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|#83 - I'm sad that Cortana dies in Halo 4, but it was necessary for …||12/07/2013 on Imagine life with a Snooze...||+1|
|#35 - My philosophy professor looks almost exactly like that. Not th…||12/05/2013 on My Professor||0|
|#122 - It's not, no. I've always been scared of the risks, but I'm cu…||12/04/2013 on I'm so strong||+2|
|#120 - Just becuase you are in a relationship doesn't mean it's a goo… [+] (3 new replies)||12/04/2013 on I'm so strong||+1|
#132 - adu (12/04/2013) [-]
Well, that's not what I'm saying at all. A mutual love and understanding between two people is one of the most beautiful things you can find in this life, I truly believe that. I was just pointing out the fact that being single is STILL better than being in a shitty relationship (not all relationships are shitty). Yeah all of them have ups and downs, but if you're being manipulated by a significant other or are abused or neglected emotionally, then sometimes it's better without them, you know?
#122 - marinepenguin (12/04/2013) [-]
It's not, no. I've always been scared of the risks, but I'm currently in a relationships that's been going for almost 9 months. I've never been happier.
Just like anything else in life, there's a chance for success or failure, you just have to take risks and learn from your mistakes. Leading a life where you refuse to risk anything is leading a life full of regret.
|#70 - The thing is, most girls that I've seen in that situation don'…||12/04/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to...||0|
|#41 - At first I wondered how he did that while driving, then I real…||12/04/2013 on "Merry"||0|
|#234 - If you were elected I'd move to Canada.||12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell||+1|
|#90 - I'm touching myself right now. [+] (1 new reply)||12/03/2013 on friendship is magic||0|
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|#100516 - Be outgoing and hilarious.||12/02/2013 on Social Board||0|
|#105271 - Then the answer is pretty simple. Tell her she isn't invited n… [+] (1 new reply)||12/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
|#105268 - Well obviously she wants to talk to you or have some sort of r…||12/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#105267 - Ah.. So the annoying attention whore, I know that species. … [+] (3 new replies)||12/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
|#105263 - Why'd she get you a present if you and everyone hates her? [+] (5 new replies)||12/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||+1|
#105267 - marinepenguin (12/02/2013) [-]
Ah.. So the annoying attention whore, I know that species.
I'd say that if I were you, get everyone together and try to get them to just kind of tolerate her for the party. She did get you a present, and it's only been 2 days so she could redeem herself in some way. So unless she's gonna do something to make the party incredibly awkward or ruin it, I'd just let her come and then not even involve her in anything after.
|#47002 - I mean, I can kind of see where he's coming from. But, there a…||12/01/2013 on Religion Board||0|
|#52786 - That was just the first link that I looked up on google. I loo… [+] (2 new replies)||11/30/2013 on Politics - politics news,...||0|
|#105080 - Trust me, I know how you feel. But there are a lot of girls ou… [+] (1 new reply)||11/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
#105082 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks for the advice!
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|#52783 - Okay, so I'm gonna call out my own country and say that this i… [+] (7 new replies)||11/30/2013 on Politics - politics news,...||0|
#52796 - thechurchchurch (11/30/2013) [-]
That's not how it works.
#52792 - akkere (11/30/2013) [-]
A lot of exaggeration and hyperboles seem to about. Unless Idaho has a lack of qualified workers, the Chinese will have to US workers to do the construction and labor - not ship workers over here.
|#105077 - I'm far from physically scared of the guy. Considering that I'…||11/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#105045 - My girlfriend dated this guy like 3 years ago for six months, … [+] (4 new replies)||11/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
#105051 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/30/2013) [-]
Is the guy bigger than you? If so then I guess you should be worried. If not then confront him and threaten to kick his ass. This may sound crazy, but women actually like it when a man does something like this. It shows that you are still willing to fight for her. Pretty fucked up though, but those are the rules. If you just let her talk to him then she is basically walking over you and eventually she will cheat on you. It may be with him, it may be with someone else down the road. But you have to take charge here, don't be the clingy insecure boyfriend.
Now if the guy is bigger than you, then you are pretty much screwed. Women tend to associate themselves with men who are more masculine (not too masculine though), unless they are fat, fat women date skrawny low self esteem men. So what do you do? Join a gym, eat more protein, and pick up MMA or something.
Overall, this whole idea that women prefer personality is bullshit and it's a lie, women judge people by looks and social skills, not by how nice you are. The only exception to this rule is wealth, if you make a ton of money then that's good too. Also women are turned on by the bad boy but don't want a relationship with them, just a one night stand; it's similar to how men want the bombshell porn star for one night but prefer a woman with common interests on the long run.
Hope this helped.
#105077 - marinepenguin (11/30/2013) [-]
I'm far from physically scared of the guy. Considering that I'm 6'3, muscular, athletic and I played football and basketball for 4 years, plus I work out nearly every day. And he's maybe 5'6 and 120 lbs dripping wet. I've told her that if he ever made a move at her physically then I wouldn't hesitate to stick his face in the dirt, I'm not afraid of confrontation. And the guy knows it too, since as soon as I come into the situation he immediately backs up. But he just keeps coming back.
But you're right, I'm gonna get aggressive. As soon as he tries to talk to her again, I'll text him and tell him I don't appreciate what he's doing. And then if he continues, I may have to talk to him in person. Maybe not get physical with him, but show him that I'm serious.
Thanks advice man.
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