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#70604 - Socrates and his teachings were never against religion. He was…  [+] (23 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #70619 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
oh and you are trying to say paganism is best than being monotheistic
User avatar #70620 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
I wasn't implying any religion is better then any other. I'm just stating that Socrates was not against religion, as he was part of one himself.

Paganism was just the dominant religion of the time in that area.
User avatar #70621 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
and now paganism is off bye bye
worshiping stone or a cow or whatever die is just will be defined as stupidity
User avatar #70623 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Whether you find it ridiculous or not is void.

Plus Pagans don't worship stones or objects, they just had multiple Gods.

If you want to get into petty arguments like that, one could easily say that you pray to an oversized cube.
User avatar #70624 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
>we pray for over sized cube?

you just showed great ignorance...
that is a direction, haven't you seen the jews praying and the direction is the great wall
and paganism is worshipping something live in die

oh by the way that cube is the golden mean point of the earth, dont tell me it is build there and the ibrahim know, there was no knowledge in that time
User avatar #70626 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
I know it's more than just a cube, it's an oversimplification, which is what you do all the time.

You know nothing about Paganism

And the cube you're talking about is not the golden mean of the earth. The golden mean is just an intersection of two latitudes, there's another one on the opposite side of the planet. Plus it's about 20 miles south of the exact intersection. So you can chalk that up to coincidence.
User avatar #70627 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
but still it is in the golden mean point of the earth, and it will nerve be built by chance, and yes i know more about paganism, we did eliminate one before and it will not be amazing if i did eliminate one by myself, because paganism is just a full contradiction by itself.
god dies and live and shit and make sex or whatever, which is not the quality of god.
god dont die
god dont shit and piss
god does not go make sex
and more weird paganism rule
User avatar #70629 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Did you not read what I said, it is 20 miles from the golden mean. If it was exactly in the golden mean then I would be impressed.

Pyramids all around the world have been shaped in certain ways to match the starts exactly, there are dozens of examples of cultures doing things more impressive then building a big black cube 20 miles from the Golden Mean.

I think you need to look up the definition of belief. You believe that God's do not hold those qualities. Pagans believed that they did. Just because your definition of God is different doesn't make theirs wrong or stupid.
User avatar #70630 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
and where is those gods?
the arab pagans??? we put their gods in the ground and they are now like any rock in this earth.
the Egyptians? bye bye no more!
Babylonians? oh really i need to explain that too?????????
Assyrians?
Greece?
Romans?????
and if only Muslims fought Hindus and Buddhism with rocks those religions will disappear from the face of the earth.

It is He who has sent His Messenger with guidance and the religion of truth to manifest it over all religion, although they who associate others with Allah dislike it.
this verse is clear for you.
User avatar #70631 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Civilizations rise and fall. That is no argument for whether a god exists or not.

Greece still exists, Romans still exist (as Italians), Egypt is still it's own country.

What happened to the Ottoman empire? Persian Empire? The Moors?

Why is 90% of your Islamic countries in the 3rd world and wrapped in a desert wasteland?

This is clear to you yes?
#70632 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
i am talking about the religion not the people
>middle east
>wasteland

we have the best agriculture land and the best places to build out shit in this desert
User avatar #70633 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Regardless, there have been thousands of religions. Just because some don't make it means nothing. Islam within the next hundreds years and be wiped out, same goes for any other modern religion. This planet has existed for 4.5 billions years, modern man for a million years, Islam and Modern religions have existed for 2000 years.

And I think you need to travel more. If you think you have the best land for farming in the world you are deluding yourself. Try the floodlands of the Mississippi, otherwise known as the breadbasket of the world. Or the rivers and floodlands of india, southeast asia, or the farmlands on the plains of Europe. Literally nearly anywhere else on the planet is better to farm then the Middle East.

Also, Success breeds jelousy?

You're in a Civil War.
#70635 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
>islam will be wiped out
>teaching me about my country
>syrian civil war?????

we are the fastest growing religion in the face of the earth, and almost a couple of years and the half world will be for us.
we have the best agriculture lands in the whole middle east, we can even grow anything we want.
Syrian was never civil war, it is just bringing foreignness to fight against the people, have you not seen the voting in Lebanon? the people broke the walls just to vote for bashar

Soon will We show them our Signs in the (furthest) regions (of the earth), and in their own souls, until it becomes manifest to them that this is the Truth. Is it not enough that thy Lord doth witness all things?Chapter (41) sūrat fuṣṣilat - 53

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_eschatology

it is near, most of the minor prophecy is near and some achieved and came to reality. more corruption means more islam will soon dominate the earth
User avatar #70636 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Even if Islam so happened to take over the earth (which it won't), you self destruct when you have no one else to fight. Islam cannot sustain itself.

Central North America, eastern Europe, northern China and the Argentine Pampas are the backbone of the world's agricultural production. cornandsoybeandigest.com/issues/soil-wealth-why-north-america-feeds-world

Syria was never in a Civil war? RIght

So the fact that half of the population has been displaced from the country as refugees and the rest are fighting one another is not a Civil war.

Prophecy is always told in such a way that it makes nearly any situation fit into it. It's called being vague.
#70637 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
And they say, "Never will the Fire touch us, except for a few days." Say, "Have you taken a covenant with Allah ? For Allah will never break His covenant. Or do you say about Allah that which you do not know?"
quran.com/2/80

you talk about god of what you ignore??
inst it just stupidity that the before you tried and all failed and perished into endless pain?

So what is [the matter] with them [that] they do not believe,
And when the Qur'an is recited to them, they do not prostrate [to Allah ]?
But those who have disbelieved deny,
And Allah is most knowing of what they keep within themselves.
So give them tidings of a painful punishment,
quran.com/84/20-24

Those who disbelieve in the signs of Allah and kill the prophets without right and kill those who order justice from among the people - give them tidings of a painful punishment.
They are the ones whose deeds have become worthless in this world and the Hereafter, and for them there will be no helpers.
quran.com/3/21-22

i dont think your dreams and saying will come to reality, god decide and not you
User avatar #70628 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
never*
User avatar #70639 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
The Quran is not a source of evidence for anything. Neither is the Bible, Torah, or any kind of religious book. You cannot look past your religion and that is your entire shortcoming.
User avatar #70640 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
So what is [the matter] with them [that] they do not believe,
And when the Qur'an is recited to them, they do not prostrate [to Allah ]?
But those who have disbelieved deny,
And Allah is most knowing of what they keep within themselves.
So give them tidings of a painful punishment,
quran.com/84/20-24

amazing my quran said the truth, how ca i disbelief the truth?
User avatar #70642 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
That verse just states the obvious. They do not believe in Allah, therefore they do not pray to him.

Your quran does not state any truths more then any other supposed truth.
User avatar #70643 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
who are you to say?
are you god?
you are just something was not into existence and came to existance?

Has there [not] come upon man a period of time when he was not a thing [even] mentioned?
Indeed, We created man from a sperm-drop mixture that We may try him; and We made him hearing and seeing.
quran 76 : 1-2
you are just lying the quran, you are proving it by every time you lie
User avatar #70644 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
The quran is not evidence for your god. Your quran was created by men who are just as misguided as you. You are the one who cannot see, you are the ignorant. And I fear that your ignorance will make others unable to see as well.

You blind yourself with your book. You hide behind your verses that mean nothing. You hold back our species.
User avatar #70645 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
And if you are in doubt about what We have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a surah the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah , if you should be truthful.
But if you do not - and you will never be able to - then fear the Fire, whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.
quran.com/2/23-24
User avatar #70646 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
>Continues to quote the quran

Sigh, looks like my time is being wasted here. And so isn't yours.
#117 - The movie has been out for fourteen years. I'm not worried abo… 06/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#70561 - The irony is that you claim to hate those intolerant of religi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #70563 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
i dont intolerant other belief, i have atheist friends and Christians and Jews, but only if they did intolerant with me i intolerant with them.
#70560 - He has a point, Socrates questioned everything and never assum…  [+] (26 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #70647 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
it is funny, everything my quran mentioned is true
just prepare yourself for the fire and its fuel is men and stone

you even failed to disprove, it is not in your hand to say it is a real book or not

Indeed, those who disbelieve - it is all the same for them whether you warn them or do not warn them - they will not believe.
quran.com/2/6
User avatar #70562 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
but you will never win religion, no matter how logically the answer is given
NEVER. a simple English word

They want to extinguish the light of Allah with their mouths, but Allah refuses except to perfect His light, although the disbelievers dislike it.
It is He who has sent His Messenger with guidance and the religion of truth to manifest it over all religion, although they who associate others with Allah dislike it.
quran.com/9/32-33
User avatar #70604 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Socrates and his teachings were never against religion. He was a pagan himself.

The point I'm making is that opening your mind to all possibilities can only strengthen your mind.
User avatar #70619 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
oh and you are trying to say paganism is best than being monotheistic
User avatar #70620 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
I wasn't implying any religion is better then any other. I'm just stating that Socrates was not against religion, as he was part of one himself.

Paganism was just the dominant religion of the time in that area.
User avatar #70621 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
and now paganism is off bye bye
worshiping stone or a cow or whatever die is just will be defined as stupidity
User avatar #70623 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Whether you find it ridiculous or not is void.

Plus Pagans don't worship stones or objects, they just had multiple Gods.

If you want to get into petty arguments like that, one could easily say that you pray to an oversized cube.
User avatar #70624 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
>we pray for over sized cube?

you just showed great ignorance...
that is a direction, haven't you seen the jews praying and the direction is the great wall
and paganism is worshipping something live in die

oh by the way that cube is the golden mean point of the earth, dont tell me it is build there and the ibrahim know, there was no knowledge in that time
User avatar #70626 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
I know it's more than just a cube, it's an oversimplification, which is what you do all the time.

You know nothing about Paganism

And the cube you're talking about is not the golden mean of the earth. The golden mean is just an intersection of two latitudes, there's another one on the opposite side of the planet. Plus it's about 20 miles south of the exact intersection. So you can chalk that up to coincidence.
User avatar #70627 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
but still it is in the golden mean point of the earth, and it will nerve be built by chance, and yes i know more about paganism, we did eliminate one before and it will not be amazing if i did eliminate one by myself, because paganism is just a full contradiction by itself.
god dies and live and shit and make sex or whatever, which is not the quality of god.
god dont die
god dont shit and piss
god does not go make sex
and more weird paganism rule
User avatar #70629 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Did you not read what I said, it is 20 miles from the golden mean. If it was exactly in the golden mean then I would be impressed.

Pyramids all around the world have been shaped in certain ways to match the starts exactly, there are dozens of examples of cultures doing things more impressive then building a big black cube 20 miles from the Golden Mean.

I think you need to look up the definition of belief. You believe that God's do not hold those qualities. Pagans believed that they did. Just because your definition of God is different doesn't make theirs wrong or stupid.
User avatar #70630 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
and where is those gods?
the arab pagans??? we put their gods in the ground and they are now like any rock in this earth.
the Egyptians? bye bye no more!
Babylonians? oh really i need to explain that too?????????
Assyrians?
Greece?
Romans?????
and if only Muslims fought Hindus and Buddhism with rocks those religions will disappear from the face of the earth.

It is He who has sent His Messenger with guidance and the religion of truth to manifest it over all religion, although they who associate others with Allah dislike it.
this verse is clear for you.
User avatar #70631 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Civilizations rise and fall. That is no argument for whether a god exists or not.

Greece still exists, Romans still exist (as Italians), Egypt is still it's own country.

What happened to the Ottoman empire? Persian Empire? The Moors?

Why is 90% of your Islamic countries in the 3rd world and wrapped in a desert wasteland?

This is clear to you yes?
#70632 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
i am talking about the religion not the people
>middle east
>wasteland

we have the best agriculture land and the best places to build out shit in this desert
User avatar #70633 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Regardless, there have been thousands of religions. Just because some don't make it means nothing. Islam within the next hundreds years and be wiped out, same goes for any other modern religion. This planet has existed for 4.5 billions years, modern man for a million years, Islam and Modern religions have existed for 2000 years.

And I think you need to travel more. If you think you have the best land for farming in the world you are deluding yourself. Try the floodlands of the Mississippi, otherwise known as the breadbasket of the world. Or the rivers and floodlands of india, southeast asia, or the farmlands on the plains of Europe. Literally nearly anywhere else on the planet is better to farm then the Middle East.

Also, Success breeds jelousy?

You're in a Civil War.
#70635 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
>islam will be wiped out
>teaching me about my country
>syrian civil war?????

we are the fastest growing religion in the face of the earth, and almost a couple of years and the half world will be for us.
we have the best agriculture lands in the whole middle east, we can even grow anything we want.
Syrian was never civil war, it is just bringing foreignness to fight against the people, have you not seen the voting in Lebanon? the people broke the walls just to vote for bashar

Soon will We show them our Signs in the (furthest) regions (of the earth), and in their own souls, until it becomes manifest to them that this is the Truth. Is it not enough that thy Lord doth witness all things?Chapter (41) sūrat fuṣṣilat - 53

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_eschatology

it is near, most of the minor prophecy is near and some achieved and came to reality. more corruption means more islam will soon dominate the earth
User avatar #70636 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
Even if Islam so happened to take over the earth (which it won't), you self destruct when you have no one else to fight. Islam cannot sustain itself.

Central North America, eastern Europe, northern China and the Argentine Pampas are the backbone of the world's agricultural production. cornandsoybeandigest.com/issues/soil-wealth-why-north-america-feeds-world

Syria was never in a Civil war? RIght

So the fact that half of the population has been displaced from the country as refugees and the rest are fighting one another is not a Civil war.

Prophecy is always told in such a way that it makes nearly any situation fit into it. It's called being vague.
#70637 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
And they say, "Never will the Fire touch us, except for a few days." Say, "Have you taken a covenant with Allah ? For Allah will never break His covenant. Or do you say about Allah that which you do not know?"
quran.com/2/80

you talk about god of what you ignore??
inst it just stupidity that the before you tried and all failed and perished into endless pain?

So what is [the matter] with them [that] they do not believe,
And when the Qur'an is recited to them, they do not prostrate [to Allah ]?
But those who have disbelieved deny,
And Allah is most knowing of what they keep within themselves.
So give them tidings of a painful punishment,
quran.com/84/20-24

Those who disbelieve in the signs of Allah and kill the prophets without right and kill those who order justice from among the people - give them tidings of a painful punishment.
They are the ones whose deeds have become worthless in this world and the Hereafter, and for them there will be no helpers.
quran.com/3/21-22

i dont think your dreams and saying will come to reality, god decide and not you
User avatar #70628 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
never*
User avatar #70639 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
The Quran is not a source of evidence for anything. Neither is the Bible, Torah, or any kind of religious book. You cannot look past your religion and that is your entire shortcoming.
User avatar #70640 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
So what is [the matter] with them [that] they do not believe,
And when the Qur'an is recited to them, they do not prostrate [to Allah ]?
But those who have disbelieved deny,
And Allah is most knowing of what they keep within themselves.
So give them tidings of a painful punishment,
quran.com/84/20-24

amazing my quran said the truth, how ca i disbelief the truth?
User avatar #70642 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
That verse just states the obvious. They do not believe in Allah, therefore they do not pray to him.

Your quran does not state any truths more then any other supposed truth.
User avatar #70643 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
who are you to say?
are you god?
you are just something was not into existence and came to existance?

Has there [not] come upon man a period of time when he was not a thing [even] mentioned?
Indeed, We created man from a sperm-drop mixture that We may try him; and We made him hearing and seeing.
quran 76 : 1-2
you are just lying the quran, you are proving it by every time you lie
User avatar #70644 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
The quran is not evidence for your god. Your quran was created by men who are just as misguided as you. You are the one who cannot see, you are the ignorant. And I fear that your ignorance will make others unable to see as well.

You blind yourself with your book. You hide behind your verses that mean nothing. You hold back our species.
User avatar #70645 - syrianassassin (06/02/2014) [-]
And if you are in doubt about what We have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a surah the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah , if you should be truthful.
But if you do not - and you will never be able to - then fear the Fire, whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.
quran.com/2/23-24
User avatar #70646 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
>Continues to quote the quran

Sigh, looks like my time is being wasted here. And so isn't yours.
#70558 - Much of the logic used to say a god doesn't exist can be deriv… 06/02/2014 on Religion Board 0
#40 - Dated a girl once that I was showing the movie Gladiator with …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on (untitled) +12
#115 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
dude spoilers
User avatar #117 - marinepenguin (06/02/2014) [-]
The movie has been out for fourteen years. I'm not worried about spoilers.
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#65 - Godspeed 06/01/2014 on at the drive thru 0
#63 - I would accept a lot of friend requests.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on at the drive thru 0
User avatar #64 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Better spread the word then.
#65 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
Godspeed
#61 - It's the internet, what am I gonna do?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on at the drive thru 0
User avatar #62 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Get a lot of friend requests.
User avatar #63 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
I would accept a lot of friend requests.
User avatar #64 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Better spread the word then.
#65 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
Godspeed
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#59 - It's a bit of a hobby of mine.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2014 on at the drive thru 0
User avatar #60 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I won't tell anyone.
Unless you want me to.
User avatar #61 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
It's the internet, what am I gonna do?
User avatar #62 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Get a lot of friend requests.
User avatar #63 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
I would accept a lot of friend requests.
User avatar #64 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Better spread the word then.
#65 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
Godspeed
#57 - I like Root Beer as well. I just felt the need to respond to y…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/01/2014 on at the drive thru 0
User avatar #58 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Your interest in the nature of my dick has been noted.
User avatar #59 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
It's a bit of a hobby of mine.
User avatar #60 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I won't tell anyone.
Unless you want me to.
User avatar #61 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
It's the internet, what am I gonna do?
User avatar #62 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Get a lot of friend requests.
User avatar #63 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
I would accept a lot of friend requests.
User avatar #64 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Better spread the word then.
#65 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
Godspeed
#53 - Shut up tiny penis coke zero is ******* delish.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/01/2014 on at the drive thru 0
User avatar #55 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm more of a Barq's guy myself, but vanilla coke is also fucking delish.
User avatar #57 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
I like Root Beer as well. I just felt the need to respond to you because we were just talking in another thread when I found this other comment of yours.
User avatar #58 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Your interest in the nature of my dick has been noted.
User avatar #59 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
It's a bit of a hobby of mine.
User avatar #60 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I won't tell anyone.
Unless you want me to.
User avatar #61 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
It's the internet, what am I gonna do?
User avatar #62 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Get a lot of friend requests.
User avatar #63 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
I would accept a lot of friend requests.
User avatar #64 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
Better spread the word then.
#65 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
Godspeed
#64 - Bill Gates could have totally ******* jumped that fence. 06/01/2014 on fencing +1
#140 - You could be right, considering I didn't even know the AFE zon…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Best Girlfriend 0
User avatar #141 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I wouldn't doubt that she genuinely enjoys it, it's just that it's very uncommon. Women, though, are as diverse on the inside as they are on the outside. Some even enjoy cervical penetration, which sounds like it should hurt like a motherfucker, but some people either have different nerves in different places or just react to sensations differently. I just hope that this is something that me and my future girlfriend have great compatibility with.
#136 - Well you sure jumped to some weird ass conclusions. …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Best Girlfriend 0
User avatar #138 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
They're probably confusing the cervix with the AFE zone. This is something that plenty of women are completely unaware of. It's not as big of a culture thing as the G-spot, and not as obvious and up-front as the clitoris. From every source I've found, getting hit in the cervix causes pain, and you're the only one to claim otherwise. I'll count it as a possibility, but statistically speaking, your female acquaintances are outliers.
User avatar #140 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
You could be right, considering I didn't even know the AFE zone is a thing. But generally, from my experience, I know what a cervix feels like, and my girlfriend enjoys it as long as it isn't TOO hard. So I'd say you're more then likely right.
User avatar #141 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I wouldn't doubt that she genuinely enjoys it, it's just that it's very uncommon. Women, though, are as diverse on the inside as they are on the outside. Some even enjoy cervical penetration, which sounds like it should hurt like a motherfucker, but some people either have different nerves in different places or just react to sensations differently. I just hope that this is something that me and my future girlfriend have great compatibility with.
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User avatar #134 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I won't question what kind of kinky fun-for-the-whole-family shit you're into, you just go do your thing.
User avatar #136 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
Well you sure jumped to some weird ass conclusions.

They've simply all told me because they're all fucked up people who share information like that.
User avatar #138 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
They're probably confusing the cervix with the AFE zone. This is something that plenty of women are completely unaware of. It's not as big of a culture thing as the G-spot, and not as obvious and up-front as the clitoris. From every source I've found, getting hit in the cervix causes pain, and you're the only one to claim otherwise. I'll count it as a possibility, but statistically speaking, your female acquaintances are outliers.
User avatar #140 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
You could be right, considering I didn't even know the AFE zone is a thing. But generally, from my experience, I know what a cervix feels like, and my girlfriend enjoys it as long as it isn't TOO hard. So I'd say you're more then likely right.
User avatar #141 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I wouldn't doubt that she genuinely enjoys it, it's just that it's very uncommon. Women, though, are as diverse on the inside as they are on the outside. Some even enjoy cervical penetration, which sounds like it should hurt like a motherfucker, but some people either have different nerves in different places or just react to sensations differently. I just hope that this is something that me and my future girlfriend have great compatibility with.
#130 - Yet the cervix, which is incredibly pleasurable for some women…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Best Girlfriend -1
User avatar #131 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
99% of women that you ask in-person (AKA actual women, not dudes on the internet or smut magazine websites) will tell you that getting hit in the cervix fucking hurts. What you're probably thinking of is the AFE zone. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_fornix_erogenous_zone
User avatar #133 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
Well it could be that, or the fact that my girlfriend loves it.

And all her friends say they love it.

And her sisters

And her mom (don't wanna say how I know that)

I'll go by my personal experience over a Wikipedia article any day.
User avatar #134 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I won't question what kind of kinky fun-for-the-whole-family shit you're into, you just go do your thing.
User avatar #136 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
Well you sure jumped to some weird ass conclusions.

They've simply all told me because they're all fucked up people who share information like that.
User avatar #138 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
They're probably confusing the cervix with the AFE zone. This is something that plenty of women are completely unaware of. It's not as big of a culture thing as the G-spot, and not as obvious and up-front as the clitoris. From every source I've found, getting hit in the cervix causes pain, and you're the only one to claim otherwise. I'll count it as a possibility, but statistically speaking, your female acquaintances are outliers.
User avatar #140 - marinepenguin (06/01/2014) [-]
You could be right, considering I didn't even know the AFE zone is a thing. But generally, from my experience, I know what a cervix feels like, and my girlfriend enjoys it as long as it isn't TOO hard. So I'd say you're more then likely right.
User avatar #141 - adu (06/01/2014) [-]
I wouldn't doubt that she genuinely enjoys it, it's just that it's very uncommon. Women, though, are as diverse on the inside as they are on the outside. Some even enjoy cervical penetration, which sounds like it should hurt like a motherfucker, but some people either have different nerves in different places or just react to sensations differently. I just hope that this is something that me and my future girlfriend have great compatibility with.
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#147 - trainalf (05/30/2014) [-]
I agree with all your points 100%, and I really hope the sequel does the same.
User avatar #121 - itsmewaffle (05/30/2014) [-]
I still enjoyed homefront. The campaign really makes you feel patriotic even if you hate america. The multiplayer was flawed but still decent.
User avatar #125 - marinepenguin (05/30/2014) [-]
It's because even if you don't like America, or our politics, you still realize that we are all in this together to defend our homes. Even if our government was defeat, the civilians, as the American people, would still fight back as one, regardless of race or political view.

Also the multiplayer was pretty sketchy at times, but it has a ton of potential.
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User avatar #102 - Stan Marsh (05/30/2014) [-]
Campaign was crazy short but the online was so fun.
User avatar #119 - Shramin (05/30/2014) [-]
As short as the Campaign was it was fairly Solid and good.

Here's hoping a sequel has a lengthier campaign and a really good MP like the last.
User avatar #128 - colegaleener (05/30/2014) [-]
Stan Marsh

Crytek bought the name, so there very well may be a sequel, by a good, respectable company.
User avatar #162 - Shramin (05/30/2014) [-]
There is a sequel being made by Crytek UK at the moment, has a theoretic release date of 2014 but we won't really know for sure until after E3 I guess.
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User avatar #111 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
No homo, can you post a pic of your arms. Or just your muscles, this sounds so gay but I'm just curious as to how ripped you are.
#112 to #111 - marinepenguin (08/09/2014) [-]
No worries bro, I've seen you on Fitness some, so I can see why you'd be curious.

I'm about upper 180s in this photo. Currently in the lower 190s now. I wouldn't say I'm ripped, but I'm trying to get there.

My goal is to reach a lean 200, and I have more fat on me now then I'd like.
User avatar #113 to #112 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
What supplements you on?
User avatar #114 to #113 - marinepenguin (08/09/2014) [-]
I only take Whey Protein
User avatar #115 to #114 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
Oh. I just started taking 100% Whey Protein. I used to take this: www.gnc.com/GNC-Total-Lean-Lean-Shake-BURN-Chocolate-Fudge/product.jsp?productId=33755596

Then I dropped 15 lbs and I am onto whey protein.
User avatar #116 to #115 - marinepenguin (08/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. I've only every used Whey, I'm not going to start trying to actually slim down until I hit around 210 or if I put on too much fat in the process. I'm not sure how big I could get while staying natty though.
User avatar #117 to #116 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
Well good luck bro. Keep at it.
User avatar #102 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Hey, I hope you dont mind answering some questions of mine, you seem to be pretty smart about all this workout stuff and im just starting out
User avatar #103 to #102 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Well I'm flattered! I'm sure I could help you, what are you wanting to know exactly?
User avatar #104 to #103 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Well I wanted some advice on a few aspects of the workouts ive been doing the past month
I've run a mile everyday before lifting as a bit of cardio and to warm up; I don't run longer (which i easily could) because I dont want to be fatigued for my actual workout
Do you think this beneficial? I'm aiming to be a bit more muscular and to lose my excess fat
Also, I wanted advice on the exercises that I've been doing; should i post them all?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Well first off, running a mile before lifting isn't a terrible idea, it'll help condition you and keep your cardiovascular system in good shape. BUT, jogging is hell on your knees and if you do too much you can actually impair your ability to gain lean muscle mass. So if I were you, I would do about 3 or 4 40 yard sprints for a warmup instead. It'll condition you, burn fat, builds muscle throughout your body, and isn't hard on the joints.

As for the exercises, post away.
User avatar #106 to #105 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
So here's what ive been doing:
Back:
4x10 Lat Pulldowns,
4x10 seated Low row,
4x10 Bent-over dumbbell row,
4x10 Back extensions,
4x10 of this byebyebodyfatbridge.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/969.jpg,
4x10 of this www.osu-tulsa.okstate.edu/wellness/equipment/reverse-flies-lg.jpg,
Shoulder:
4x10 dumbbell shrugs, 4x10 dumbbell shoulder press, 4x10 shoulder press machine, 4x10 front dumbbell raise,
Abs:
4x10 decline weighted sit-ups, 4x10 of this www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/exerciseImages/sequences/340/Male/l/340_2.jpg , 4x10 of this one machine, cant find it, 4x10 of this other machine,
Legs:
4x10 seated leg press, 4x10 of this s1.hubimg.com/u/2775218_f520.jpg , 4x10 of this www.biokineticspt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/VR1-Leg-Extension_13050.jpg , 4x10 one-legged dumbbell calf raises,
Chest:
4x10 dumbbell press, 4x10 bench press, 4x10 of this www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2012/rise-of-the-machines-15-assisted-exercises-that-work_e.jpg, 4x10 incline bench press,
Biceps:
4x10 curls,
4x10 reverse grip pull-up,
4x10 www.nationalfitnessequipments.com/images/Bicep_Machine_Curl.jpg ,
4x10 seated curl bar,
Tricep:
4x10 lying-down dumbbell tricep extension, 4x10 dips,
4x10 arm extension machine, 4x10 triceps push down
User avatar #108 to #106 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Couple tips here. You have a TON of volume, and it's really unnecessary. You should really only have 4-6 movements per workout max, usually centered around one big lift, which you don't seem to be doing any of those besides bench. So say for back, I'd do Deadlifts, then pull-ups (instead of lat pulldowns), bent over rows (barbell preferable), and some kind of rear delt movement, and then I would probably add in one bicep movement.

You also seem to use a ton of machine work, does the gym you go to have any free weights or barbells? Those will have more carryover to real life and a higher amount of strength and size gain compared to machines.

Lastly, switch it up from 4x10 sometimes man, throw in some 5x5 (considered the best combination of strength and size), 5/3/1 (second best), 10x3 (yes, 10 sets of 3, lots of size gain, lots of strength gain). Toy around with the sets and reps, stick with one for a few months and see how you grow. Find out what works best for you. I'm really tall for a lifter so 5x5 tends to work best for me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
I feel like I should haveve included this; I do all these over 5 days, with back on Monday, abs and shoulders on Tuesday, legs on Wednesday, chest on Thursday, and triceps and biceps on Friday
Do you still feel that I should do less movements?
User avatar #110 to #109 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes, I had assumed that you split it up.

Like I said, you only really need 4-6 movements centered around one main lift. Any more then that and you risk overtraining, especially when you work out 5 days a week. I would know, I used to do what you are doing, except I went 6 days a week. After awhile I would start getting hurt, my lower back, then my upper back, then my hip, or my knee. Now that I toned it down I have absolutely no injuries and I feel better then ever.
User avatar #107 to #106 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Hopefully that wasnt too cringey
Also about the sprinting, it seems like a good idea
User avatar #101 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
i am fasting and went to your profile and full of food. why you torture me ;_;
#100 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Have some more u slut
User avatar #99 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh you love this bread you dirty whore.
#98 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
ofc i wouldnt
User avatar #97 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
You thought this cat would stop with bread?
#95 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I shall not stop. I shall not falter. OP will deliver. And you shall know his name forever.
User avatar #96 to #95 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a good time. Many laughs are to be had.
#93 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I guess you like bread
Have a grielld chees
#94 to #93 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I thought you were done.
Oh god I thought you were done.
#90 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Fuk u have sum bred
Beans on bred toast
User avatar #92 to #90 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
That looks absolutely disgusting holy **** .
#88 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Not stopping because you goddamn asked to be ********** . I will not stop. I shall not falter. Fuk u
User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it bread or is it ice cream!!!!???
#85 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have your 5 bread a day ************ .
User avatar #86 to #85 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god no
#84 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you like buttery bread you whore?
User avatar #87 to #84 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Please stop omg
#83 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such ******** , Many bread. Wow.
User avatar #89 to #83 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This isn't your average everyday *********** , this is...

ADVANCED ***********
#80 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
guess who i am
User avatar #81 to #80 - marinepenguin (06/28/2014) [-]
considering my latest user on my profile is syrianassassin, I have no idea
User avatar #78 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
oh wait I remember what this was for, you actually did it. Impressive.
User avatar #77 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
#75 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 to #75 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm impressed.
User avatar #72 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I got the tentacuil thumbs back to 0 for you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, it was more of an annoyance then anything. He thumbed down several boards.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I like to chill the music board and spam thumbing is really annoying.
#70 to #67 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You've got nothing on him.
#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#69 to #68 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** aaaaaaaaand I'm gay.
User avatar #71 to #69 - marinepenguin (06/11/2014) [-]
We'll hello friend
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
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