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Age: 113
Date Signed Up:8/16/2010
Last Login:10/31/2014
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    wtf? OH GOD! wtf? OH GOD!
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#10 - Part 2!! Almost finished! Still needs some work  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Halloween +3
User avatar #13 - mewcubed (58 minutes ago) [-]
Holy crap. Moar pls.
#12 - Trick or Treating! Duhhhh!!! I am so excited! I started my mak… 5 hours ago on (untitled) +1
#11 - Comment deleted 5 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#8 - Thanks!!! If I remember I will post pics when it's done if you'd like!  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Halloween +1
User avatar #9 - thisxshitxisxhard (5 hours ago) [-]
i want pics
#10 - mariopimp (2 hours ago) [-]
Part 2!! Almost finished! Still needs some work
User avatar #13 - mewcubed (58 minutes ago) [-]
Holy crap. Moar pls.
#6 - I ******* LOVE HALLOWEEN!!! I was so excited I ST…  [+] (7 new replies) 6 hours ago on Halloween +2
User avatar #17 - beldepinda (31 minutes ago) [-]
Damn, you got that dog costume nailed! But, how do you even fit in there?!? is joke
User avatar #15 - atoaster (52 minutes ago) [-]
Hey, you could probably even dress up as Luna Lovegood. Your hair is perfect for that.
User avatar #7 - mewcubed (5 hours ago) [-]
Dude, looks awesome!!
#8 - mariopimp (5 hours ago) [-]
Thanks!!! If I remember I will post pics when it's done if you'd like!
User avatar #9 - thisxshitxisxhard (5 hours ago) [-]
i want pics
#10 - mariopimp (2 hours ago) [-]
Part 2!! Almost finished! Still needs some work
User avatar #13 - mewcubed (58 minutes ago) [-]
Holy crap. Moar pls.
#5 - Comment deleted 6 hours ago on Halloween 0
#9 - "Your first several batches will probably go horribly wrong" 6 hours ago on Hand Expanding +12
#6 - did it work? 6 hours ago on This guy.. 0
#2 - PEOPLE!?!? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!?!?!?! I MAY LOO… 6 hours ago on tumblr.jpg +5
#11 - His bones aren't broke are they!?!?! Of course it was drinking… 7 hours ago on insert pun here +13

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#83 - spekkorice (10/30/2014) [-]
Propinquity
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User avatar #67 - thealmightyantler ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm 3 years younger than you, 110.
#69 to #67 - mariopimp (10/21/2014) [-]
Go on....
Go on....
User avatar #70 to #69 - thealmightyantler ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
And 6'4
#71 to #70 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
Interesting.... lol.
Interesting.... lol.
#66 - indonesia (10/21/2014) [-]
I like 113-years-old short girls
#72 to #68 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
believe me, I'm 175 cm myself. so I like short girls.   
you are 149 am I right? you're cute sized.
believe me, I'm 175 cm myself. so I like short girls.
you are 149 am I right? you're cute sized.
User avatar #73 to #72 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
No, I'm compact and misproportioned. lmao
User avatar #74 to #73 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
so, what does it means?
User avatar #75 to #74 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #76 to #75 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
compact and misproportioned?
User avatar #78 to #76 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
Idk, lol. I have a super short torso and whatnot.
User avatar #77 to #76 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
Idk, lol. I have a super short torso and whatnot.
User avatar #79 to #77 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
which means?
User avatar #80 to #79 - mariopimp (10/22/2014) [-]
nevermind.....
User avatar #81 to #80 - indonesia (10/22/2014) [-]
I probably ask you for your full body picture so I know what's compact and misproportioned about you.
But I would be a ******* creep.

nevermind too...
#65 - anon (10/21/2014) [-]
*Heavy Breathing*
#47 - themagicdalek ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
WOW A GIRL ON FUNNYJUNK!
User avatar #44 - ohmygwad (09/27/2014) [-]
how old are you?
User avatar #45 to #44 - mariopimp (09/27/2014) [-]
113, duhh
#40 - traveller (09/23/2014) [-]
Mfw this is probably a guy and all these comments
#33 - aerosol (09/02/2014) [-]
mfw all the comments on your profile
#34 to #33 - mariopimp (09/03/2014) [-]
Hahahaha, what bout em?
Hahahaha, what bout em?
User avatar #35 to #34 - aerosol (09/03/2014) [-]
They just seem extremely cringe inducing
#36 to #35 - mariopimp (09/03/2014) [-]
They are... especially from iamstoopid or whatever his name is, lmao
They are... especially from iamstoopid or whatever his name is, lmao
#38 to #36 - iamstoopid (09/17/2014) [-]
why is a baby in the womb for 9 months but isnt 9 months old when its born?
#37 to #36 - iamstoopid (09/16/2014) [-]
let me lick your butthole!
#25 - CloudNova (08/14/2014) [-]
Hey there
Hey there
#26 to #25 - mariopimp (08/14/2014) [-]
Hahaha, hey.
Hahaha, hey.
#27 to #26 - CloudNova (08/15/2014) [-]
How are you? ^^
How are you? ^^
#28 to #27 - mariopimp (08/15/2014) [-]
Great thanks!! You?
Great thanks!! You?
#29 to #28 - CloudNova (08/15/2014) [-]
That's good. I'm alright thanks, just playing Archeage ^^
That's good. I'm alright thanks, just playing Archeage ^^
#31 to #29 - mariopimp (08/15/2014) [-]
Have fun, lol.
Have fun, lol.
#18 - tridaak ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Here
User avatar #19 to #18 - mariopimp (08/10/2014) [-]
wut....
#20 to #19 - tridaak ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Have some turtles
#22 to #21 - tridaak ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
#23 to #22 - mariopimp (08/10/2014) [-]
Terrorists.....
Terrorists.....
#24 to #23 - tridaak ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
Even dogs like them.
#17 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - rootintootinputin (05/16/2014) [-]
ANSWER!
#13 - iamstoopid (03/19/2014) [-]
show me your butthole
#12 - funnyisme (02/28/2014) [-]
What is it like being so hot. Is life hard or easy?
#39 to #12 - traveller (09/23/2014) [-]
Well compared to you normies it's quite easy
User avatar #50 to #39 - mariopimp (10/15/2014) [-]
hahahahaha
User avatar #52 to #50 - slothboner (10/15/2014) [-]
you look like a fat version of my cousin
User avatar #56 to #52 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
is your cousin anorexic?
User avatar #55 to #52 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
is your cousin anorexic?
User avatar #57 to #55 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
No you just need to lose weight
User avatar #58 to #57 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
Dude... I weigh 115-120 pounds.... good try though.
User avatar #59 to #58 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
lol ok then, keep telling yourself that
#60 to #59 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
You are a horrible troll... lmao
User avatar #62 to #60 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
Not to mention you're wearing Hollister, its not 2005.
User avatar #61 to #60 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
how am i troll if i'm commenting on something that doesn't have the option to thumb. Look at your ******* hand it is being engulfed by a roll of fat. lose weight, for your own good.
User avatar #63 to #61 - mariopimp (10/16/2014) [-]
Uhmm, nahhh, I like my body with some meat on it (: Thanks for the advice though.
User avatar #64 to #63 - slothboner (10/16/2014) [-]
Well you could potentially be really good looking so maybe think about it.
#53 to #52 - traveller (10/15/2014) [-]
She looks like a fat version of my grandfather
User avatar #16 to #12 - gaytard (05/22/2014) [-]
its hard ;^)
#9 to #8 - mariopimp (11/30/2013) [-]
**mariopimp rolled a random image posted in comment #6577982 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Very...
User avatar #2 - lucilavit ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
You look pretty good to be 112 years old.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mariopimp (11/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, I eat pine cones every day. Keeps my skin lookin good, lol.
#4 to #3 - iamstoopid (11/21/2013) [-]
answer me you asshole
User avatar #5 to #4 - mariopimp (11/21/2013) [-]
k
#6 to #5 - iamstoopid (11/22/2013) [-]
show me your butthole
#7 to #6 - anon (11/22/2013) [-]
You're ******* autistic
User avatar #10 to #7 - mariopimp (02/26/2014) [-]
lmao
#1 - iamstoopid (11/07/2013) [-]
show me your butt
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