/20/2016) [-]
Nah, it was intentional, but it wasn't an accident.

For it to be a darwin award, it has to be intentional, but also an accident, like smoking at a gas station.
#8 - markhov (09/20/2016) [-]
Yeah sure, guess you're right. Still fucking idiotic, I mean I don't think he went wherever that is with the mindset of "today I'm going to end my life but cutting my own throat with a machete" He seems like a person who makes all the wrong choices in his (former) life.
#147 - His fingers look like hotdogs that's been laying on the grill …  [+] (2 replies) 04/23/2016 on cool pics +59
#181 - sumbohde (04/23/2016) [-]
hooly fuck, i thought he was wearing gloves
#151 - hubabalu (04/23/2016) [-]
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**hubabalu rolled image** God tier comment.
#27 - I legit lol'd. 10/10  [+] (1 reply) 04/08/2016 on Hesseshida Hivosar Wisly +4
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#55 - welcomemat (04/08/2016) [-]
Thank you kind sir I haven't had an account that long
#64 - Dude, you're really not convincing anyone that you've had sex,…  [+] (3 replies) 03/09/2016 on Why I premature exploded +16
#84 - anon (03/09/2016) [-]
Doesnt fuck with your dick.. But you will need drugs for it not to get boring
#90 - raunchyftw (03/09/2016) [-]
Dude, pls stop. You've clearly never had sex for 4+ hours. It starts to fucking hurt and you get so used to the feeling, that it just becomes boring. Try flexing your biceps for 4 hours straight and tell me how it's not gonna hurt.
#85 - dickmin (03/09/2016) [-]
Are you kidding? If you fuck for long periods of time you get sore, that's just a fact. Unless you use copious amounts of lube.
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