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#67130 - Fedora wearing homosexual 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
#67129 - *Trembles as he comes to the realization he has summoned power… 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
#13907 - I use lots and lots of protein shakes, and preworkout, but oth…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #13909 - studbeefpile (05/09/2014) [-]
It's possible.

You'll plateau eventually though, just keep at it. Patience and consistency is the name of the iron game.
#13911 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm prepared for it.

It's also helped that I'm 6'3. Being tall makes all exercises more stressful on my body, making it easier to gain size. So 180 at 6'3 isn't quite as impressive as it seems.

This was me at around 175 I'd say. I've hit 185 now.
#13914 - studbeefpile (05/09/2014) [-]
This is me at 205 at 6', by the way. I'm a bit of a fatass, but I'm a powerlifter, so I don't care as much about bf%
User avatar #13916 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I gotcha. I do it mostly for a fit/challenge thing. I want to be the best, strongest, fastest guy I can.


I also wish I had the thicker look like you do. It's tough when I've been a twig for most of my life. All I can do is keep working though!
User avatar #13913 - studbeefpile (05/09/2014) [-]
Ohhhhhh, yeah 180 at 6'3 is far different than 180 at 5'10. I feel you.

As far as gloves go, nasty stuff happens to your hands if you don't use gloves. I don't use gloves, so I have calluses like a motherfucker. Personally, I like having them, but I get why other people dont like them.
User avatar #13915 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I prefer not to use them. I just use them for pullups, because I only have some wooden boards that make up a ceiling of my garage and it hurts like fuck if I don't have gloves. But otherwise. I think my ultimate goal is to be able to hit 220 or even 240, but baby steps.
User avatar #13912 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I also have a completely rational reason for using gloves! Just to be clear.
#111069 - I just got here and I already know I'm better then all of you.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Social Board 0
#111075 - desdemona has deleted their comment.
User avatar #111074 - desdemona (05/09/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #111072 - BrayBoy (05/09/2014) [-]
Not when it comes to grammar.
User avatar #111078 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Did I get my then/than's mixed up? oh no....

I was bored and was just joking anyways
User avatar #111079 - BrayBoy (05/09/2014) [-]
You did
User avatar #111080 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Fuck
#67126 - thebritishguy is a total fag and knows much less then me who i…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #67222 - thebritishguy (05/09/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck
User avatar #67281 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
He has been summoned.
User avatar #67128 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
the thing is that unfortunately he can't avoid neck beardIng

Idgaf if he disagrees but being a skinny faggot isnt cool. I may fuck with people occasionally but i aimt a dick
User avatar #67224 - thebritishguy (05/09/2014) [-]
I used to be way over weight but then I lost 30 kg, come at me bro
User avatar #67166 - lulzformalaysiaair (05/09/2014) [-]
Very unchristian of you to pick on a person like that

Teoberry: Tip 1, this is not an ad hom if its not an argument.
User avatar #67130 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Fedora wearing homosexual
#132117 - I was just trying to make a point that it isn't cut and dry. N…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132123 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
They probably won't read it. They look at these resumes for 15 seconds and that's it.
#67124 - I laughed for a solid 30 seconds at that. Actual laughter. You… 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
#67123 - But what you don't understand is that I am of the elders. When…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #67127 - rebornpooper (05/09/2014) [-]
You may be one of the Elders, but I am a God.
Hail me, for I am T.
User avatar #67129 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
*Trembles as he comes to the realization he has summoned powers beyond his control*
User avatar #67125 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
But im too stupid to understand this . My abillitt to type is the mere result of trial andrandom errorto result in near perfet speech. Huuuuurrrr

I say hurrr because those are my favorite numbers huur
User avatar #67126 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
thebritishguy is a total fag and knows much less then me who is superior
User avatar #67222 - thebritishguy (05/09/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck
User avatar #67281 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
He has been summoned.
User avatar #67128 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
the thing is that unfortunately he can't avoid neck beardIng

Idgaf if he disagrees but being a skinny faggot isnt cool. I may fuck with people occasionally but i aimt a dick
User avatar #67224 - thebritishguy (05/09/2014) [-]
I used to be way over weight but then I lost 30 kg, come at me bro
User avatar #67166 - lulzformalaysiaair (05/09/2014) [-]
Very unchristian of you to pick on a person like that

Teoberry: Tip 1, this is not an ad hom if its not an argument.
User avatar #67130 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Fedora wearing homosexual
#67119 - The British guy has been around for awhile. Talked to him a fe…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #67121 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
But sir, he is much more intelligent and more coool and experienced in over 30000 religions despite him being an atheist who is younger than all of us.

If you dont see that, you are stupid and incapable of understanding lofigical fallicies



Lol sarcasm
User avatar #67123 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
But what you don't understand is that I am of the elders. When the board was first created. We spoke of the pasta lord, and the ogre king, we argued with zlamous the master troll. I am beyond your simple knowledge. I'm am simply.. more.
User avatar #67127 - rebornpooper (05/09/2014) [-]
You may be one of the Elders, but I am a God.
Hail me, for I am T.
User avatar #67129 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
*Trembles as he comes to the realization he has summoned powers beyond his control*
User avatar #67125 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
But im too stupid to understand this . My abillitt to type is the mere result of trial andrandom errorto result in near perfet speech. Huuuuurrrr

I say hurrr because those are my favorite numbers huur
User avatar #67126 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
thebritishguy is a total fag and knows much less then me who is superior
User avatar #67222 - thebritishguy (05/09/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck
User avatar #67281 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
He has been summoned.
User avatar #67128 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
the thing is that unfortunately he can't avoid neck beardIng

Idgaf if he disagrees but being a skinny faggot isnt cool. I may fuck with people occasionally but i aimt a dick
User avatar #67224 - thebritishguy (05/09/2014) [-]
I used to be way over weight but then I lost 30 kg, come at me bro
User avatar #67166 - lulzformalaysiaair (05/09/2014) [-]
Very unchristian of you to pick on a person like that

Teoberry: Tip 1, this is not an ad hom if its not an argument.
User avatar #67130 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Fedora wearing homosexual
#13905 - Well so far I'm sticking around 10% body fat. So I think my bo…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #13906 - studbeefpile (05/09/2014) [-]
Holy shit. 10% at 180, at 5lbs a month? U natty brah?
User avatar #13907 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I use lots and lots of protein shakes, and preworkout, but otherwise yes. I've always been naturally INCREDIBLY lean. At one point I was 150lbs, at 5% bodyfat (confirmed by doctors appointment) and was setting a power clean record for my high school football team.

I'm still kind of banking off of newbie gains I'd say though.
User avatar #13909 - studbeefpile (05/09/2014) [-]
It's possible.

You'll plateau eventually though, just keep at it. Patience and consistency is the name of the iron game.
#13911 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm prepared for it.

It's also helped that I'm 6'3. Being tall makes all exercises more stressful on my body, making it easier to gain size. So 180 at 6'3 isn't quite as impressive as it seems.

This was me at around 175 I'd say. I've hit 185 now.
#13914 - studbeefpile (05/09/2014) [-]
This is me at 205 at 6', by the way. I'm a bit of a fatass, but I'm a powerlifter, so I don't care as much about bf%
User avatar #13916 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I gotcha. I do it mostly for a fit/challenge thing. I want to be the best, strongest, fastest guy I can.


I also wish I had the thicker look like you do. It's tough when I've been a twig for most of my life. All I can do is keep working though!
User avatar #13913 - studbeefpile (05/09/2014) [-]
Ohhhhhh, yeah 180 at 6'3 is far different than 180 at 5'10. I feel you.

As far as gloves go, nasty stuff happens to your hands if you don't use gloves. I don't use gloves, so I have calluses like a motherfucker. Personally, I like having them, but I get why other people dont like them.
User avatar #13915 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I prefer not to use them. I just use them for pullups, because I only have some wooden boards that make up a ceiling of my garage and it hurts like fuck if I don't have gloves. But otherwise. I think my ultimate goal is to be able to hit 220 or even 240, but baby steps.
User avatar #13912 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I also have a completely rational reason for using gloves! Just to be clear.
#67108 - I apologize if I come across the wrong way as well. 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
#67106 - This is a discussion board, I chipped in about the general tre…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #67107 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
As I said it sounds like you are implying something you said you aren't. Take better care next time. I also apologize for sounding rude.
User avatar #67108 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I apologize if I come across the wrong way as well.
#67104 - Nowhere did I imply whether I approved of it or not. Any impli…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #67105 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
Perhaps you should of written it differently or not said it at all if you were indifferent.
User avatar #67106 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
This is a discussion board, I chipped in about the general trend of the discussions on the board. I see no reason to write it differently.
User avatar #67107 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
As I said it sounds like you are implying something you said you aren't. Take better care next time. I also apologize for sounding rude.
User avatar #67108 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I apologize if I come across the wrong way as well.
#67102 - I didn't say anyone wasn't allowed to do anything. Just statin…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #67103 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
It's implied that you don't want it happening.
User avatar #67104 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Nowhere did I imply whether I approved of it or not. Any implications are your own.
User avatar #67105 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
Perhaps you should of written it differently or not said it at all if you were indifferent.
User avatar #67106 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
This is a discussion board, I chipped in about the general trend of the discussions on the board. I see no reason to write it differently.
User avatar #67107 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
As I said it sounds like you are implying something you said you aren't. Take better care next time. I also apologize for sounding rude.
User avatar #67108 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I apologize if I come across the wrong way as well.
#67100 - That's the impression I'm getting. 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
#67098 - Haven't been on this board in months, everyone is more concern…  [+] (47 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #67142 - alecbaldwinning (05/09/2014) [-]
Maybe because fallacious logic is frequently in play by those doing the discussing of religion.

Because there's no evidence, the only way to defeat an presumption is by pointing out the flaws that lead the speaker to place faith in said presumption in the first place.
User avatar #67148 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
That's very true. But sometimes fallacies have their places in arguments.
User avatar #67131 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
Oh and the one day i decode not to debate, they think they did some shit.
I could have produced a (this is.a.scenario) vodeo of adam fucking eve and mary lady parts bleeding amd theyd.still refute it.

I chose not to waste my time to keep preaching to deaf ears. They can look up amd reject everything already
Im sicm of typing it lol. Im taking a break till august
User avatar #67134 - Decode (05/09/2014) [-]
Summoned to the religion board

nope

nope
User avatar #67132 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Which side of the fence do you lie on? Are you a theist or atheist or something in between?
User avatar #67135 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
Im a baptist Christian. However i am open minded and can explore different viewpoints.
To elaborate : im a.Christian because I came to my own conclusions.
User avatar #67137 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
What conclusions did you come to that made you a Christian?

I'm not going to argue or debate with you, I'm just generally curious.
User avatar #67145 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
Another thing too: its weird when people think sciemce disproves GOD

Its hilarious.
User avatar #67147 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Well unfortunately, because the idea of God is so malleable and he has any ability you give him, you can't really prove him or disprove him. It's all a faith based idea like you said.
User avatar #67144 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
I honeatly have hella testimonies.and famcy shit like that. But itd be tedious trying to tell it all. So ill give the cliche of: i should ne dead but im not
User avatar #67146 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
So I'm assuming you had some kind of experience that led you to believe in God. That's a pretty convincing reason. Although it's incredibly difficult to get others to understand what you went through.
User avatar #67150 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
Mynadvice for those out to kill Christianity: stop trying to kill this snake with headshots only. Tye faith snake cant be killed untill you can fuck up the body
User avatar #67149 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
Right. I had many many experiences.

And tge thing that is hard to Defeat is the fact that religious people are aaaaaaaaall impovershed or have hard times (typically) and people try to say religion is just dilusion. . But yeah. Its hella faith based. And neckbeards only ask scientific shit because they can defend it. They dont delve into biblical events other than the theory of origin.
User avatar #67204 - revengeforfreeze (05/09/2014) [-]
Really man?
"Neckbeards only science blah blah" well, you know, science has been proven to be at least remotely right. You are sitting by a compute when reading this and it was made using physics. So we know that we can trust it because it gives us results. Religion trtransforms the brains of people, that much we know, but outside of that I am pretty sure there hasn't been a documentable miracle like, ever. So I really don't see any reason to believe. Anyway...
"many Christians are impoverished and in a bad situation"
Well, yes. Of course. Who wouldn't like some wizard in the sky to help them when they are suffering?
User avatar #67164 - lulzformalaysiaair (05/09/2014) [-]
Argument from generalization. Ad hom.
User avatar #67152 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Once again, I'm not arguing with you. I'm just stating how it is from the other side of things.
User avatar #67151 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Depends on your point of view. From a psychologists point of view religion and belief in God is almost like a self defense mechanism. It allows comfort and a sense of protection.

From a sociological point of view, the more educated a person is, the less likely they are to be religious.

Not saying either of these are correct, and correlation doesn't mean causation.

And most people ignore the miracles and events depicted in the bible, because they consider the bible itself to be simply a story.
User avatar #67141 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
Like i tried to summarize nefore they got euphoric on me, religion is ALL faith based. Basically i ask GOD for stuff and get it. Pretty much.

And theres too much wonder and cool stuff that really makes abiogenisis without cause sound really gay.

Now from and atheist vp: im lucky and everyone i know that does not express gemuine faith has a.shitty unlucky life.

And to further show the strength of my faith: im an african american. I have no business following a religion that was forced on me before.my parents were cells. But i feel meh, me and GOD vs the shitty planet
User avatar #67115 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
These guys are just being faggots trying to argue and rustle.
They have nothing else to do. And neither do i...not till i return to life away from college tomorrow.
Then i wont be on fj with as much frequency
User avatar #67101 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure people are allowed to discuss what they want as long as it has some relevance to religion.
User avatar #67114 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
The british guy says other wise. He is the leader of this board. He is uber smart and super cool. And has a huge dick.

His rules are that you cant support religion
User avatar #67119 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
The British guy has been around for awhile. Talked to him a few times on this board. He's a bit dense. Not worth listening to.
User avatar #67121 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
But sir, he is much more intelligent and more coool and experienced in over 30000 religions despite him being an atheist who is younger than all of us.

If you dont see that, you are stupid and incapable of understanding lofigical fallicies



Lol sarcasm
User avatar #67123 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
But what you don't understand is that I am of the elders. When the board was first created. We spoke of the pasta lord, and the ogre king, we argued with zlamous the master troll. I am beyond your simple knowledge. I'm am simply.. more.
User avatar #67127 - rebornpooper (05/09/2014) [-]
You may be one of the Elders, but I am a God.
Hail me, for I am T.
User avatar #67129 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
*Trembles as he comes to the realization he has summoned powers beyond his control*
User avatar #67125 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
But im too stupid to understand this . My abillitt to type is the mere result of trial andrandom errorto result in near perfet speech. Huuuuurrrr

I say hurrr because those are my favorite numbers huur
User avatar #67126 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
thebritishguy is a total fag and knows much less then me who is superior
User avatar #67222 - thebritishguy (05/09/2014) [-]
Like I give a fuck
User avatar #67281 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
He has been summoned.
User avatar #67128 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
the thing is that unfortunately he can't avoid neck beardIng

Idgaf if he disagrees but being a skinny faggot isnt cool. I may fuck with people occasionally but i aimt a dick
User avatar #67224 - thebritishguy (05/09/2014) [-]
I used to be way over weight but then I lost 30 kg, come at me bro
User avatar #67166 - lulzformalaysiaair (05/09/2014) [-]
Very unchristian of you to pick on a person like that

Teoberry: Tip 1, this is not an ad hom if its not an argument.
User avatar #67130 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Fedora wearing homosexual
User avatar #67116 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
It's a good thing I don't listen to him; nor you.
User avatar #67118 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
I also eat da butt
User avatar #67117 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/09/2014) [-]
It is. I am merely a sheep who has no mind of my own. I am incompetent and incapable of thought.
User avatar #67124 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I laughed for a solid 30 seconds at that. Actual laughter. You tickle me sir.
User avatar #67102 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I didn't say anyone wasn't allowed to do anything. Just stating an observation.
User avatar #67103 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
It's implied that you don't want it happening.
User avatar #67104 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
Nowhere did I imply whether I approved of it or not. Any implications are your own.
User avatar #67105 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
Perhaps you should of written it differently or not said it at all if you were indifferent.
User avatar #67106 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
This is a discussion board, I chipped in about the general trend of the discussions on the board. I see no reason to write it differently.
User avatar #67107 - personalspace (05/09/2014) [-]
As I said it sounds like you are implying something you said you aren't. Take better care next time. I also apologize for sounding rude.
User avatar #67108 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I apologize if I come across the wrong way as well.
User avatar #67099 - princessren (05/09/2014) [-]
new logical fallacy board
User avatar #67100 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
That's the impression I'm getting.
#67097 - At times, fallacies have some merit. 05/09/2014 on Religion Board 0
#13901 - If you are wanting to burn fat and keep lean muscle, do HIIT. … 05/09/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +2
#132109 - I put stuff like that on my resume and I work at a bank. …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132116 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
Well your dad is 1/1000000 employers. Many resumes go through HR first, and those people have the IQ of a rock.
User avatar #132117 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I was just trying to make a point that it isn't cut and dry. Not all employers are going to throw a resume away because you added what you like to do in your personal time.
User avatar #132123 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
They probably won't read it. They look at these resumes for 15 seconds and that's it.
#132082 - You don't, once you're here, you can never leave. … 05/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#132081 - Do your own homework.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #132084 - toblave (05/08/2014) [-]
this is my homework
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#132071 - A resume is used to get to know the person before they become …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #132101 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
I guess it depends on the job. If it's engineering, finance, etc. Then no, they don't care. As a matter of fact they would just laugh at your resume and throw it away.
User avatar #132109 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I put stuff like that on my resume and I work at a bank.

Probably also depends on the company. My father who is a Vice President of Sales at a Sports company hires people more on their personality then their credentials. He'd rather have someone with a good attitude and willingness to learn and work over someone with a degree.
User avatar #132116 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
Well your dad is 1/1000000 employers. Many resumes go through HR first, and those people have the IQ of a rock.
User avatar #132117 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I was just trying to make a point that it isn't cut and dry. Not all employers are going to throw a resume away because you added what you like to do in your personal time.
User avatar #132123 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
They probably won't read it. They look at these resumes for 15 seconds and that's it.
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#212 - Maybe that's because European style civilization existed there… 05/08/2014 on MURICA VS YUROP +11
#13896 - The reason I doubt a lot of your experience, is because you cl… 05/08/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#100 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Have some more u slut
User avatar #99 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh you love this bread you dirty whore.
#98 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
ofc i wouldnt
User avatar #97 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
You thought this cat would stop with bread?
#95 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I shall not stop. I shall not falter. OP will deliver. And you shall know his name forever.
User avatar #96 to #95 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a good time. Many laughs are to be had.
#93 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I guess you like bread
Have a grielld chees
#94 to #93 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I thought you were done.
Oh god I thought you were done.
#90 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Fuk u have sum bred
Beans on bred toast
User avatar #92 to #90 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
That looks absolutely disgusting holy **** .
#88 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Not stopping because you goddamn asked to be ********** . I will not stop. I shall not falter. Fuk u
User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it bread or is it ice cream!!!!???
#85 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have your 5 bread a day ************ .
User avatar #86 to #85 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god no
#84 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you like buttery bread you whore?
User avatar #87 to #84 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Please stop omg
#83 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such ******** , Many bread. Wow.
User avatar #89 to #83 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This isn't your average everyday *********** , this is...

ADVANCED ***********
#80 - devout feminist (06/28/2014) [-]
guess who i am
User avatar #81 to #80 - marinepenguin (06/28/2014) [-]
considering my latest user on my profile is syrianassassin, I have no idea
User avatar #78 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
oh wait I remember what this was for, you actually did it. Impressive.
User avatar #77 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #79 to #75 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm impressed.
User avatar #72 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I got the tentacuil thumbs back to 0 for you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, it was more of an annoyance then anything. He thumbed down several boards.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I like to chill the music board and spam thumbing is really annoying.
#70 to #67 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You've got nothing on him.
#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#69 to #68 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** aaaaaaaaand I'm gay.
User avatar #71 to #69 - marinepenguin (06/11/2014) [-]
We'll hello friend
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
#61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the 4channy thing viacotwelve
User avatar #63 to #61 - thegermanknight (04/08/2013) [-]
Neeeyah! Ocean of text!
User avatar #64 to #63 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
It's so gud dough.
User avatar #62 to #61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
thegermanknight
#55 - devout feminist (03/05/2013) [-]
lil wayne ******* sucks dumbass
#56 to #55 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I never said I liked Lil Wayne?
#57 to #56 - devout feminist (03/05/2013) [-]
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah you did
User avatar #58 to #57 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember this. Could you link it? Because there is only one song that I have in my collection that is Lil Wayne, because I don't like his music 99% of the time.
#59 to #58 - devout feminist (03/05/2013) [-]
cant find the comment no more you mustve deleted it
User avatar #60 to #59 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say anon. But I can say from my own personal experience, that I do not enjoy Lil Wayne.
#51 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
******* stop denying god piece of **** its not doing you any good youll pay in the end youll be sorry you denied him cus hes the only way to salvation and your too dumb to even accept his sacrifice instead your believing the universe started expanding out of nothing for no reason and then suddenly life appeared well i got news for you thats impossible you know it but you believe it anyways cus your too scared and hedonistic to accept the truth even tho the truth will set you free stupid as hell how could you not accpt it after all the proof instead your gonna accept a bunch of theories that dont have no proof that makes no sense you cant have sense without god none of your descisions will be rational because reason only exists because of god so how could u have reason without god you dont have anything without god you got nothing you wouldnt even exist if it werent for god and ur still gona deny him even tho hes the only reason you exist how dumb is that ill pray for you but it probably wont do any good cus uve abandoned reason cus you believe in evolution instead of god because you dont want god to be real cus you cant accept reality because atheism has polluted your mind and spirit made you hate the truth the truth is that jesus died for your sins its true whether you beleive or not cus its supported by all the evidence that you ignore because you accept evolution in its place you cant see the truth cus your blinded blind people cant even see the truth even when its right in front of them cus there blind and cant see anything but you can stop being blind if you accept jesus youll see for the first time and you trulybe enlightned cus the only to be enlightened is to accept the truth and the truth is jesus because everyone who accepts jesus sees the truth and becomes free you will no longer be a slave to sin and materialism cus god transcends all that because he exists outside space andtime cus he is all powerful and all good he will save you turn your life around
User avatar #53 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh, and I'm not even atheist. So everything you just said was silly.
User avatar #52 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Well alright.
#54 to #52 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
ok well i am just warning you of the truth because the truth is the most important thing because if you dont accept the truth your not going to be going to heaven and being with god because you will in hell with satan where you will suffering all the time and it will be too late to change cus u let ur sins engulf you instead of resisting them and turning away from temptation which is what you would do if u accepted god instead of satan but instead you choose satan because you want to sin without consequeunces but the consequneces are coming regardless if wether u think they real or not cus the truth isnt based on your opinion it exists whether you like it or not and u will pay if u dont ackonwlege it cus ur too stubborn all you have to do is ask forgiveness jesus has made it so easy and you still wont even change your foolish cus youve been blinded by your sin and the lies of secular people they are not telling the truth to you evolution is not true fossils dont prove it fossils can be formed in less then 10000 years even though they telling you in school that it take million of year because they are lying and saying false things they dont want you to believe they want you to be like them they hate christ nd will do anyting to make it seem like christ isnt real but he is cus i can prove everything they saying is lies and what im saying right now is the truth
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