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Date Signed Up:8/16/2010
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#18 - You're a sick bastard....  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Earworms +1
#19 - enochian (10/24/2014) [-]
So I've been told.
#16 - I just want it to stop.....  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Earworms 0
#17 - enochian (10/24/2014) [-]
Here, maybe this will help stomp it out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
#18 - mariopimp (10/24/2014) [-]
You're a sick bastard....
#19 - enochian (10/24/2014) [-]
So I've been told.
#10 - **mariopimp rolls 106,446,010** Channing Tatum shirtless 10/24/2014 on Coffee Cup Competition 0
#27 - Picture 10/24/2014 on For me, It happens frequently. +1
#10 - How about no. 10/24/2014 on ...Because Japan +3
#8 - Pour some tabasco in her mouth while she's asleep and give her… 10/23/2014 on Some mean advice needed +1
#103 - The world may never know..... lol. 10/23/2014 on When you find your fetish... 0
#8 - Judges face when.... 10/23/2014 on The floor opressed her +1
#5 - **** that **** , a dude has the balls…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on The irony of feminism +5
User avatar #9 - loonquawl (23 hours ago) [-]
Nah.... If I'm not interested, I'm just not. I'm not going to be a huge bitch about it, but I'm also not going to lead him on drag out that final refusal because I'm afraid if may hurt his feelings.
User avatar #6 - ninjeh (10/24/2014) [-]
If she's not interested in him its fine to say no(might be a random guy coming upto her and saying "date me"), but the fact that some females actually think this way(that asking someone out is sexual harassment, because if someone thinks it there will be others) is retarded.
#2 - No. 10/23/2014 on Vegetarian 0

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User avatar #67 - thealmightyantler (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm 3 years younger than you, 110.
#69 to #67 - mariopimp (10/21/2014) [-]
Go on....
Go on....
#71 to #70 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
Interesting.... lol.
Interesting.... lol.
#66 - indonesia (10/21/2014) [-]
I like 113-years-old short girls
#72 to #68 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
believe me, I'm 175 cm myself. so I like short girls.   
you are 149 am I right? you're cute sized.
believe me, I'm 175 cm myself. so I like short girls.
you are 149 am I right? you're cute sized.
User avatar #73 to #72 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
No, I'm compact and misproportioned. lmao
User avatar #74 to #73 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
so, what does it means?
User avatar #75 to #74 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #76 to #75 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
compact and misproportioned?
User avatar #78 to #76 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
Idk, lol. I have a super short torso and whatnot.
User avatar #77 to #76 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
Idk, lol. I have a super short torso and whatnot.
User avatar #79 to #77 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
which means?
User avatar #80 to #79 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
nevermind.....
User avatar #81 to #80 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
I probably ask you for your full body picture so I know what's compact and misproportioned about you.
But I would be a ******* creep.

nevermind too...
#65 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2014) [-]
*Heavy Breathing*
#47 - themagicdalek (09/27/2014) [-]
WOW A GIRL ON FUNNYJUNK!
User avatar #44 - ohmygwad (09/27/2014) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #45 to #44 - mariopimp (09/27/2014) [-]
113, duhh
#40 - traveller (09/23/2014) [-]
Mfw this is probably a guy and all these comments
#33 - aerosol (09/02/2014) [-]
mfw all the comments on your profile
#34 to #33 - mariopimp (09/03/2014) [-]
Hahahaha, what bout em?
Hahahaha, what bout em?
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (09/03/2014) [-]
They just seem extremely cringe inducing
#36 to #35 - mariopimp (09/03/2014) [-]
They are... especially from iamstoopid or whatever his name is, lmao
They are... especially from iamstoopid or whatever his name is, lmao
#38 to #36 - iamstoopid (09/17/2014) [-]
why is a baby in the womb for 9 months but isnt 9 months old when its born?
#37 to #36 - iamstoopid (09/16/2014) [-]
let me lick your butthole!
#25 - CloudNova (08/14/2014) [-]
Hey there
Hey there
#26 to #25 - mariopimp (08/14/2014) [-]
Hahaha, hey.
Hahaha, hey.
#27 to #26 - CloudNova (08/15/2014) [-]
How are you? ^^
How are you? ^^
#28 to #27 - mariopimp (08/15/2014) [-]
Great thanks!! You?
Great thanks!! You?
#29 to #28 - CloudNova (08/15/2014) [-]
That's good. I'm alright thanks, just playing Archeage ^^
That's good. I'm alright thanks, just playing Archeage ^^
#31 to #29 - mariopimp (08/15/2014) [-]
Have fun, lol.
Have fun, lol.
#18 - tridaak (08/10/2014) [-]
Here
User avatar #19 to #18 - mariopimp (08/10/2014) [-]
wut....
#20 to #19 - tridaak (08/10/2014) [-]
Have some turtles
#22 to #21 - tridaak (08/10/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
#23 to #22 - mariopimp (08/10/2014) [-]
Terrorists.....
Terrorists.....
#24 to #23 - tridaak (08/10/2014) [-]
Even dogs like them.
#17 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - rootintootinputin (05/16/2014) [-]
ANSWER!
#13 - iamstoopid (03/19/2014) [-]
show me your butthole
#12 - funnyisme (02/28/2014) [-]
What is it like being so hot. Is life hard or easy?
#39 to #12 - traveller (09/23/2014) [-]
Well compared to you normies it's quite easy
User avatar #50 to #39 - mariopimp (10/15/2014) [-]
hahahahaha
User avatar #52 to #50 - slothboner (10/15/2014) [-]
you look like a fat version of my cousin
User avatar #56 to #52 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
is your cousin anorexic?
User avatar #55 to #52 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
is your cousin anorexic?
User avatar #57 to #55 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
No you just need to lose weight
User avatar #58 to #57 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
Dude... I weigh 115-120 pounds.... good try though.
User avatar #59 to #58 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
lol ok then, keep telling yourself that
#60 to #59 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
You are a horrible troll... lmao
User avatar #62 to #60 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
Not to mention you're wearing Hollister, its not 2005.
User avatar #61 to #60 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
how am i troll if i'm commenting on something that doesn't have the option to thumb. Look at your ******* hand it is being engulfed by a roll of fat. lose weight, for your own good.
User avatar #63 to #61 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
Uhmm, nahhh, I like my body with some meat on it (: Thanks for the advice though.
User avatar #64 to #63 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
Well you could potentially be really good looking so maybe think about it.
#53 to #52 - traveller (10/15/2014) [-]
She looks like a fat version of my grandfather
User avatar #16 to #12 - gaytard (05/22/2014) [-]
its hard ;^)
#9 to #8 - mariopimp (11/30/2013) [-]
**mariopimp rolled a random image posted in comment #6577982 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Very...
User avatar #2 - lucilavit (11/15/2013) [-]
You look pretty good to be 112 years old.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mariopimp (11/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, I eat pine cones every day. Keeps my skin lookin good, lol.
#4 to #3 - iamstoopid (11/21/2013) [-]
answer me you asshole
User avatar #5 to #4 - mariopimp (11/21/2013) [-]
k
#6 to #5 - iamstoopid (11/22/2013) [-]
show me your butthole
#7 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/22/2013) [-]
You're ******* autistic
User avatar #10 to #7 - mariopimp (02/26/2014) [-]
lmao
#1 - iamstoopid (11/07/2013) [-]
show me your butt
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