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#256 - Comment deleted  [+] (12 new replies) 05/15/2015 on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... +1
User avatar #259 - epicalania (05/15/2015) [-]
That's your opinion, doesn't mean she doesn't have accept that she's in an unhealthy weight range
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#264 - jackmanlover (05/15/2015) [-]
You have one of those wrong opinions.
User avatar #262 - epicalania (05/15/2015) [-]
She can be happy, she should also accept that being overweight is not healthy.
She can be fine with it and I won't care, but people need to admit and accept that fat isn't healthy.
Everyone should be happy if possible, but they shouldn't delude themselves
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User avatar #266 - epicalania (05/15/2015) [-]
You may be an exception but there is no way an rationally thinking person can see that as proof that the exception is true for all cases.
The idea that fat is unhealthy is commonly accepted as fact is because it is true for the vast majority of cases. I never actually said she was unhealthy herself If it was unclear, I apologise for not making it clearer initially but rather is in an 'unhealthy weight range' where people are much more likely to be unhealthy, the same is true for people who are signifigantly under the general weight for their age/height/sex/etc.
If she has seen a doctor and the doctor has said that she is healthy, than she's healthy, but at that weight range she should accept that she cannot judge herself to be healthy without a professionals feedback.
Fuck fat shaming, but fuck fat acceptance even more.
There's no call to shame people who might not be able to help themselves, or might be in the middle of helping themselves.
But it's stupid and downright dangerous to just assume you're healthy, because you feel healthy when common knowledge shows that you're at risk of being unhealthy, and not do anything about it, if you feel healthy then by all means assume you're healthy but also use common sense and get a professionals feedback
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User avatar #271 - epicalania (05/15/2015) [-]
I never mentioned attraction, but lets play along with this.
I wouldn't date a cunt, so the fit one is out, and as for the other one, if she's nice and I like her I would probably date her, but that has nothing to do with her accepting that she should listen to a doctor when she goes for a regular checkup, if she's healthy then she's healthy and if she isn't but she's fine with it than that's her choice, I take exception when someone is unhealthy but refuses to accept it not accepting in the way of fixing it so you don't have to live with it is not the way I mean, I mean not accepting it in the way of people who insist they're healthy despite professionals telling them otherwise
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User avatar #275 - epicalania (05/15/2015) [-]
When did I say she's unhealthy?
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User avatar #284 - epicalania (05/15/2015) [-]
I've said she's in an unhealthy weight range, and I've said that by that I mean a weight range where you're much more likely to be unhealthy, I've never said that she is unhealthy herself but merely that she should accept that she is more likely to be unhealthy than a person of 'average' weight in terms of weight related diseases and problems. I've said that she should listen to what her doctor says when/if he talks about her weight and that what she does is none of my business, if she's healthy them she's healthy, if she's not then she's not.
#91 - So... His mom wasted her time because he ate them all at once.… 05/04/2015 on Feels comp 0
#82 - I find this offensive... … 04/15/2015 on Marcus the naughty 0
#21 - Picture 04/14/2015 on Poetry 0
#2 - Comment deleted 03/17/2015 on 911 0
#18 - Ah, I miss Newfoundland haha 02/22/2015 on (untitled) +2
#2922 - You know the way to a grown mans heart lol 02/15/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? +1
#11 - and THEN Subway 02/14/2015 on Subway knows +2
#1055 - Fixed it lol  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? 0
User avatar #1065 - perzona (02/14/2015) [-]
Now my joke doesn't work...
#1050 - Just chillin'  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? 0
User avatar #1100 - ianosity (02/14/2015) [-]
I'd caress your beard all day while I waterboard you with chocolate milk <3
User avatar #2922 - marcusmayhem (02/15/2015) [-]
You know the way to a grown mans heart lol
#6 - If I knew, I wouldn't have posted it lol 02/09/2015 on Help please 0
#3 - People will help, I have more faith in humanity than most it seems 02/09/2015 on Help please 0
#4 - A Dollarama store in Newfoundland Canada haha  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Look what I found! 0
User avatar #6 - deescalation (02/01/2015) [-]
Was it next to a retirement center?
User avatar #5 - abiderp (02/01/2015) [-]
Damn, one more reason to move to Canada.
#2587 - **marcusmayhem used "*roll rpg name*"** **marcusmayhem roll… 12/22/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#35 - It's called Labradorite lol <Lives in Labrador 12/03/2014 on A knife with a handle made... 0
#18 - boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n boots n cats n bo… 11/22/2014 on Bill Cosby 0
#55 - Mark Ruffalo 11/22/2014 on A hero +2
#184 - I would squeeze out a thunderous trumpet of a flatulent burst … 11/10/2014 on Fart rape, gonna get ya +3
#64 - When you see Bluerainfall using Thunderfury in game... It's a … 07/21/2014 on Playing Diablo with someone... 0
#4824 - 25, Working for a branch of the Canadian Government for Shippi… 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#3080 - **marcusmayhem rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#431 - **marcusmayhem rolled image ** 05/29/2014 on Roll Your Rapist 0
#25 - Cows are bashed in the head to kill them "humanely" lol  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2014 on -_-' +2
#34 - John Cena (04/20/2014) [-]
They're shot...
User avatar #36 - Degenerate (04/20/2014) [-]
Depends, my mom is an industrial EMT and worked on site at lakeside packers for a while. At that location they used a big "piston hammer" that basically punched a hole in the cows head, insta death,

Alot more efficient than putting a bullet in every cows head. While the piston would need maintenance, an operator and the occasional lubrication, shooting them individually would cost far more (bullets aren't reusable), less safe in my opinion and alot quicker.
User avatar #51 - cocosmama (04/20/2014) [-]
Anything that can be described as instant death is humane my opinion.
User avatar #198 - Degenerate (04/21/2014) [-]
Exactly my point. Guns aren't as instantaneous as most people think.
User avatar #35 - darkangeloffire (04/20/2014) [-]
They used to be hit in the skull with a hammer.
User avatar #75 - malkovo (04/20/2014) [-]
that, my friend, is a long time ago
User avatar #76 - darkangeloffire (04/20/2014) [-]
I know. Like, around the time The Jungle was written . So around late 1800's early 1900s.
#16 - Do you judge everyone who has a gun for a few people who shoot… 04/20/2014 on -_-' -1
#45 - I guarantee that if it was in my area he wouldn't be able to l…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Faith in humanity...restored? +7
User avatar #312 - niggernazi (04/06/2014) [-]
uh yeah but no, i really dont think so
#133 - John Cena (04/06/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up you fucking wannabe batman. Grow the fuck up autistic faggot
User avatar #123 - kimilsung (04/06/2014) [-]
so tough oh ur my hero
jk ur a fag
#61 - thumbsalad (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - evanxzile (04/06/2014) [-]
Maybe he lives in a black neighborhood.
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