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#48165 - Girls like that are 95/100 times massive sluts in my experienc…  [+] (10 replies) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#48179 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
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#48182 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Honestly as long as they're a handful anything extra doesn't make a huge difference to me.
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#48184 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
How true that is.
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#48166 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
tbh I'm a massive slut, I can rest assured in myself that no matter the girl I've probably had more sex than her. So don't really matter to me who she fucked, I'm pretty confident that I'm 3 times better then every guy she has been with combined.

You treat a girl like a girl when she is used to getting whatever she wants and you pretty much instantly win. confidence even when false is pretty much GG with girls.
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#48168 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm more of a relationship guy. Last one was three years, but she was a bit of a whore before we dated and she taught me well.

I just make them laugh and that's all I really have to do honestly. Confidence is never an issue. Plus being a cop means being used to being in uncomfortable social situations.
#48198 - baglesbites (08/26/2016) [-]
Are you military police or whatever your branches equivalent is?
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#48202 - marinepenguin (08/26/2016) [-]
Yes
#48226 - baglesbites (08/27/2016) [-]
My cousin told me security ends up dealing with drunks and sleepless nights. If that's true, good luck and have fun .
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#48239 - marinepenguin (08/27/2016) [-]
Lots of drunks, lots of weed, very little actual base defense and very little sleep.

That's a pretty accurate depiction by your cousin.
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#48162 - I've learned to dress a certain way to attract certain kinds o…  [+] (12 replies) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#48164 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
Yeah steriods make me only want to go for girls that are unbelievably thicccccccccccc.

that and thick girls are fucking top anyways.

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#48165 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Girls like that are 95/100 times massive sluts in my experience.

Gotta find the ones that didn't peak until after high school and are still on the upward slope.

Also ass > tits no matter the scenario
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#48179 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
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#48182 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Honestly as long as they're a handful anything extra doesn't make a huge difference to me.
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#48184 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
How true that is.
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#48166 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
tbh I'm a massive slut, I can rest assured in myself that no matter the girl I've probably had more sex than her. So don't really matter to me who she fucked, I'm pretty confident that I'm 3 times better then every guy she has been with combined.

You treat a girl like a girl when she is used to getting whatever she wants and you pretty much instantly win. confidence even when false is pretty much GG with girls.
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#48168 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm more of a relationship guy. Last one was three years, but she was a bit of a whore before we dated and she taught me well.

I just make them laugh and that's all I really have to do honestly. Confidence is never an issue. Plus being a cop means being used to being in uncomfortable social situations.
#48198 - baglesbites (08/26/2016) [-]
Are you military police or whatever your branches equivalent is?
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#48202 - marinepenguin (08/26/2016) [-]
Yes
#48226 - baglesbites (08/27/2016) [-]
My cousin told me security ends up dealing with drunks and sleepless nights. If that's true, good luck and have fun .
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#48239 - marinepenguin (08/27/2016) [-]
Lots of drunks, lots of weed, very little actual base defense and very little sleep.

That's a pretty accurate depiction by your cousin.
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#48156 - I just usually go with big shirts, because people will assume …  [+] (14 replies) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#48158 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
All about the metrosexual look.

Nothing turns a girl/guy on more than looking like you don't give a fuck who gives or receives.

no homo though.
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#48162 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
I've learned to dress a certain way to attract certain kinds of girls.

Just managed to reel me in a 5'11 10/10 this past week actually.
#48164 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
Yeah steriods make me only want to go for girls that are unbelievably thicccccccccccc.

that and thick girls are fucking top anyways.

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#48165 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Girls like that are 95/100 times massive sluts in my experience.

Gotta find the ones that didn't peak until after high school and are still on the upward slope.

Also ass > tits no matter the scenario
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#48179 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
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#48182 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Honestly as long as they're a handful anything extra doesn't make a huge difference to me.
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#48184 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
How true that is.
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#48166 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
tbh I'm a massive slut, I can rest assured in myself that no matter the girl I've probably had more sex than her. So don't really matter to me who she fucked, I'm pretty confident that I'm 3 times better then every guy she has been with combined.

You treat a girl like a girl when she is used to getting whatever she wants and you pretty much instantly win. confidence even when false is pretty much GG with girls.
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#48168 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm more of a relationship guy. Last one was three years, but she was a bit of a whore before we dated and she taught me well.

I just make them laugh and that's all I really have to do honestly. Confidence is never an issue. Plus being a cop means being used to being in uncomfortable social situations.
#48198 - baglesbites (08/26/2016) [-]
Are you military police or whatever your branches equivalent is?
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#48202 - marinepenguin (08/26/2016) [-]
Yes
#48226 - baglesbites (08/27/2016) [-]
My cousin told me security ends up dealing with drunks and sleepless nights. If that's true, good luck and have fun .
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#48239 - marinepenguin (08/27/2016) [-]
Lots of drunks, lots of weed, very little actual base defense and very little sleep.

That's a pretty accurate depiction by your cousin.
#48225 - baglesbites has deleted their comment.
#48155 - Hopefully it's actually something that's fixable through weigh…  [+] (2 replies) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#48160 - asotil (08/25/2016) [-]
My diet has been very clean for the past few years. Rarely I is it I have something bad like when I activate my calceits

Weight is at an all time low of 247 right now, was 254 at the hospital. Before I started working I was down to 266 on my cut, working in the sun all day in dress clothes has been good for weight loss

At the end of the hospital visit my blood pressure was in perfect ranges according to the doctor They did it in the ambulance and when I first got there as well, both were higher than normal because I was fucking panicking from coughing and vomiting a total of 2.4 pints of blood onto the golf course and the bathroom sink followed by being told I passed out for a bit

The doctor said I had some weak blood vessel walls in my nose, stomach and chest. The nose burst and led to a chain reaction which caused the coughing/vomitting yes it was different blood, my head was tilted down and they were different shades , and to top it all off, my asthma came out of remission meaning I can barely breath most of the time and am now prone to random fits of suffocation

What I CAN do is probably pushups, MAYBE situps, but my days of enjoying lifting are done
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#48163 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Fuck bro. Definitely wouldn't hurt to at least stay active and keep losing that weight.

Take up cycling and do triathlons or something, I actually had tons of fun doing those.
#48153 - I either have the choice of wearing mediums that hug my waist …  [+] (16 replies) 08/25/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#48154 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
Exactly, I either look like a square with a large or a queer with a medium, tfw no custom tailor shirts.
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#48156 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
I just usually go with big shirts, because people will assume I'm bear mode and then they'll be pleasantly surprised at a well developed core.

Super tight shirts give you that metrosexual look and I'm not into that.
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#48158 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
All about the metrosexual look.

Nothing turns a girl/guy on more than looking like you don't give a fuck who gives or receives.

no homo though.
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#48162 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
I've learned to dress a certain way to attract certain kinds of girls.

Just managed to reel me in a 5'11 10/10 this past week actually.
#48164 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
Yeah steriods make me only want to go for girls that are unbelievably thicccccccccccc.

that and thick girls are fucking top anyways.

User avatar
#48165 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Girls like that are 95/100 times massive sluts in my experience.

Gotta find the ones that didn't peak until after high school and are still on the upward slope.

Also ass > tits no matter the scenario
User avatar
#48179 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
W H Y N O T B O T H
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#48182 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
Honestly as long as they're a handful anything extra doesn't make a huge difference to me.
User avatar
#48184 - studbeefpile (08/25/2016) [-]
How true that is.
User avatar
#48166 - mendelevium (08/25/2016) [-]
tbh I'm a massive slut, I can rest assured in myself that no matter the girl I've probably had more sex than her. So don't really matter to me who she fucked, I'm pretty confident that I'm 3 times better then every guy she has been with combined.

You treat a girl like a girl when she is used to getting whatever she wants and you pretty much instantly win. confidence even when false is pretty much GG with girls.
User avatar
#48168 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
I'm more of a relationship guy. Last one was three years, but she was a bit of a whore before we dated and she taught me well.

I just make them laugh and that's all I really have to do honestly. Confidence is never an issue. Plus being a cop means being used to being in uncomfortable social situations.
#48198 - baglesbites (08/26/2016) [-]
Are you military police or whatever your branches equivalent is?
User avatar
#48202 - marinepenguin (08/26/2016) [-]
Yes
#48226 - baglesbites (08/27/2016) [-]
My cousin told me security ends up dealing with drunks and sleepless nights. If that's true, good luck and have fun .
User avatar
#48239 - marinepenguin (08/27/2016) [-]
Lots of drunks, lots of weed, very little actual base defense and very little sleep.

That's a pretty accurate depiction by your cousin.
#48225 - baglesbites has deleted their comment.
#124942 - The alt-right does share some conservative economic values, bu…  [+] (3 replies) 08/25/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#124957 - figatron (08/25/2016) [-]
Conservatives supposedly support the free market
Alt right supports protectionism

Their economic philosophies are completely incompatible.
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#124981 - marinepenguin (08/26/2016) [-]
You can support free market without open borders or across the board free trade.

Protectionism isn't inherently anti-free market. But it's pretty anti-free trade.
#124992 - figatron (08/26/2016) [-]
Not really.

One understands that the most efficient distribution of resources that leads to the greatest possible societal welfare is determined by comparative advantage.

The other believes that government can increase welfare by taxing people for voluntarily trading

Open borders and free trade don't really have anything to do with each other except in the labor market. So you can have free markets without open borders
#124939 - She's still under attack from her speech and a bunch if other …  [+] (3 replies) 08/25/2016 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#124945 - anon (08/25/2016) [-]
Sounds to me like she needs to stop playing the victim.
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#124954 - marinepenguin (08/25/2016) [-]
You said yourself that she's "disappeared". If she was wanting pity or playing the victim you'd be more visible.
#124947 - anon (08/25/2016) [-]
crybaby libcuck is a crybaby