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#89966 - I only lasted about 15 seconds. Mission abort.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #89967 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Let my swag flow through you.
#89963 - I will try, I will return with an update soon. 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#89961 - I have no problem with the sex itself, I'm not trying to boast…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #89962 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Go more then. Leave friction burns until you start a fire. Then call your dick Charizard and shoot your liquid fire.
User avatar #89966 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I only lasted about 15 seconds. Mission abort.
User avatar #89967 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Let my swag flow through you.
User avatar #89963 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I will try, I will return with an update soon.
#89957 - It doesn't matter, it shouldn't matter. Which is why I'm doing…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#89958 - thatonesouthernkid has deleted their comment.
#89954 - So, I need some advice on how to get over some feelings about …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#90005 - themeister (08/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit, I have the exact same issue. I'm glad it's not just me. My girlfriend has had such a colourful sex life, and I'm here just like "cool, you're the 2nd girl I've slept with." The biggest thing for me is that sex doesn't feel special when like 10+ other guys have done it. She used to sleep with people to get them to like her (I guess) and she had a fucking threesome with 2 guys and thinking about that stuff makes me sick to my god damn stomach. Sorry, I need to vent and I got no one else to talk to.
User avatar #90104 - marinepenguin (08/15/2013) [-]
I know your pain man, except that your girls sex life is a bit more colorful than my girls. But I'll tell you that today I had a bit of an epiphany while I was at work.
I realized that instead of tearing myself up over the past and worrying about what has already been done, I'm going to enjoy the present and have a great time with the girl I love, even if she has loved other guys more than I'm comfortable with. I'd rather accept her past and be able to enjoy her, instead of hurting myself and the relationship because I can't accept what is already done.
#90190 - themeister (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I'm gonna try and look at things that way from now on, It's tough to do but I know it'll make our relationship last longer. I love her to death and that's all that matters now. Again, thanks
User avatar #89959 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Go on a fucking rampage until you get her pregnant. Then you can express dominance by boasting your superior sperm.
User avatar #89961 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I have no problem with the sex itself, I'm not trying to boast at all. But I'm nearly 7 inches, have pretty decent girth, and I can usually go until she is too tired to move.
User avatar #89962 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Go more then. Leave friction burns until you start a fire. Then call your dick Charizard and shoot your liquid fire.
User avatar #89966 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I only lasted about 15 seconds. Mission abort.
User avatar #89967 - makotoitou (08/14/2013) [-]
Let my swag flow through you.
User avatar #89963 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
I will try, I will return with an update soon.
User avatar #89955 - smashmenao (08/14/2013) [-]
if you really love her the past wont matter. it's gonna hurt. but it will get better.



and tell her how you feel!
User avatar #89957 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter, it shouldn't matter. Which is why I'm doing my best to accept it. It hurts, but I'm trying to get over it because I don't want it to damage the relationship.

And I have, I've brought it up on several occasions and we've had long talks about it.
#89958 - thatonesouthernkid has deleted their comment.
#88652 - I know what you're talking about, I've seen the game where tha… 08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#88651 - Don't overthink it and make an issue of it. You should let it go. 08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#88649 - You don't run and play sports with your throat. However tragic…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #88650 - daryldixon (08/05/2013) [-]
it sliced his fucking jugular i dont give a fucking shit that mean is a legend.
User avatar #88652 - marinepenguin (08/05/2013) [-]
I know what you're talking about, I've seen the game where that happened.
#88648 - I've seen several fellow players during football tear their AC… 08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#59 - No everyone forgot about it. 08/05/2013 on Checkmate +1
#200 - The law where I live in the US (state of Illinois), states tha… 08/05/2013 on Subway Stories PT 3 0
#151 - In Civ V I never field a large army at first, I focus on Resea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Sid Meiers -1
#207 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
do you ever shut the fuck up?
#150 - It's funny I think, I played Hanako's route for my 2nd play th… 07/23/2013 on All your feels belong to... 0
#37585 - You're right, the a good 90% of the "hauntings" have… 07/23/2013 on Religion Board 0
#94976 - 6'3 @165 here. I'm still skinny, but I'm pretty toned now with…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #94977 - heraske (07/23/2013) [-]
gay. i'm 198 CM on my learner's license. that makes me 6' 5" lololool
#94975 - Being confident and cocky are two totally different things. … 07/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#160 - I can't be the only one that doesn't find these even remotely funny. 07/23/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 5 0
#86549 - It seems she lost interest because you didn't make a move. And…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #86551 - alphajunk (07/23/2013) [-]
Thanks man for the advice.
Ill keep my head up
#37555 - I haven't visited this board lately at all. But I was just rem…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #37578 - poncakeforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
A lot of the people I know have seen ghosts and have taken accidental pictures of ghosts. My friend and brother are good examples of this. My brother occasionally sees this black figure at night. The first time he saw it he was in a car accident that almost took his life a week later. Where the second time has saw it he had his first seizure almost a month later. On the exact day that he was going to move to a new town but couldn't drive since he broke his arm because of the seizure. And when he had his second seizure it was at his workplace, because of this he got fired and lost his job and his home.

Then there's my friend who has had so many ghostly experiences that he went from being a Skeptical Atheist to becoming a Pagan.

Even though i don't fully believe in them as i have yet to experience them for myself. These odd occurrences are the only things that are keeping me from become a pure Nihilist. They almost completely defy science and physics and i don't blame anyone for doubting they exist. But if they do exist, then let it be a reminder to us that something as amazing as science can be defied.
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User avatar #37585 - marinepenguin (07/23/2013) [-]
You're right, the a good 90% of the "hauntings" have a logical explanation. But it's those 10% that go without explanation that will always get me.
#10607 - Did chest, triceps, and abs last night for nearly 2 1/2 hours.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #10609 - lolpandas (07/23/2013) [-]
Eh, hit my old deadlift PR for reps but all my lifts stalled after that. Also, my shitty barbell's collar just broke so that will put me back some until I buy a new one.
#94966 - There's nothing I hate more, than douchebag guys who have had …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #94974 - heraske (07/23/2013) [-]
Fuck same here man. I'd join football, as I am 6'2" @ 175 LBS, and bigger than the average cocksucker, but all the douches play football and use their daddy's money to buy shit. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck nuggets.
User avatar #94976 - marinepenguin (07/23/2013) [-]
6'3 @165 here. I'm still skinny, but I'm pretty toned now with little body fat. I got screwed over in football because the kid who started over me who was shorter, slower, and weaker had his dad pull strings since he was the Football Club President.
User avatar #94977 - heraske (07/23/2013) [-]
gay. i'm 198 CM on my learner's license. that makes me 6' 5" lololool
#86436 - A few months later and we are still great friends, I ask her t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #86440 - thedudeistheman (07/22/2013) [-]
You could always just tell her why you don't think you guys should be together. Food for thought.
#86437 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
and that's how I became the prince of bel-air.
#86435 - So, this isn't really advice or anything. Just a bit of a stor…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #86436 - marinepenguin (07/22/2013) [-]
A few months later and we are still great friends, I ask her to prom since her boyfriend is too old to go, and she wanted to go.

But then I get with my current girlfriend, I've known her since she moved here about 2 years ago. I was always her guy that she vented to, and I had always kind of liked her too. But we were just on opposite sides of the spectrum (she was more scene, goth, emo, while I was more of a jock, preppy guy). I don't know how it happened but we ended up talking and getting together within a week of hanging out.

So I have a problem, do I ditch K and go with my girlfriend? Or try to work it out between the two of them. Eventually it works out to where I go with K, and my girlfriend went with a freshman that she was friends with. I off course dance with my girlfriend most of the time while still dancing with K every so often. After the dance I don't see or hear from K for a few months, until she gets a job at the same place I work.

We didn't talk for awhile, she was obviously mad at me, but eventually I got her to talk. Turns out she felt betrayed that I didn't dance with her at prom as much as she'd liked and was mad that she was alone the entire dance. I eventually smooth things out with her, apologize and we're okay again. But now things are different, she tells me I'm cute, smiles at me all the time, says I have a cute butt, has told me I have an amazing body, and just general sexual flirtatious actions, all the while she still is dating this same guy and has been for over a year. I then find out she has liked me since we first met, she wanted to get together when I had got broken up with my previous girlfriend, and she still likes me a lot. Although she is extremely jealous of my current girlfriend, who now is very wary of K for obvious reasons. So now I am at a bit of a loss of what to do with K.

I'd like to be friends with her still, but she doesn't understand me and her are not an option.
I'm sorry for the long pointless story.
User avatar #86440 - thedudeistheman (07/22/2013) [-]
You could always just tell her why you don't think you guys should be together. Food for thought.
#86437 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
and that's how I became the prince of bel-air.
#37362 - I understand the idea of separation of church and state and I … 07/18/2013 on Religion Board -42
#92205 - Nah, he was right. Money can't buy happiness, money buys kicka… 07/18/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#100 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Have some more u slut
User avatar #99 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh you love this bread you dirty whore.
#98 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
ofc i wouldnt
User avatar #97 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
You thought this cat would stop with bread?
#95 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I shall not stop. I shall not falter. OP will deliver. And you shall know his name forever.
User avatar #96 to #95 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a good time. Many laughs are to be had.
#93 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I guess you like bread
Have a grielld chees
#94 to #93 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I thought you were done.
Oh god I thought you were done.
#90 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Fuk u have sum bred
Beans on bred toast
User avatar #92 to #90 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
That looks absolutely disgusting holy **** .
#88 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Not stopping because you goddamn asked to be ********** . I will not stop. I shall not falter. Fuk u
User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it bread or is it ice cream!!!!???
#85 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have your 5 bread a day ************ .
User avatar #86 to #85 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god no
#84 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you like buttery bread you whore?
User avatar #87 to #84 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Please stop omg
#83 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such ******** , Many bread. Wow.
User avatar #89 to #83 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This isn't your average everyday *********** , this is...

ADVANCED ***********
#80 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
guess who i am
User avatar #81 to #80 - marinepenguin (06/28/2014) [-]
considering my latest user on my profile is syrianassassin, I have no idea
User avatar #76 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #78 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
oh wait I remember what this was for, you actually did it. Impressive.
User avatar #77 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
#75 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 to #75 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm impressed.
User avatar #72 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I got the tentacuil thumbs back to 0 for you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, it was more of an annoyance then anything. He thumbed down several boards.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I like to chill the music board and spam thumbing is really annoying.
#70 to #67 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You've got nothing on him.
#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#69 to #68 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** aaaaaaaaand I'm gay.
User avatar #71 to #69 - marinepenguin (06/11/2014) [-]
We'll hello friend
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
#61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the 4channy thing viacotwelve
User avatar #63 to #61 - thegermanknight (04/08/2013) [-]
Neeeyah! Ocean of text!
User avatar #64 to #63 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
It's so gud dough.
User avatar #62 to #61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
thegermanknight
#55 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
lil wayne ******* sucks dumbass
#56 to #55 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I never said I liked Lil Wayne?
#57 to #56 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah you did
User avatar #58 to #57 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember this. Could you link it? Because there is only one song that I have in my collection that is Lil Wayne, because I don't like his music 99% of the time.
#59 to #58 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
cant find the comment no more you mustve deleted it
User avatar #60 to #59 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say anon. But I can say from my own personal experience, that I do not enjoy Lil Wayne.
#51 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
******* stop denying god piece of **** its not doing you any good youll pay in the end youll be sorry you denied him cus hes the only way to salvation and your too dumb to even accept his sacrifice instead your believing the universe started expanding out of nothing for no reason and then suddenly life appeared well i got news for you thats impossible you know it but you believe it anyways cus your too scared and hedonistic to accept the truth even tho the truth will set you free stupid as hell how could you not accpt it after all the proof instead your gonna accept a bunch of theories that dont have no proof that makes no sense you cant have sense without god none of your descisions will be rational because reason only exists because of god so how could u have reason without god you dont have anything without god you got nothing you wouldnt even exist if it werent for god and ur still gona deny him even tho hes the only reason you exist how dumb is that ill pray for you but it probably wont do any good cus uve abandoned reason cus you believe in evolution instead of god because you dont want god to be real cus you cant accept reality because atheism has polluted your mind and spirit made you hate the truth the truth is that jesus died for your sins its true whether you beleive or not cus its supported by all the evidence that you ignore because you accept evolution in its place you cant see the truth cus your blinded blind people cant even see the truth even when its right in front of them cus there blind and cant see anything but you can stop being blind if you accept jesus youll see for the first time and you trulybe enlightned cus the only to be enlightened is to accept the truth and the truth is jesus because everyone who accepts jesus sees the truth and becomes free you will no longer be a slave to sin and materialism cus god transcends all that because he exists outside space andtime cus he is all powerful and all good he will save you turn your life around
User avatar #53 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh, and I'm not even atheist. So everything you just said was silly.
User avatar #52 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Well alright.
#54 to #52 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
ok well i am just warning you of the truth because the truth is the most important thing because if you dont accept the truth your not going to be going to heaven and being with god because you will in hell with satan where you will suffering all the time and it will be too late to change cus u let ur sins engulf you instead of resisting them and turning away from temptation which is what you would do if u accepted god instead of satan but instead you choose satan because you want to sin without consequeunces but the consequneces are coming regardless if wether u think they real or not cus the truth isnt based on your opinion it exists whether you like it or not and u will pay if u dont ackonwlege it cus ur too stubborn all you have to do is ask forgiveness jesus has made it so easy and you still wont even change your foolish cus youve been blinded by your sin and the lies of secular people they are not telling the truth to you evolution is not true fossils dont prove it fossils can be formed in less then 10000 years even though they telling you in school that it take million of year because they are lying and saying false things they dont want you to believe they want you to be like them they hate christ nd will do anyting to make it seem like christ isnt real but he is cus i can prove everything they saying is lies and what im saying right now is the truth
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