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marcury

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:Here
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Comment Ranking:#3054
Highest Content Rank:#15128
Highest Comment Rank:#1829
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Total Comments Made:2437
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latest user's comments

#16 - Just for you here is a lizard three way with a caterpillar... …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Lizard +12
#17 - smirkythread (05/11/2015) [-]
Aw yiss.
#15 - Comment deleted 05/11/2015 on Lizard 0
#206 - The comment above me said STDs, but if we were only talking ab… 05/10/2015 on Wonka 0
#88 - That's true for HIV, the clap and chlamydia, sure. HPV, Herpes…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Wonka +1
User avatar #100 - TheFixer (05/09/2015) [-]
while that is true that still doesn't solve the aids issue which is what he presented. condoms stop aids yes or no? im saying yes since they stop HIV.
User avatar #206 - marcury (05/10/2015) [-]
The comment above me said STDs, but if we were only talking about aids then yes condom use will drastically reduce your chance of being infected.
User avatar #96 - ilovemyguns (05/09/2015) [-]
Most people get the vaccine for HPV, and most people already have herpes anyway (kek).
User avatar #116 - valigar (05/09/2015) [-]
I don't. Do I get a cookie now?
#116 - Its disappointing that with all these new super spicy peppers … 05/08/2015 on scoville heat scale with... +2
#18 - Picture 05/07/2015 on Mannequin +1
#8 - Then you move his mouth with your hand and say "I can tal… 05/07/2015 on It's true love 0
#51 - did he just shoot someone in the head or is it a trick to shoc…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on How not to pepsi 0
#86 - ventusvsroxas (05/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #60 - youngneil (05/07/2015) [-]
It's a fake video.
#33 - Funny, she wasn't at the meetings... 05/06/2015 on Trisexual 0
#32 - Picture 05/06/2015 on Trisexual +1
#48 - not at much as this 05/06/2015 on Did she +1
#28 - He parties all the time. Here's a pic from last Friday night.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2015 on JD Sports +28
User avatar #39 - affix (05/06/2015) [-]
#38 - affix has deleted their comment.
#29 - skeletorexplains (05/06/2015) [-]
How did you get this.
#41 - John Cena (05/06/2015) [-]
IT WAS POSTED ALL OVER TMZ AND WORLDSTAR
#32 - Totally  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on I miss 7th grade +1
User avatar #33 - itskennyandjosh (05/05/2015) [-]
Exactly
#78 - John Cena (05/05/2015) [-]
Included!
#29 - Right?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2015 on I miss 7th grade +1
User avatar #30 - itskennyandjosh (05/05/2015) [-]
Yep
User avatar #32 - marcury (05/05/2015) [-]
Totally
User avatar #33 - itskennyandjosh (05/05/2015) [-]
Exactly
#78 - John Cena (05/05/2015) [-]
Included!
#27 - dunno.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2015 on I miss 7th grade +1
User avatar #28 - itskennyandjosh (05/05/2015) [-]
Same
User avatar #29 - marcury (05/05/2015) [-]
Right?
User avatar #30 - itskennyandjosh (05/05/2015) [-]
Yep
User avatar #32 - marcury (05/05/2015) [-]
Totally
User avatar #33 - itskennyandjosh (05/05/2015) [-]
Exactly
#78 - John Cena (05/05/2015) [-]
Included!
#97 - Picture 05/04/2015 on cpt. pottymouth 0
#50 - Hi.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on onlyusesanimegifs's profile 0
#51 - onlyusesanimegifs (05/05/2015) [-]
#27 - I apologize for misspelling your name. It was unintentional. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on oh.. 0
User avatar #32 - celerant (05/04/2015) [-]
Cool swirl, thank you sir.
#25 - Picture 05/04/2015 on Oh dear +18
#171 - better to be pissed off, than pissed on. ....unless youre into…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on You thought she was legal 0
User avatar #173 - mondominiman (05/04/2015) [-]
I made that joke to a teacher in middle school once. or was it early high school? She laughed and It was the only time I got away with saying anything like that.
#170 - I would watch you do those things  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on You thought she was legal +9
#178 - swazzzzy (05/04/2015) [-]
I would remove my left testicle with a rusty spoon just to get a whiff of one of her farts.
#39 - Picture 05/04/2015 on Physics! +6
#73 - Spooky Scary skeletons you're so misunderstood. You only want … 05/04/2015 on Welcome, fuckboy +2
#62 - I mean I use his twisting the fork method. So eating corn chip…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Casual Racism 0
User avatar #63 - OtisMcWonderful (05/04/2015) [-]
Twisting the fork confused me for a sec. I was thinking like eating noodles. But yeah, I just turn it to the side and do it that way if needed. You should learn to use them though. It's ridiculously easy.
#60 - Just stoping by to say you can totally eat corn chips with a f…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Casual Racism 0
User avatar #61 - OtisMcWonderful (05/04/2015) [-]
But to be fair, they're kind of soggy and limp with all the chili and cheese, so it's a lot easier that way. I'm pretty sure the original comment was talking about plain chips right out of the bag.
User avatar #62 - marcury (05/04/2015) [-]
I mean I use his twisting the fork method. So eating corn chips by twisting the fork works. ...for those of us unable to use chopsticks without rubber bands.
User avatar #63 - OtisMcWonderful (05/04/2015) [-]
Twisting the fork confused me for a sec. I was thinking like eating noodles. But yeah, I just turn it to the side and do it that way if needed. You should learn to use them though. It's ridiculously easy.
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#3 - include (01/14/2014) [-]
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
first
#2 to #1 - marcury (01/10/2014) [-]
Hooray!
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