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Gender: male
Age: 26
Consoles Owned: PC, 360, PS3, N64, SNES, NES, SEGA, DS, SP, Gameboy Colour, Gameboy, Gamecube, Dreamcast, Commadore 64
Video Games Played: Guild Wars 2, Guild Wars, The Old Republic, Minecraft, Sleeping Dogs, GTA
Interests: women, girls, chicks and babes, don't forget babes.
Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
Last Login:4/21/2014
Location:Youkay
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#15 - You'd probably like this anime then. It's not actually a harem… 1 minute ago on Women 0
#32 - Well make sure it's an unlocked console then. Back in the day …  [+] (1 new reply) 47 minutes ago on Always get me right in the... +1
User avatar #33 - tvfreakuk (46 minutes ago) [-]
Shit... I was so caught up in wanting to play the games I forgot about the important stuff like that lol
#30 - Nintendo and Sega in one system?! Heresy! It'd probab…  [+] (3 new replies) 52 minutes ago on Always get me right in the... +1
User avatar #31 - tvfreakuk (50 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, I just worked it out;
all of that stuff, plus the P&P of the site comes to around £70, which is pretty decent tbh; I just need to buy the games for it.

The only retro games I have in my possession right now are, Sonic Adventures for GBA, Pokemon Blue, and Shaq-Fu for Genesis
User avatar #32 - mankey (47 minutes ago) [-]
Well make sure it's an unlocked console then. Back in the day the NES, SNES and Sega systems were all region locked. So a US console won't play EU games and vice/versa. It's the origins of the whole PAL/NTSC thing.
User avatar #33 - tvfreakuk (46 minutes ago) [-]
Shit... I was so caught up in wanting to play the games I forgot about the important stuff like that lol
#12 - Depends on your tastes. It's a very calming kind of anime real…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Women 0
User avatar #13 - klina (4 minutes ago) [-]
That sounds pretty nice tbh. I'm actually not a big fan of harem comedy with no real emotion to it.
User avatar #15 - mankey (1 minute ago) [-]
You'd probably like this anime then. It's not actually a harem, it's one guy spending an entire anime telling a girl he thinks is too good for him that he loves her.

The other two girls are her sisters. Older sister wants him to man up and tell her, the younger sister wants her all to herself and hates him. But they're all goddesses stuck on Earth for one reason or another.
#10 - Ah! My Goddess or Oh! My Goddess  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Women 0
User avatar #11 - klina (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks man, what would you rate it? Must watch? Never watch? Cuz I've got a huge list and I need to prioritise.
User avatar #12 - mankey (1 hour ago) [-]
Depends on your tastes. It's a very calming kind of anime really, lots of stuff about feels and love. Got a few good funny moments, but it's not the bouncy, fast paced off the wall kind of anime. Like a more grown up Love Hina.
User avatar #13 - klina (4 minutes ago) [-]
That sounds pretty nice tbh. I'm actually not a big fan of harem comedy with no real emotion to it.
User avatar #15 - mankey (1 minute ago) [-]
You'd probably like this anime then. It's not actually a harem, it's one guy spending an entire anime telling a girl he thinks is too good for him that he loves her.

The other two girls are her sisters. Older sister wants him to man up and tell her, the younger sister wants her all to herself and hates him. But they're all goddesses stuck on Earth for one reason or another.
#19 - Oh yeah, source.......then again who *doesn't* know about oglaf?! lol 2 hours ago on I can do this job 0
#3 - His room. 2 hours ago on Painting Goblin +1
#2 - I want a Goddess like you to stay with me forever  [+] (7 new replies) 2 hours ago on Women +7
User avatar #14 - alphabetagama (1 minute ago) [-]
tfw manga is over.
User avatar #9 - klina (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh maaan, what was that anime called?
#10 - mankey (1 hour ago) [-]
Ah! My Goddess or Oh! My Goddess
User avatar #11 - klina (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks man, what would you rate it? Must watch? Never watch? Cuz I've got a huge list and I need to prioritise.
User avatar #12 - mankey (1 hour ago) [-]
Depends on your tastes. It's a very calming kind of anime really, lots of stuff about feels and love. Got a few good funny moments, but it's not the bouncy, fast paced off the wall kind of anime. Like a more grown up Love Hina.
User avatar #13 - klina (4 minutes ago) [-]
That sounds pretty nice tbh. I'm actually not a big fan of harem comedy with no real emotion to it.
User avatar #15 - mankey (1 minute ago) [-]
You'd probably like this anime then. It's not actually a harem, it's one guy spending an entire anime telling a girl he thinks is too good for him that he loves her.

The other two girls are her sisters. Older sister wants him to man up and tell her, the younger sister wants her all to herself and hates him. But they're all goddesses stuck on Earth for one reason or another.
#25 - **** , I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know w…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on CIA Requirements: A trigger... +8
#28 - kaboomz (1 hour ago) [-]
that reference
#23 - Nice, I have *takes a deep breath* NES, SNES, Gamecube, Gamebo… 2 hours ago on Always get me right in the... 0

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#56 - mankey ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
stickied by mankey
My epic Paint Skillz. If anyone can draw I'll accept all contributions.
User avatar #129 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
You are now technically #2 with theannoyingfjguy and include gone.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mankey ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Jeez I guess they took my advice and went to elope.
User avatar #131 to #130 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, include is coming back soon.
User avatar #132 to #131 - mankey ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Short honeymoon.
User avatar #133 to #132 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Lel, I know him IRL
User avatar #134 to #133 - mankey ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Good, kick him in the balls, tell him to stop being such a woman and get back online! :p
User avatar #114 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Keep commenting you're doing awesome, you could get #1
User avatar #116 to #114 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
#117 to #116 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
you only need 100,000 more thumbs
User avatar #118 to #117 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
oooooor I could just thumb you down 100,001 times. >: D
User avatar #119 to #118 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
If you have the time to do that I applaud you and you deserve #1
User avatar #120 to #119 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
lol if I had the desire to be #1 that badly, I wouldn't be satisfied once I got there.
User avatar #121 to #120 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
I know I wasn't
User avatar #122 to #121 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
That's because Include isn't around for you to gloat. The yin to your yang. You need a rival to prove you're better than, otherwise being number 1 doesn't mean anything.

Like I said though, I'm not purposefully going for #1, I'm just having fun and this is the closest I come to socialising.
User avatar #123 to #122 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, that's now what it is. It's because I'm not level 400 yet. I want to max everything out, then I'll be satisfied. include is isolated from that.
User avatar #124 to #123 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but what you going to do after you get to 400? Start on content?
User avatar #125 to #124 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, start on real life again.
User avatar #126 to #125 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Bah! Real life sucks, it's totally over rated.
User avatar #127 to #126 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Real life is fun! To be honest I can't wait to get level 400 so I can focus on something else instead of FJ. (ie ripped and gf and dux of school).FJ is great but I can't do this forever!
#128 to #127 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
You'll be back.
#115 to #113 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Greetings fellow user.
Greetings fellow user.
User avatar #106 to #104 - grimandevil (04/09/2014) [-]
Who's the pink one?Mew?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mankey ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah that's Mew.
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User avatar #109 to #108 - mankey ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Not specifically. Just having fun. If it happens, it happens.
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User avatar #111 to #110 - mankey ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
#105 to #104 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
there i am, gary
#103 to #102 - mankey ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Just speaking the truth.
#97 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I also made you this.
I also made you this.
#98 to #97 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
That may be useful

But you should have asked for a still, then you wouldn't have had to play with the gif lol.
#99 to #98 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I can't brain today I has the dumb
User avatar #100 to #99 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
That makes us even then. I always has the dumb. XD
User avatar #76 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/02/2014) [-]
Hello sir
#77 to #76 - mankey ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Hi *waves*
User avatar #78 to #77 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/02/2014) [-]
How are you today?
User avatar #79 to #78 - mankey ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
I am well thank you, and how are you?
User avatar #80 to #79 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/02/2014) [-]
I am good.
User avatar #81 to #80 - mankey ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
That is good. ^.^

You are one of the few pokemans active on FJ. Most of the others are dead accounts. And you're one of the original 151 like me.

User avatar #82 to #81 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/02/2014) [-]
Yus. I have always liked eevee. Most any quiz I take says that I would be one.
User avatar #83 to #82 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Ah, so you have boundless potential. Nice. ^.^
User avatar #84 to #83 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I see you like Mankey. I see it interesting that you chose to give mankey no arms. Its a nice touch.
#85 to #84 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Yes.....choice.....it's not that I can't draw hands and feet unless they're balls on the end of sticks....
Yes.....choice.....it's not that I can't draw hands and feet unless they're balls on the end of sticks....
User avatar #86 to #85 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
As it is with art. A limitation can be seen as an asset!
#87 to #86 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Well I like to think it makes my art easily noticable.

I now have a whole selection of emoticons for what I am feeling. 19 in total, but they'll only grow as I think of more or have need for one I didn't make.
User avatar #88 to #87 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I would draw something with eevee in it but my tablet is in another room and I REALLY don't feel like getting up right now.
#89 to #88 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Maybe I can persuade you with my rugged Mankey good looks?
User avatar #90 to #89 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
Well. When you put it that way...
User avatar #91 to #90 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Woo!
User avatar #92 to #91 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
Bro. Gotta bigger version of your icon?
#93 to #92 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
You mean my 'Passport Pic'?
#94 to #93 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
here. I made you this.
#95 to #94 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Awwwwwww! It's beauuuuuuutiful! Thank you! *hugs*
User avatar #96 to #95 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
Thanks. It didn't take long either.
#70 - grimandevil (04/01/2014) [-]
Drew this on my phone
#72 to #71 - grimandevil (04/01/2014) [-]
Inb4 no pro artist bro sorry jpg,phone drawings,only jpg. notice me
#73 to #72 - mankey ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Wow! I love em man thanks!
#74 to #73 - grimandevil (04/02/2014) [-]
I fukken love drawing mankey ok i'll stop now
User avatar #75 to #74 - mankey ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
lol nice ^.^
#63 - itsthetie ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
maaaayyybe
#64 to #63 - mankey ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Is that me?
#65 to #64 - itsthetie ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
either that or this one
#66 to #65 - mankey ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Awwwwwww! I shall call him.....mini-me
User avatar #67 to #66 - itsthetie ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
haha, you got it. It'll be in my next thing. I wanna do a collab with Andranadu to make one hell of a userball comic for the community
#68 to #67 - mankey ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Awesome. Good luck.
#69 to #68 - itsthetie ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
thanks, buddy
#57 - grimandevil (03/31/2014) [-]
Whoa,funnyjunk is like a pokedex.We have mankey,primeape,hitmontop,hitmonchan,hitmonlee,wooper(i wanted this,stupid ho),sandshrew.Nice.
User avatar #58 to #57 - mankey ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah but they're all abandoned accounts. Give it a few months then ask Admin if he'll transfer the Wooper account. If it's been inactive for a year he might do it. I don't know the rules about abandoned accounts though, surely they're just taking up server space.
User avatar #59 to #58 - grimandevil (03/31/2014) [-]
You can do that?Sweet,if that pikachu guy is gonna sell his account he's gonna make some money,but ofcourse neverused.Why the **** those accounts exist
User avatar #60 to #59 - mankey ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
I don't know if you can, worth asking though right? Maybe Admin can delete them so people can use the names again, if we get into people selling accounts someone will just make accounts for all the pokemon then start trying to sell them.
User avatar #61 to #60 - grimandevil (03/31/2014) [-]
Well,admin can sell them and use the money for bills.Anyway,they are unused.
User avatar #62 to #61 - mankey ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Maybe if they're over a certain amount of time unused. I don't want the site to become something where Admin is selling all the best account names because he went and made a bunch purely to sell. It's a slippery slope.
#54 - kotetsulovesfj (03/30/2014) [-]
Well, thanks. Don't really have anything else though, far as I can think of, so here is a random gif that I never get to use
Well, thanks. Don't really have anything else though, far as I can think of, so here is a random gif that I never get to use
#55 to #54 - mankey ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
That's cool, chat whenever buddy. ^.^
That's cool, chat whenever buddy. ^.^
#47 to #46 - mankey ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Greetings.
#48 to #47 - grimandevil (03/30/2014) [-]
How are you
How are you
#49 to #48 - mankey ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm good thanks, you?
#50 to #49 - grimandevil (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm fine but hungry.Kitchen is so far
I'm fine but hungry.Kitchen is so far
#52 to #51 - grimandevil (03/30/2014) [-]
So you leik anime,what anime?
So you leik anime,what anime?
#53 to #52 - mankey ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Mostly comedy are my favourites but I like the mainstream Shonen series like Bleach, Naruto, Dragonball Z, One Piece etc too.
#44 - itsthetie ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
but I need my underwear
but I need my underwear
#45 to #44 - mankey ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Too bad. I saw an opportunity and I took it.
Too bad. I saw an opportunity and I took it.
User avatar #39 - theannoyingFJguy (03/15/2014) [-]
You going for #1 m8?
User avatar #40 to #39 - mankey ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Not really, I'm just doing what I do and people seem to like it. lol
User avatar #41 to #40 - theannoyingFJguy (03/15/2014) [-]
Oh, well, keep it up, you're doing a good job.
User avatar #42 to #41 - mankey ONLINE (03/15/2014) [-]
Thanks, you too.
User avatar #37 - mrmojito (01/20/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #38 to #37 - mankey ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
No worries. Will accept payment in sexual favours. lol
#33 - staniel (12/10/2013) [-]
I like your name.
That was going to be my name.
But you took it before I had the chance.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mankey ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
So.....how did you go from Mankey to Staniel? They don't seem even remotely similar.
#35 to #34 - staniel (12/11/2013) [-]
I went from "Staniel, the Mankey Disguised As An Albino Penguin" to "Staniel, the Albino Penguin" as a nickname on the internet...
There's more to those names, but that's the jist of it.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mankey ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
Hmmm.....makes sense.
User avatar #25 - dildoes (07/20/2013) [-]
yo dawg
formin' a cult club
"The People Who Get Inadvertently Mentioned"
we have a plan to gain fame slowly yet surely.
WE'D BE RECOGNIZED THROUGHOUT THE LAND
User avatar #26 to #25 - mankey ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
lol it's actually fairly rare I get inadvertently mentioned. I just get summoned to a pokemon thread now and then.
User avatar #27 to #26 - dildoes (07/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, but every person counts.
Also, being mentioned often doesn't matter, you could also recruit people, or come up with our phrase.
User avatar #28 to #27 - mankey ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
hmmm ...... how about "What? What? Up the butt?" XD
User avatar #19 - mareep (02/02/2013) [-]
Pokemon Bro!
User avatar #20 to #19 - mankey ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
hi. :)
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