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marcury

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
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#110 - fair enough... 02/13/2015 on Lies comp 0
#100 - Harsh baby... very harsh.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Lies comp +1
#104 - gentledragon (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm a guy
#110 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
fair enough...
#50 - hey baby let me rattle dem bones 02/13/2015 on Well, it's true. +2
#2500 - mmmm not really... they are bloody expensive though. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... 0
#2501 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
You're pretty cool. Hit me up sometime.

When work permits. I know that horror.
#2498 - you have a groovy bud in Austin now though. <- an…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2499 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
We should chill. Get drinks sometime or something.

Or Austin apartments are like clown cars...
User avatar #2500 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
mmmm not really... they are bloody expensive though.

and totally to hanging out. but for now it is time for sleep... cuz work.
#2501 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
You're pretty cool. Hit me up sometime.

When work permits. I know that horror.
#2493 - Oh, well that makes sense. Good luck in the east, but you like…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2497 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
But there is people. And a lot of them. And I wouldn't even know what to look for there.

And that god awful traffic...

It's like how do you even cram that many people into one sardine can?
#2498 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
you have a groovy bud in Austin now though.

<- and as to the how...
#2499 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
We should chill. Get drinks sometime or something.

Or Austin apartments are like clown cars...
User avatar #2500 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
mmmm not really... they are bloody expensive though.

and totally to hanging out. but for now it is time for sleep... cuz work.
#2501 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
You're pretty cool. Hit me up sometime.

When work permits. I know that horror.
#2486 - bummer... Why did you move there then?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2489 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
It was closer to my job. Plus I started dating someone who lives here.

It's better than Lockhart. But not by much.

Thinking I might head to Southeast Texas. Have a few jobs I'm looking into.
#2493 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh, well that makes sense. Good luck in the east, but you like guns so I bet youll like it better there.

You could always move to Austin.
#2497 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
But there is people. And a lot of them. And I wouldn't even know what to look for there.

And that god awful traffic...

It's like how do you even cram that many people into one sardine can?
#2498 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
you have a groovy bud in Austin now though.

<- and as to the how...
#2499 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
We should chill. Get drinks sometime or something.

Or Austin apartments are like clown cars...
User avatar #2500 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
mmmm not really... they are bloody expensive though.

and totally to hanging out. but for now it is time for sleep... cuz work.
#2501 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
You're pretty cool. Hit me up sometime.

When work permits. I know that horror.
#2479 - *puts on foil helmet* I am convinced they delay construct…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2482 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
The San Marcos River?

Seemes a bit light. The summer wasn't too kind on it. I haven't seen it since I moved here all but once and that was last spring.

San Marcos square is pretty over rated too. I don't enjoy it here. Too many stupid kids.

I have no friends so i never go out anymore lol.
#2486 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
bummer... Why did you move there then?
#2489 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
It was closer to my job. Plus I started dating someone who lives here.

It's better than Lockhart. But not by much.

Thinking I might head to Southeast Texas. Have a few jobs I'm looking into.
#2493 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh, well that makes sense. Good luck in the east, but you like guns so I bet youll like it better there.

You could always move to Austin.
#2497 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
But there is people. And a lot of them. And I wouldn't even know what to look for there.

And that god awful traffic...

It's like how do you even cram that many people into one sardine can?
#2498 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
you have a groovy bud in Austin now though.

<- and as to the how...
#2499 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
We should chill. Get drinks sometime or something.

Or Austin apartments are like clown cars...
User avatar #2500 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
mmmm not really... they are bloody expensive though.

and totally to hanging out. but for now it is time for sleep... cuz work.
#2501 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
You're pretty cool. Hit me up sometime.

When work permits. I know that horror.
#2446 - We don't like outsiders coming in, despite what the gov says..…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2456 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
Would explain the constant construction there that never seems to complete. That stuff thats on the Capital of TX highway seems stupid. I mean I can drive to the highway near Lockhart,and its deserted. That toll road looks so sparkly new that I hardly ever see a dozen cars on it.

So far the only thing I've had fun at is the gun range or Cabalas.
#2479 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
*puts on foil helmet*
I am convinced they delay construction to make money... You see sometimes there are signs put up which tell you the planned completion time (eg summer 2014), they never finish early. Further I happened to catch a news report on the shit they are doing to mopac, and the man said that the contract paid them a certain bonus to finish on the agreed on time... but there was a penalty for being early (didn't make sense at all) and for being late. However, fear not because they had written into the contract permission for themselves to push the timeline back if need be.

and us free lovin hippies refuse to use the toll roads... which indecently is why they want to make those roads free and change the current free area of I 35 into a toll road, and is why they are adding a toll lane to mopac. Got to love politics.

*Takes of cap*

How is your river by the way? Heard the drought took a toll on it.
#2482 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
The San Marcos River?

Seemes a bit light. The summer wasn't too kind on it. I haven't seen it since I moved here all but once and that was last spring.

San Marcos square is pretty over rated too. I don't enjoy it here. Too many stupid kids.

I have no friends so i never go out anymore lol.
#2486 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
bummer... Why did you move there then?
#2489 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
It was closer to my job. Plus I started dating someone who lives here.

It's better than Lockhart. But not by much.

Thinking I might head to Southeast Texas. Have a few jobs I'm looking into.
#2493 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh, well that makes sense. Good luck in the east, but you like guns so I bet youll like it better there.

You could always move to Austin.
#2497 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
But there is people. And a lot of them. And I wouldn't even know what to look for there.

And that god awful traffic...

It's like how do you even cram that many people into one sardine can?
#2498 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
you have a groovy bud in Austin now though.

<- and as to the how...
#2499 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
We should chill. Get drinks sometime or something.

Or Austin apartments are like clown cars...
User avatar #2500 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
mmmm not really... they are bloody expensive though.

and totally to hanging out. but for now it is time for sleep... cuz work.
#2501 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
You're pretty cool. Hit me up sometime.

When work permits. I know that horror.
#2430 - groovy baby 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... 0
#2429 - well there is sitting in traffic... or you could ride our litt…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2434 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
I tend to get lost in ATX rather easily. Like,I can't even get to Fry's without getting turned around at least twice.

Seriously,who designed these highways? Shit makes no sense.

Went to that big music fest that's usually in March I think..Is it March? I don't remember. Didn't care for it.

And is 6th St really that crowded like all the time? I didn't care for that many people(or 5$ beers.)
#2446 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
We don't like outsiders coming in, despite what the gov says... so back in the 90's we decided that unlike SA or Htown we wouldn't build anymore large highways to move people around, nor any infrastructure either. That didn't stop people from coming, so now we have sort of been adding as we go which is why it looks like it does.

Yeah one of the big ones is in march, my high school was across the river from it so we would sneak over and try to sneak in... I agree with your assertion. It began as a fest of lesser known people, but it has become a money making scheme for big business.

Yeah 6th street is a major tourist trap, so it gets pretty crowded.
#2456 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
Would explain the constant construction there that never seems to complete. That stuff thats on the Capital of TX highway seems stupid. I mean I can drive to the highway near Lockhart,and its deserted. That toll road looks so sparkly new that I hardly ever see a dozen cars on it.

So far the only thing I've had fun at is the gun range or Cabalas.
#2479 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
*puts on foil helmet*
I am convinced they delay construction to make money... You see sometimes there are signs put up which tell you the planned completion time (eg summer 2014), they never finish early. Further I happened to catch a news report on the shit they are doing to mopac, and the man said that the contract paid them a certain bonus to finish on the agreed on time... but there was a penalty for being early (didn't make sense at all) and for being late. However, fear not because they had written into the contract permission for themselves to push the timeline back if need be.

and us free lovin hippies refuse to use the toll roads... which indecently is why they want to make those roads free and change the current free area of I 35 into a toll road, and is why they are adding a toll lane to mopac. Got to love politics.

*Takes of cap*

How is your river by the way? Heard the drought took a toll on it.
#2482 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
The San Marcos River?

Seemes a bit light. The summer wasn't too kind on it. I haven't seen it since I moved here all but once and that was last spring.

San Marcos square is pretty over rated too. I don't enjoy it here. Too many stupid kids.

I have no friends so i never go out anymore lol.
#2486 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
bummer... Why did you move there then?
#2489 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
It was closer to my job. Plus I started dating someone who lives here.

It's better than Lockhart. But not by much.

Thinking I might head to Southeast Texas. Have a few jobs I'm looking into.
#2493 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh, well that makes sense. Good luck in the east, but you like guns so I bet youll like it better there.

You could always move to Austin.
#2497 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
But there is people. And a lot of them. And I wouldn't even know what to look for there.

And that god awful traffic...

It's like how do you even cram that many people into one sardine can?
#2498 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
you have a groovy bud in Austin now though.

<- and as to the how...
#2499 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
We should chill. Get drinks sometime or something.

Or Austin apartments are like clown cars...
User avatar #2500 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
mmmm not really... they are bloody expensive though.

and totally to hanging out. but for now it is time for sleep... cuz work.
#2501 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
You're pretty cool. Hit me up sometime.

When work permits. I know that horror.
#2421 - me to.... but then they slowly die.... im toxic apparently  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2424 - mcburd (02/13/2015) [-]
I can make this work.
#2430 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
groovy baby
#2417 - fellow ATX-er, yea! im actually in Austin though  [+] (15 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2422 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
What is there to do? I mean I see a ton of bars.

And highways.
#2429 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
well there is sitting in traffic... or you could ride our little train to fuckin nowhere... there is always nude swimming if your down for free love, or hiking on our crowded city trail. We do have a wide assortment of bars, and some still play live music. and of course we have those expensive music fests you can go to as well...

lots to do, just need funds and a love of being surrounded by people.
#2434 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
I tend to get lost in ATX rather easily. Like,I can't even get to Fry's without getting turned around at least twice.

Seriously,who designed these highways? Shit makes no sense.

Went to that big music fest that's usually in March I think..Is it March? I don't remember. Didn't care for it.

And is 6th St really that crowded like all the time? I didn't care for that many people(or 5$ beers.)
#2446 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
We don't like outsiders coming in, despite what the gov says... so back in the 90's we decided that unlike SA or Htown we wouldn't build anymore large highways to move people around, nor any infrastructure either. That didn't stop people from coming, so now we have sort of been adding as we go which is why it looks like it does.

Yeah one of the big ones is in march, my high school was across the river from it so we would sneak over and try to sneak in... I agree with your assertion. It began as a fest of lesser known people, but it has become a money making scheme for big business.

Yeah 6th street is a major tourist trap, so it gets pretty crowded.
#2456 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
Would explain the constant construction there that never seems to complete. That stuff thats on the Capital of TX highway seems stupid. I mean I can drive to the highway near Lockhart,and its deserted. That toll road looks so sparkly new that I hardly ever see a dozen cars on it.

So far the only thing I've had fun at is the gun range or Cabalas.
#2479 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
*puts on foil helmet*
I am convinced they delay construction to make money... You see sometimes there are signs put up which tell you the planned completion time (eg summer 2014), they never finish early. Further I happened to catch a news report on the shit they are doing to mopac, and the man said that the contract paid them a certain bonus to finish on the agreed on time... but there was a penalty for being early (didn't make sense at all) and for being late. However, fear not because they had written into the contract permission for themselves to push the timeline back if need be.

and us free lovin hippies refuse to use the toll roads... which indecently is why they want to make those roads free and change the current free area of I 35 into a toll road, and is why they are adding a toll lane to mopac. Got to love politics.

*Takes of cap*

How is your river by the way? Heard the drought took a toll on it.
#2482 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
The San Marcos River?

Seemes a bit light. The summer wasn't too kind on it. I haven't seen it since I moved here all but once and that was last spring.

San Marcos square is pretty over rated too. I don't enjoy it here. Too many stupid kids.

I have no friends so i never go out anymore lol.
#2486 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
bummer... Why did you move there then?
#2489 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
It was closer to my job. Plus I started dating someone who lives here.

It's better than Lockhart. But not by much.

Thinking I might head to Southeast Texas. Have a few jobs I'm looking into.
#2493 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
Oh, well that makes sense. Good luck in the east, but you like guns so I bet youll like it better there.

You could always move to Austin.
#2497 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
But there is people. And a lot of them. And I wouldn't even know what to look for there.

And that god awful traffic...

It's like how do you even cram that many people into one sardine can?
#2498 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
you have a groovy bud in Austin now though.

<- and as to the how...
#2499 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
We should chill. Get drinks sometime or something.

Or Austin apartments are like clown cars...
User avatar #2500 - marcury (02/13/2015) [-]
mmmm not really... they are bloody expensive though.

and totally to hanging out. but for now it is time for sleep... cuz work.
#2501 - thamuz (02/13/2015) [-]
You're pretty cool. Hit me up sometime.

When work permits. I know that horror.
#2400 - Now is the winter of our discontent... apparently 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... 0
#2371 - I used to write ....but I haven't in a while. 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2336 - classy  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
User avatar #2388 - syrianbro (02/13/2015) [-]
thank you.
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - include (01/14/2014) [-]
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
first
#2 to #1 - marcury (01/10/2014) [-]
Hooray!
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