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#14 - The "italian" guy doesn't speak word of italian.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Pronouncing words in other... +2
User avatar #17 - Zeigh (11/18/2014) [-]
Not a word lol.
#49 - In Rome is Smurf. The owner of that particular shop must have … 11/16/2014 on Looks good 0
#753 - Make a new follower with the creation kit, voice it and releas… 09/23/2014 on admin vocaroo time 0
#811 - Social Justice Squire 09/23/2014 on rename anonymous 0
#32 - Oh **** . I missed that. 09/21/2014 on To 4Chan +1
#30 - If you are refering to this then no. It's not solid enough. To…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on To 4Chan +1
User avatar #31 - steppenwolfvg (09/21/2014) [-]
I was referring to moot's twitter post.
#32 - marioauditore (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh shit. I missed that.
#8 - Glorious leader provides rain on demand with selective targeti… 09/21/2014 on Welcome +8
#267 - He wasn't listing the things wrong with the nation. It was a l… 09/19/2014 on too awesome 0
#221 - I didn't imply anything. You're implying that I implied that. … 09/19/2014 on too awesome 0
#174 - You don't know anything about ancient nations, and that is for…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2014 on too awesome -3
User avatar #197 - clannadqs (09/19/2014) [-]
Sorry, forgot to add something. The modern day American soldier has almost 100 pounds on him during patrols.
User avatar #179 - clannadqs (09/19/2014) [-]
You're implying these guys ran far distances with these sets of armor on. That can't be further from the truth and you're being hypocritical if you think I don't know anything about ancient nations. If you had the slightest education in warfare throughout the ages you would see that most of the time nations opted for lighter armor. Also, I don't care how much manual labor you do or heavy 'fisical' work you do you will not be more athletic (what we're talking about if you were paying attention) than someone who trains simply to be athletic. That lumberjack that doesn't do anything except hack at trees all day is not going to be stronger or in more shape than someone who powerlifts with a lot of cardio thrown in, it simply doesn't work like that. It's alright though man, keep believing a 5'3 manlet wearing some plate armor would make a modern day athlete look like a pussy.
#221 - marioauditore (09/19/2014) [-]
I didn't imply anything. You're implying that I implied that. And you're also implying that i don't know light armor was the most common choice for armor. It's pretty sad when people try to counter argue making up what the other said. That is called a strawman argument.
My point is that an ancient soldier had to be trained to march for miles with his equipment on him and fight for his life through countless battles in close combat always mantaining a formation with no weak spots. That make people extremely tough. But if you want to believe that those guys were way weaker then us and through all history people just got stronger and stronger until this day, then i don't want to ruin that fantasy for you.
Your argument that heavy 'fisical' work you do you will not make you more athletic than someone who trains simply to be athletic just support what i'm saying: There is no way in the ancient world there were so many obese people as in modern times. I'd be surprised if obesity were over 2% of the population. And then we have athletes in the ancient world too. People who dedicated their lives to be in perfect shape, warrior castes dedicating all their lives to the art of war, and so on. If you could compare the population of an ancient nation to the population of a modern nation they're going to be more fit hands down.
Oh and again, you implied that i said that "any athlete" couldn't compete against an ancient soldier. I didn't say that. I said that a fucking high school kid can't. You used the high school kid as an example and now that it doesn't fit your argument anymore you got rid of it. Nice bullshit.

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