x

manueldomingues

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: ps3
PSN: manuel-399
Date Signed Up:6/15/2011
Last Login:8/25/2015
Location:lisbon
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6328
Highest Content Rank:#9336
Highest Comment Rank:#4395
Content Thumbs: 179 total,  458 ,  279
Comment Thumbs: 1799 total,  2550 ,  751
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 17 Content: New Here → Level 18 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:73369
Total Comments Made:1028
FJ Points:1542
Favorite Tags: fun (18) | Friends (16) | Minecraft (15) | surviving (15) | Hardcore (12) | pvp (3)
IM THE BOSS!!! i-i-i mean, if you want me to be...

Funny Text/Links

Funny Pictures

  • Views: 3501
    Thumbs Up 47 Thumbs Down 11 Total: +36
    Comments: 17
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 11/14/12
    What realy grinds my gears What realy grinds my gears
  • Views: 622
    Thumbs Up 16 Thumbs Down 9 Total: +7
    Comments: 5
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 09/16/11
    The voice of FJ The voice of FJ
  • Views: 731
    Thumbs Up 11 Thumbs Down 8 Total: +3
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 09/25/11
    A day in class A day in class
  • Views: 884
    Thumbs Up 9 Thumbs Down 8 Total: +1
    Comments: 7
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 06/13/12
    hello denmark hello denmark
  • Views: 2474
    Thumbs Up 10 Thumbs Down 13 Total: -3
    Comments: 5
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 06/15/11
    Power Thirst Power Thirst
  • Views: 402
    Thumbs Up 6 Thumbs Down 10 Total: -4
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 01/08/12
    oh 4chan you so silly oh 4chan you so silly
1 2 > [ 7 ]

YouTube Videos

1 2 3 > [ 17 ]

latest user's comments

#42 - do u even pvp? if both guys know what they´re doing there…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/25/2015 on The most badass part of... +10
User avatar #57 - angelious (08/25/2015) [-]
Dark Souls 2: EndGame Meta PVP


because backstabs are the only fucking way to one shot someone...
#52 - krynax (08/25/2015) [-]
"if both guys know what they´re doing there are no backstabs in the battle"
I dont think you ever played PvP
LATENCY
User avatar #70 - marstan (08/25/2015) [-]
If you know what you're doing, you also know to regard latency.
Because, golly gee, you KNOW what you're DOING.
#71 - krynax (08/25/2015) [-]
nigga I aint the fucking lady with the magical forseeing snowglobe, how can I know if that guy right there is standing still or he has already backstabbed me and im just waiting for my death to catch up?
User avatar #204 - Hawke (08/27/2015) [-]
What in God's name is wrong with you
#113 - alf (08/26/2015) [-]
I have very little problems with latency and backstabs happens maybe once out of every hundred matches. I also do not use any one shot shenanigans and I maintain about a 90% win-rate.
#77 - ohemgeezus (08/25/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you do to Hawke
User avatar #78 - krynax (08/25/2015) [-]
I did what I had to do
User avatar #72 - marstan (08/25/2015) [-]
Because you know what you're doing.
#73 - krynax (08/25/2015) [-]
nigga
#74 - marstan (08/25/2015) [-]
bloke
#51 - dontread (08/25/2015) [-]
Yeah at high level pvp you really gotta worry more about parries if anything.
#160 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
How high is high level pvp? Legitimate question. I was at 120 and all I ever found in pvp was fishers, the guys that circle you for backstabs, and guys using one shot weapons that didnt even need to backstab you, and giant dads that would just stun lock you if you fucked up.
It would be like 1 out of 10 or 1 out of 20 that actually fought legitly. Even more rare to die to a parry for me at least.

Honestly everyone in the pvp seems to just seek out super simple wins to gloat afterwards and just troll people and it ruined the pvp for each of the games for me. Bloodborne, DS, and DS, don't have a ps3 to try demons.
#168 - dontread (08/26/2015) [-]
Also at high level people it was pretty easy to counter all the stuff you listed.

If somebody started fishing for backstabs they open themselves up to get backstabbed themselves since you already knew where they were going to be (heading towards your back).

Fishing for backstabs on a good player is just a good way to get yourself backstabbed, you're basically giving them your gameplan to counter.

Stunlocks can be countered by switching rings mid fight and then switching back when necessary. Or to do the weapon swap trick if you feel like being cheap yourself and abusing a glitch.

If you're getting oneshot by a weapon w/o a critical hit, then it's a heavy weapon and they deserved to get that win since those are insanely hard to hit with.
Switching to ranged is a good way to avoid them tanking your hits while they swing for the slow 1 hit KO since they need to be in your face to do that.

Giant dads aren't the ultimate pvp setup like people think. It's just a little above average and a good noob killer. The real pvp monsters are the low weight people with around 21 poise in DKS1.
DKS2 has too many viable combinations for me to list here though.

Yeah people in pvp would do that. In DKS2 i would beat people down with a shield or a catalyst if i felt i was good enough to. Honestly if you want to avoid the trolly things you really just have to be really good at pvp so that you can just breeze through it.

For example i usually have a 100 pct dark shield quickly equipped if i see a hexer incase they want to try the Climax 1 hit Ko win. I'll just block it, dequip and proceed to beat their ass since they prolly really relied on that for wins.
#170 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
And with the fishers if I tried to backstab them it usually just resulted in a lag stab no matter what I tried, I only ever ended up backstabbing a fisher due to luck, i think my internet might of been even worse than his which might of been why.
#169 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Fair enough for most that stuff, though switching rings midfight... well that would be super tricky but maybe.

And the one shot weapons werent normally the clubs or hammers, they were maramusas, (can't spell at all), enchanted with the... soul blade I think it was called? I stopped doing pvp in those games a long time ago. But yeah it was the dark weapon enchant that used souls that stuff was usually what the one shot weapon guys were using, though I dont remember there being a 100% dark shield, did you enchant it or imbue it by chance? Or I just missed it?
#172 - dontread (08/26/2015) [-]
Oh you're talking about way early DKS2.

Yeah, back when Resonant Weapon gave a 50pct boost instead of 30.
Those were usually 2 shot unless you had less than average health. Well, even if it was 2 shot, it'd be a 2 shot with the first leaving you at like 15 pct health.

Yeah i see where you're coming from.
To do 100pct dark resist you just dark enchant a transgressors shield. There were others that could be 100 pct (watchers i think too), but transgressors was the lightest shield in the game so i just used that.
===
You can't do much about lag except notice it before your opponent and take advantage of it.
#186 - fellfox (08/26/2015) [-]
Hm alright, though I dont think I'll end up going back to it to pvp though, never really seems people are there for a good fight, only there to win any way they can, usually the cheap way, but atleast if I go back and get invaded I can probably deal with the dark weapon people and one shot spell guys, past that the rest were usually lag stabs. Honestly just wish the instant backstabs weren't a thing, the bloodborne pvp was pretty good mostly because you couldnt just fish people, though it has its own faults with the chikage and that gun that can one shot you with bone dust and only used 1 shot so as long as you had a ton of bonedust you can just keep going until you land a shot, and the whole gems thing that people can farm up to ridiculous levels. Gotten better at dealing with the gun guys though, just kind of sucks how many different ways people can find to just one shot you. Though I havent been in BB in a while too so maybe they nerfed that too.
But yeah most the pvp in most the games its usually like 1 out of 10 guys not using a cheap win tactic, maybe its just my luck or something.

Thanks for the help mate, sorry for the anon, FJ community can be randomly toxic at times so I just go with anon, and DS community usually just spams git gud fgt, or pictures of giant dads, so wasnt really expected much more than that really, so thanks mate
#165 - dontread (08/26/2015) [-]
I really meant high level pvp as in skill.

You could be level 300 and suck and get manhandled by a level 100.
In fact, if i ever saw any overlevled people they were usually pretty bad.
#161 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
and DS2*
#142 - ainise (08/26/2015) [-]
That was my first thought. Who gets backstabbed? It's the damn naked dagger wielding psychos who can parry every single attack you make who are the real threat.
#219 - **manueldomingues used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **manueldomingues… 08/25/2015 on Happy Birthday! To me! 0
#7 - i see, she distracts him so he forgets he borrowed her 10$ … 08/25/2015 on $20 +60
#5 - "daddy, can i borrow 10$?" she still owes him 10$  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on $20 +138
User avatar #31 - apostolos (08/25/2015) [-]
Can you please explain this to our government? I think someone should.
User avatar #6 - jerrythefruit (08/25/2015) [-]
But then distracts him by being adorable. This is next level mafia shit right here.
User avatar #7 - manueldomingues (08/25/2015) [-]
i see, she distracts him so he forgets he borrowed her 10$
shit dawg she so good i didnt even realise she was hustlin
#36 - In brazil we didnt bother the indigenous, only later when we t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2015 on ayy lmao +1
#37 - havenoballs (08/17/2015) [-]
I´m not saying the Portugal or other country is better or worst about the slaves or killing, I just telling a fact that I have read about the portuguese slavery in Africa and Brazil.
Money is the ruler of the world so that's why Portugal trade for slaves in Africa, to sell then at even more higher prices to Spain and France, the Brazil was just because Pedro Cabral promise to the king Manuel I, the population never supported Cabral in is travel into the ocean because (as natural) they think he will just kill himself in the end of the world.

But tho, every country have a backstory about killing and slavery or being victim of both.
#34 - Most of the time, not always though, the portuguese besides ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2015 on ayy lmao +1
User avatar #35 - havenoballs (08/17/2015) [-]
I can understand Japan (like china and India) tho, but the portuguese didn´t trade with African and Brazilian, they used black people was slaves and murderer almost every single native in brazil, the survivors become slaves too.

User avatar #36 - manueldomingues (08/17/2015) [-]
In brazil we didnt bother the indigenous, only later when we tried to make them work that a war broke out. Most died due to diseases. I do agree with you about africa though, we took many slaves. Although i have to note that we were there not to get more land, but to get more money. We usualy traded fancy cloths for gold with the tribes in africa. We also were one of the first countries to abolish slavery.
I do admit that we werent that pleasent to the aboriginals, but in the long run we made them better, and were not as bad as other countries were with their colonies.
#37 - havenoballs (08/17/2015) [-]
I´m not saying the Portugal or other country is better or worst about the slaves or killing, I just telling a fact that I have read about the portuguese slavery in Africa and Brazil.
Money is the ruler of the world so that's why Portugal trade for slaves in Africa, to sell then at even more higher prices to Spain and France, the Brazil was just because Pedro Cabral promise to the king Manuel I, the population never supported Cabral in is travel into the ocean because (as natural) they think he will just kill himself in the end of the world.

But tho, every country have a backstory about killing and slavery or being victim of both.
#8 - psst, portuguese  [+] (5 new replies) 08/17/2015 on ayy lmao 0
#27 - havenoballs (08/17/2015) [-]
Explain yourself now.
User avatar #34 - manueldomingues (08/17/2015) [-]
Most of the time, not always though, the portuguese besides having superior firepower chose to trade with the locals instead of taking it over. Check japan, brazil and africa for some examples
User avatar #35 - havenoballs (08/17/2015) [-]
I can understand Japan (like china and India) tho, but the portuguese didn´t trade with African and Brazilian, they used black people was slaves and murderer almost every single native in brazil, the survivors become slaves too.

User avatar #36 - manueldomingues (08/17/2015) [-]
In brazil we didnt bother the indigenous, only later when we tried to make them work that a war broke out. Most died due to diseases. I do agree with you about africa though, we took many slaves. Although i have to note that we were there not to get more land, but to get more money. We usualy traded fancy cloths for gold with the tribes in africa. We also were one of the first countries to abolish slavery.
I do admit that we werent that pleasent to the aboriginals, but in the long run we made them better, and were not as bad as other countries were with their colonies.
#37 - havenoballs (08/17/2015) [-]
I´m not saying the Portugal or other country is better or worst about the slaves or killing, I just telling a fact that I have read about the portuguese slavery in Africa and Brazil.
Money is the ruler of the world so that's why Portugal trade for slaves in Africa, to sell then at even more higher prices to Spain and France, the Brazil was just because Pedro Cabral promise to the king Manuel I, the population never supported Cabral in is travel into the ocean because (as natural) they think he will just kill himself in the end of the world.

But tho, every country have a backstory about killing and slavery or being victim of both.
#52 - as a surfer, i wanna surf it. would die though, but it would b… 08/17/2015 on Oceans are Scary +2
#8 - thats what he answered actualy 08/15/2015 on Cocu +8
#29 - ***** stop, its making me hungry af 08/15/2015 on Greek Restaurant 7 +1

user's channels

Join Subscribe darksoulstime
Join Subscribe minecraft
Join Subscribe tf2

items

Total unique items point value: 210 / Total items point value: 2740

Comments(20):

 
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #25 - manueldomingues (01/27/2015) [-]
**manueldomingues used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**manueldomingues rolls 33**
User avatar #9 - magere (11/14/2012) [-]
What would you want for the cutlet?
User avatar #10 to #9 - manueldomingues (11/14/2012) [-]
what can you offer?
User avatar #3 - tehbestever (10/14/2012) [-]
What is it you want to talk about?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manueldomingues (10/14/2012) [-]
hello, im interested in your minecraft server, i promise i wont grief, i even have skype if you want to know me better or something. As a member of your server i promise to help in any way asked ( ^^ ).

what do you say? (pls)
User avatar #26 to #4 - garymuthafuknoak (02/01/2015) [-]
phanact straight out denied you in 2012 bro.

how does that make you feel?

User avatar #28 to #26 - manueldomingues (02/01/2015) [-]
gangsta
User avatar #5 to #4 - phanact (10/14/2012) [-]
Look man, sorry to disapoint you, but we can't let you on.

I'm the main moderator on the server and if I let you in, I'd have to let EVERYONE on, and we don't have the power to host that
User avatar #27 to #5 - manueldomingues (02/01/2015) [-]
dude, i loved when i was a mod and pissed tehbestever and you so much
god i miss that
User avatar #29 to #27 - garymuthafuknoak (02/01/2015) [-]
you were a mod?
User avatar #30 to #29 - manueldomingues (02/01/2015) [-]
yeah, one of the first common pleb mods, until everyone got demoted
i pretty much called all 30 mods on skype randomly and then chat for a bit, pissed phanny and tehbestever our "mentors" cause they were humongous fgts and i kinda hated them
User avatar #35 to #30 - tehbestever (02/01/2015) [-]
what the **** are you on about
User avatar #36 to #35 - manueldomingues (02/02/2015) [-]
nothing love, go back to being gay
User avatar #31 to #30 - garymuthafuknoak (02/01/2015) [-]
did you lose your moderator privilege just for that?
User avatar #32 to #31 - manueldomingues (02/01/2015) [-]
no, everyone lost their mod powers, everyone that was lvl 2 lower that is
giving a "fresh start" to mods addy said
we kinda sucked honestly we rarely falgged anything
User avatar #33 to #32 - garymuthafuknoak (02/01/2015) [-]
huh. I didnt know that. I was wanting to be a mod, but sadly I made a troll account.
User avatar #34 to #33 - manueldomingues (02/01/2015) [-]
that was 1+ year ago, try talking to someone
you can also make use of that account and make good comments like postingloudly or post some pokemon posts
User avatar #2 - solorayo (10/05/2011) [-]
your the boss! XD
#1 - anon (07/06/2011) [-]
hot profile pic you mother ******* sugar boobs
 
 Friends (0)