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Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
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#100133 - The first step to solving a problem is recognizing that there … 10/20/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#159 - I have a girlfriend too and pretty much all my free time is de… 10/20/2013 on Social Gaming +1
#119 - goddammit how did I **** that up 10/20/2013 on ghost sneeze -3
#118 - ho  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on ghost sneeze -2
User avatar #119 - marinepenguin (10/20/2013) [-]
goddammit how did I fuck that up
#122 - Too bad that having a job and going to school take up all my t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Social Gaming +1
#138 - kndz (10/20/2013) [-]
I feel your pain bro, I just got into DCUO and DUST they are all MMOs...MFW University and Full time job and wife and house.
User avatar #159 - marinepenguin (10/20/2013) [-]
I have a girlfriend too and pretty much all my free time is dedicated to her. Not that I mind it, just would be cool to have an extra 8 hours of the day to just game.
#87 - with your dick 10/19/2013 on student suspended 0
#100 - how dare you stand where he stood 10/19/2013 on push the button 0
#99923 - I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Sp… 10/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#99760 - Excellent advice +1  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99845 - yokii (10/18/2013) [-]
People are willing to pay what they believe it's worth. I've sold a few cars here and there for some quick cash and if you're patient with selling your car, you will end up selling it for a price your comfortable with. Go ahead and ask for $4500 and see what offers you get because there will be annoying 'low baller' offers.

I live in Chicago and I can find similar Camaros for $3000 in better shape but that's just my area.
User avatar #99923 - marinepenguin (10/19/2013) [-]
I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Springfield. And where I am there are quite a few camaros around here, they're pretty popular. The problem is that most of them around here are pretty shitty and worth less than a $1000. So a decent one like the one I have that's well taken care of and has a lot of newer parts is gonna sell pretty fast. I've already had some people take interest in it and I was going to sell it for 4 grand, but I'll take your advice and try to sell for 4500. Thanks a lot.
#99758 - I did, said about 4 grand. But it doesn't factor in accidents …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99759 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
$4,444
User avatar #99760 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Excellent advice +1
User avatar #99845 - yokii (10/18/2013) [-]
People are willing to pay what they believe it's worth. I've sold a few cars here and there for some quick cash and if you're patient with selling your car, you will end up selling it for a price your comfortable with. Go ahead and ask for $4500 and see what offers you get because there will be annoying 'low baller' offers.

I live in Chicago and I can find similar Camaros for $3000 in better shape but that's just my area.
User avatar #99923 - marinepenguin (10/19/2013) [-]
I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Springfield. And where I am there are quite a few camaros around here, they're pretty popular. The problem is that most of them around here are pretty shitty and worth less than a $1000. So a decent one like the one I have that's well taken care of and has a lot of newer parts is gonna sell pretty fast. I've already had some people take interest in it and I was going to sell it for 4 grand, but I'll take your advice and try to sell for 4500. Thanks a lot.
#99756 - Why $3000 if you don't mind me asking? I was hoping for th…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#99846 - taurusguy (10/18/2013) [-]
Well you see, im a pawn shop owner, i have to resell it, but ill just call my buddy who is an expert at being an expert on cars, lets have him appraise it. But yeah, i dont know much about cars, just wanted to belong.
User avatar #99757 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
i was joking
look on kellys blue book
User avatar #99758 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
I did, said about 4 grand. But it doesn't factor in accidents or the amount of work put into the vehicle. So I'm getting other opinions.
User avatar #99759 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
$4,444
User avatar #99760 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Excellent advice +1
User avatar #99845 - yokii (10/18/2013) [-]
People are willing to pay what they believe it's worth. I've sold a few cars here and there for some quick cash and if you're patient with selling your car, you will end up selling it for a price your comfortable with. Go ahead and ask for $4500 and see what offers you get because there will be annoying 'low baller' offers.

I live in Chicago and I can find similar Camaros for $3000 in better shape but that's just my area.
User avatar #99923 - marinepenguin (10/19/2013) [-]
I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Springfield. And where I am there are quite a few camaros around here, they're pretty popular. The problem is that most of them around here are pretty shitty and worth less than a $1000. So a decent one like the one I have that's well taken care of and has a lot of newer parts is gonna sell pretty fast. I've already had some people take interest in it and I was going to sell it for 4 grand, but I'll take your advice and try to sell for 4500. Thanks a lot.
#99754 - Here's a picture, mine is on the right. 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#99753 - I'm considering selling my car and I'm wondering if I could ha…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #99755 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
about $3000
sell it to me
User avatar #99756 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Why $3000 if you don't mind me asking?
I was hoping for the $4500-4000 range, simply because a guy who appraises car told me it was worth about 5 grand when I bought it because it was in great shape.

And if I was even certain about selling it I have no idea if I could even sell it to you, considering that you may live thousands of miles away.
#99846 - taurusguy (10/18/2013) [-]
Well you see, im a pawn shop owner, i have to resell it, but ill just call my buddy who is an expert at being an expert on cars, lets have him appraise it. But yeah, i dont know much about cars, just wanted to belong.
User avatar #99757 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
i was joking
look on kellys blue book
User avatar #99758 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
I did, said about 4 grand. But it doesn't factor in accidents or the amount of work put into the vehicle. So I'm getting other opinions.
User avatar #99759 - daryldixon (10/17/2013) [-]
$4,444
User avatar #99760 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Excellent advice +1
User avatar #99845 - yokii (10/18/2013) [-]
People are willing to pay what they believe it's worth. I've sold a few cars here and there for some quick cash and if you're patient with selling your car, you will end up selling it for a price your comfortable with. Go ahead and ask for $4500 and see what offers you get because there will be annoying 'low baller' offers.

I live in Chicago and I can find similar Camaros for $3000 in better shape but that's just my area.
User avatar #99923 - marinepenguin (10/19/2013) [-]
I live in southern Illinois actually, bout an hour south of Springfield. And where I am there are quite a few camaros around here, they're pretty popular. The problem is that most of them around here are pretty shitty and worth less than a $1000. So a decent one like the one I have that's well taken care of and has a lot of newer parts is gonna sell pretty fast. I've already had some people take interest in it and I was going to sell it for 4 grand, but I'll take your advice and try to sell for 4500. Thanks a lot.
#99754 - marinepenguin (10/17/2013) [-]
Here's a picture, mine is on the right.
#99650 - It was just a dream, a very ***** dream. Everyone… 10/17/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#49303 - I don't think America itself would fall, but the current gover… 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#49301 - I'm aware that defaulting is terrible and I really hope it doe…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#49302 - valeriya (10/16/2013) [-]
And that's how America falls.
User avatar #49303 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I don't think America itself would fall, but the current government may be replaced. All in all, I think a change needs to be made.
#49299 - I agree that gradual change is better than big drops, but the …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #49300 - pebar (10/16/2013) [-]
withdrawal hurts but it's usually better in the long run
User avatar #49301 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm aware that defaulting is terrible and I really hope it doesn't happen, but I can't think of a bigger kick to the ass to get us moving again then to see us default on our huge debt.
#49302 - valeriya (10/16/2013) [-]
And that's how America falls.
User avatar #49303 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I don't think America itself would fall, but the current government may be replaced. All in all, I think a change needs to be made.
#49298 - True, because in all honesty in the 15 days that the governmen… 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#49297 - If the government shutting down for 15 days wasn't a big enoug… 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#49276 - I think the US should just default, let the government continu…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #49362 - domitius (10/17/2013) [-]
That would fuck the world economy in the side of the head.
It would grind economic recovery everywhere to a halt.
User avatar #49324 - oxan (10/17/2013) [-]
>Destroy American economy to wake Americans up

Fuck everyone else who would suffer from the toll it takes on the world economy, amirite?
User avatar #49287 - pebar (10/16/2013) [-]
It would be so much better to avoid default and reduce spending gradually. Shocks to the economy hurt economic confidence and lack of confidence is the main cause of recessions because people save money instead of spending it which further hurts the economy and it's just a downward spiral.

However, in congress shows a complete inability to reduce spending and debt gets out of hand like what we have now then it may just be better in the long run to suck it up and default.
User avatar #49299 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I agree that gradual change is better than big drops, but the economy is already going in a downward spiral because of the fact that congress does almost nothing important and just bickers amongst each other.
User avatar #49300 - pebar (10/16/2013) [-]
withdrawal hurts but it's usually better in the long run
User avatar #49301 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm aware that defaulting is terrible and I really hope it doesn't happen, but I can't think of a bigger kick to the ass to get us moving again then to see us default on our huge debt.
#49302 - valeriya (10/16/2013) [-]
And that's how America falls.
User avatar #49303 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
I don't think America itself would fall, but the current government may be replaced. All in all, I think a change needs to be made.
User avatar #49286 - CapnInterwebz (10/16/2013) [-]
A wake up call is necessary, and the big players in the government are acting like kids on a playground, but torpedoing the international economy is not the best way to go about fixing things.
User avatar #49297 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
If the government shutting down for 15 days wasn't a big enough wake up call I'm not sure what else would work to get the American people, and the government to actually cooperate with each other and get things done.
User avatar #49277 - undeadwill (10/16/2013) [-]
We need to eliminate or severely limit the powers government has once more, economically and socially.
User avatar #49298 - marinepenguin (10/16/2013) [-]
True, because in all honesty in the 15 days that the government has been shut down I've noticed very few changes (although only like 20% of the actual government is shut down, the point remains valid) other than gas prices dropping to a new low. I'm sure people are starting to realize the government isn't as necessary as everyone thinks. It could easily be reduced in size.
#366 - I have literally never owned a nintendo console, or handheld s… 09/20/2013 on Take A Second To Pay Your... 0
#171 - I know the feeling, my girlfriend says I have a ghetto ass. 09/16/2013 on Why I never had a boyfriend 0
#112 - Our is what has made our species advance. You'd be amazed at t… 09/13/2013 on Farewell Voyager 0
#95360 - That isn't really a healthy relationship. 09/13/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#42272 - Everything within the physical universe abides by the laws of …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #42273 - darksideofthebeast (09/12/2013) [-]
Yes I have heard that.
Even know I am not a Christian I still believe prayer is a powerful thing because it plants belief in your head and feeds it.

And yes, I know everything in the physical universe abides by the universe.
I am talking about other dimensions with other creatures within them...
It could be a whole different perception of reality in another dimension.
Unexplainable difference, that is.
Yea I agree, we will never know everything about the universe or our existence.
It is simply impossible, our brain doesn't even contain the space to remember everything in the universe...
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#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
#61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the 4channy thing viacotwelve
User avatar #63 to #61 - thegermanknight (04/08/2013) [-]
Neeeyah! Ocean of text!
User avatar #64 to #63 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
It's so gud dough.
User avatar #62 to #61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
thegermanknight
#55 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
lil wayne ******* sucks dumbass
#56 to #55 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I never said I liked Lil Wayne?
#57 to #56 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah you did
User avatar #58 to #57 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember this. Could you link it? Because there is only one song that I have in my collection that is Lil Wayne, because I don't like his music 99% of the time.
#59 to #58 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
cant find the comment no more you mustve deleted it
User avatar #60 to #59 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say anon. But I can say from my own personal experience, that I do not enjoy Lil Wayne.
#51 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
******* stop denying god piece of **** its not doing you any good youll pay in the end youll be sorry you denied him cus hes the only way to salvation and your too dumb to even accept his sacrifice instead your believing the universe started expanding out of nothing for no reason and then suddenly life appeared well i got news for you thats impossible you know it but you believe it anyways cus your too scared and hedonistic to accept the truth even tho the truth will set you free stupid as hell how could you not accpt it after all the proof instead your gonna accept a bunch of theories that dont have no proof that makes no sense you cant have sense without god none of your descisions will be rational because reason only exists because of god so how could u have reason without god you dont have anything without god you got nothing you wouldnt even exist if it werent for god and ur still gona deny him even tho hes the only reason you exist how dumb is that ill pray for you but it probably wont do any good cus uve abandoned reason cus you believe in evolution instead of god because you dont want god to be real cus you cant accept reality because atheism has polluted your mind and spirit made you hate the truth the truth is that jesus died for your sins its true whether you beleive or not cus its supported by all the evidence that you ignore because you accept evolution in its place you cant see the truth cus your blinded blind people cant even see the truth even when its right in front of them cus there blind and cant see anything but you can stop being blind if you accept jesus youll see for the first time and you trulybe enlightned cus the only to be enlightened is to accept the truth and the truth is jesus because everyone who accepts jesus sees the truth and becomes free you will no longer be a slave to sin and materialism cus god transcends all that because he exists outside space andtime cus he is all powerful and all good he will save you turn your life around
User avatar #53 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh, and I'm not even atheist. So everything you just said was silly.
User avatar #52 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Well alright.
#54 to #52 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
ok well i am just warning you of the truth because the truth is the most important thing because if you dont accept the truth your not going to be going to heaven and being with god because you will in hell with satan where you will suffering all the time and it will be too late to change cus u let ur sins engulf you instead of resisting them and turning away from temptation which is what you would do if u accepted god instead of satan but instead you choose satan because you want to sin without consequeunces but the consequneces are coming regardless if wether u think they real or not cus the truth isnt based on your opinion it exists whether you like it or not and u will pay if u dont ackonwlege it cus ur too stubborn all you have to do is ask forgiveness jesus has made it so easy and you still wont even change your foolish cus youve been blinded by your sin and the lies of secular people they are not telling the truth to you evolution is not true fossils dont prove it fossils can be formed in less then 10000 years even though they telling you in school that it take million of year because they are lying and saying false things they dont want you to believe they want you to be like them they hate christ nd will do anyting to make it seem like christ isnt real but he is cus i can prove everything they saying is lies and what im saying right now is the truth
User avatar #48 - phanact (12/31/2012) [-]
I've had permanant orange text for a few months.

I just use the white tags to make my text white, so people don't ask

The 'Banned' joke kinda needs the orange text for it to work though
User avatar #33 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Do you collect items/
User avatar #34 to #33 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I have some, but I do nothing with them.
User avatar #35 to #34 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Please, may I have them. I was going to gift you and saw you didn't collect and so... Please?
User avatar #36 to #35 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I have no idea how to do that.
User avatar #39 to #36 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Well, thanks1

I would give you a gif an all, but I'm on a different laptop!
User avatar #41 to #39 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
It's all cool. I'm on a school computer anyways.
User avatar #42 to #41 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Okie. I'm at home. In the UK it's 7:00 PM!
User avatar #43 to #42 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
Dang, it's only 1 PM here in the Midwest US.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol.... Well I found out I got an A star in my English and got onto the Duke of Edinburgh course. I don't know if you do this in the US?
User avatar #45 to #44 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I don't know what an A star is. I'm guessing that's just like an 100, or A+ here. And I don't have any idea what the Duke of Edinburgh course is.
User avatar #46 to #45 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol a DofE coming to think of it is a course from the Queen. Oh well. And an A Star is 93% plus!
User avatar #37 to #36 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Look at the orange triangle at the top. Click it, go to items interface, type in math, accept trade!
User avatar #38 to #37 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
It's done.
User avatar #40 to #38 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Cheers!
#22 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
we meet again penguin.....
#23 to #22 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
Do we? I'm not sure of our last meeting.
#24 to #23 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
whatchu talkin bout willis? I remember....the great ********* ....we were in it not involved but still in
#25 to #24 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
I faintly remember such a ********* , and I have begun to recognize your username..... AH UnionX!! I remember you now! How are you old friend?
#26 to #25 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
well mate....how goes the hunt?
#27 to #26 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
Uhh...I apologize... I have only regained my memory of your username and the 						*********					 we were in. I faintly remember such a hunt... What exactly was I hunting... Hmmm, I had gotten a good blow to the skull during my travels, possibly a factor with my memory perhaps.  
  
People tell me that the accident looked much like these dogs actually.
Uhh...I apologize... I have only regained my memory of your username and the ********* we were in. I faintly remember such a hunt... What exactly was I hunting... Hmmm, I had gotten a good blow to the skull during my travels, possibly a factor with my memory perhaps.

People tell me that the accident looked much like these dogs actually.
#28 to #27 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
indeed sir i only have a vague memory of it but  there were ponies.....and zombie nurses or something
indeed sir i only have a vague memory of it but there were ponies.....and zombie nurses or something
#29 to #28 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
I had figured it was something with ponies..  but zombie nurses I cannot seem to recollect. Either way... I probably killed a good lot of them before I lost my memory and filled many a dame with my seed.
I had figured it was something with ponies.. but zombie nurses I cannot seem to recollect. Either way... I probably killed a good lot of them before I lost my memory and filled many a dame with my seed.
#30 to #29 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
I apoligize for the time it took to reply and yes you are correct they took a good beating
i crucified a monkey
User avatar #14 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
so dude, i herd u liek to pedo around leo and satan's place?
User avatar #15 to #14 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
Hells yes. They're hilarious.
#16 to #15 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
oh lordy lucifer yes!
User avatar #17 to #16 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
I only have two pictures of them.. and its only the guy from my profile pic.
User avatar #18 to #17 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
that guy is hilarious! "my mom told me never to talk to stwangers, and this one has an erection!" xD lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
haha I haven't seen any of their videos in a long time
User avatar #20 to #19 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
check em out, there might be one u havent seen yet =D
User avatar #21 to #20 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
I'll do that tomorrow. I have to go to bed soon. Last time I saw, there were like 3 or 4 of them.
User avatar #4 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
yo i always give new fur friends a nsfw comic you want?
User avatar #5 to #4 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
Sure, sounds good to me.
User avatar #7 to #6 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
thats awesome. thanks man.
User avatar #9 to #8 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
how do you get this stuff? Because these are good.
#10 to #9 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
il give ya more 2morrow

heres the start of next 1 its a profoloio not a comic though
User avatar #11 to #10 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
alright. Ive seen that pic before, its good tho. So far your the favorite of my furry friends
User avatar #12 to #11 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
want the rest of the profolio?

warning its hard-core though
User avatar #13 to #12 - marinepenguin (07/03/2011) [-]
sure.
User avatar #2 - iMJesus (03/11/2011) [-]
lmfao at your post, I thumbed up, can you thumb up this for me?
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1801129/ meinkraft+Food/
User avatar #1 - sirbonzaiatak (02/28/2011) [-]
hey i like ur pics, check out my pics and rate please :D
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