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Gender: male
Age: 26
Consoles Owned: PC, 360, PS3, N64, SNES, NES, SEGA, DS, SP, Gameboy Colour, Gameboy, Gamecube, Dreamcast, Commadore 64
Video Games Played: Guild Wars 2, Guild Wars, The Old Republic, Minecraft, Sleeping Dogs, GTA
Interests: women, girls, chicks and babes, don't forget babes.
Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Youkay
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#18 - I steal riceballs and don't say sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Pokeshaming Part 2 +15
User avatar #41 - eezo (5 hours ago) [-]
Dude that's a jelly donut
#17 - That's translated into Chav 15 hours ago on Food +1
#10 - Damn right! I demand greater representation of female builders… 16 hours ago on Effect of Feminism +4
#14 - Translated into English.  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on Food +21
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Bitch please
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That's translated into Chav
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keks were had
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#56 - mankey (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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My epic Paint Skillz. If anyone can draw I'll accept all contributions.
User avatar #161 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Hey,how are you?
User avatar #162 to #161 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Fine thanks, and you?
User avatar #163 to #162 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Pretty good
User avatar #164 to #163 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Well, now I'm not as good. Someone just insulted me because I didn't instantly know as much as them. What a jerk.
User avatar #165 to #164 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Faggots.Im sure he has a board with ''arguments,win''
User avatar #166 to #165 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Well he runs the minecraft server I play on, so there's no one I can complain to about him. I was trying to be helpful, trying to figure out why I couldn't get on to the website for the server. Someone said it might be the network and he said it's probably latency issues. I went and tried another site using the same network, came back and said I could get on there so it's not a network issue. Then he said "that's got nothing to do with latency and if you don't understand I can't be bothered to explain it."

So because I can't figure out how latency is stopping me from accessing the site, I'm some sort of idiot. -.-
User avatar #167 to #166 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
I hate that too.''Yeah i can help,but i wont''
User avatar #168 to #167 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
It's more "You don't know something I think is simple. I shall insult you because I know more about a certain subject. Ha Ha Ha noob." Conceited prick.
User avatar #169 to #168 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
And when you are better than him ''lol i let you win hahaha do you think you can win?Rematch?Sorry gotta go'' i hate online games
User avatar #170 to #169 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm just going to have to be the bigger man and not stoop to insulting him and just straight up ignore him instead.....and hope he gets stabbed by a hobo in his sleep. Then when he says "Why did you stab me?!" The hobo turns to him and says "Well if you can't understand it, I'm not going to bother explaining it it you." Then walks away. Karma.
User avatar #171 to #170 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
That was funny.
User avatar #172 to #171 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Thanks, I tend to hide pain and anger behind humour and/or sarcasm. Works out for me.
User avatar #157 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
gimme da booty, i want da booty
User avatar #158 to #157 - mankey (05/12/2014) [-]
buy me dinner first.
User avatar #159 to #158 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
*buys dinner*
#155 - skelther (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey I'm skelther and I just want to wish you good luck in getting the #1 ranking on commenting.
User avatar #156 to #155 - mankey (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you Skelther.
#153 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
gg number three
User avatar #154 to #153 - mankey (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you anonymous stranger.
User avatar #150 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
Congrats on #3.
User avatar #151 to #150 - mankey (05/05/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #152 to #151 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #145 - matrixone (04/28/2014) [-]
the fuck was that move aint never heard of that you shittin me nigga was this some xy shit
User avatar #142 - theannoyingFJguy (04/27/2014) [-]
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
User avatar #141 - theannoyingFJguy (04/27/2014) [-]
SO CLOOOOOSEE
User avatar #138 - theannoyingFJguy (04/26/2014) [-]
So close to returning. Good job.
User avatar #136 - geometric (04/23/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #135 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
rip in peace
User avatar #129 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
You are now technically #2 with theannoyingfjguy and include gone.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mankey (04/19/2014) [-]
Jeez I guess they took my advice and went to elope.
User avatar #131 to #130 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, include is coming back soon.
User avatar #132 to #131 - mankey (04/19/2014) [-]
Short honeymoon.
User avatar #133 to #132 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Lel, I know him IRL
User avatar #139 to #133 - shadowrated (04/27/2014) [-]
include is a confirmed male
User avatar #140 to #139 - geometric (04/27/2014) [-]
Of course, he's my best friend.
User avatar #134 to #133 - mankey (04/19/2014) [-]
Good, kick him in the balls, tell him to stop being such a woman and get back online! :p
User avatar #114 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Keep commenting you're doing awesome, you could get #1
User avatar #116 to #114 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
#117 to #116 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
you only need 100,000 more thumbs
User avatar #118 to #117 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
oooooor I could just thumb you down 100,001 times. >: D
User avatar #119 to #118 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
If you have the time to do that I applaud you and you deserve #1
User avatar #120 to #119 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
lol if I had the desire to be #1 that badly, I wouldn't be satisfied once I got there.
User avatar #121 to #120 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
I know I wasn't
User avatar #122 to #121 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
That's because Include isn't around for you to gloat. The yin to your yang. You need a rival to prove you're better than, otherwise being number 1 doesn't mean anything.

Like I said though, I'm not purposefully going for #1, I'm just having fun and this is the closest I come to socialising.
User avatar #123 to #122 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, that's now what it is. It's because I'm not level 400 yet. I want to max everything out, then I'll be satisfied. include is isolated from that.
User avatar #124 to #123 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but what you going to do after you get to 400? Start on content?
User avatar #125 to #124 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, start on real life again.
User avatar #126 to #125 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Bah! Real life sucks, it's totally over rated.
User avatar #127 to #126 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Real life is fun! To be honest I can't wait to get level 400 so I can focus on something else instead of FJ. (ie ripped and gf and dux of school).FJ is great but I can't do this forever!
#128 to #127 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
You'll be back.
#115 to #113 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Greetings fellow user.
Greetings fellow user.
User avatar #106 to #104 - grimandevil (04/09/2014) [-]
Who's the pink one?Mew?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mankey (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah that's Mew.
#108 to #107 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #109 to #108 - mankey (04/09/2014) [-]
Not specifically. Just having fun. If it happens, it happens.
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#105 to #104 - mudkipfucker (04/09/2014) [-]
there i am, gary
#102 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
MFW
#103 to #102 - mankey (04/08/2014) [-]
Just speaking the truth.
#97 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I also made you this.
I also made you this.
#98 to #97 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
That may be useful

But you should have asked for a still, then you wouldn't have had to play with the gif lol.
#99 to #98 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I can't brain today I has the dumb
User avatar #100 to #99 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
That makes us even then. I always has the dumb. XD
User avatar #76 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Hello sir
#77 to #76 - mankey (04/02/2014) [-]
Hi *waves*
User avatar #78 to #77 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
How are you today?
User avatar #79 to #78 - mankey (04/02/2014) [-]
I am well thank you, and how are you?
User avatar #80 to #79 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
I am good.
User avatar #81 to #80 - mankey (04/02/2014) [-]
That is good. ^.^

You are one of the few pokemans active on FJ. Most of the others are dead accounts. And you're one of the original 151 like me.

User avatar #82 to #81 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Yus. I have always liked eevee. Most any quiz I take says that I would be one.
User avatar #83 to #82 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
Ah, so you have boundless potential. Nice. ^.^
User avatar #84 to #83 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I see you like Mankey. I see it interesting that you chose to give mankey no arms. Its a nice touch.
#85 to #84 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
Yes.....choice.....it's not that I can't draw hands and feet unless they're balls on the end of sticks....
Yes.....choice.....it's not that I can't draw hands and feet unless they're balls on the end of sticks....
User avatar #86 to #85 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
As it is with art. A limitation can be seen as an asset!
#87 to #86 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
Well I like to think it makes my art easily noticable.

I now have a whole selection of emoticons for what I am feeling. 19 in total, but they'll only grow as I think of more or have need for one I didn't make.
User avatar #88 to #87 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
I would draw something with eevee in it but my tablet is in another room and I REALLY don't feel like getting up right now.
#89 to #88 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
Maybe I can persuade you with my rugged Mankey good looks?
User avatar #90 to #89 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Well. When you put it that way...
User avatar #91 to #90 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
Woo!
User avatar #92 to #91 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Bro. Gotta bigger version of your icon?
#93 to #92 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
You mean my 'Passport Pic'?
#94 to #93 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
here. I made you this.
#95 to #94 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
Awwwwwww! It's beauuuuuuutiful! Thank you! *hugs*
User avatar #96 to #95 - eeveeisbestpoke ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
Thanks. It didn't take long either.
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