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Age: 18
Youtube Channel: Leonard2580
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Consoles Owned: XBOX,PC
X-box Gamertag: LEONARDS6
Interests: Hanging out, being stupid with friends, sports, working out, video games.
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:4/20/2014
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#54175 - This is the first time I have done this. I would have just cop… 02/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#10968 - At first I thought you were just atheist, but now you have bee…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #10973 - eight (02/14/2013) [-]
I am definitely not an atheist. The latter I suppose.
User avatar #10974 - marinepenguin (02/14/2013) [-]
We probably won't get along very much.
User avatar #10977 - eight (02/14/2013) [-]
I tend not to get along with religious folk period. I learned this the first time I questioned the scripture during mass as a child. Boy did I learn real fast not to question the lords word...oh wait, the event only compelled me to search deeper for answers.
User avatar #10978 - marinepenguin (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not saying I like Religion 100% of the time, and I'm not religious by any means, but I am respectful of others beliefs if they aren't of any harm to others lifestyles. But I was in similar situations as a child.
#9317 - I've always just had big, even breaths. Just have to find your…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #9324 - prinz (02/14/2013) [-]
God dammit I thought it said big, even breasts
#54164 - Two to five times a day? That might be why. Tone it down some. 02/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#50201 - He's from a game called Dead Island, the rapper himself doesn'… 02/14/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#170 - That is amazing.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on How to be a spy 0
User avatar #171 - repostforlife (02/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I know! we just stood around the photo and were talking. I have NEVER had such an awesome match of TF2 ever
#40 - Don't ruin my mental picture of justice and harmony.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2013 on How to be a spy 0
User avatar #44 - repostforlife (02/14/2013) [-]
Weird thing, I HAD that happen before. We then spent the next 10 minutes just talking about stuff.
User avatar #170 - marinepenguin (02/14/2013) [-]
That is amazing.
User avatar #171 - repostforlife (02/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I know! we just stood around the photo and were talking. I have NEVER had such an awesome match of TF2 ever
#26 - What if someone put up a picture on a wall, and both teams fou…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2013 on How to be a spy 0
User avatar #33 - xtrmbragnrytz (02/13/2013) [-]
Someone would kill them all, guaranteed
User avatar #40 - marinepenguin (02/14/2013) [-]
Don't ruin my mental picture of justice and harmony.
User avatar #44 - repostforlife (02/14/2013) [-]
Weird thing, I HAD that happen before. We then spent the next 10 minutes just talking about stuff.
User avatar #170 - marinepenguin (02/14/2013) [-]
That is amazing.
User avatar #171 - repostforlife (02/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I know! we just stood around the photo and were talking. I have NEVER had such an awesome match of TF2 ever
#10890 - Or it's just the progression of society whittling things down … 02/13/2013 on Religion Board 0
#54015 - Where it says description, just type what you want. That's wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #54026 - chubberbrother (02/13/2013) [-]
Awesome thanks.
#161 - Well, it's nearly as old as me, and it wasn't well taken care …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2013 on Uhh, never thought of that. +1
User avatar #170 - princessderpy (02/12/2013) [-]
mine was drove into the ground, now it is a 450hp beast that I use as a daily driver.
#84 - I have a 96 Camaro and the window motors are still going like champs.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2013 on Uhh, never thought of that. +1
User avatar #159 - princessderpy (02/12/2013) [-]
>camaro
>why would it have problems
User avatar #161 - marinepenguin (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, it's nearly as old as me, and it wasn't well taken care of by previous owners. Plus 17 years is a pretty good run for window motors.
User avatar #170 - princessderpy (02/12/2013) [-]
mine was drove into the ground, now it is a 450hp beast that I use as a daily driver.
#10775 - America has the highest percentage of people in the world that… 02/12/2013 on Religion Board 0
#53832 - Read this. 02/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#53831 - READ NOW 02/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#32 - Pole Vault is so fun.. 02/11/2013 on Track season is starting soon 0
#5 - Picture 02/11/2013 on Lucy's first day on the job +3
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on survey for boys +30
#127 - lskovfoged (02/11/2013) [-]
Penis you say?
#10510 - Your logic is impeccable and your reasoning flawless. 10/1…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Religion Board +1
#10511 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
look dude, i'm not trying to convince u to become a Christian. i'm just telling you your a piece of shit for denying the Bible and i hope you die of something slow.
#10527 - feelythefeel (02/11/2013) [-]
*I'm not saying I hate you for not being Christian, but I hate you for not being Christian.
#10530 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
not even denying that
User avatar #10517 - captaincupcakez (02/11/2013) [-]
I thought part of Christianity was "loving thy neighbour"

meaning don't be a fucking asshole to people who don't share your beliefs.
#10604 - thezillis (02/11/2013) [-]
troll is obvious
User avatar #10607 - captaincupcakez (02/11/2013) [-]
What exactly is it that makes me such a troll?

I'm simply stating my beliefs.
#10614 - thezillis (02/11/2013) [-]
Not you, anonymous.
User avatar #10727 - captaincupcakez (02/12/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised... there's rather a large amount of people on this site who believe that...
#10740 - thezillis (02/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm.
Yeah it this guy is pretty obviously trolling
#53675 - I'll have to try some stuff. No one says anything to me, and i…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #53676 - benfordham (02/11/2013) [-]
No problem. Good luck in getting a brighter smile!
#49869 - Great Song 02/11/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#53671 - Is there any way to make my teeth whiter without using whiteni…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #53743 - domitius (02/11/2013) [-]
use whitening strips.
User avatar #53732 - loveyameanish (02/11/2013) [-]
Try taking vitamin supplements. My teeth were pretty bad for a few years because I had an eating disorder and I had all kinds of deficiencies, but they've really brightened up again now that I'm eating properly again. Maybe it's a deficiency that's causing your problem, too?
User avatar #53708 - davvi (02/11/2013) [-]
i have a similar problem, but try to brush 3-4 times a day, that really helps (also longer than 3 minutes each obviously)
User avatar #53674 - benfordham (02/11/2013) [-]
My teeth aren't stained but I use a tooth whitening toothpaste. It's kept them white since I started using it. I'm not sure if it helps remove stains, I think it only helps in keeping your teeth white. No harm in trying it though. I've read a few things about making your own toothpaste with baking soda. Again, not sure if it will work, but no harm in trying.
User avatar #53709 - davvi (02/11/2013) [-]
i hear the baking soda trick is bad for your teeth in long terms
User avatar #53717 - benfordham (02/11/2013) [-]
Yes it is as it's an abrasive. I'd suggest using it once or twice to reduce the staining and then use a tooth whitening toothpaste to maintain it.
User avatar #53675 - marinepenguin (02/11/2013) [-]
I'll have to try some stuff. No one says anything to me, and it isn't super noticable, but I'd like to make them whiter. Thanks.
User avatar #53676 - benfordham (02/11/2013) [-]
No problem. Good luck in getting a brighter smile!
#84 - Well of course, but I doubt that's a possibility. There will a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Stalking naturist families +4
#246 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
I take offense from that!
#63 - I'd rather let a ********* have access and fap to…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Stalking naturist families +7
#78 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
and I'd rather not allow children to be exploited at all.
User avatar #84 - marinepenguin (02/11/2013) [-]
Well of course, but I doubt that's a possibility. There will always be freaks.
#246 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
I take offense from that!
#51 - I have to highlight all the letters to be able to read what you say.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on huh +3
#52 - twi (02/11/2013) [-]
I like rock hard penis
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#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
#61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the 4channy thing viacotwelve
User avatar #63 to #61 - thegermanknight (04/08/2013) [-]
Neeeyah! Ocean of text!
User avatar #64 to #63 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
It's so gud dough.
User avatar #62 to #61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
thegermanknight
#55 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
lil wayne ******* sucks dumbass
#56 to #55 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I never said I liked Lil Wayne?
#57 to #56 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah you did
User avatar #58 to #57 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember this. Could you link it? Because there is only one song that I have in my collection that is Lil Wayne, because I don't like his music 99% of the time.
#59 to #58 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
cant find the comment no more you mustve deleted it
User avatar #60 to #59 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say anon. But I can say from my own personal experience, that I do not enjoy Lil Wayne.
#51 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
******* stop denying god piece of **** its not doing you any good youll pay in the end youll be sorry you denied him cus hes the only way to salvation and your too dumb to even accept his sacrifice instead your believing the universe started expanding out of nothing for no reason and then suddenly life appeared well i got news for you thats impossible you know it but you believe it anyways cus your too scared and hedonistic to accept the truth even tho the truth will set you free stupid as hell how could you not accpt it after all the proof instead your gonna accept a bunch of theories that dont have no proof that makes no sense you cant have sense without god none of your descisions will be rational because reason only exists because of god so how could u have reason without god you dont have anything without god you got nothing you wouldnt even exist if it werent for god and ur still gona deny him even tho hes the only reason you exist how dumb is that ill pray for you but it probably wont do any good cus uve abandoned reason cus you believe in evolution instead of god because you dont want god to be real cus you cant accept reality because atheism has polluted your mind and spirit made you hate the truth the truth is that jesus died for your sins its true whether you beleive or not cus its supported by all the evidence that you ignore because you accept evolution in its place you cant see the truth cus your blinded blind people cant even see the truth even when its right in front of them cus there blind and cant see anything but you can stop being blind if you accept jesus youll see for the first time and you trulybe enlightned cus the only to be enlightened is to accept the truth and the truth is jesus because everyone who accepts jesus sees the truth and becomes free you will no longer be a slave to sin and materialism cus god transcends all that because he exists outside space andtime cus he is all powerful and all good he will save you turn your life around
User avatar #53 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh, and I'm not even atheist. So everything you just said was silly.
User avatar #52 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Well alright.
#54 to #52 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
ok well i am just warning you of the truth because the truth is the most important thing because if you dont accept the truth your not going to be going to heaven and being with god because you will in hell with satan where you will suffering all the time and it will be too late to change cus u let ur sins engulf you instead of resisting them and turning away from temptation which is what you would do if u accepted god instead of satan but instead you choose satan because you want to sin without consequeunces but the consequneces are coming regardless if wether u think they real or not cus the truth isnt based on your opinion it exists whether you like it or not and u will pay if u dont ackonwlege it cus ur too stubborn all you have to do is ask forgiveness jesus has made it so easy and you still wont even change your foolish cus youve been blinded by your sin and the lies of secular people they are not telling the truth to you evolution is not true fossils dont prove it fossils can be formed in less then 10000 years even though they telling you in school that it take million of year because they are lying and saying false things they dont want you to believe they want you to be like them they hate christ nd will do anyting to make it seem like christ isnt real but he is cus i can prove everything they saying is lies and what im saying right now is the truth
User avatar #48 - phanact (12/31/2012) [-]
I've had permanant orange text for a few months.

I just use the white tags to make my text white, so people don't ask

The 'Banned' joke kinda needs the orange text for it to work though
User avatar #33 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Do you collect items/
User avatar #34 to #33 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I have some, but I do nothing with them.
User avatar #35 to #34 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Please, may I have them. I was going to gift you and saw you didn't collect and so... Please?
User avatar #36 to #35 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I have no idea how to do that.
User avatar #39 to #36 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Well, thanks1

I would give you a gif an all, but I'm on a different laptop!
User avatar #41 to #39 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
It's all cool. I'm on a school computer anyways.
User avatar #42 to #41 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Okie. I'm at home. In the UK it's 7:00 PM!
User avatar #43 to #42 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
Dang, it's only 1 PM here in the Midwest US.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol.... Well I found out I got an A star in my English and got onto the Duke of Edinburgh course. I don't know if you do this in the US?
User avatar #45 to #44 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I don't know what an A star is. I'm guessing that's just like an 100, or A+ here. And I don't have any idea what the Duke of Edinburgh course is.
User avatar #46 to #45 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol a DofE coming to think of it is a course from the Queen. Oh well. And an A Star is 93% plus!
User avatar #37 to #36 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Look at the orange triangle at the top. Click it, go to items interface, type in math, accept trade!
User avatar #38 to #37 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
It's done.
User avatar #40 to #38 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Cheers!
#22 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
we meet again penguin.....
#23 to #22 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
Do we? I'm not sure of our last meeting.
#24 to #23 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
whatchu talkin bout willis? I remember....the great ********* ....we were in it not involved but still in
#25 to #24 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
I faintly remember such a ********* , and I have begun to recognize your username..... AH UnionX!! I remember you now! How are you old friend?
#26 to #25 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
well mate....how goes the hunt?
#27 to #26 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
Uhh...I apologize... I have only regained my memory of your username and the 						*********					 we were in. I faintly remember such a hunt... What exactly was I hunting... Hmmm, I had gotten a good blow to the skull during my travels, possibly a factor with my memory perhaps.  
  
People tell me that the accident looked much like these dogs actually.
Uhh...I apologize... I have only regained my memory of your username and the ********* we were in. I faintly remember such a hunt... What exactly was I hunting... Hmmm, I had gotten a good blow to the skull during my travels, possibly a factor with my memory perhaps.

People tell me that the accident looked much like these dogs actually.
#28 to #27 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
indeed sir i only have a vague memory of it but  there were ponies.....and zombie nurses or something
indeed sir i only have a vague memory of it but there were ponies.....and zombie nurses or something
#29 to #28 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
I had figured it was something with ponies..  but zombie nurses I cannot seem to recollect. Either way... I probably killed a good lot of them before I lost my memory and filled many a dame with my seed.
I had figured it was something with ponies.. but zombie nurses I cannot seem to recollect. Either way... I probably killed a good lot of them before I lost my memory and filled many a dame with my seed.
#30 to #29 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
I apoligize for the time it took to reply and yes you are correct they took a good beating
i crucified a monkey
User avatar #14 - OHaiMark ONLINE (08/31/2011) [-]
so dude, i herd u liek to pedo around leo and satan's place?
User avatar #15 to #14 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
Hells yes. They're hilarious.
#16 to #15 - OHaiMark ONLINE (08/31/2011) [-]
oh lordy lucifer yes!
User avatar #17 to #16 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
I only have two pictures of them.. and its only the guy from my profile pic.
User avatar #18 to #17 - OHaiMark ONLINE (08/31/2011) [-]
that guy is hilarious! "my mom told me never to talk to stwangers, and this one has an erection!" xD lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
haha I haven't seen any of their videos in a long time
User avatar #20 to #19 - OHaiMark ONLINE (08/31/2011) [-]
check em out, there might be one u havent seen yet =D
User avatar #21 to #20 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
I'll do that tomorrow. I have to go to bed soon. Last time I saw, there were like 3 or 4 of them.
User avatar #4 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
yo i always give new fur friends a nsfw comic you want?
User avatar #5 to #4 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
Sure, sounds good to me.
User avatar #7 to #6 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
thats awesome. thanks man.
User avatar #9 to #8 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
how do you get this stuff? Because these are good.
#10 to #9 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
il give ya more 2morrow

heres the start of next 1 its a profoloio not a comic though
User avatar #11 to #10 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
alright. Ive seen that pic before, its good tho. So far your the favorite of my furry friends
User avatar #12 to #11 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
want the rest of the profolio?

warning its hard-core though
User avatar #13 to #12 - marinepenguin (07/03/2011) [-]
sure.
User avatar #2 - iMJesus (03/11/2011) [-]
lmfao at your post, I thumbed up, can you thumb up this for me?
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1801129/ meinkraft+Food/
User avatar #1 - sirbonzaiatak (02/28/2011) [-]
hey i like ur pics, check out my pics and rate please :D
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