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Interests: Hanging out, being stupid with friends, sports, working out, video games.
Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:7/11/2014
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#14815 - Girls should not work out any different then boys. The only th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14816 - sarahm (07/03/2014) [-]
Well that sounds pretty damn good to me! I've only really been doing dumbell exercises and cardio but i'm definitely gonna be doing squats and bench press from now on. Thanks for the advice!
User avatar #14817 - marinepenguin (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem, I'm always here if you need anything else!
#141692 - If you got rejected many times then you don't have any moves.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141829 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
why the fuck did you say that?

I SPENT HALF AN HOUR TRYING TO GET HIM TO COME UP WITH 5 THINGS, THEN YOU COME IN AND RUIN IT ALL WITH YOUR WORTHLESS, UN-HELPFUL SHIT.

GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 50.
User avatar #141830 - marinepenguin (07/03/2014) [-]
You should know he is beyond help. You have essentially lost 30 minutes of your time that you could have used productively.
#141831 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
User avatar #141832 - marinepenguin (07/03/2014) [-]
I just got off work, and once I get done checking my notifications I'll be outside sprinting up a hill several times.

Nice try Gunny
#141833 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR SCUM BAGS LIKE YOU. HILL OR NO HILL, YOU GIVE LOUSY ADVICE AND I DON'T LIKE THAT. YOU COME HERE THINKING YOU KNOW WHAT CAN BE DONE, YOU DON'T. THE BEST OF YOU WAS WHAT TRICKLED DOWN YOUR MOTHERS LEG AND BECAME THE BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS.

NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, GO RUN UP THAT HILL UNTIL YOU SEE TWO FUCKING PEAKS.
#141802 - dehumanizer (07/03/2014) [-]
so its game over then, time to go home
#141835 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
PRIVATE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO COME BACK WHEN YOU FELT LIKE IT. HAVE YOU CHANGED ANYTHING? I FUCKING DOUBT IT, I TOLD YOU TO DO THOSE 5 SIMPLE THINGS AND YOU HAVEN'T. I WILL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO DO IT. DO NOT FAIL ME.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
#141839 - dehumanizer (07/03/2014) [-]
i think i saw my previous crush today, she rejected me ofcourse but i really loved her, was kinda wierd now but i dont really care anymore so thats good right?
#141840 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME?
#141841 - dehumanizer (07/03/2014) [-]
n-no sir!
#141843 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
ARE YOU ;LYING TO ME?

YOU BEST NOT BEING LYING TO ME.
#141844 - dehumanizer (07/03/2014) [-]
I just... dont know anymore...
#141846 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUT? DID YOU IGNORE EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU? IS ALL MY WORK FOR NOTHING? THERE'S NOTHING MORE I CAN DO FOR YOU IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO.

DO IT, DON'T YOU DARE POST HERE ABOUT IT AGAIN UNLESS IT'S TO ME, I AM YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR AND NO ONE ELSE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. DO NOT IGNORE ME AGAIN

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
#141850 - dehumanizer (07/03/2014) [-]
but dril sergant annon, how am i supposed to contact you?
#141690 - They can be hot on certain girls. 07/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141689 - I'm like that sporadically. If I was completely alone with a h… 07/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141688 - Time heals all wounds. My girlfriend's first also cheated on h… 07/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#14813 - Did a two mile walk with a 40 pound vest on. RIP my traps.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14819 - scoobydoobydo (07/03/2014) [-]
That sounds terribly painful.
User avatar #14820 - marinepenguin (07/03/2014) [-]
It's good conditioning, my legs weren't hurting, it was all my upper back. Jesus after just a couple blocks I knew I was gonna be in pain by the end of it.
#14821 - scoobydoobydo (07/03/2014) [-]
You successfully found a way to reverse cardio.
User avatar #14822 - marinepenguin (07/03/2014) [-]
Well complexes get boring sometimes, and I wasn't feeling like running hills, so I thought I'd try something I've heard a lot of guys do.
#75552 - All the muslim extremists want to purge the world of non-musli… 07/02/2014 on Religion Board 0
#63 - I like to think that those aren't his dogs and that he just wa… 07/02/2014 on Daniel Radcliffe +5
#14809 - I have really thought about being a personal trainer, consider…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14811 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
At least you got a plan and that's what matters
#14803 - Yeah it's true. Most people are just ignorant to how the body …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14807 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
My friend loves it, he wants to be a personal trainer. As in a legit one, not the ones walking around in most gyms that went from desk attendant to "trainer" as a promotion.

He's my height at 5'11, but while I'm 140-142lbs, this guy is about 190 lbs

If you really like it you should consider it
User avatar #14809 - marinepenguin (07/02/2014) [-]
I have really thought about being a personal trainer, considering I could be good at it. But I'd rather be an engineering officer in the Air Force, make a lot of money, then have connections when I get out and make 6 figures outright.

Maybe someday I'll open my own warehouse gym and train some kids. Still, right now it would be more of a hobby and to hone my own skills to apply to myself.
User avatar #14811 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
At least you got a plan and that's what matters
#14797 - Or women that want a slim and tiny waist and do 1000 crunches …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14800 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
You do have to give them some sort of credit though, but unless you're a kinesiology major (like my best friend is), most people don't know how to work out properly, which is a shame. Since a simple google search and 30 mins should be enough for you to figure out the proper way to do things.
User avatar #14803 - marinepenguin (07/02/2014) [-]
Yeah it's true. Most people are just ignorant to how the body reacts to stresses and how it all works. I actually considered studying kinesiology at one point.
User avatar #14807 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
My friend loves it, he wants to be a personal trainer. As in a legit one, not the ones walking around in most gyms that went from desk attendant to "trainer" as a promotion.

He's my height at 5'11, but while I'm 140-142lbs, this guy is about 190 lbs

If you really like it you should consider it
User avatar #14809 - marinepenguin (07/02/2014) [-]
I have really thought about being a personal trainer, considering I could be good at it. But I'd rather be an engineering officer in the Air Force, make a lot of money, then have connections when I get out and make 6 figures outright.

Maybe someday I'll open my own warehouse gym and train some kids. Still, right now it would be more of a hobby and to hone my own skills to apply to myself.
User avatar #14811 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
At least you got a plan and that's what matters
#14796 - Really any exercise. Swimming would be great. Doesn't have to … 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#14790 - You can, but eventually you may be mistaking them for obliques…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#14792 - thedavster (07/02/2014) [-]
thank you so much,so you think swimming is good for that?
User avatar #14796 - marinepenguin (07/02/2014) [-]
Really any exercise. Swimming would be great. Doesn't have to be running. In my opinion, complexes for pure weight loss and conditioning are the absolute best, but that's a bit advanced.
User avatar #14794 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
I'd say good old fashioned running is probably best for sheer weight loss along with a low carb diet to force your body into using fats
#14785 - You just have to lose fat to get rid of those. That's all they…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14793 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
This so much.

I see people with a 45 plate on their side, and they claim its to lose their love handles.
It makes me laugh, and cry a little every time
User avatar #14797 - marinepenguin (07/02/2014) [-]
Or women that want a slim and tiny waist and do 1000 crunches a day. They don't realize that doing exercises at such high volumes like that is going to increase your muscle mass like no other.
User avatar #14800 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
You do have to give them some sort of credit though, but unless you're a kinesiology major (like my best friend is), most people don't know how to work out properly, which is a shame. Since a simple google search and 30 mins should be enough for you to figure out the proper way to do things.
User avatar #14803 - marinepenguin (07/02/2014) [-]
Yeah it's true. Most people are just ignorant to how the body reacts to stresses and how it all works. I actually considered studying kinesiology at one point.
User avatar #14807 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
My friend loves it, he wants to be a personal trainer. As in a legit one, not the ones walking around in most gyms that went from desk attendant to "trainer" as a promotion.

He's my height at 5'11, but while I'm 140-142lbs, this guy is about 190 lbs

If you really like it you should consider it
User avatar #14809 - marinepenguin (07/02/2014) [-]
I have really thought about being a personal trainer, considering I could be good at it. But I'd rather be an engineering officer in the Air Force, make a lot of money, then have connections when I get out and make 6 figures outright.

Maybe someday I'll open my own warehouse gym and train some kids. Still, right now it would be more of a hobby and to hone my own skills to apply to myself.
User avatar #14811 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
At least you got a plan and that's what matters
#14788 - thedavster (07/02/2014) [-]
i see...but what is weird is that i was really fat,then i lost a lot of weight and got very thin getting rid of all the fat im my body except for those,so im afraid that maybe i cant get rid of them
User avatar #14790 - marinepenguin (07/02/2014) [-]
You can, but eventually you may be mistaking them for obliques.

But, people gain weight and store places in different areas. So far I tend to gain any fat around my lower stomach and love handles as well, but this doesn't mean you can't get rid of them. Just diet and exercise, and once you read about 15% body fat you shouldn't see them so badly, and at 10% you should have almost no trace of love handles.
#14792 - thedavster (07/02/2014) [-]
thank you so much,so you think swimming is good for that?
User avatar #14796 - marinepenguin (07/02/2014) [-]
Really any exercise. Swimming would be great. Doesn't have to be running. In my opinion, complexes for pure weight loss and conditioning are the absolute best, but that's a bit advanced.
User avatar #14794 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
I'd say good old fashioned running is probably best for sheer weight loss along with a low carb diet to force your body into using fats
#14782 - Going from working out 5 to 6 days a week to working out every… 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#14762 - If it's your abs, it's a genetic thing. You can't really work … 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#75288 - That movie is exactly that, a movie. I saw it and it wasn't an… 07/02/2014 on Religion Board 0
#14757 - Looks badass  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #14759 - studbeefpile (07/02/2014) [-]
Painful as fuck tho.
#14754 - Well if you're happy then don't change a thing. I've just acqu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14755 - leobaloy (07/02/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised. When I was 150, I thought I really couldn't lose weight, yet I somehow lost 10lbs

I just wanna post a pic of myself eventually. Until then I'll work harder. And not skip working out like I did today in favor of cheese burgers and booze.

I'll prove that normal people on fj can achieve an ottermode build. You can prove your short term goal of 6'3, 200lbs 10% on fj
#14751 - True, like I've said, we just have different goals and forms o… 07/02/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
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#100 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Have some more u slut
User avatar #99 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh you love this bread you dirty whore.
#98 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
ofc i wouldnt
User avatar #97 - MrKittyKat (07/01/2014) [-]
You thought this cat would stop with bread?
#95 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I shall not stop. I shall not falter. OP will deliver. And you shall know his name forever.
User avatar #96 to #95 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This is a good time. Many laughs are to be had.
#93 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
I guess you like bread
Have a grielld chees
#94 to #93 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god I thought you were done.
Oh god I thought you were done.
#90 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Fuk u have sum bred
Beans on bred toast
User avatar #92 to #90 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
That looks absolutely disgusting holy **** .
#88 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Not stopping because you goddamn asked to be ********** . I will not stop. I shall not falter. Fuk u
User avatar #91 to #88 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it bread or is it ice cream!!!!???
#85 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have your 5 bread a day ************ .
User avatar #86 to #85 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh god no
#84 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you like buttery bread you whore?
User avatar #87 to #84 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
Please stop omg
#83 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such ******** , Many bread. Wow.
User avatar #89 to #83 - marinepenguin (06/30/2014) [-]
This isn't your average everyday *********** , this is...

ADVANCED ***********
#80 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [-]
guess who i am
User avatar #81 to #80 - marinepenguin (06/28/2014) [-]
considering my latest user on my profile is syrianassassin, I have no idea
User avatar #76 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #78 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
oh wait I remember what this was for, you actually did it. Impressive.
User avatar #77 to #76 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #79 to #75 - marinepenguin (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm impressed.
User avatar #72 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I got the tentacuil thumbs back to 0 for you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, it was more of an annoyance then anything. He thumbed down several boards.
User avatar #74 to #73 - wertgf (06/14/2014) [-]
I like to chill the music board and spam thumbing is really annoying.
#70 to #67 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You've got nothing on him.
#68 to #67 - marinepenguin (04/02/2014) [-]
This was like a month ago or so.
#69 to #68 - Orc (06/11/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** aaaaaaaaand I'm gay.
User avatar #71 to #69 - marinepenguin (06/11/2014) [-]
We'll hello friend
#65 - mescalona **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Damn baby I wish you were my big toe, cause I'd be banging you on my coffee table tonight.
#61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
Here's the 4channy thing viacotwelve
User avatar #63 to #61 - thegermanknight (04/08/2013) [-]
Neeeyah! Ocean of text!
User avatar #64 to #63 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
It's so gud dough.
User avatar #62 to #61 - marinepenguin (04/08/2013) [-]
thegermanknight
#55 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
lil wayne ******* sucks dumbass
#56 to #55 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I never said I liked Lil Wayne?
#57 to #56 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah you did
User avatar #58 to #57 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
I don't remember this. Could you link it? Because there is only one song that I have in my collection that is Lil Wayne, because I don't like his music 99% of the time.
#59 to #58 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
cant find the comment no more you mustve deleted it
User avatar #60 to #59 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Whatever you say anon. But I can say from my own personal experience, that I do not enjoy Lil Wayne.
#51 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
******* stop denying god piece of **** its not doing you any good youll pay in the end youll be sorry you denied him cus hes the only way to salvation and your too dumb to even accept his sacrifice instead your believing the universe started expanding out of nothing for no reason and then suddenly life appeared well i got news for you thats impossible you know it but you believe it anyways cus your too scared and hedonistic to accept the truth even tho the truth will set you free stupid as hell how could you not accpt it after all the proof instead your gonna accept a bunch of theories that dont have no proof that makes no sense you cant have sense without god none of your descisions will be rational because reason only exists because of god so how could u have reason without god you dont have anything without god you got nothing you wouldnt even exist if it werent for god and ur still gona deny him even tho hes the only reason you exist how dumb is that ill pray for you but it probably wont do any good cus uve abandoned reason cus you believe in evolution instead of god because you dont want god to be real cus you cant accept reality because atheism has polluted your mind and spirit made you hate the truth the truth is that jesus died for your sins its true whether you beleive or not cus its supported by all the evidence that you ignore because you accept evolution in its place you cant see the truth cus your blinded blind people cant even see the truth even when its right in front of them cus there blind and cant see anything but you can stop being blind if you accept jesus youll see for the first time and you trulybe enlightned cus the only to be enlightened is to accept the truth and the truth is jesus because everyone who accepts jesus sees the truth and becomes free you will no longer be a slave to sin and materialism cus god transcends all that because he exists outside space andtime cus he is all powerful and all good he will save you turn your life around
User avatar #53 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Oh, and I'm not even atheist. So everything you just said was silly.
User avatar #52 to #51 - marinepenguin (03/05/2013) [-]
Well alright.
#54 to #52 - suckmyasssketche (03/05/2013) [-]
ok well i am just warning you of the truth because the truth is the most important thing because if you dont accept the truth your not going to be going to heaven and being with god because you will in hell with satan where you will suffering all the time and it will be too late to change cus u let ur sins engulf you instead of resisting them and turning away from temptation which is what you would do if u accepted god instead of satan but instead you choose satan because you want to sin without consequeunces but the consequneces are coming regardless if wether u think they real or not cus the truth isnt based on your opinion it exists whether you like it or not and u will pay if u dont ackonwlege it cus ur too stubborn all you have to do is ask forgiveness jesus has made it so easy and you still wont even change your foolish cus youve been blinded by your sin and the lies of secular people they are not telling the truth to you evolution is not true fossils dont prove it fossils can be formed in less then 10000 years even though they telling you in school that it take million of year because they are lying and saying false things they dont want you to believe they want you to be like them they hate christ nd will do anyting to make it seem like christ isnt real but he is cus i can prove everything they saying is lies and what im saying right now is the truth
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