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|#30778 - Also, had my first lower day with hinge emphasis. It was fanta… [+] (9 new replies)||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||+1|
#30792 - loomiss (05/08/2015) [-]
I always seem to have more left in the tank when I do higher reps. like ill do 8 and be like well fuck i got more in me and do another 4
i feel more a burn doing them also
What's a good ass workout. not tryna sound like homoboy but ya know ladies like a nice butt too
|#30777 - "Bodybuilders aren't strong" … [+] (5 new replies)||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||+1|
|#30776 - Depends for me. If I'm in an air conditioned gym I don't usual…||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#30775 - Don't focus on the scale, it's a good indicator of what direct…||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#84998 - I could get behind that.||05/08/2015 on Politics - politics news,...||+1|
|#30771 - Never skip a run.||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||+1|
|#30764 - Upper day with pull emphasis was long as **** , felt goo…||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||+1|
|#30763 - Yes||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#30761 - Dem lats. Tfw my lat insertions are high and getting… [+] (2 new replies)||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#30758 - Considering following studbeefpiles footsteps and making a few… [+] (2 new replies)||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||+3|
#30779 - teoberry (05/08/2015) [-]
idk it's a dumb question in that i can easily find an answer, but i'll ask anyways. do macros really, really matter? sure, if i eat no protein i'm not gonna see many gains, but does the balance and shit really matter? being 16 it's hard to be able to get and prep the right food to balance macros so it's basically I'm just eating what I can trying to avoid junk. is that still good, or should i put a better effort into diet?
|#336 - Already did. If I were to make videos I'd probably d… [+] (1 new reply)||05/08/2015 on marinepenguin's profile||0|
|#334 - Watched both videos. Have no complaints. I like them, keep it … [+] (3 new replies)||05/08/2015 on marinepenguin's profile||0|
|#30757 - ITT "U mirin" photos||05/08/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#30747 - My garage has a whole nest of wasps in it. It's pretty terrify…||05/07/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#142 - That's just rude||05/07/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Burger King||+1|
|#5 - Well I could get one, but I'm at school. I'm extremely active … [+] (1 new reply)||05/07/2015 on quadluke's profile||0|
|#3 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies)||05/07/2015 on quadluke's profile||0|
|#101 - I worked as a lifeguard for a few summer's and had to deal wit…||05/07/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Burger King||+3|
|#20 - I work at a dairy queen, and most of the time I'm the only guy… [+] (15 new replies)||05/07/2015 on Fenns Job Comps- Burger King||+65|
#139 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
Don't do it, we don't need another guy writing shitty stories
#93 - insanefreak (05/07/2015) [-]
Do it, and please throw a mention my way.
I have two similar tales:
One being on the train. A bunch of teenage twats was cussing and swearing at a young, small, female conductor, going apeshit over how they didn't need tickets, that they were (and I shit you not, they said this literally) (minus translation from semi-Dutch to English) too swaggy to need tickets. Me and my friend came back from swimming in Bruges, and heard the argument. Then one of the taller kids started pushing her, hard, and he and I got up immediately and went towards them. We didn't do anything. We just stood behind the conductor, glaring fairly menacingly at them. I'm only a 5'11, my friend being a 6'. But the both of us are physically active, have broad shoulders, and we both have been in a few fights we didn't want to be in, and have gotten rather adept at it. You could see them shrinking back. The conductor smiled at us, asked us to stay here for a bit, then went to get Securail (rail service security). They came, forced them to pay for their tickets, called the cops (physical aggression), did the entire 'gonnacallyourparentsandyou'refucked' dialogue, and booted them out at the next station, where the police was waiting for them. Had a lovely chat with the conductor and the chill Securail guys afterwards.
Second story, with same friend, and few Arabic-immigrant twat teens again (who were a lot more fit than the swaggy white ones), in a pool. They were on top of a large floating thingy (no clue what it's called. Kinda like a bouncy castle), making life hell for any small kid for who the thing was intended to. So, young female lifeguard (who was hired for the summer) whistles at them (with a whistle, the warning kind), and tells them to get off. One of the guys swims to her, and I can hear the obscenities flying. In short, how dare a woman tell them what to do. Somehow applying one concept of their religion, taking it to the extreme, and ignoring everything else. So, he pulled her in and tried to drown her, without warning, turning incredibly aggressive. My friend and I were just walking out when we saw her get pulled into the water. I reacted first and decided to hop on the guy's head, feet first. Then his three friends half ran half swam up to me, only to be tackled by my friend, who, despite being weaker, is way more massive than I'll ever be, and just crashed into the bunch. We're experienced with fighting in the water, we love wrestling each other. We can hold our breaths for a minute and a half easily, even when choked, and don't frighten easily because of that. The guy I jumped on was pretty much knocked out cold, or close to it (after all, he just got hit by 78kg of pain, on the head), my friend decided to choke one guy, under the water, while the other two were trying to drown him at the same time. The lifeguard got out in the meantime, called for help, while I wrapped myself around the body of one of the two, and pulled him down, while biting him in the shoulder (somehow they forgot about me being there).
Boy, did that guy panic. I love the memory of him trying to scream and get me off him (try doing that when I'm hanging onto your back and you can't get a proper grip on me), while I just kept biting him.
The other guy tried hitting us, which is fairly ineffective under water, and started panicking as well by that point, as the guy my friend was holding was obviously running out of breath. He decided to make a run for it, which of course failed as other lifeguards had come running in and caught him. Then they hopped in, and tapped both me and my friend on the back to let us know they were there. We're well known there, and they knew we wouldn't start shit. They got plucked out, kept under watch by half a dozen life guards, and were handed over to the cops in their shorts. One guy had a concussion, another was half drowned, and the third guy had a massive bite mark in his shoulder.
Lols were had afterwards.
Tl, dr: Storytime Fj.
#106 - amonlavtar (05/07/2015) [-]
Is fighting really that common?
I am a 6ft2, wide gorrila chest and relatively musclegut, right arm tattooed and a goatee,
and the closest thing i got to fighing since finishing elementary was me throwing someguy out of a bakery harassing the shop owner, wich is a sweet old lady as his group of friends watched, while i did get threats the following day that they will gang up on me, it never really happened.
#125 - insanefreak (05/07/2015) [-]
It's not that common. It generally is just some pushing and pulling, but for some reason people who are from a certain ethnicity (brownish, I don't know who, and it's a minority. I've got too many friends among them to generalize, but it's a type of behaviour I haven't found with others so far), tend to get very aggressive, very quickly, for seemingly no reason. My dad had to save me once in the pool because they tried to drown me, after they hit me in the slide as they didn't wait for the light to turn green (I was five or so at the time). Then he got surrounded by adults as he pulled me out of harm's way.
The thing is that I generally get involved when it's obvious they're bullying someone weaker, and some people hate getting opposed. Also, I don't look that intimidating on my own. When you're with two, and especially considering how broad my friend is, it's different, but on my own, I have gotten into fights due to interfering more frequently.
#129 - insanefreak (05/07/2015) [-]
I'm a guy who once got dunked headfirst into a toilet when I was in primary school. I got bullied often enough for being younger (due to me skipping a grade, then being forced to change schools). Since then I could never stand bullying or anything of the sort.
You get into funny situations at times. Once I forced a kid to go with me to the cops to report him being beaten up at the station. Then they contacted his parents, and by the time his mum got there, I got the school's number and the names of the people bullying him. Cops could only report the case and contact the school, I kept making a fuzz till I got the names of their parents, or traced them otherwise, and contacted them.
My father raised me to be good, and that you can change the world by changing yourself for the better, and doing especially that what you don't dare to do. And that's what I'm trying to do. He's not an easy person to try to live up to, but it keeps me alive and going through a lot of shit.
#136 - amonlavtar (05/07/2015) [-]
I was bullied too, when i was younger i was a fatty fatty, so i was
picked on, verbal harassment mostly.
but what i did learn from elementary is that 90% of time a razor-sharp tounge and a bit of reputation can prevent anyone picking on you.
But it allso made me stick for myself and the people i am good friends with.
Took a full hook to the jaw for my brother
#101 - marinepenguin (05/07/2015) [-]
I worked as a lifeguard for a few summer's and had to deal with assholes as well with a female majority staff. I'm not a big guy naturally, two years ago I was 145 pounds and basically put on 60 pounds of muscle because I decided I didn't want to be the little guy anymore. I know what its like to be picked on, so being fairly intimidating and knowing how to fight is satisfying when you can defend someone.
I might try to put together a comp like these then, since people seem interested. Probably won't be til this weekend though.
#89 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
Do it mang
#65 - vexigen (05/07/2015) [-]
I sort of had your situation when I was working at dominoes... I was basically the only inside staff other the the owner who only worked every other week. Most of the time the customers were fairly nice seeing as I usually worked the front. Usually as soon as I would work the oven customers would get rowdy cause of the almost all female staff. Most of the time I would just have to go to the front to grab some boxes and thing quieted down real fucking quick. The only downside with all this is that the cash registers were below the counter so I ended up hunched over for sometimes up to 6 hours at a time if it was busy enough...
#23 - anonymous (05/07/2015) [-]
|#30713 - Well I close grip bench 135 for 8 and I've done well over 50 p… [+] (1 new reply)||05/07/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#30707 - 100 pinkies and then me and studbeefpile make a collaborative … [+] (3 new replies)||05/07/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||+4|
|#30686 - That last part was more pointed towards people who may just be…||05/06/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#30684 - Low reps, high weight: Pros- increases efficiency of centr… [+] (2 new replies)||05/06/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
#30686 - marinepenguin (05/06/2015) [-]
That last part was more pointed towards people who may just be reading.
So shorthand version would be:
For strength and a little size, do High weight and 1-5 reps.
For size and decent strength, do lower weights and 6+ reps.
5 reps is usually considered the sweet spot between the two.
|#30683 - My whole family, friends, neighbors, co-workers, and fellow at…||05/06/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|
|#30678 - Wheat bread is considered better for you. I've personally neve…||05/06/2015 on Fitness - muscle and...||0|