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|#89966 - I only lasted about 15 seconds. Mission abort. [+] (1 new reply)||08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#89963 - I will try, I will return with an update soon.||08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#89961 - I have no problem with the sex itself, I'm not trying to boast… [+] (4 new replies)||08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#89957 - It doesn't matter, it shouldn't matter. Which is why I'm doing… [+] (1 new reply)||08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#89954 - So, I need some advice on how to get over some feelings about … [+] (12 new replies)||08/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
#90005 - themeister (08/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit, I have the exact same issue. I'm glad it's not just me. My girlfriend has had such a colourful sex life, and I'm here just like "cool, you're the 2nd girl I've slept with." The biggest thing for me is that sex doesn't feel special when like 10+ other guys have done it. She used to sleep with people to get them to like her (I guess) and she had a fucking threesome with 2 guys and thinking about that stuff makes me sick to my god damn stomach. Sorry, I need to vent and I got no one else to talk to.
#90104 - marinepenguin (08/15/2013) [-]
I know your pain man, except that your girls sex life is a bit more colorful than my girls. But I'll tell you that today I had a bit of an epiphany while I was at work.
I realized that instead of tearing myself up over the past and worrying about what has already been done, I'm going to enjoy the present and have a great time with the girl I love, even if she has loved other guys more than I'm comfortable with. I'd rather accept her past and be able to enjoy her, instead of hurting myself and the relationship because I can't accept what is already done.
#89957 - marinepenguin (08/14/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter, it shouldn't matter. Which is why I'm doing my best to accept it. It hurts, but I'm trying to get over it because I don't want it to damage the relationship.
And I have, I've brought it up on several occasions and we've had long talks about it.
|#88652 - I know what you're talking about, I've seen the game where tha…||08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
|#88651 - Don't overthink it and make an issue of it. You should let it go.||08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#88649 - You don't run and play sports with your throat. However tragic… [+] (2 new replies)||08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
|#88648 - I've seen several fellow players during football tear their AC…||08/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
|#59 - No everyone forgot about it.||08/05/2013 on Checkmate||+1|
|#200 - The law where I live in the US (state of Illinois), states tha…||08/05/2013 on Subway Stories PT 3||0|
|#151 - In Civ V I never field a large army at first, I focus on Resea… [+] (1 new reply)||07/25/2013 on Sid Meiers||-1|
#207 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
do you ever shut the fuck up?
|#150 - It's funny I think, I played Hanako's route for my 2nd play th…||07/23/2013 on All your feels belong to...||0|
|#37585 - You're right, the a good 90% of the "hauntings" have…||07/23/2013 on Religion Board||0|
|#94976 - 6'3 @165 here. I'm still skinny, but I'm pretty toned now with… [+] (1 new reply)||07/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
|#94975 - Being confident and cocky are two totally different things. …||07/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
|#160 - I can't be the only one that doesn't find these even remotely funny.||07/23/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 5||0|
|#86549 - It seems she lost interest because you didn't make a move. And… [+] (1 new reply)||07/23/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
|#37555 - I haven't visited this board lately at all. But I was just rem… [+] (3 new replies)||07/23/2013 on Religion Board||0|
#37578 - poncakeforlife (07/23/2013) [-]
A lot of the people I know have seen ghosts and have taken accidental pictures of ghosts. My friend and brother are good examples of this. My brother occasionally sees this black figure at night. The first time he saw it he was in a car accident that almost took his life a week later. Where the second time has saw it he had his first seizure almost a month later. On the exact day that he was going to move to a new town but couldn't drive since he broke his arm because of the seizure. And when he had his second seizure it was at his workplace, because of this he got fired and lost his job and his home.
Then there's my friend who has had so many ghostly experiences that he went from being a Skeptical Atheist to becoming a Pagan.
Even though i don't fully believe in them as i have yet to experience them for myself. These odd occurrences are the only things that are keeping me from become a pure Nihilist. They almost completely defy science and physics and i don't blame anyone for doubting they exist. But if they do exist, then let it be a reminder to us that something as amazing as science can be defied.
|#10607 - Did chest, triceps, and abs last night for nearly 2 1/2 hours.… [+] (1 new reply)||07/23/2013 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#94966 - There's nothing I hate more, than douchebag guys who have had … [+] (3 new replies)||07/23/2013 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
|#86436 - A few months later and we are still great friends, I ask her t… [+] (2 new replies)||07/22/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#86435 - So, this isn't really advice or anything. Just a bit of a stor… [+] (3 new replies)||07/22/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
#86436 - marinepenguin (07/22/2013) [-]
A few months later and we are still great friends, I ask her to prom since her boyfriend is too old to go, and she wanted to go.
But then I get with my current girlfriend, I've known her since she moved here about 2 years ago. I was always her guy that she vented to, and I had always kind of liked her too. But we were just on opposite sides of the spectrum (she was more scene, goth, emo, while I was more of a jock, preppy guy). I don't know how it happened but we ended up talking and getting together within a week of hanging out.
So I have a problem, do I ditch K and go with my girlfriend? Or try to work it out between the two of them. Eventually it works out to where I go with K, and my girlfriend went with a freshman that she was friends with. I off course dance with my girlfriend most of the time while still dancing with K every so often. After the dance I don't see or hear from K for a few months, until she gets a job at the same place I work.
We didn't talk for awhile, she was obviously mad at me, but eventually I got her to talk. Turns out she felt betrayed that I didn't dance with her at prom as much as she'd liked and was mad that she was alone the entire dance. I eventually smooth things out with her, apologize and we're okay again. But now things are different, she tells me I'm cute, smiles at me all the time, says I have a cute butt, has told me I have an amazing body, and just general sexual flirtatious actions, all the while she still is dating this same guy and has been for over a year. I then find out she has liked me since we first met, she wanted to get together when I had got broken up with my previous girlfriend, and she still likes me a lot. Although she is extremely jealous of my current girlfriend, who now is very wary of K for obvious reasons. So now I am at a bit of a loss of what to do with K.
I'd like to be friends with her still, but she doesn't understand me and her are not an option.
I'm sorry for the long pointless story.
|#37362 - I understand the idea of separation of church and state and I …||07/18/2013 on Religion Board||-42|
|#92205 - Nah, he was right. Money can't buy happiness, money buys kicka…||07/18/2013 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|