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#15165 - Well you have already made some progress, you clearly have gai… 07/18/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#15163 - If you do everything right, and stick with it, I would say Dec…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#15164 - leal (07/18/2014) [-]
Well less than a year ago i was pic related so I guess it's about the same difference in muscle?
User avatar #15165 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
Well you have already made some progress, you clearly have gained some muscle, but since you were kind of skinny fat you still have that and probably a little bit more. So I'd say stick the course, gain a bit more muscle, and then diet down for about a month until you are around 10% body fat or even lower. So I'd say you're about half way there.
#122 - Picture 07/18/2014 on i love my family +2
#15161 - That wouldn't be hard to make. That's more of an athletic look…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #15162 - leal (07/18/2014) [-]
So doable by December?
User avatar #15163 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
If you do everything right, and stick with it, I would say December is doable. Shouldn't take any longer then a year at the absolute most. Although I should note that you shouldn't get in your head to look like that guy, you won't look exactly like that because everyone is different. But you could easily look athletic in 6 months if you train correctly and eat correctly.
#15164 - leal (07/18/2014) [-]
Well less than a year ago i was pic related so I guess it's about the same difference in muscle?
User avatar #15165 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
Well you have already made some progress, you clearly have gained some muscle, but since you were kind of skinny fat you still have that and probably a little bit more. So I'd say stick the course, gain a bit more muscle, and then diet down for about a month until you are around 10% body fat or even lower. So I'd say you're about half way there.
#117 - All my friends that introduced me to Funnyjunk around 6 years … 07/18/2014 on i love my family 0
#78630 - Can we go back to syrianassassin shitposting. These new guys a…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #78667 - syrianassassin (07/18/2014) [-]
lel they disagree with you too
look you have found new enemies
User avatar #78631 - eight (07/18/2014) [-]
I'd rather see no shitposters, myself.
User avatar #78632 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
True, but I don't see a time like that soon.
User avatar #78633 - eight (07/18/2014) [-]
Just have faith.
#15159 - Well this vacation week completely screwed up my workout sched… 07/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#53 - I get on yahoo when I'm at work, and read all the articles on …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Jaden, the fuck are you... 0
User avatar #54 - fishinyourface (07/17/2014) [-]
I see, well thank you for the information
#51 - That's the one I was talking about in the spoiler eye thingy. … 07/17/2014 on Jaden, the fuck are you... 0
#49 - His daughter has been taking photos naked in bed with another …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Jaden, the fuck are you... 0
User avatar #52 - fishinyourface (07/17/2014) [-]
oh. well then, that's rather disgusting....to be honest I just haven't heard anything about will smith's kids anywhere, so I really don't know anything they've done other than be stupid on the internet. my celebrity news only ever comes from funnyjunk when it posts something related to celebrities
User avatar #53 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
I get on yahoo when I'm at work, and read all the articles on my down time. There is usually some dumb thing that happened with some celebrity. The Smiths kids are mentioned a lot there.
User avatar #54 - fishinyourface (07/17/2014) [-]
I see, well thank you for the information
#42 - I have a lot of respect for Will Smith, but not for how he rai…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Jaden, the fuck are you... +1
User avatar #50 - heartlessrobot (07/17/2014) [-]
Trey Smith turned out just fine tho.
User avatar #51 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
That's the one I was talking about in the spoiler eye thingy. I couldn't remember his name.
User avatar #46 - fishinyourface (07/17/2014) [-]
but to be fair, he turned out ok. Yes, he may say some stupid douchey things but damnit he's still a kid. We all said stupid shit at this age. I would rather he be tweeting dumb shit, than going out and causing havoc and being a total cuntwad to people like justin bieber is doing
User avatar #49 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
His daughter has been taking photos naked in bed with another guy who is like 19. She's like 13. And she wasn't punished or even chastised for it. Will Smith is a good guy, and their kids haven't done anything illegal, but they do seem to consider themselves older and more adult then they should.
User avatar #52 - fishinyourface (07/17/2014) [-]
oh. well then, that's rather disgusting....to be honest I just haven't heard anything about will smith's kids anywhere, so I really don't know anything they've done other than be stupid on the internet. my celebrity news only ever comes from funnyjunk when it posts something related to celebrities
User avatar #53 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
I get on yahoo when I'm at work, and read all the articles on my down time. There is usually some dumb thing that happened with some celebrity. The Smiths kids are mentioned a lot there.
User avatar #54 - fishinyourface (07/17/2014) [-]
I see, well thank you for the information
User avatar #44 - lukeseven (07/17/2014) [-]
I don't really know much about his kids, but recently seen a few of Jaydens tweets.
Some of the shit he says though
#15158 - I have explained this. All his energy is going into his lower …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#15197 - devout feminist (07/18/2014) [-]
"All his energy is going into his lower back, pushing it up. If he had his core tight like it should be, it would be straight on the bench"

That makes no actual sense at all and it complete broscience. He has the mobility to create an arch that big, so he uses it to reduce his ROM and allow him to lift heavier weights. Most people can't arch that much. Just because I'm informing you on how wrong your are doesn't mean I advocate that method of benching. I can't arch and much and dislike large arch bench.

His lower back also isn't suffering from that arch. If you're still benching heavy over 45, you better thank your parents for giving you resilient rotator cuff genetics.
User avatar #15198 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
I think you misunderstanding me, I'm not saying that your back should be perfectly straight. Arch is totally fine, as long as your butt is touching the bench. This guy is not touching the bench with his butt, he isn't keeping his core tight, he's going to hurt his back.

I don't go by broscience.

And I'll just disagree with you on the last point. While genetics are a huge factor for how long you can bench and really do heavy lifts in general, if you bench correctly and don't continually push and over stress your joints or injure them, you can bench into your 50's.
#15182 - devout feminist (07/18/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6T45kkQVoU
Why the fuck do they allow this then mate?
User avatar #15183 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
I have specifically seen the girl used as an example as what not to do while benching. Different powerlifting federations have their own rules and regulations.
#112 - No amount of genetics can make you naturally fat. Chubby? Sure… 07/17/2014 on but muh acceptance 0
#15155 - I know, I wasn't necessarily talking about that guy specifical…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #15156 - scoobydoobydo (07/17/2014) [-]
I for one have bad shoulder mobility. But I see what you are saying that this guys form is excessive and on his way to snap city.
#2647 - We've been together a year and a half nearly. I do really care…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2939 - chocolatehotdog (07/17/2014) [-]
You don't like her enough so it's unfair on both of you. You both deserve to have someone who loves the bones of ya. if you're worried about hurting her just grip your balls and get on with it because the sooner you do it the sooner she'll get over it. My two cents
#15153 - I have been to powerlifting meets, I've seen how guys do it. I…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #15154 - scoobydoobydo (07/17/2014) [-]
As I said in my first comment his butt should touch the bench. If you did this at a meet the lift wouldn't count because his butts not on the bench.
User avatar #15155 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
I know, I wasn't necessarily talking about that guy specifically. I've just been trained to keep my core straight and tight, and it's how I've always seen it done. And not everyone has shoulder problems while benching, some people are shoulder dominant and some aren't. I'm not, and my shoulders have never had issues benching thus far. But you are right about the shoulder girdle thing, the shoulder bones in your back don't have freedom of movement during the lift.
User avatar #15156 - scoobydoobydo (07/17/2014) [-]
I for one have bad shoulder mobility. But I see what you are saying that this guys form is excessive and on his way to snap city.
#2166 - Age: 19 Occupation: Bank Teller, College Student Probl…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2591 - chocolatehotdog (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, basically if you're not 100% into the relationship you're wasting your time
User avatar #2647 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
We've been together a year and a half nearly. I do really care about her, like a lot. But I know I'm not going to marry her.
User avatar #2939 - chocolatehotdog (07/17/2014) [-]
You don't like her enough so it's unfair on both of you. You both deserve to have someone who loves the bones of ya. if you're worried about hurting her just grip your balls and get on with it because the sooner you do it the sooner she'll get over it. My two cents
User avatar #2178 - zergswarm (07/17/2014) [-]
If you aren't rock solid sure about it I would say that is a definite tell that it is not worth it. Remember that as us guys age we get smarter and wealthier (barring stupid decisions and laziness) and that the good thing about college girls is they are always the same age.
#78575 - I think you're forgetting the whole catholic situation.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Religion Board 0
#78576 - syrianassassin (07/17/2014) [-]
#78574 - Those 3 facts are retarded, the second 2 are assumptions. … 07/17/2014 on Religion Board +1
#15150 - Well that makes sense, because the core is where all of your e… 07/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#15149 - That isn't broscience, the only part of your back that shouldn…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#15157 - devout feminist (07/17/2014) [-]
No it isn't. You claimed he's not "using his whole body properly", yet haven't explained how at all. If you're gonna make a claim, you have to back it up.

He has his feet on the ground and ass on the bench, so it would pass in a competition. If anything, he's using his whole body more considering that his lower body remains extremely tight since his feet are directly under him
User avatar #15158 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
I have explained this. All his energy is going into his lower back, pushing it up. If he had his core tight like it should be, it would be straight on the bench. That guy in the picture is going to ruin his back very quickly benching like that. If you think it is good form, then continue benching like that. I will enjoy being able to bench over when I turn 45.
#15197 - devout feminist (07/18/2014) [-]
"All his energy is going into his lower back, pushing it up. If he had his core tight like it should be, it would be straight on the bench"

That makes no actual sense at all and it complete broscience. He has the mobility to create an arch that big, so he uses it to reduce his ROM and allow him to lift heavier weights. Most people can't arch that much. Just because I'm informing you on how wrong your are doesn't mean I advocate that method of benching. I can't arch and much and dislike large arch bench.

His lower back also isn't suffering from that arch. If you're still benching heavy over 45, you better thank your parents for giving you resilient rotator cuff genetics.
User avatar #15198 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
I think you misunderstanding me, I'm not saying that your back should be perfectly straight. Arch is totally fine, as long as your butt is touching the bench. This guy is not touching the bench with his butt, he isn't keeping his core tight, he's going to hurt his back.

I don't go by broscience.

And I'll just disagree with you on the last point. While genetics are a huge factor for how long you can bench and really do heavy lifts in general, if you bench correctly and don't continually push and over stress your joints or injure them, you can bench into your 50's.
#15182 - devout feminist (07/18/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6T45kkQVoU
Why the fuck do they allow this then mate?
User avatar #15183 - marinepenguin (07/18/2014) [-]
I have specifically seen the girl used as an example as what not to do while benching. Different powerlifting federations have their own rules and regulations.
#15146 - Sounds cool. I just know one of the original workout regimens …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#15147 - oborawatabinost (07/17/2014) [-]
He also did a lot of core. Because the core is the center of everything, and a strong core will help you develop power coming from everywhere else.

I'm not fitness expert, but I know that you can't look like that and have that kind of power without knowing what you're doing. And lots and lots of effort.
User avatar #15150 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
Well that makes sense, because the core is where all of your energy transfers through is pretty much any movement.

And I'm not arguing with you, Bruce Lee was an absolute beast.
#145088 - My girlfriend says the same thing about her guys, the worst th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #145090 - cbobrow (07/17/2014) [-]
Will do man. I think I mightve needed to just talk a little to an outside party too
#145085 - That's understandable. But this takes more then just a few day…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #145086 - cbobrow (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh well no I mean its just kinda come to a head in the past few days I know its been there under the surface for a while. But its not that shes making me feel bad its that I feel bad for whats happened in my past. I know that sounds kinda stupid but I just wish I hadn't done any of it.
User avatar #145088 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
My girlfriend says the same thing about her guys, the worst thing for me was that she basically just had a 25 year old fuck buddy for a year, and that hurts to think about.

But you just gotta let it get out of her system. Let her vent, talk to her, be there for her.
User avatar #145090 - cbobrow (07/17/2014) [-]
Will do man. I think I mightve needed to just talk a little to an outside party too
#145083 - Well, my girlfriend has been with 7 guys, all older and more e…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145084 - cbobrow (07/17/2014) [-]
That's what we've been doing for the past few days is talking about it and I just feel super shitty cause I upset her. I just want to make her happy ya know?
User avatar #145085 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
That's understandable. But this takes more then just a few days, it was months for me, but I didn't spend every moment upset about it. I would just have a couple hours where I was down.

You also have to take into account, that she shouldn't making you feel bad about it. She also has to kind of nut up and accept that you have done things in the past, and she shouldn't make you feel bad about it.
User avatar #145086 - cbobrow (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh well no I mean its just kinda come to a head in the past few days I know its been there under the surface for a while. But its not that shes making me feel bad its that I feel bad for whats happened in my past. I know that sounds kinda stupid but I just wish I hadn't done any of it.
User avatar #145088 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
My girlfriend says the same thing about her guys, the worst thing for me was that she basically just had a 25 year old fuck buddy for a year, and that hurts to think about.

But you just gotta let it get out of her system. Let her vent, talk to her, be there for her.
User avatar #145090 - cbobrow (07/17/2014) [-]
Will do man. I think I mightve needed to just talk a little to an outside party too
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User avatar #101 - syrianassassin (10 hours ago) [-]
i am fasting and went to your profile and full of food. why you torture me ;_;
#100 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Have some more u slut
User avatar #99 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh you love this bread you dirty whore.
#98 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
ofc i wouldnt
User avatar #97 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
You thought this cat would stop with bread?
#95 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I shall not stop. I shall not falter. OP will deliver. And you shall know his name forever.
User avatar #96 to #95 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a good time. Many laughs are to be had.
#93 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I guess you like bread
Have a grielld chees
#94 to #93 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I thought you were done.
Oh god I thought you were done.
#90 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Fuk u have sum bred
Beans on bred toast
User avatar #92 to #90 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
That looks absolutely disgusting holy shit.
#88 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Not stopping because you goddamn asked to be shitposted. I will not stop. I shall not falter. Fuk u
User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it bread or is it ice cream!!!!???
#85 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have your 5 bread a day motherfucker.
User avatar #86 to #85 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god no
#84 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you like buttery bread you whore?
User avatar #87 to #84 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Please stop omg
#83 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such shitpost, Many bread. Wow.
User avatar #89 to #83 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This isn't your average everyday shitposting, this is...

ADVANCED shitposting
#80 - devout feminist (06/28/2014) [-]
guess who i am
User avatar #81 to #80 - marinepenguin (06/28/2014) [-]
considering my latest user on my profile is syrianassassin, I have no idea
User avatar #76 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #78 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
oh wait I remember what this was for, you actually did it. Impressive.
User avatar #77 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #79 to #75 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm impressed.
User avatar #72 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I got the tentacuil thumbs back to 0 for you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, it was more of an annoyance then anything. He thumbed down several boards.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I like to chill the music board and spam thumbing is really annoying.
#70 to #67 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You've got nothing on him.
#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#69 to #68 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** aaaaaaaaand I'm gay.
User avatar #71 to #69 - marinepenguin (06/11/2014) [-]
We'll hello friend
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
#61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the 4channy thing viacotwelve
User avatar #63 to #61 - thegermanknight (04/08/2013) [-]
Neeeyah! Ocean of text!
User avatar #64 to #63 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
It's so gud dough.
User avatar #62 to #61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
thegermanknight
#55 - devout feminist (03/05/2013) [-]
lil wayne fucking sucks dumbass
#56 to #55 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I never said I liked Lil Wayne?
#57 to #56 - devout feminist (03/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #57 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember this. Could you link it? Because there is only one song that I have in my collection that is Lil Wayne, because I don't like his music 99% of the time.
#59 to #58 - devout feminist (03/05/2013) [-]
cant find the comment no more you mustve deleted it
User avatar #60 to #59 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say anon. But I can say from my own personal experience, that I do not enjoy Lil Wayne.
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