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Age: 18
Youtube Channel: Leonard2580
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Consoles Owned: XBOX,PC
X-box Gamertag: LEONARDS6
Interests: Hanging out, being stupid with friends, sports, working out, video games.
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:4/25/2014
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#83 - I'm sad that Cortana dies in Halo 4, but it was necessary for … 12/07/2013 on Imagine life with a Snooze... +1
#35 - My philosophy professor looks almost exactly like that. Not th… 12/05/2013 on My Professor 0
#122 - It's not, no. I've always been scared of the risks, but I'm cu… 12/04/2013 on I'm so strong +2
#120 - Just becuase you are in a relationship doesn't mean it's a goo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on I'm so strong +1
User avatar #121 - lukap (12/04/2013) [-]
True, but that's not an excuse to abandon relationships at all
User avatar #132 - adu (12/04/2013) [-]
Well, that's not what I'm saying at all. A mutual love and understanding between two people is one of the most beautiful things you can find in this life, I truly believe that. I was just pointing out the fact that being single is STILL better than being in a shitty relationship (not all relationships are shitty). Yeah all of them have ups and downs, but if you're being manipulated by a significant other or are abused or neglected emotionally, then sometimes it's better without them, you know?
User avatar #122 - marinepenguin (12/04/2013) [-]
It's not, no. I've always been scared of the risks, but I'm currently in a relationships that's been going for almost 9 months. I've never been happier.

Just like anything else in life, there's a chance for success or failure, you just have to take risks and learn from your mistakes. Leading a life where you refuse to risk anything is leading a life full of regret.
#70 - The thing is, most girls that I've seen in that situation don'… 12/04/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to... 0
#41 - At first I wondered how he did that while driving, then I real… 12/04/2013 on "Merry" 0
#234 - If you were elected I'd move to Canada. 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
#90 - I'm touching myself right now.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on friendship is magic 0
User avatar #94 - randomwanker (12/03/2013) [-]
Stop it you're turning Germany into a square
#137 - I like to think that the longer the line was to get to the bin… 12/03/2013 on happiest day of their lives 0
#66 - Picture 12/02/2013 on marinepenguin's profile 0
#100516 - Be outgoing and hilarious. 12/02/2013 on Social Board 0
#105271 - Then the answer is pretty simple. Tell her she isn't invited n…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#105272 - denooo (12/02/2013) [-]
Thats understandable. Thanks.
#105268 - Well obviously she wants to talk to you or have some sort of r… 12/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#105267 - Ah.. So the annoying attention whore, I know that species. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#105269 - denooo (12/02/2013) [-]
can you think of anything else? I REALLY dont want her to come. I REALLY DO NOT want her to be there. Shes been acting up for a while its just 2 days ago that she "crossed the line"
User avatar #105271 - marinepenguin (12/02/2013) [-]
Then the answer is pretty simple. Tell her she isn't invited now, and explain why. She can return the gift.
#105272 - denooo (12/02/2013) [-]
Thats understandable. Thanks.
#105263 - Why'd she get you a present if you and everyone hates her?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#105265 - denooo (12/02/2013) [-]
it was only recently (2 days ago) that everyone started getting sick of her. She was really rude to one of our friends and would do crazy shit to get some guys attention like twerking or some shit
User avatar #105267 - marinepenguin (12/02/2013) [-]
Ah.. So the annoying attention whore, I know that species.

I'd say that if I were you, get everyone together and try to get them to just kind of tolerate her for the party. She did get you a present, and it's only been 2 days so she could redeem herself in some way. So unless she's gonna do something to make the party incredibly awkward or ruin it, I'd just let her come and then not even involve her in anything after.
#105269 - denooo (12/02/2013) [-]
can you think of anything else? I REALLY dont want her to come. I REALLY DO NOT want her to be there. Shes been acting up for a while its just 2 days ago that she "crossed the line"
User avatar #105271 - marinepenguin (12/02/2013) [-]
Then the answer is pretty simple. Tell her she isn't invited now, and explain why. She can return the gift.
#105272 - denooo (12/02/2013) [-]
Thats understandable. Thanks.
#47002 - I mean, I can kind of see where he's coming from. But, there a… 12/01/2013 on Religion Board 0
#52786 - That was just the first link that I looked up on google. I loo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #52790 - feelythefeel (11/30/2013) [-]
If there are more and better links, then use them. It's not our job to find your citations.
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#105080 - Trust me, I know how you feel. But there are a lot of girls ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#105082 - anonymous (11/30/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks for the advice!
#52784 - Picture 11/30/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#52783 - Okay, so I'm gonna call out my own country and say that this i…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#52796 - thechurchchurch (11/30/2013) [-]
This is such bullshit, just because people from china can open up businesses here doesn't mean that they can create their own laws, ship in workers without going through our immigration system, pay the workers less than the minimum wage,and put their fucking military here,like seriously are you retarded?

That's not how it works.
User avatar #52792 - akkere (11/30/2013) [-]
www.boiseweekly.com/boise/red-potatoes-investigating-the-truth-behind-chinas-takeover-of-idaho/Content?oid=2436095
A lot of exaggeration and hyperboles seem to about. Unless Idaho has a lack of qualified workers, the Chinese will have to US workers to do the construction and labor - not ship workers over here.
User avatar #52785 - pebar (11/30/2013) [-]
Nowhere in that article does it say the plots of land are transferred to the Chinese government so that they have exclusive jurisdiction. It's no different than a farmer buying up land to plant crops.
User avatar #52786 - marinepenguin (11/30/2013) [-]
That was just the first link that I looked up on google. I looked up like 10 different articles, some more in depth.
User avatar #52790 - feelythefeel (11/30/2013) [-]
If there are more and better links, then use them. It's not our job to find your citations.
#52788 - feelythefeel has deleted their comment.
#105077 - I'm far from physically scared of the guy. Considering that I'… 11/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#105045 - My girlfriend dated this guy like 3 years ago for six months, …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #105051 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/30/2013) [-]
Is the guy bigger than you? If so then I guess you should be worried. If not then confront him and threaten to kick his ass. This may sound crazy, but women actually like it when a man does something like this. It shows that you are still willing to fight for her. Pretty fucked up though, but those are the rules. If you just let her talk to him then she is basically walking over you and eventually she will cheat on you. It may be with him, it may be with someone else down the road. But you have to take charge here, don't be the clingy insecure boyfriend.

Now if the guy is bigger than you, then you are pretty much screwed. Women tend to associate themselves with men who are more masculine (not too masculine though), unless they are fat, fat women date skrawny low self esteem men. So what do you do? Join a gym, eat more protein, and pick up MMA or something.

Overall, this whole idea that women prefer personality is bullshit and it's a lie, women judge people by looks and social skills, not by how nice you are. The only exception to this rule is wealth, if you make a ton of money then that's good too. Also women are turned on by the bad boy but don't want a relationship with them, just a one night stand; it's similar to how men want the bombshell porn star for one night but prefer a woman with common interests on the long run.

Hope this helped.
User avatar #105077 - marinepenguin (11/30/2013) [-]
I'm far from physically scared of the guy. Considering that I'm 6'3, muscular, athletic and I played football and basketball for 4 years, plus I work out nearly every day. And he's maybe 5'6 and 120 lbs dripping wet. I've told her that if he ever made a move at her physically then I wouldn't hesitate to stick his face in the dirt, I'm not afraid of confrontation. And the guy knows it too, since as soon as I come into the situation he immediately backs up. But he just keeps coming back.

But you're right, I'm gonna get aggressive. As soon as he tries to talk to her again, I'll text him and tell him I don't appreciate what he's doing. And then if he continues, I may have to talk to him in person. Maybe not get physical with him, but show him that I'm serious.

Thanks advice man.
User avatar #105046 - makotoitou (11/30/2013) [-]
Lock her in your basement. Where she gonna go now?
User avatar #105074 - bluzzerstream (11/30/2013) [-]
I like your idea but what if the guy lives in an appartment?
#190 - If you ever go to a gym for awhile and do pullups, you'd reali… 11/29/2013 on That would motivate me +2
#209 - Now I can't even think of had as a word anymore. Just sounds l… 11/29/2013 on Jesus Christ +1
#104965 - this 11/29/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
#61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the 4channy thing viacotwelve
User avatar #63 to #61 - thegermanknight (04/08/2013) [-]
Neeeyah! Ocean of text!
User avatar #64 to #63 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
It's so gud dough.
User avatar #62 to #61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
thegermanknight
#55 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
lil wayne ******* sucks dumbass
#56 to #55 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I never said I liked Lil Wayne?
#57 to #56 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah you did
User avatar #58 to #57 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember this. Could you link it? Because there is only one song that I have in my collection that is Lil Wayne, because I don't like his music 99% of the time.
#59 to #58 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
cant find the comment no more you mustve deleted it
User avatar #60 to #59 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say anon. But I can say from my own personal experience, that I do not enjoy Lil Wayne.
#51 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
******* stop denying god piece of **** its not doing you any good youll pay in the end youll be sorry you denied him cus hes the only way to salvation and your too dumb to even accept his sacrifice instead your believing the universe started expanding out of nothing for no reason and then suddenly life appeared well i got news for you thats impossible you know it but you believe it anyways cus your too scared and hedonistic to accept the truth even tho the truth will set you free stupid as hell how could you not accpt it after all the proof instead your gonna accept a bunch of theories that dont have no proof that makes no sense you cant have sense without god none of your descisions will be rational because reason only exists because of god so how could u have reason without god you dont have anything without god you got nothing you wouldnt even exist if it werent for god and ur still gona deny him even tho hes the only reason you exist how dumb is that ill pray for you but it probably wont do any good cus uve abandoned reason cus you believe in evolution instead of god because you dont want god to be real cus you cant accept reality because atheism has polluted your mind and spirit made you hate the truth the truth is that jesus died for your sins its true whether you beleive or not cus its supported by all the evidence that you ignore because you accept evolution in its place you cant see the truth cus your blinded blind people cant even see the truth even when its right in front of them cus there blind and cant see anything but you can stop being blind if you accept jesus youll see for the first time and you trulybe enlightned cus the only to be enlightened is to accept the truth and the truth is jesus because everyone who accepts jesus sees the truth and becomes free you will no longer be a slave to sin and materialism cus god transcends all that because he exists outside space andtime cus he is all powerful and all good he will save you turn your life around
User avatar #53 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh, and I'm not even atheist. So everything you just said was silly.
User avatar #52 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Well alright.
#54 to #52 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
ok well i am just warning you of the truth because the truth is the most important thing because if you dont accept the truth your not going to be going to heaven and being with god because you will in hell with satan where you will suffering all the time and it will be too late to change cus u let ur sins engulf you instead of resisting them and turning away from temptation which is what you would do if u accepted god instead of satan but instead you choose satan because you want to sin without consequeunces but the consequneces are coming regardless if wether u think they real or not cus the truth isnt based on your opinion it exists whether you like it or not and u will pay if u dont ackonwlege it cus ur too stubborn all you have to do is ask forgiveness jesus has made it so easy and you still wont even change your foolish cus youve been blinded by your sin and the lies of secular people they are not telling the truth to you evolution is not true fossils dont prove it fossils can be formed in less then 10000 years even though they telling you in school that it take million of year because they are lying and saying false things they dont want you to believe they want you to be like them they hate christ nd will do anyting to make it seem like christ isnt real but he is cus i can prove everything they saying is lies and what im saying right now is the truth
User avatar #48 - phanact (12/31/2012) [-]
I've had permanant orange text for a few months.

I just use the white tags to make my text white, so people don't ask

The 'Banned' joke kinda needs the orange text for it to work though
User avatar #33 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Do you collect items/
User avatar #34 to #33 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I have some, but I do nothing with them.
User avatar #35 to #34 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Please, may I have them. I was going to gift you and saw you didn't collect and so... Please?
User avatar #36 to #35 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I have no idea how to do that.
User avatar #39 to #36 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Well, thanks1

I would give you a gif an all, but I'm on a different laptop!
User avatar #41 to #39 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
It's all cool. I'm on a school computer anyways.
User avatar #42 to #41 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Okie. I'm at home. In the UK it's 7:00 PM!
User avatar #43 to #42 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
Dang, it's only 1 PM here in the Midwest US.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol.... Well I found out I got an A star in my English and got onto the Duke of Edinburgh course. I don't know if you do this in the US?
User avatar #45 to #44 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
I don't know what an A star is. I'm guessing that's just like an 100, or A+ here. And I don't have any idea what the Duke of Edinburgh course is.
User avatar #46 to #45 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol a DofE coming to think of it is a course from the Queen. Oh well. And an A Star is 93% plus!
User avatar #37 to #36 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Look at the orange triangle at the top. Click it, go to items interface, type in math, accept trade!
User avatar #38 to #37 - marinepenguin (12/07/2012) [-]
It's done.
User avatar #40 to #38 - mattyjay (12/07/2012) [-]
Cheers!
#22 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
we meet again penguin.....
#23 to #22 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
Do we? I'm not sure of our last meeting.
#24 to #23 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
whatchu talkin bout willis? I remember....the great ********* ....we were in it not involved but still in
#25 to #24 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
I faintly remember such a ********* , and I have begun to recognize your username..... AH UnionX!! I remember you now! How are you old friend?
#26 to #25 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
well mate....how goes the hunt?
#27 to #26 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
Uhh...I apologize... I have only regained my memory of your username and the 						*********					 we were in. I faintly remember such a hunt... What exactly was I hunting... Hmmm, I had gotten a good blow to the skull during my travels, possibly a factor with my memory perhaps.  
  
People tell me that the accident looked much like these dogs actually.
Uhh...I apologize... I have only regained my memory of your username and the ********* we were in. I faintly remember such a hunt... What exactly was I hunting... Hmmm, I had gotten a good blow to the skull during my travels, possibly a factor with my memory perhaps.

People tell me that the accident looked much like these dogs actually.
#28 to #27 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
indeed sir i only have a vague memory of it but  there were ponies.....and zombie nurses or something
indeed sir i only have a vague memory of it but there were ponies.....and zombie nurses or something
#29 to #28 - marinepenguin (11/08/2011) [-]
I had figured it was something with ponies..  but zombie nurses I cannot seem to recollect. Either way... I probably killed a good lot of them before I lost my memory and filled many a dame with my seed.
I had figured it was something with ponies.. but zombie nurses I cannot seem to recollect. Either way... I probably killed a good lot of them before I lost my memory and filled many a dame with my seed.
#30 to #29 - UnionX (11/08/2011) [-]
I apoligize for the time it took to reply and yes you are correct they took a good beating
i crucified a monkey
User avatar #14 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
so dude, i herd u liek to pedo around leo and satan's place?
User avatar #15 to #14 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
Hells yes. They're hilarious.
#16 to #15 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
oh lordy lucifer yes!
User avatar #17 to #16 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
I only have two pictures of them.. and its only the guy from my profile pic.
User avatar #18 to #17 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
that guy is hilarious! "my mom told me never to talk to stwangers, and this one has an erection!" xD lol
User avatar #19 to #18 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
haha I haven't seen any of their videos in a long time
User avatar #20 to #19 - OHaiMark (08/31/2011) [-]
check em out, there might be one u havent seen yet =D
User avatar #21 to #20 - marinepenguin (08/31/2011) [-]
I'll do that tomorrow. I have to go to bed soon. Last time I saw, there were like 3 or 4 of them.
User avatar #4 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
yo i always give new fur friends a nsfw comic you want?
User avatar #5 to #4 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
Sure, sounds good to me.
User avatar #7 to #6 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
thats awesome. thanks man.
User avatar #9 to #8 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
how do you get this stuff? Because these are good.
#10 to #9 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
il give ya more 2morrow

heres the start of next 1 its a profoloio not a comic though
User avatar #11 to #10 - marinepenguin (06/30/2011) [-]
alright. Ive seen that pic before, its good tho. So far your the favorite of my furry friends
User avatar #12 to #11 - indigoflow (06/30/2011) [-]
want the rest of the profolio?

warning its hard-core though
User avatar #13 to #12 - marinepenguin (07/03/2011) [-]
sure.
User avatar #2 - iMJesus (03/11/2011) [-]
lmfao at your post, I thumbed up, can you thumb up this for me?
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1801129/ meinkraft+Food/
User avatar #1 - sirbonzaiatak (02/28/2011) [-]
hey i like ur pics, check out my pics and rate please :D
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