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#85976 - Who are you talking about? I don't think there is a single civ…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Religion Board 0
#85977 - syrianassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thamud

To the Thamud people (We sent) their brother Salih. He said, "O my people! worship Allah: you have no other deity other than Him. There has come to you clear evidence from your lord. This is the she-camel of God sent to you as a Sign. So leave her to eat within God's land, and do not touch her with harm, lest there seize you a painful punishment.
"And remember when He made you successors after Aad and settled you in the land, and you take for yourselves palaces from its plains and carve from the mountains, homes. Then remember the favors of God and do not commit abuse on the earth, spreading corruption."

—Qur'an, Surah 7 (Al-A'raf), ayat 73-74

So they hamstrung the she-camel, and were insolent toward the command of their lord and said, "O Salih, bring us what you promise us, if you should be of the messengers."
So the earthquake seized them, and they became within their home (corpses) fallen prone.

—Qur'an, Surah 7 (Al-A'raf), ayat 77-78

User avatar #85979 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
You've deviated far from the main point as it is.
#85980 - syrianassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
denying god will lead to your own destruction

ether by ignoring him or not worshiping him or astray

but your tricks of misunderstanding wont work

and there are allot of stories from different reasons why nations are eliminated. you must be thankful he is patient on you and didnt cause you to die, or you will see something painful of eternity



User avatar #85983 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
Talking about this isn't denying God or ignoring him. It's a what-if situation that's meant to create discussion. Of course the chance of this being the case is low, but that's the fun in discussing it.
User avatar #85978 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
All that says about them is that they didn't believe in the God that Islam did, so they were destroyed by the Muslim nation at the time. There was no divine intervention there. It doesn't say anywhere that these people said that god wasn't actually a god.
#85974 - The whole point of this would be that the thing who created hu…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Religion Board 0
#85975 - syrianassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
what are you saying the idiots before you said it and god eliminated them and only ruins lrft as thier own trace. some of them eliminated without a single trace
User avatar #85976 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
Who are you talking about? I don't think there is a single civilization or person that said that, who was "eliminated by god". You are pulling crap out of your ass.
#85977 - syrianassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thamud

To the Thamud people (We sent) their brother Salih. He said, "O my people! worship Allah: you have no other deity other than Him. There has come to you clear evidence from your lord. This is the she-camel of God sent to you as a Sign. So leave her to eat within God's land, and do not touch her with harm, lest there seize you a painful punishment.
"And remember when He made you successors after Aad and settled you in the land, and you take for yourselves palaces from its plains and carve from the mountains, homes. Then remember the favors of God and do not commit abuse on the earth, spreading corruption."

—Qur'an, Surah 7 (Al-A'raf), ayat 73-74

So they hamstrung the she-camel, and were insolent toward the command of their lord and said, "O Salih, bring us what you promise us, if you should be of the messengers."
So the earthquake seized them, and they became within their home (corpses) fallen prone.

—Qur'an, Surah 7 (Al-A'raf), ayat 77-78

User avatar #85979 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
You've deviated far from the main point as it is.
#85980 - syrianassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
denying god will lead to your own destruction

ether by ignoring him or not worshiping him or astray

but your tricks of misunderstanding wont work

and there are allot of stories from different reasons why nations are eliminated. you must be thankful he is patient on you and didnt cause you to die, or you will see something painful of eternity



User avatar #85983 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
Talking about this isn't denying God or ignoring him. It's a what-if situation that's meant to create discussion. Of course the chance of this being the case is low, but that's the fun in discussing it.
User avatar #85978 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
All that says about them is that they didn't believe in the God that Islam did, so they were destroyed by the Muslim nation at the time. There was no divine intervention there. It doesn't say anywhere that these people said that god wasn't actually a god.
#23 - When your balls dropped how big was the resulting crater?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Ask Carlos +62
#34 - roooledoulf (08/26/2014) [-]
Each of my balls is a spirit bomb
#145 - gokuthebadass (08/27/2014) [-]
#98 - legoslayer (08/26/2014) [-]
He likes DBZ, too. You fucking win, Carlos.
#60 - I've known a lot of dumb ass people in my life who do hilariou… 08/26/2014 on A short story about CARLOS +32
#85972 - Erik Von Daniken's chariots of the gods right here. He put for…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85989 - leightonsolomon (08/27/2014) [-]
It is an interesting concept, but there really isn't anything too unreasonable about us developing naturally. We evolved over hundreds of millions of years, and that is plenty of time for our level of intelligence to evolve, given the right factors. It seems strange because we look at ancient civilizations like the Egyptians or the Sumerians, but even they were VERY late in the scale of human evolution. However, since we only began to write our history around 6,000 years ago, 97% of human history is lost, so who knows.
User avatar #85990 - marinepenguin (08/27/2014) [-]
We can trace our ancestry back 10's of millions of years, sure. But we as homo sapiens, have evolved very very quickly, our ancestors had their greatest leaps in intelligence and brain size over a span of 600,000 years, that's nearly the blink of an eye for an organ like the brain to grow. The first homo sapiens known was 195,000 years ago, but the first modern homo sapiens didn't exist until 27-20,000 years ago. That leave an entire 21-14,000 year period that we have absolutely no record of. What could have been built or destroyed in that time? Maybe the stories of Atlantis, the Rama empire, and Lemuria are true? We may never know. Still, our origins as a species and a civilization will always fascinate me.

listverse.com/2013/04/12/10-mysteries-that-hint-at-forgotten-advanced-civilizations/
User avatar #85991 - leightonsolomon (08/27/2014) [-]
Thats true. Well personally I believe we dont have records of them because early sapiens may not have been intelligent enough to write or didnt keep records, or it was simply too long ago and the records have been destroyed. As far as our ancestors evolving very quickly, my only thought is that it was very necessary for them to evolve at that time, who knows why.
#85971 - Experiments create all the time.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85973 - syrianassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
putting god as someone who dont know and trying to figure out something is a blasphemy

maybe the god you are thinking about is in another religion not mine
User avatar #85974 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
The whole point of this would be that the thing who created humans was in fact not a god, but was perceived as a god by primitive man.

Being unable to even entertain that idea as a hypothetical situation for even a millisecond is what makes you an ignorant human being.
#85975 - syrianassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
what are you saying the idiots before you said it and god eliminated them and only ruins lrft as thier own trace. some of them eliminated without a single trace
User avatar #85976 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
Who are you talking about? I don't think there is a single civilization or person that said that, who was "eliminated by god". You are pulling crap out of your ass.
#85977 - syrianassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thamud

To the Thamud people (We sent) their brother Salih. He said, "O my people! worship Allah: you have no other deity other than Him. There has come to you clear evidence from your lord. This is the she-camel of God sent to you as a Sign. So leave her to eat within God's land, and do not touch her with harm, lest there seize you a painful punishment.
"And remember when He made you successors after Aad and settled you in the land, and you take for yourselves palaces from its plains and carve from the mountains, homes. Then remember the favors of God and do not commit abuse on the earth, spreading corruption."

—Qur'an, Surah 7 (Al-A'raf), ayat 73-74

So they hamstrung the she-camel, and were insolent toward the command of their lord and said, "O Salih, bring us what you promise us, if you should be of the messengers."
So the earthquake seized them, and they became within their home (corpses) fallen prone.

—Qur'an, Surah 7 (Al-A'raf), ayat 77-78

User avatar #85979 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
You've deviated far from the main point as it is.
#85980 - syrianassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
denying god will lead to your own destruction

ether by ignoring him or not worshiping him or astray

but your tricks of misunderstanding wont work

and there are allot of stories from different reasons why nations are eliminated. you must be thankful he is patient on you and didnt cause you to die, or you will see something painful of eternity



User avatar #85983 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
Talking about this isn't denying God or ignoring him. It's a what-if situation that's meant to create discussion. Of course the chance of this being the case is low, but that's the fun in discussing it.
User avatar #85978 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
All that says about them is that they didn't believe in the God that Islam did, so they were destroyed by the Muslim nation at the time. There was no divine intervention there. It doesn't say anywhere that these people said that god wasn't actually a god.
#85970 - I agree with that completely. I believe that as time goes on r… 08/26/2014 on Religion Board 0
#85969 - I've heard of silicon, phosphorous, and a few other elements, … 08/26/2014 on Religion Board +1
#85942 - I believe that complex life outside of our solar system is a c…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #85946 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/26/2014) [-]
Silicon would be a likely replacement in life, though carbon is still the most likely due to its efficiency at bonding to itself and other elements.
User avatar #85969 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
I've heard of silicon, phosphorous, and a few other elements, but I can't remember what they are. They're less likely to occur but there are a few bacterium on earth that are phosphorus based life.
#17237 - 2 kilos in 3 days is very quick. I wouldn't expect to maintain… 08/26/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#85941 - What dirty games? 08/26/2014 on Religion Board 0
#85869 - What do you think will happen regarding the religious landscap…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85947 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/26/2014) [-]
I think that as our scientific and educational landscapes expand and develop, non-religious and atheists will come to dominate the world, though in the short term Islam will continue to spread, before plateauing and eventually beginning to dwindle as other major religions have.
User avatar #85970 - marinepenguin (08/26/2014) [-]
I agree with that completely. I believe that as time goes on religious institutions will gradually become less prominent in the world.
User avatar #85878 - feelythefeel (08/26/2014) [-]
The groups that are growing the fastest at the moment regarding religion seem to be Islam and the nonreligious, so I think we can expect to see more of both as time goes on.
#85874 - syrianassassin has deleted their comment.
#85857 - Just because you live a simple life with a big sense of commun… 08/26/2014 on Religion Board 0
#17232 - Lift while doing cardio and eating less then your body needs b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#17235 - anonassassin (08/26/2014) [-]
Alright, will do

Thanks
#17231 - Do you ever have deloading weeks? Sometimes a plateau is simpl… 08/26/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#326 - I would be paranoid that in the middle of doing naughty … 08/25/2014 on Time 0
#85849 - That's the whole point of sci-fi bud. Sci-fi is short for Scie… 08/25/2014 on Religion Board 0
#85848 - Porn is fine, as long as both those involved were willing part… 08/25/2014 on Religion Board 0
#9564230 - Don't you ever try to talk to me.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on retard forum 0
#9565478 - stevecartel (08/26/2014) [-]
#17221 - It wasn't that leg press didn't mean **** , it was… 08/25/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#17220 - Just remember that just because you are completely trashed at … 08/25/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#85806 - They are essentially the same thing in the United States. Univ… 08/25/2014 on Religion Board 0
#85783 - College, University, whatever you want to call it.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #85784 - syrianassassin (08/25/2014) [-]
those are different

university or college?

i study in the university
#85781 - Now I'm bored, and I have school in the morning. Let me know w…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Religion Board 0
#85782 - syrianassassin (08/25/2014) [-]
>school

ha ha ha
#85778 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Religion Board 0
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User avatar #111 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
No homo, can you post a pic of your arms. Or just your muscles, this sounds so gay but I'm just curious as to how ripped you are.
#112 to #111 - marinepenguin (08/09/2014) [-]
No worries bro, I've seen you on Fitness some, so I can see why you'd be curious.

I'm about upper 180s in this photo. Currently in the lower 190s now. I wouldn't say I'm ripped, but I'm trying to get there.

My goal is to reach a lean 200, and I have more fat on me now then I'd like.
User avatar #113 to #112 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
What supplements you on?
User avatar #114 to #113 - marinepenguin (08/09/2014) [-]
I only take Whey Protein
User avatar #115 to #114 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
Oh. I just started taking 100% Whey Protein. I used to take this: www.gnc.com/GNC-Total-Lean-Lean-Shake-BURN-Chocolate-Fudge/product.jsp?productId=33755596

Then I dropped 15 lbs and I am onto whey protein.
User avatar #116 to #115 - marinepenguin (08/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. I've only every used Whey, I'm not going to start trying to actually slim down until I hit around 210 or if I put on too much fat in the process. I'm not sure how big I could get while staying natty though.
User avatar #117 to #116 - donnybergerstory (08/09/2014) [-]
Well good luck bro. Keep at it.
User avatar #102 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Hey, I hope you dont mind answering some questions of mine, you seem to be pretty smart about all this workout stuff and im just starting out
User avatar #103 to #102 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Well I'm flattered! I'm sure I could help you, what are you wanting to know exactly?
User avatar #104 to #103 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Well I wanted some advice on a few aspects of the workouts ive been doing the past month
I've run a mile everyday before lifting as a bit of cardio and to warm up; I don't run longer (which i easily could) because I dont want to be fatigued for my actual workout
Do you think this beneficial? I'm aiming to be a bit more muscular and to lose my excess fat
Also, I wanted advice on the exercises that I've been doing; should i post them all?
User avatar #105 to #104 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Well first off, running a mile before lifting isn't a terrible idea, it'll help condition you and keep your cardiovascular system in good shape. BUT, jogging is hell on your knees and if you do too much you can actually impair your ability to gain lean muscle mass. So if I were you, I would do about 3 or 4 40 yard sprints for a warmup instead. It'll condition you, burn fat, builds muscle throughout your body, and isn't hard on the joints.

As for the exercises, post away.
User avatar #106 to #105 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
So here's what ive been doing:
Back:
4x10 Lat Pulldowns,
4x10 seated Low row,
4x10 Bent-over dumbbell row,
4x10 Back extensions,
4x10 of this byebyebodyfatbridge.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/969.jpg,
4x10 of this www.osu-tulsa.okstate.edu/wellness/equipment/reverse-flies-lg.jpg,
Shoulder:
4x10 dumbbell shrugs, 4x10 dumbbell shoulder press, 4x10 shoulder press machine, 4x10 front dumbbell raise,
Abs:
4x10 decline weighted sit-ups, 4x10 of this www.bodybuilding.com/exercises/exerciseImages/sequences/340/Male/l/340_2.jpg , 4x10 of this one machine, cant find it, 4x10 of this other machine,
Legs:
4x10 seated leg press, 4x10 of this s1.hubimg.com/u/2775218_f520.jpg , 4x10 of this www.biokineticspt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/VR1-Leg-Extension_13050.jpg , 4x10 one-legged dumbbell calf raises,
Chest:
4x10 dumbbell press, 4x10 bench press, 4x10 of this www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2012/rise-of-the-machines-15-assisted-exercises-that-work_e.jpg, 4x10 incline bench press,
Biceps:
4x10 curls,
4x10 reverse grip pull-up,
4x10 www.nationalfitnessequipments.com/images/Bicep_Machine_Curl.jpg ,
4x10 seated curl bar,
Tricep:
4x10 lying-down dumbbell tricep extension, 4x10 dips,
4x10 arm extension machine, 4x10 triceps push down
User avatar #108 to #106 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Couple tips here. You have a TON of volume, and it's really unnecessary. You should really only have 4-6 movements per workout max, usually centered around one big lift, which you don't seem to be doing any of those besides bench. So say for back, I'd do Deadlifts, then pull-ups (instead of lat pulldowns), bent over rows (barbell preferable), and some kind of rear delt movement, and then I would probably add in one bicep movement.

You also seem to use a ton of machine work, does the gym you go to have any free weights or barbells? Those will have more carryover to real life and a higher amount of strength and size gain compared to machines.

Lastly, switch it up from 4x10 sometimes man, throw in some 5x5 (considered the best combination of strength and size), 5/3/1 (second best), 10x3 (yes, 10 sets of 3, lots of size gain, lots of strength gain). Toy around with the sets and reps, stick with one for a few months and see how you grow. Find out what works best for you. I'm really tall for a lifter so 5x5 tends to work best for me.
User avatar #109 to #108 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
I feel like I should haveve included this; I do all these over 5 days, with back on Monday, abs and shoulders on Tuesday, legs on Wednesday, chest on Thursday, and triceps and biceps on Friday
Do you still feel that I should do less movements?
User avatar #110 to #109 - marinepenguin (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes, I had assumed that you split it up.

Like I said, you only really need 4-6 movements centered around one main lift. Any more then that and you risk overtraining, especially when you work out 5 days a week. I would know, I used to do what you are doing, except I went 6 days a week. After awhile I would start getting hurt, my lower back, then my upper back, then my hip, or my knee. Now that I toned it down I have absolutely no injuries and I feel better then ever.
User avatar #107 to #106 - derpityhurr (07/29/2014) [-]
Hopefully that wasnt too cringey
Also about the sprinting, it seems like a good idea
User avatar #101 - syrianassassin ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
i am fasting and went to your profile and full of food. why you torture me ;_;
#100 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Have some more u slut
User avatar #99 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh you love this bread you dirty whore.
#98 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
ofc i wouldnt
User avatar #97 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
You thought this cat would stop with bread?
#95 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I shall not stop. I shall not falter. OP will deliver. And you shall know his name forever.
User avatar #96 to #95 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a good time. Many laughs are to be had.
#93 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I guess you like bread
Have a grielld chees
#94 to #93 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I thought you were done.
Oh god I thought you were done.
#90 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Fuk u have sum bred
Beans on bred toast
User avatar #92 to #90 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
That looks absolutely disgusting holy **** .
#88 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Not stopping because you goddamn asked to be ********** . I will not stop. I shall not falter. Fuk u
User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it bread or is it ice cream!!!!???
#85 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have your 5 bread a day ************ .
User avatar #86 to #85 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god no
#84 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you like buttery bread you whore?
User avatar #87 to #84 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Please stop omg
#83 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such ******** , Many bread. Wow.
User avatar #89 to #83 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This isn't your average everyday *********** , this is...

ADVANCED ***********
#80 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
guess who i am
User avatar #81 to #80 - marinepenguin (06/28/2014) [-]
considering my latest user on my profile is syrianassassin, I have no idea
User avatar #78 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
oh wait I remember what this was for, you actually did it. Impressive.
User avatar #77 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #79 to #75 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm impressed.
User avatar #72 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I got the tentacuil thumbs back to 0 for you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, it was more of an annoyance then anything. He thumbed down several boards.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I like to chill the music board and spam thumbing is really annoying.
#70 to #67 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You've got nothing on him.
#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#69 to #68 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** aaaaaaaaand I'm gay.
User avatar #71 to #69 - marinepenguin (06/11/2014) [-]
We'll hello friend
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
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