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#89 - That'd be the most frustrating thing, my god I'd be pissed. 17 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#40 - I'll tell you one thing, if I ever get stopped for jaywaliking…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#82 - penileburglar (04/24/2014) [-]
At which point I'm sure he will very politely taze you.

Mouthing off to police officers may seem like the right idea at the time, but a few tickets tickets and several hundred dollars later, swallowing your dignity and shutting up suddenly seems like it may have been the better choice.
#30 - You can't drive bare-footed in my home state, but much like th…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2014 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #80 - istartedthewar (04/24/2014) [-]
My cousin got a $75 fine for jaywalking, then the next day he got another $75 for using a kick scooter on a sidewalk.
User avatar #89 - manofbeardliness (17 hours ago) [-]
That'd be the most frustrating thing, my god I'd be pissed.
User avatar #36 - ieatsand (04/23/2014) [-]
I've never seen it actually enforced here either
User avatar #40 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
I'll tell you one thing, if I ever get stopped for jaywaliking the first thing I'm going to do is very politely ask him "don't you have something better to do?''.
#82 - penileburglar (04/24/2014) [-]
At which point I'm sure he will very politely taze you.

Mouthing off to police officers may seem like the right idea at the time, but a few tickets tickets and several hundred dollars later, swallowing your dignity and shutting up suddenly seems like it may have been the better choice.
#191 - Well the **** does work, you can use psychology t… 04/23/2014 on bitch got hustled 0
#27 - Chipotle is pretty much a Taco Bell with actual standards … 04/23/2014 on He wouldn't have made it to... 0
#182 - I use condition and reinforcement training with my dog  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on bitch got hustled 0
User avatar #189 - zombiestookmybike (04/23/2014) [-]
i am entirely joking by the way
User avatar #188 - zombiestookmybike (04/23/2014) [-]
i use it with my boyfriend
User avatar #191 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
Well the shit does work, you can use psychology to fuck with nearly anything that has a brain. Yea I don't think many people would've caught on to that.
#54 - I still have my psychology textbook from my Freshmen year and …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2014 on bitch got hustled +7
User avatar #80 - zombiestookmybike (04/22/2014) [-]
try conditioning to get them to do what you want, that shit's pretty successful
User avatar #182 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
I use condition and reinforcement training with my dog
User avatar #189 - zombiestookmybike (04/23/2014) [-]
i am entirely joking by the way
User avatar #188 - zombiestookmybike (04/23/2014) [-]
i use it with my boyfriend
User avatar #191 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
Well the shit does work, you can use psychology to fuck with nearly anything that has a brain. Yea I don't think many people would've caught on to that.
#58 - They made more than one Little Mermaid? I was unaware o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Something smells fishy 0
User avatar #77 - rollinggolem (04/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, with her daughter. You should watch it if you have nothing better to do than watch a disney princess movie.
#320 - Exactly, stoner's think just because there is no addictive by-…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on WEED -1
User avatar #365 - hashtronaut (04/21/2014) [-]
> says exactly
>doesn't realize i'm not agreeing with them

also, it's amusing how wrong your "facts" are. but, no point in arguing with you. good day.
#45 - Oh my god. It's so horrible not having access to a piece of c…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on Happy Easter America 0
User avatar #47 - trevcars (04/21/2014) [-]
It's gonna be okay. There are other chocolates!
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User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #31 to #30 - manofbeardliness (09/24/2013) [-]
I was unaware of this... Thank you for telling me
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
User avatar #7 to #6 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Ha sweet charlotte's a pretty nice place, I was living in Greenville and going to ECU but I transferred.
User avatar #8 to #7 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm applying to UNC. this summer
User avatar #9 to #8 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Nice UNC's a good school I have family in chapel hill. If you do go to UNC always remember... Duke sucks lol
User avatar #10 to #9 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha will do, where did you transfer to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
To the College of the Albermarl in elizabeth city. It sounds bad going from a University to an community college but for my plans it makes more sense.
User avatar #12 to #11 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
What might these plans be?
User avatar #13 to #12 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to minor in music, and then I'm going to a non accredited comercial(scuba) diving school. What about you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm hoping to get into Western and become a teacher but whatever school I go to, I want to major in education and minor in theater. Unless I get accepted into HPU, I would then major in marine biology.
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