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#17136 - See how many calories your body needs a day with a calculator … 08/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#17135 - I just eat whatevers in the fridge and is somewhat healthy, I … 08/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#68 - Why is that taunt such a douche move? I don't play dark souls.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2014 on *taunts* 0
User avatar #129 - thenewgizmobox (08/21/2014) [-]
in dark souls the only way to talk to people is through these taunts so the community kind of assigned their own meaning to each one.
this one's basically the same as giving the other player the finger.
User avatar #101 - beasert (08/21/2014) [-]
The way he used that taunt seemed to say "I'm up here, you're down there. What are you going to do about it?" Bet he wasn't expecting a special weapon.
User avatar #69 - timbic (08/21/2014) [-]
its not the taunt that was the douche move it was the fact that the other guy attacked him while he was taunting. most people in dark souls pvp wait untill the taunt is done and both parties are ready to fight.
User avatar #123 - professorbag (08/21/2014) [-]
He was taunting him though and being cocky so the invader had the right. If the host bowed then the invader would have been a douche for attacking
#119 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
What? The joke is that the guy on top got cocky and set himself up for a fail. Sen's Fortress is a huge maze of fuckery that a talented player can use to flee endlessly. He was never intending to fight, he just thought he had outsmarted the invader.

Not that I don't hate invaders, but the prick on top kinda got what he deserved.
User avatar #105 - zuflux (08/21/2014) [-]
I laugh at this arbitrary honor system all day. Yes, I did use to bow and stuff before and after a fight in Ds1, but as people started using cheaper and cheaper tactics (See: Resonant soul WotG, assorted buffs) with their MLG builds, I just stopped.
#17125 - So 6 months on, then 2 months off? Still shouldn't b… 08/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#82 - Picture 08/21/2014 on The Boulder Feels... 0
#17121 - If you've been working out for at least a few years it shouldn…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #17124 - thegrohltroll (08/21/2014) [-]
6 months actually
User avatar #17125 - marinepenguin (08/21/2014) [-]
So 6 months on, then 2 months off?

Still shouldn't be horrible, lost gains are a lot easier to get back then it is to make new gains.
#17120 - Powerlifting is a weightlifting sport. Also there is… 08/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#17119 - Yeah I don't think anyone would care if you just leveled him o… 08/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#17088 - Yeah you probably won't look like that. That guy is under 8% b… 08/20/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#7 - I never used adblock for this site until the whole fake java t… 08/20/2014 on Games 0
#17086 - During my weight lifting class we just did Bigger, Faster, Str… 08/20/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#91 - Sonic is one of the few characters I'm good at in that game... 08/20/2014 on My room mate was confused 0
#17084 - Obviously I only want to cleanse chicago and st. louis of the … 08/20/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#85376 - He drew some attention I think, but I think it did a lot more …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85377 - Conquistador (08/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I see good and bad in it. I enjoyed all the arguments and shit.
#85373 - Yeah kind of. I think syrian drained the board of people who w…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85375 - Conquistador (08/20/2014) [-]
He chased away some. But it also felt like he sparked conversations for those who stayed/showed up.

Also seems like he drew in more anti-semites too.
User avatar #85376 - marinepenguin (08/20/2014) [-]
He drew some attention I think, but I think it did a lot more long term harm then it did good.
User avatar #85377 - Conquistador (08/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I see good and bad in it. I enjoyed all the arguments and shit.
#85368 - If they want to see a REAL atheist circlejerk they should go t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85369 - cleverguy (08/20/2014) [-]
i've never been there. i thought it got taken down or something
#85408 - thebritishguy (08/20/2014) [-]
It's pretty damn euphoric, every now and then there's something interesting though. The "faces of atheism" which everybody loves started on there.
#85366 - People keep talking about the atheists coming to this board an…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85371 - Conquistador (08/20/2014) [-]
This board seems to be dying off.
User avatar #85373 - marinepenguin (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah kind of. I think syrian drained the board of people who were generally interested in contributing with the board, and it may not really recover for a long time.
User avatar #85375 - Conquistador (08/20/2014) [-]
He chased away some. But it also felt like he sparked conversations for those who stayed/showed up.

Also seems like he drew in more anti-semites too.
User avatar #85376 - marinepenguin (08/20/2014) [-]
He drew some attention I think, but I think it did a lot more long term harm then it did good.
User avatar #85377 - Conquistador (08/20/2014) [-]
Eh, I see good and bad in it. I enjoyed all the arguments and shit.
User avatar #85367 - cleverguy (08/20/2014) [-]
people are just going into withdrawal without a real atheist circle jerk to complain about

they just don't understand why there aren't atheists acting uncivil on the internet
User avatar #85368 - marinepenguin (08/20/2014) [-]
If they want to see a REAL atheist circlejerk they should go to r/atheism, that place can get absolutely cringey at times.
User avatar #85369 - cleverguy (08/20/2014) [-]
i've never been there. i thought it got taken down or something
#85408 - thebritishguy (08/20/2014) [-]
It's pretty damn euphoric, every now and then there's something interesting though. The "faces of atheism" which everybody loves started on there.
#17053 - I'd say that if anything you should be trying to gain weight. 08/20/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#150689 - I plan on it, I actually found out that one of my friends is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #150745 - usarmyexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
Good luck being an officer, I wish I had gone to school before joining instead of afterwards.
#85318 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
#85319 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
#85316 - I'm sorry that not all of us exist on your level of intelligence.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85317 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that your dad dropped you as a baby, faggot.
#85318 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
#85319 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
#85311 - Technically speaking, yes. But meanings of words and how they …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85314 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
People are retarded and should die in a hole.
User avatar #85316 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that not all of us exist on your level of intelligence.
User avatar #85317 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that your dad dropped you as a baby, faggot.
#85318 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
#85319 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
#85309 - Agnostic is descriptive, saying you are agnostic is the same t…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85310 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
Yes, that is what an adjective is. Agnostic is a synonym for unknowing. So calling yourself Agnostic means that you are calling yourself unknowing. There is no descriptor saying that it only applies to religious beliefs.
User avatar #85311 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
Technically speaking, yes. But meanings of words and how they are used are dictated by society, the usage of words and how they can be used properly changes. If you went up to a random person and told them you were an agnostic, most people would assume that you are talking about religion. So while it's origins may mean something not pertaining specifically to religion, in it's modern usage it is mostly associated with a religious position. It is like nitpicking about the word literally, and how many people use it to show emphasis instead of a literal action.
User avatar #85314 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
People are retarded and should die in a hole.
User avatar #85316 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that not all of us exist on your level of intelligence.
User avatar #85317 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that your dad dropped you as a baby, faggot.
#85318 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
#85319 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
#85307 - So you can say you are agnostic and it would be valid, but you…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85308 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
You can't say that you an agnostic. Agnostic is an adjective. You can't call yourself an adjective. And if you say "I am agnostic", then all you are doing is telling people that you don't know anything.
User avatar #85309 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
Agnostic is descriptive, saying you are agnostic is the same thing as saying you are fast, or strong, in terms of grammar. Saying you are agnostic is the same thing as saying you are unsure of your beliefs.
User avatar #85310 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
Yes, that is what an adjective is. Agnostic is a synonym for unknowing. So calling yourself Agnostic means that you are calling yourself unknowing. There is no descriptor saying that it only applies to religious beliefs.
User avatar #85311 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
Technically speaking, yes. But meanings of words and how they are used are dictated by society, the usage of words and how they can be used properly changes. If you went up to a random person and told them you were an agnostic, most people would assume that you are talking about religion. So while it's origins may mean something not pertaining specifically to religion, in it's modern usage it is mostly associated with a religious position. It is like nitpicking about the word literally, and how many people use it to show emphasis instead of a literal action.
User avatar #85314 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
People are retarded and should die in a hole.
User avatar #85316 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that not all of us exist on your level of intelligence.
User avatar #85317 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that your dad dropped you as a baby, faggot.
#85318 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
#85319 - ecomp (08/19/2014) [-]
#17034 - Most major lifts work the core, squat, overhead press, curls, … 08/19/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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User avatar #111 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
No homo, can you post a pic of your arms. Or just your muscles, this sounds so gay but I'm just curious as to how ripped you are.
#112 to #111 - marinepenguin ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
No worries bro, I've seen you on Fitness some, so I can see why you'd be curious.

I'm about upper 180s in this photo. Currently in the lower 190s now. I wouldn't say I'm ripped, but I'm trying to get there.

My goal is to reach a lean 200, and I have more fat on me now then I'd like.
User avatar #113 to #112 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
What supplements you on?
User avatar #114 to #113 - marinepenguin ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
I only take Whey Protein
User avatar #115 to #114 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
Oh. I just started taking 100% Whey Protein. I used to take this: www.gnc.com/GNC-Total-Lean-Lean-Shake-BURN-Chocolate-Fudge/product.jsp?productId=33755596

Then I dropped 15 lbs and I am onto whey protein.
User avatar #116 to #115 - marinepenguin ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. I've only every used Whey, I'm not going to start trying to actually slim down until I hit around 210 or if I put on too much fat in the process. I'm not sure how big I could get while staying natty though.
User avatar #117 to #116 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
Well good luck bro. Keep at it.
User avatar #102 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Hey, I hope you dont mind answering some questions of mine, you seem to be pretty smart about all this workout stuff and im just starting out
User avatar #103 to #102 - marinepenguin ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Well I'm flattered! I'm sure I could help you, what are you wanting to know exactly?
User avatar #104 to #103 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Well I wanted some advice on a few aspects of the workouts ive been doing the past month
I've run a mile everyday before lifting as a bit of cardio and to warm up; I don't run longer (which i easily could) because I dont want to be fatigued for my actual workout
Do you think this beneficial? I'm aiming to be a bit more muscular and to lose my excess fat
Also, I wanted advice on the exercises that I've been doing; should i post them all?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marinepenguin ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Well first off, running a mile before lifting isn't a terrible idea, it'll help condition you and keep your cardiovascular system in good shape. BUT, jogging is hell on your knees and if you do too much you can actually impair your ability to gain lean muscle mass. So if I were you, I would do about 3 or 4 40 yard sprints for a warmup instead. It'll condition you, burn fat, builds muscle throughout your body, and isn't hard on the joints.

As for the exercises, post away.
User avatar #106 to #105 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
So here's what ive been doing:
Back:
4x10 Lat Pulldowns,
4x10 seated Low row,
4x10 Bent-over dumbbell row,
4x10 Back extensions,
4x10 of this byebyebodyfatbridge.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/969.jpg,
4x10 of this www.osu-tulsa.okstate.edu/wellness/equipment/reverse-flies-lg.jpg,
Shoulder:
4x10 dumbbell shrugs, 4x10 dumbbell shoulder press, 4x10 shoulder press machine, 4x10 front dumbbell raise,
Abs:
4x10 decline weighted sit-ups, 4x10 of this www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/exerciseImages/sequences/340/Male/l/340_2.jpg , 4x10 of this one machine, cant find it, 4x10 of this other machine,
Legs:
4x10 seated leg press, 4x10 of this s1.hubimg.com/u/2775218_f520.jpg , 4x10 of this www.biokineticspt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/VR1-Leg-Extension_13050.jpg , 4x10 one-legged dumbbell calf raises,
Chest:
4x10 dumbbell press, 4x10 bench press, 4x10 of this www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2012/rise-of-the-machines-15-assisted-exercises-that-work_e.jpg, 4x10 incline bench press,
Biceps:
4x10 curls,
4x10 reverse grip pull-up,
4x10 www.nationalfitnessequipments.com/images/Bicep_Machine_Curl.jpg ,
4x10 seated curl bar,
Tricep:
4x10 lying-down dumbbell tricep extension, 4x10 dips,
4x10 arm extension machine, 4x10 triceps push down
User avatar #108 to #106 - marinepenguin ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Couple tips here. You have a TON of volume, and it's really unnecessary. You should really only have 4-6 movements per workout max, usually centered around one big lift, which you don't seem to be doing any of those besides bench. So say for back, I'd do Deadlifts, then pull-ups (instead of lat pulldowns), bent over rows (barbell preferable), and some kind of rear delt movement, and then I would probably add in one bicep movement.

You also seem to use a ton of machine work, does the gym you go to have any free weights or barbells? Those will have more carryover to real life and a higher amount of strength and size gain compared to machines.

Lastly, switch it up from 4x10 sometimes man, throw in some 5x5 (considered the best combination of strength and size), 5/3/1 (second best), 10x3 (yes, 10 sets of 3, lots of size gain, lots of strength gain). Toy around with the sets and reps, stick with one for a few months and see how you grow. Find out what works best for you. I'm really tall for a lifter so 5x5 tends to work best for me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
I feel like I should haveve included this; I do all these over 5 days, with back on Monday, abs and shoulders on Tuesday, legs on Wednesday, chest on Thursday, and triceps and biceps on Friday
Do you still feel that I should do less movements?
User avatar #110 to #109 - marinepenguin ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes, I had assumed that you split it up.

Like I said, you only really need 4-6 movements centered around one main lift. Any more then that and you risk overtraining, especially when you work out 5 days a week. I would know, I used to do what you are doing, except I went 6 days a week. After awhile I would start getting hurt, my lower back, then my upper back, then my hip, or my knee. Now that I toned it down I have absolutely no injuries and I feel better then ever.
User avatar #107 to #106 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Hopefully that wasnt too cringey
Also about the sprinting, it seems like a good idea
User avatar #101 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
i am fasting and went to your profile and full of food. why you torture me ;_;
#100 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Have some more u slut
User avatar #99 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh you love this bread you dirty whore.
#98 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
ofc i wouldnt
User avatar #97 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
You thought this cat would stop with bread?
#95 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I shall not stop. I shall not falter. OP will deliver. And you shall know his name forever.
User avatar #96 to #95 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a good time. Many laughs are to be had.
#93 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I guess you like bread
Have a grielld chees
#94 to #93 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I thought you were done.
Oh god I thought you were done.
#90 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Fuk u have sum bred
Beans on bred toast
User avatar #92 to #90 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
That looks absolutely disgusting holy **** .
#88 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Not stopping because you goddamn asked to be ********** . I will not stop. I shall not falter. Fuk u
User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it bread or is it ice cream!!!!???
#85 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have your 5 bread a day ************ .
User avatar #86 to #85 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god no
#84 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you like buttery bread you whore?
User avatar #87 to #84 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Please stop omg
#83 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such ******** , Many bread. Wow.
User avatar #89 to #83 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
This isn't your average everyday *********** , this is...

ADVANCED ***********
#80 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
guess who i am
User avatar #81 to #80 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
considering my latest user on my profile is syrianassassin, I have no idea
User avatar #78 to #76 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
oh wait I remember what this was for, you actually did it. Impressive.
User avatar #77 to #76 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
#75 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 to #75 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm impressed.
User avatar #72 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I got the tentacuil thumbs back to 0 for you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, it was more of an annoyance then anything. He thumbed down several boards.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I like to chill the music board and spam thumbing is really annoying.
#70 to #67 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You've got nothing on him.
#68 to #67 - marinepenguin ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#69 to #68 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** aaaaaaaaand I'm gay.
User avatar #71 to #69 - marinepenguin ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
We'll hello friend
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
#66 to #65 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
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