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Interests: Hanging out, being stupid with friends, sports, working out, video games.
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
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#220 - Because it isn't less dense then air I'm guessing. That's the … 08/21/2013 on Name a country without an... -13
#203 - I forgot I wasnt logged in, my apologies (continued) … 08/21/2013 on Don't fuck with 'merica +1
#162 - As a dude I have been told (mostly by my girlfriend), that I h…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Stupid Genetics 0
User avatar #169 - hiyorin (08/19/2013) [-]
give in, I know I did.
#167 - sixroller has deleted their comment.
#175 - andromedika (08/19/2013) [-]
Wait.. wait what?
#90864 - With bench you want to keep the reps at about 15 max. It shoul…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #90865 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
Awesome. Thanks for all of the help. I've even now made a spreadsheet to help me keep track of what I do, hopefully that helps.
#90860 - A bench is necessary so that you can get a full range of motio…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #90861 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
Ah. Well that makes sense. I have an exercise ball that I can use a temporary bench, I would think.

I assume you leave a small break at least between sets? I usually do sets of 25, but never seen how many I could do in one sitting.
User avatar #90864 - marinepenguin (08/19/2013) [-]
With bench you want to keep the reps at about 15 max. It should be heavy enough that you can't do many more than that. Like yesterday I did 5 sets of 5 with 145 lbs, I weigh 155 so that was fairly heavy for how big I am. If you are going for strength you want low reps, high weight. (5x5, 3x3, 4x2). If you are going for endurance, tone, and lean muscle you do high reps and lower weight (3x10, 3x12, 3x15). And an oversize ball would work well actually, although I'd go lighter on the weight since you would need more control to keep your balance.
User avatar #90865 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
Awesome. Thanks for all of the help. I've even now made a spreadsheet to help me keep track of what I do, hopefully that helps.
#90858 - Everyone is a bit skittish at first when it comes to working o…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #90859 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
I guess you're right. Money and motivation provided, I probably will sign up for a gym when I can.

A little off topic; but is bench press actually good for pecs? I don't have a bench to press on, so I just lie on the floor. In terms of what I'm lifting I've started off with two dumbells of 6KG each. I find that 3 sets of 10-12 reps of curls and tricep things is plenty, but I need to do 20-30 reps with the bench press to feel anything, and even then it's not where I thought it would be, it's more on the armpit kind of area.
User avatar #90860 - marinepenguin (08/19/2013) [-]
A bench is necessary so that you can get a full range of motion, as in the bar should touch your chest before you begin to go up again. If you're on the floor you cant get the bar to your chest as the floor stops your elbows. Bench press works your pectorals and triceps primarily, and your shoulders get worked out some too.

Until you have a proper bench I would just stick to pushups, try to do 100 in one sitting. I tend to do 5 sets of 20. But if you couldn't do that then just do as many as you can at a time.
User avatar #90861 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
Ah. Well that makes sense. I have an exercise ball that I can use a temporary bench, I would think.

I assume you leave a small break at least between sets? I usually do sets of 25, but never seen how many I could do in one sitting.
User avatar #90864 - marinepenguin (08/19/2013) [-]
With bench you want to keep the reps at about 15 max. It should be heavy enough that you can't do many more than that. Like yesterday I did 5 sets of 5 with 145 lbs, I weigh 155 so that was fairly heavy for how big I am. If you are going for strength you want low reps, high weight. (5x5, 3x3, 4x2). If you are going for endurance, tone, and lean muscle you do high reps and lower weight (3x10, 3x12, 3x15). And an oversize ball would work well actually, although I'd go lighter on the weight since you would need more control to keep your balance.
User avatar #90865 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
Awesome. Thanks for all of the help. I've even now made a spreadsheet to help me keep track of what I do, hopefully that helps.
#90802 - I always worked out because I was in sports in high school, so…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #90851 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch. Going to start my 'regime' today (the one I said above). Not sure what kind of goal I could set myself, but I'll think of one.

About working out with a friend and signing up for things...I'm very self conscious (no idea why) about exercising in front of or with others. I'm even unsure about whether I'm going to join the gym after my birthday.
User avatar #90858 - marinepenguin (08/19/2013) [-]
Everyone is a bit skittish at first when it comes to working out in front of people. It's just something you get used to.

Just realize that 99% of people you see at a gym are willing to help you and are extremely glad that another person has decided to try and get in shape. The gym is a judgement free zone.

And one more thing, the faster you accept that there will always be some musclebound guy at the gym who completely out lifts you and everybody there, the better off you'll be.
Good Luck man.
User avatar #90859 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
I guess you're right. Money and motivation provided, I probably will sign up for a gym when I can.

A little off topic; but is bench press actually good for pecs? I don't have a bench to press on, so I just lie on the floor. In terms of what I'm lifting I've started off with two dumbells of 6KG each. I find that 3 sets of 10-12 reps of curls and tricep things is plenty, but I need to do 20-30 reps with the bench press to feel anything, and even then it's not where I thought it would be, it's more on the armpit kind of area.
User avatar #90860 - marinepenguin (08/19/2013) [-]
A bench is necessary so that you can get a full range of motion, as in the bar should touch your chest before you begin to go up again. If you're on the floor you cant get the bar to your chest as the floor stops your elbows. Bench press works your pectorals and triceps primarily, and your shoulders get worked out some too.

Until you have a proper bench I would just stick to pushups, try to do 100 in one sitting. I tend to do 5 sets of 20. But if you couldn't do that then just do as many as you can at a time.
User avatar #90861 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
Ah. Well that makes sense. I have an exercise ball that I can use a temporary bench, I would think.

I assume you leave a small break at least between sets? I usually do sets of 25, but never seen how many I could do in one sitting.
User avatar #90864 - marinepenguin (08/19/2013) [-]
With bench you want to keep the reps at about 15 max. It should be heavy enough that you can't do many more than that. Like yesterday I did 5 sets of 5 with 145 lbs, I weigh 155 so that was fairly heavy for how big I am. If you are going for strength you want low reps, high weight. (5x5, 3x3, 4x2). If you are going for endurance, tone, and lean muscle you do high reps and lower weight (3x10, 3x12, 3x15). And an oversize ball would work well actually, although I'd go lighter on the weight since you would need more control to keep your balance.
User avatar #90865 - herblegerble (08/19/2013) [-]
Awesome. Thanks for all of the help. I've even now made a spreadsheet to help me keep track of what I do, hopefully that helps.
#242 - Yeah, our genitals sure bonded afterwards.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Iron Giant 0
#243 - sandynipples (08/15/2013) [-]
Ohhh, sounds exciting.
#239 - I saw an Iron Giant related content here like a week ago and f…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Iron Giant +8
User avatar #248 - invertedasshole (08/15/2013) [-]
Then you fucked?
#241 - sandynipples has deleted their comment.
User avatar #242 - marinepenguin (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, our genitals sure bonded afterwards.
#243 - sandynipples (08/15/2013) [-]
Ohhh, sounds exciting.
#90104 - I know your pain man, except that your girls sex life is a bit…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#90190 - themeister (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I'm gonna try and look at things that way from now on, It's tough to do but I know it'll make our relationship last longer. I love her to death and that's all that matters now. Again, thanks
#89966 - I only lasted about 15 seconds. Mission abort.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #89967 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Let my swag flow through you.
#89963 - I will try, I will return with an update soon. 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#89961 - I have no problem with the sex itself, I'm not trying to boast…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #89962 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Go more then. Leave friction burns until you start a fire. Then call your dick Charizard and shoot your liquid fire.
User avatar #89966 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I only lasted about 15 seconds. Mission abort.
User avatar #89967 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Let my swag flow through you.
User avatar #89963 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I will try, I will return with an update soon.
#89957 - It doesn't matter, it shouldn't matter. Which is why I'm doing…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#89958 - thatonesouthernkid has deleted their comment.
#89954 - So, I need some advice on how to get over some feelings about …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#90005 - themeister (08/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit, I have the exact same issue. I'm glad it's not just me. My girlfriend has had such a colourful sex life, and I'm here just like "cool, you're the 2nd girl I've slept with." The biggest thing for me is that sex doesn't feel special when like 10+ other guys have done it. She used to sleep with people to get them to like her (I guess) and she had a fucking threesome with 2 guys and thinking about that stuff makes me sick to my god damn stomach. Sorry, I need to vent and I got no one else to talk to.
User avatar #90104 - marinepenguin (08/15/2013) [-]
I know your pain man, except that your girls sex life is a bit more colorful than my girls. But I'll tell you that today I had a bit of an epiphany while I was at work.
I realized that instead of tearing myself up over the past and worrying about what has already been done, I'm going to enjoy the present and have a great time with the girl I love, even if she has loved other guys more than I'm comfortable with. I'd rather accept her past and be able to enjoy her, instead of hurting myself and the relationship because I can't accept what is already done.
#90190 - themeister (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I'm gonna try and look at things that way from now on, It's tough to do but I know it'll make our relationship last longer. I love her to death and that's all that matters now. Again, thanks
User avatar #89959 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Go on a fucking rampage until you get her pregnant. Then you can express dominance by boasting your superior sperm.
User avatar #89961 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I have no problem with the sex itself, I'm not trying to boast at all. But I'm nearly 7 inches, have pretty decent girth, and I can usually go until she is too tired to move.
User avatar #89962 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Go more then. Leave friction burns until you start a fire. Then call your dick Charizard and shoot your liquid fire.
User avatar #89966 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I only lasted about 15 seconds. Mission abort.
User avatar #89967 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Let my swag flow through you.
User avatar #89963 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I will try, I will return with an update soon.
User avatar #89955 - smashmenao (08/14/2013) [-]
if you really love her the past wont matter. it's gonna hurt. but it will get better.



and tell her how you feel!
User avatar #89957 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter, it shouldn't matter. Which is why I'm doing my best to accept it. It hurts, but I'm trying to get over it because I don't want it to damage the relationship.

And I have, I've brought it up on several occasions and we've had long talks about it.
#89958 - thatonesouthernkid has deleted their comment.
#88652 - I know what you're talking about, I've seen the game where tha… 08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#88651 - Don't overthink it and make an issue of it. You should let it go. 08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#88649 - You don't run and play sports with your throat. However tragic…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #88650 - daryldixon (08/05/2013) [-]
it sliced his fucking jugular i dont give a fucking shit that mean is a legend.
User avatar #88652 - marinepenguin (08/05/2013) [-]
I know what you're talking about, I've seen the game where that happened.
#88648 - I've seen several fellow players during football tear their AC… 08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#59 - No everyone forgot about it. 08/05/2013 on Checkmate +1
#200 - The law where I live in the US (state of Illinois), states tha… 08/05/2013 on Subway Stories PT 3 0
#151 - In Civ V I never field a large army at first, I focus on Resea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Sid Meiers -1
#207 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
do you ever shut the fuck up?
#150 - It's funny I think, I played Hanako's route for my 2nd play th… 07/23/2013 on All your feels belong to... 0
#37585 - You're right, the a good 90% of the "hauntings" have… 07/23/2013 on Religion Board 0
#94976 - 6'3 @165 here. I'm still skinny, but I'm pretty toned now with…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #94977 - heraske (07/23/2013) [-]
gay. i'm 198 CM on my learner's license. that makes me 6' 5" lololool
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User avatar #101 - syrianassassin (07/23/2014) [-]
i am fasting and went to your profile and full of food. why you torture me ;_;
#100 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Have some more u slut
User avatar #99 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh you love this bread you dirty whore.
#98 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
ofc i wouldnt
User avatar #97 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
You thought this cat would stop with bread?
#95 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I shall not stop. I shall not falter. OP will deliver. And you shall know his name forever.
User avatar #96 to #95 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a good time. Many laughs are to be had.
#93 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I guess you like bread
Have a grielld chees
#94 to #93 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I thought you were done.
Oh god I thought you were done.
#90 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Fuk u have sum bred
Beans on bred toast
User avatar #92 to #90 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
That looks absolutely disgusting holy shit.
#88 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Not stopping because you goddamn asked to be shitposted. I will not stop. I shall not falter. Fuk u
User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it bread or is it ice cream!!!!???
#85 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have your 5 bread a day motherfucker.
User avatar #86 to #85 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god no
#84 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you like buttery bread you whore?
User avatar #87 to #84 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Please stop omg
#83 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such shitpost, Many bread. Wow.
User avatar #89 to #83 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This isn't your average everyday shitposting, this is...

ADVANCED shitposting
#80 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
guess who i am
User avatar #81 to #80 - marinepenguin (06/28/2014) [-]
considering my latest user on my profile is syrianassassin, I have no idea
User avatar #76 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #78 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
oh wait I remember what this was for, you actually did it. Impressive.
User avatar #77 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
#75 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 to #75 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm impressed.
User avatar #72 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I got the tentacuil thumbs back to 0 for you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, it was more of an annoyance then anything. He thumbed down several boards.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I like to chill the music board and spam thumbing is really annoying.
#70 to #67 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You've got nothing on him.
#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#69 to #68 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** aaaaaaaaand I'm gay.
User avatar #71 to #69 - marinepenguin (06/11/2014) [-]
We'll hello friend
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
#61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the 4channy thing viacotwelve
User avatar #63 to #61 - thegermanknight (04/08/2013) [-]
Neeeyah! Ocean of text!
User avatar #64 to #63 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
It's so gud dough.
User avatar #62 to #61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
thegermanknight
#55 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
lil wayne fucking sucks dumbass
#56 to #55 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I never said I liked Lil Wayne?
#57 to #56 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah you did
User avatar #58 to #57 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember this. Could you link it? Because there is only one song that I have in my collection that is Lil Wayne, because I don't like his music 99% of the time.
#59 to #58 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
cant find the comment no more you mustve deleted it
User avatar #60 to #59 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say anon. But I can say from my own personal experience, that I do not enjoy Lil Wayne.
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