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#116120 - What's the difference between that and giving your kid a beer …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#116121 - PopcornViking (05/16/2016) [-]
no idea
#116118 - I personally know parents who were fined when they were caught…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#116119 - PopcornViking (05/15/2016) [-]
i was more referring to your dad ordering a bottle of wine and then pouring you a glass
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#116120 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
What's the difference between that and giving your kid a beer during a family get together? Which is what I'm referring to.
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#116121 - PopcornViking (05/16/2016) [-]
no idea
#116116 - After looking it up, it's 29 states as long it's on private pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#116117 - PopcornViking (05/15/2016) [-]
yup
#116114 - A parent or guardian giving their children alcohol is illegal …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
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#116115 - PopcornViking (05/15/2016) [-]
in like 30 states its legal if the parent/guardian is present
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#116118 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
I personally know parents who were fined when they were caught giving their high school age kids alcohol during a party on their own property, and Illinois is one of the 29 states.
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#116119 - PopcornViking (05/15/2016) [-]
i was more referring to your dad ordering a bottle of wine and then pouring you a glass
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#116120 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
What's the difference between that and giving your kid a beer during a family get together? Which is what I'm referring to.
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#116121 - PopcornViking (05/16/2016) [-]
no idea
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#116116 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
After looking it up, it's 29 states as long it's on private property that doesn't sell alcohol.

This is extremely surprising.
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#116117 - PopcornViking (05/15/2016) [-]
yup
#116111 - So I'm applying for a FOID card, because my state of Illinois …  [+] (44 new replies) 05/15/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#116150 - theplanetearth (05/16/2016) [-]
I'm glad I live in an open carry state. I mean I need a permit to have my handgun in the car, but that was just 25 dollars, and a quick photoshoot.
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#116154 - marinepenguin (05/16/2016) [-]
Damn, which state?
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#116155 - theplanetearth (05/16/2016) [-]
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#116204 - unforgivensoul (05/17/2016) [-]
Lynyrd Skynyrd  Saturday Night Special Rebel Son  Southern Wind Rebel Son  Burry Me In Southern Ground

I prefer Saturday Night Special. Also idk if you've heard Rebel Son but you may like it based on what I know of you.
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#116144 - redandgreen (05/16/2016) [-]
Arbitrary age restrictions are arbitrary.
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#116137 - whitechino (05/16/2016) [-]
You thought about getting a bodyguard license?
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#116138 - marinepenguin (05/16/2016) [-]
Never even heard of it.
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#116141 - whitechino (05/16/2016) [-]
Are you joking?
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#116153 - marinepenguin (05/16/2016) [-]
I am not.
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#116124 - unforgivensoul (05/16/2016) [-]
Meanwhile in most of Europe
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#116127 - marinepenguin (05/16/2016) [-]
I wouldn't be able to live in Europe purely because of their stance on firearms.
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#116145 - redandgreen (05/16/2016) [-]
Really? Is that the single most important issue in deciding where to live for you?
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#116152 - marinepenguin (05/16/2016) [-]
Hyperbole, but it would be a significant factor.
#116128 - unforgivensoul (05/16/2016) [-]
How do you think I feel living in this fucking shithole.
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#116189 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
That's quite a nice looking flag
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#116193 - unforgivensoul (05/17/2016) [-]
No surprise coming from the UK.
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#116195 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
I'm not from the UK.
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#116197 - unforgivensoul (05/17/2016) [-]
The land of potatoes and ladies with red hair, everywhere.
#116171 - klowserpok (05/16/2016) [-]
Dude, weed lmao
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#116129 - marinepenguin (05/16/2016) [-]
Not very good I'd imagine.
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#116131 - unforgivensoul (05/16/2016) [-]
: (

soon...
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#116188 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
I'm still deciding but I've got a while
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#116198 - unforgivensoul (05/17/2016) [-]
America is the place to go, the land of opportunity. Just take into account that America is a VERY heterogeneous country. There are REALLY bad places like Baltimore which I feared my life walking in, and amazing places like rich, white suburbs in Florida.

If you don't like guns, might want to move to a very blue state. In good gun-rights states, like a third of the people pack at least. Also don't forget healthcare ain't free.
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#116202 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
That's so random it worked now
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#116201 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
I can't thumb you up for some reason
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#116200 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
I'm thinking of New York. My plan is to get enough savings to fly home if I get sick enough to really need a Doctor
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#116203 - unforgivensoul (05/17/2016) [-]
That's not how it has to work lol. In America if you have a good job, your company covers insurance. For example if my Dad worked in America in his company, he would be completely covered. It just depends on the job, you don't have to fly home.

In fact my Dad would save money in America because his current taxes due to healthcare outweigh his costs of insurance. But that's only because he has an upper-middle class job. I imagine the poor and lower-middle class get fucked.
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#116206 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
Have you been to New York?
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#116208 - unforgivensoul (05/17/2016) [-]
Yes, I've been to a number of states. Florida, Michigan, Kentucky, NY, NJ, Maryland, Washington DC, ect. All on the east coast.

I personally found New York City to be a revolting cesspool of shit. It's very dirty, crowded, it felt sketchy and weird as fuck.
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#116211 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
Oh, I always wanted to go there
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#116212 - unforgivensoul (05/17/2016) [-]
Keep your expectations low, you may not like such a crowded, mega city. Secret tip blacks in America are probably not the same as blacks in the UK/Ireland for cultural reasons. May want to keep a cautious of them. I'm not at all joking about this btw
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#116215 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
All the people I've known here have just been the same as me really. The only stereotype I've found to be true is smart Asians lol What do you mean about the black people being different?
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#116216 - unforgivensoul (05/17/2016) [-]
I assume blacks are less violent, less thuggish, less sketchy, and less ebonic-speaking than in Ireland. 65% single motherhood rate doesn't do good for a community
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#116217 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
I'd never even heard of ebonic speaking before, I had to google.....

I think it's wrong to judge people just on skin colour but I appreciate you looking out for me thank you. If I do move there I'll be careful
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#116205 - redandgreen (05/17/2016) [-]
Oh, OK. Thanks. It's probably a good idea to have enough saved for a flight anyway though in case I want to go home to visit
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#116112 - PopcornViking (05/15/2016) [-]
well its similar to how anyone under 21 cant have alcohol unless a parent or guardian give them alcohol

granted there probably should be an exception if you have proof of your firarms training
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#116114 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
A parent or guardian giving their children alcohol is illegal distribution.

And it's just annoying that they'd have a whole section dedicated to military experience, and then it seems as though it's not taken into account at all.
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#116115 - PopcornViking (05/15/2016) [-]
in like 30 states its legal if the parent/guardian is present
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#116118 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
I personally know parents who were fined when they were caught giving their high school age kids alcohol during a party on their own property, and Illinois is one of the 29 states.
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#116119 - PopcornViking (05/15/2016) [-]
i was more referring to your dad ordering a bottle of wine and then pouring you a glass
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#116120 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
What's the difference between that and giving your kid a beer during a family get together? Which is what I'm referring to.
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#116121 - PopcornViking (05/16/2016) [-]
no idea
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#116116 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
After looking it up, it's 29 states as long it's on private property that doesn't sell alcohol.

This is extremely surprising.
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#116117 - PopcornViking (05/15/2016) [-]
yup
#116104 - I've met several. 05/15/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#116076 - We embargoed them because we didn't support their military act…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#116078 - theplanetearth (05/15/2016) [-]
We helped overthrow the Shah of Iran because he wanted to nationalize his oil industry, and furthermore WE WERE NOT TO GET INVOLVED. Jesus. We didn't do shit during the first Sino Japanese war, and we weren't supposed to do dick during the second, but that crippled cousin fucker who got into the white house was spoiling for a fight so he started stirring shit in the pacific in flagrant disregard to the American people's will to remain neutral.
#116072 - The American people didn't want to enter the war either, they …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#116074 - theplanetearth (05/15/2016) [-]
Are you literally retarded? Do you know what happens t countries who cut off America's oil? They become fucking parking lots. Don't be so stupid. By cutting off Japan's supply we were playing world police and instigated Pearl Harbor.
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#116076 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
We embargoed them because we didn't support their military actions and they invaded our allies. We supplied the vast majority of their oil supply, and the embargo effectively crippled their military capabilities. What would you have proposed we do? Let them continue their invasions with only strong worded letters to oppose them? The embargo may have led to the attack of Pearl Harbor, but it by no means justifies it.

And why would the US have invaded a nation over oil I'm assuming you mean Iraq and Kuwait, which us funny because Saddam invaded Kuwait purely for their oil fields when we have some of the largest oil reserves on the face of the planet in Texas, the Dakota's, California, and Alaska?

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#116078 - theplanetearth (05/15/2016) [-]
We helped overthrow the Shah of Iran because he wanted to nationalize his oil industry, and furthermore WE WERE NOT TO GET INVOLVED. Jesus. We didn't do shit during the first Sino Japanese war, and we weren't supposed to do dick during the second, but that crippled cousin fucker who got into the white house was spoiling for a fight so he started stirring shit in the pacific in flagrant disregard to the American people's will to remain neutral.
#116068 - I never said we didn't support anyone, I said we never entered…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2016 on Politics - politics news,... +1
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#116069 - theplanetearth (05/15/2016) [-]
Gee wiz. I wonder what was in those supply boats. It couldn't have been weapons, and supplies bound for Britain and the Soviet Union could it, and to hell with our "allies and interests" our constitution Isn't for our "allies and interests" it's for the people, and the people didn't want another war, but that crippled cousin fucker did everything he could to instigate one.
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#116072 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
The American people didn't want to enter the war either, they only supported supplying the allies, which Roosevelt did. He said that we needed to be the "arsenal of Democracy" and believed we needed to oppose the fascists. These supply runs didn't begin until 1938 when Japan invaded China, and the threat of a possible Invasion on US soil was high.

The American people were extremely isolationist, especially in the MidWest, until Pearl Harbor. Then the people were overwhelmingly in favor of entering the war against Japan and inevitably it's allies Germany and Italy.

I understand that you are sympathetic to the Axis powers of WW2, but there is literally no argument when it comes to who instigated WW2. The war may have been inevitable after how Germany was treated prior to WW1, but Italy, Germany, and Japan all adopted extremely expansionist foreign policies and that inevitably led to conflict with the other major powers in the area.
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#116074 - theplanetearth (05/15/2016) [-]
Are you literally retarded? Do you know what happens t countries who cut off America's oil? They become fucking parking lots. Don't be so stupid. By cutting off Japan's supply we were playing world police and instigated Pearl Harbor.
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#116076 - marinepenguin (05/15/2016) [-]
We embargoed them because we didn't support their military actions and they invaded our allies. We supplied the vast majority of their oil supply, and the embargo effectively crippled their military capabilities. What would you have proposed we do? Let them continue their invasions with only strong worded letters to oppose them? The embargo may have led to the attack of Pearl Harbor, but it by no means justifies it.

And why would the US have invaded a nation over oil I'm assuming you mean Iraq and Kuwait, which us funny because Saddam invaded Kuwait purely for their oil fields when we have some of the largest oil reserves on the face of the planet in Texas, the Dakota's, California, and Alaska?

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#116078 - theplanetearth (05/15/2016) [-]
We helped overthrow the Shah of Iran because he wanted to nationalize his oil industry, and furthermore WE WERE NOT TO GET INVOLVED. Jesus. We didn't do shit during the first Sino Japanese war, and we weren't supposed to do dick during the second, but that crippled cousin fucker who got into the white house was spoiling for a fight so he started stirring shit in the pacific in flagrant disregard to the American people's will to remain neutral.
#45494 - That's a tough situation man, personally if I was in a similar… 05/14/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0