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marinepenguin

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Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
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#124981 - You can support free market without open borders or across the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#124992 - figatron (08/26/2016) [-]
Not really.

One understands that the most efficient distribution of resources that leads to the greatest possible societal welfare is determined by comparative advantage.

The other believes that government can increase welfare by taxing people for voluntarily trading

Open borders and free trade don't really have anything to do with each other except in the labor market. So you can have free markets without open borders
#124980 - Someone yells "Pepe" in the background  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#124985 - Elk (08/26/2016) [-]
I totally missed it. Thank you.
#48202 - Yes  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#48226 - baglesbites (08/27/2016) [-]
My cousin told me security ends up dealing with drunks and sleepless nights. If that's true, good luck and have fun .
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#48239 - marinepenguin (08/27/2016) [-]
Lots of drunks, lots of weed, very little actual base defense and very little sleep.

That's a pretty accurate depiction by your cousin.
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#48191 - I've got work in the morning so I'm trying to get to bed. … 08/26/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
#48189 - You're skinnyfat. The best way to stop being skinnyfat is to b…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#48190 - lieutenantbuzzkill (08/26/2016) [-]
Not entirely sure how to do that like how i should eat, how often to work out or what to even do when im working out you don't need to help me with this if its too inconvenient
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#48191 - marinepenguin (08/26/2016) [-]
I've got work in the morning so I'm trying to get to bed.

But basically tldr version. Eat more food than normal, try to aim for 3000 calories if you can. Try to eat healthy foods, but as long as you aren't eating chocolate and drinking soda every day you'll be okay. High protein.

Join a gym, find a gym, get a hold of weights somehow and start researching routines online that revolve around multi-joint lifts like bench, squat, deadlifts, rows, etc. Learn proper form and slowly increase weight as you get more comfortable.
#48182 - Honestly as long as they're a handful anything extra doesn't m…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#48184 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
How true that is.
#48174 - Sounds more like a muscle imbalance. Just throw in a lot more …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#48183 - falafelofdoom (08/25/2016) [-]
thanks for advice. gonna check some exercises and add them to my work outs.
#48168 - I'm more of a relationship guy. Last one was three years, but …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#48198 - baglesbites (08/26/2016) [-]
Are you military police or whatever your branches equivalent is?
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#48202 - marinepenguin (08/26/2016) [-]
Yes
#48226 - baglesbites (08/27/2016) [-]
My cousin told me security ends up dealing with drunks and sleepless nights. If that's true, good luck and have fun .
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#48239 - marinepenguin (08/27/2016) [-]
Lots of drunks, lots of weed, very little actual base defense and very little sleep.

That's a pretty accurate depiction by your cousin.
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#48167 - What kind of movements are you doing to cause it? Since it's y…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#48173 - falafelofdoom (08/25/2016) [-]
thanks for the advice I haven't heard about landmine press before. Going to try it from now on.

I think i usually get it while doing handstand training. though it does happen with other movements. And mostly it's located on the front part of the deltoid muscle (closest to the chest) where most of the arm muscles connect.

Thanks for the help
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#48174 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Sounds more like a muscle imbalance. Just throw in a lot more rear shoulder work and it should get better. It's common.
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#48183 - falafelofdoom (08/25/2016) [-]
thanks for advice. gonna check some exercises and add them to my work outs.
#48165 - Girls like that are 95/100 times massive sluts in my experienc…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#48179 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
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#48182 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Honestly as long as they're a handful anything extra doesn't make a huge difference to me.
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#48184 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
How true that is.
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#48166 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
tbh I'm a massive slut, I can rest assured in myself that no matter the girl I've probably had more sex than her. So don't really matter to me who she fucked, I'm pretty confident that I'm 3 times better then every guy she has been with combined.

You treat a girl like a girl when she is used to getting whatever she wants and you pretty much instantly win. confidence even when false is pretty much GG with girls.
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#48168 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm more of a relationship guy. Last one was three years, but she was a bit of a whore before we dated and she taught me well.

I just make them laugh and that's all I really have to do honestly. Confidence is never an issue. Plus being a cop means being used to being in uncomfortable social situations.
#48198 - baglesbites (08/26/2016) [-]
Are you military police or whatever your branches equivalent is?
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#48202 - marinepenguin (08/26/2016) [-]
Yes
#48226 - baglesbites (08/27/2016) [-]
My cousin told me security ends up dealing with drunks and sleepless nights. If that's true, good luck and have fun .
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#48239 - marinepenguin (08/27/2016) [-]
Lots of drunks, lots of weed, very little actual base defense and very little sleep.

That's a pretty accurate depiction by your cousin.
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