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marcusisabeast

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Date Signed Up:8/29/2010
Last Login:7/14/2015
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Total Comments Made:75
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#246 - You're an idiot. If i don't have a criminal history then you'r…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints -5
User avatar #253 - monkeysniper (03/27/2015) [-]
They're looking out for the public well-being when they make DUI checkpoints. So I wouldn't mind letting them see if I'm intoxicated or not if it means my family or myself would be less likely to be killed because some drunk jackass got behind the wheel. This doesn't mean I'd let any random dude that seemed nice just come in and search my house. Police have to go through background checks and what they do in monitored. Also, unless you're meeting prime ministers and attending charity functions daily, you're not going to die because the police wanted to do their job. If you are randomly pulled over and they go straight to searching your vehicle, then yeah, complain but if you're stopped like anyone else and they're just checking if you're intoxicated? The more you cooperate the faster you move on.
#226 - You mind if i search your car faggot? No? Then why are you ok …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints -7
#232 - xexion (03/27/2015) [-]
>You mind if I search your car?
When the police ask you this you have every fucking right to say no and they can't do shit unless they see something illegal in plain sight, or have probable cause theres a huge limit as to what this does and does not cover but I'm not going into it.
User avatar #322 - daniboyi (03/27/2015) [-]
that makes about as much sense if I complained about having to walk through metal detectors at an airport and let them look through my baggage via x-ray.
User avatar #480 - fiveblackmen (03/27/2015) [-]
Actually, I think the x-rays at the airport are a grey area as well but people put up with it for the potential increase in safety.
#324 - xexion (03/27/2015) [-]
No because they legally HAVE TO have:
A) your permission
B) a warrant
C) probable cause
in order to search your vehicle. Technically in your scenario you allow them that right so that you can ride the plane.
User avatar #327 - daniboyi (03/27/2015) [-]
and they apparently also have legal right to search your car. If there wasn't legal rights to do this, it wouldn't take place and be approved by the government.
Not saying police-force or government is flawless, but they are certainly not all bad people as some might suggest.
and in case IF they don't have legal rights. File a complain later. Don't act like an idiot and give them reason to arrest you for stopping a policeman in doing his work by yelling out and struggling at the spot.
User avatar #483 - fiveblackmen (03/27/2015) [-]
Anything they find in your car after they search it without you permission, a warrant or probably cause will be inadmissible in court. Probably cause is actually the problem here because it is hard to prove or disprove probably cause after the fact without something like video or photographic evidence. Anything they take out of your car without meeting at least one of these requirements is considered illegal search and seizure. Just because it is done by a government agency doesn't mean it is suddenly legal. Many governments around the world do things that go against their own laws but no single person has the power to stand up to them and they generally continue to do it until enough people get together and form a class action lawsuit, but this can take years, even decades to happen and usually it never happens.
User avatar #229 - monkeysniper (03/27/2015) [-]
Background checks for starters.
User avatar #246 - marcusisabeast (03/27/2015) [-]
You're an idiot. If i don't have a criminal history then you're cool with me interrupting your day to go through your belongings? DUI checkpoints are a direct violation of the constitution, you're a fool for letting the police violate you
User avatar #253 - monkeysniper (03/27/2015) [-]
They're looking out for the public well-being when they make DUI checkpoints. So I wouldn't mind letting them see if I'm intoxicated or not if it means my family or myself would be less likely to be killed because some drunk jackass got behind the wheel. This doesn't mean I'd let any random dude that seemed nice just come in and search my house. Police have to go through background checks and what they do in monitored. Also, unless you're meeting prime ministers and attending charity functions daily, you're not going to die because the police wanted to do their job. If you are randomly pulled over and they go straight to searching your vehicle, then yeah, complain but if you're stopped like anyone else and they're just checking if you're intoxicated? The more you cooperate the faster you move on.
#225 - Hey, let me get my rights violated and brag about it on the in… 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints +7
#335 - website you buy it from 03/26/2015 on legbeards 0
#334 - That ******* sucks dude. I used to know your pain. Buy … 03/26/2015 on legbeards 0
#58 - Circumcision the way its performed in the US is worse than all…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2015 on legbeards +15
#251 - infinitereaper (03/25/2015) [-]
Pretty sure I got hit 100% with that 85%
I feel
fucking
nothing
User avatar #335 - marcusisabeast (03/26/2015) [-]
website you buy it from
www.foreskinrestore.com/
User avatar #334 - marcusisabeast (03/26/2015) [-]
That fucking sucks dude. I used to know your pain. Buy a DTR, it will change your life
restoringforeskin.org/
User avatar #192 - Draigor (03/25/2015) [-]
Nice b8 m8
#85 - testaburger (03/25/2015) [-]
>implying research and evidence will ever be enough to stop the post-rationalization of guys with mutilated dicks.
#7 - Nobody is pissed off about the joke, idiot. We're pissed off a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Oppressed Black "People" -1
#9 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
you are 100% correct, it's a double standard. It's ok for blacks to be racist but not whites which proves he keeps it alive!
#72 - Regarding the arizona state video Listen to this. Trust me  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Cringe #8 +7
#92 - paraxo (06/27/2015) [-]
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User avatar #76 - gruntycove (03/18/2015) [-]
Thanks you so much
I had no idea I needed this
#14 - This is beyond retarded but it killed me. gg 01/11/2015 on Who needs sleep, right? 0
#109 - Good on you man! I'm a year clean now and never going back. Wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on My small success 0
User avatar #117 - abyssinion (01/11/2015) [-]
This is my hope for when I quit, always enjoyed being active but after busting both my knees playing sports in highschool, weights are about the only activity I can do.

Not like it will be hard to afford a gym membership with the money not spent on smokes. (Cheap-ish pack is ~$10 here..)

Only thing I'm worried about, is it's a massive crutch for me right now...
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