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If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender, what would you do? (other than masturbate, obviously)comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 27
Consoles Owned: PC, 360, PS3, N64, SNES, NES, SEGA, DS, SP, Gameboy Colour, Gameboy, Gamecube, Dreamcast, Commadore 64
Video Games Played: Guild Wars 2, Guild Wars, The Old Republic, Minecraft, Sleeping Dogs, GTA
Interests: women, girls, chicks and babes, don't forget babes.
Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:Youkay
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Favorite Tags: comic (10) | mankey (9) | OC (9) | alt art (4) | funny (3) | game (2)
Accepts all friend requests, cos I'm a nice bloke. ^.^

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    A Good Time A Good Time
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    Warning: Morbid Warning: Morbid
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    The munchies are real The munchies are real
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    We are not equal We are not equal
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    Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Everyone Else Has Had More Sex...
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    CCTV of FJ Servers CCTV of FJ Servers
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    Fast and Furious Fast and Furious

latest user's comments

#43 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Mascot stories +9
User avatar #44 - certifiedidiot (06/01/2015) [-]
Didn't know there was a family guy movie
#26 - Well think about it, she was led to talking to a guy because h… 06/01/2015 on Parents pay attention +13
#11 - Turn up dressed like this and just stand there staring at him.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Peter Griffin +476
#107 - anonymous (06/01/2015) [-]
I'm scared of chickens after reading Fourteen. Please no.
User avatar #118 - ivanfreak (06/01/2015) [-]
How do you read fourteen chickens?
#43 - anonymous (05/31/2015) [-]
#34 - paraplegicdinosaur has deleted their comment.
#39 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 05/30/2015 on tfw no bf +5
#62 - anotheroneonearth (05/30/2015) [-]
#139 - lolgonewrong (05/30/2015) [-]
The dream
#68 - deronemanwonder (05/30/2015) [-]
Anyone ask for some feels? Cause I got some feels for you right here
I could feel the point where my heart snapped in half
mankey
User avatar #110 - questionableferret (05/30/2015) [-]
What is this series?

Because that guy looks like an astonishing cunt and I don't wanna start watching it by accident.
#193 - deronemanwonder (05/30/2015) [-]
I really recommend it, by far my favorite anime I've seen because it makes fun of and deconstructs the usually stupid tropes of harem animes while pulling off being an entertaining harem anime itself.
#192 - deronemanwonder (05/30/2015) [-]
The show is The World God Only Knows. This guy basically is the sim dating gaming god and hates real life girls because they are 'flawed'. The first two season are centered around him accidentally making a deal with the devil that he has to make real girls fall in love with him in order to free spirits trapped inside them or else he dies. After the spirit is released by his love expelling them, they forget everything.
This is season 3 though. 6 girls have remembered and have a goddesses that have to save the world trapped inside them and he has to figure out which ones and there are 7 possible girls it could be.
spoilers if you want to watch later: The last girl that remembered was either this girl or her best friend. He thought this girl was the one, but after a really perfect date, he realizes that she isn't, so he has to pretend it was all fake in order to go after her best friend later. Otherwise apocalypse basically happens. But he ends up falling in love with this girl and shenanigans happen
User avatar #127 - aquaekk (05/30/2015) [-]
He does it because he knows he can't get attached to one girl during his duty.
#118 - schmugga (05/30/2015) [-]
The World God only Knows. He has to get Girls to love him that some sort of Spirit/Ghosts leave them. The Girls forget everything after a kiss.
#191 - deronemanwonder (05/30/2015) [-]
This is season 3 though. 6 girls have remembered and have a goddesses that have to save the world trapped inside them and he has to figure out which ones and there are 7 possible girls it could be.
spoilers if you want to watch later: The last girl that remembered was either this girl or her best friend. He thought this girl was the one, but after a really perfect date, he realizes that she isn't, so he has to pretend it was all fake in order to go after her best friend later. Otherwise apocalypse basically happens. But he ends up falling in love with this girl and shenanigans happen
#54 - Picture 05/26/2015 on Things Marines Never Say 0
#37 - Nice, mine was going to be a minecraft 1:1 recreation of the J…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Beautiful Minecraft Comp +1
User avatar #44 - cptcanada (05/25/2015) [-]
noice..if you know any servers that are just free build pls tell me i miss doing this kind of stuff
User avatar #50 - legnak (05/25/2015) [-]
Freebuild as in Survival or Creative?
User avatar #59 - cptcanada (05/26/2015) [-]
creative with no plots or limitation on lan
#23 - No, I made that one.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Beautiful Minecraft Comp +1
User avatar #34 - cptcanada (05/25/2015) [-]
noooiccceee...my greates build was the wall from got...then my friend covered it in laver
#37 - mankey (05/25/2015) [-]
Nice, mine was going to be a minecraft 1:1 recreation of the Johto Map from Pokemon Gold and Silver. But the server that has it, my airship, castle, village and Hippodrome, is down and I don't know when it's coming back. So I'll just post a pic of New Bark Town that I built.
User avatar #44 - cptcanada (05/25/2015) [-]
noice..if you know any servers that are just free build pls tell me i miss doing this kind of stuff
User avatar #50 - legnak (05/25/2015) [-]
Freebuild as in Survival or Creative?
User avatar #59 - cptcanada (05/26/2015) [-]
creative with no plots or limitation on lan
#58 - Wouldn't he also see a dragon throw up the groom and turn an o… 05/25/2015 on Shrek 2 +7
#18 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Beautiful Minecraft Comp +13
#21 - metacobalion (05/25/2015) [-]
Is that one of the Baron Red Wings?
User avatar #23 - mankey (05/25/2015) [-]
No, I made that one.
User avatar #34 - cptcanada (05/25/2015) [-]
noooiccceee...my greates build was the wall from got...then my friend covered it in laver
#37 - mankey (05/25/2015) [-]
Nice, mine was going to be a minecraft 1:1 recreation of the Johto Map from Pokemon Gold and Silver. But the server that has it, my airship, castle, village and Hippodrome, is down and I don't know when it's coming back. So I'll just post a pic of New Bark Town that I built.
User avatar #44 - cptcanada (05/25/2015) [-]
noice..if you know any servers that are just free build pls tell me i miss doing this kind of stuff
User avatar #50 - legnak (05/25/2015) [-]
Freebuild as in Survival or Creative?
User avatar #59 - cptcanada (05/26/2015) [-]
creative with no plots or limitation on lan
#101 - I recognise that you have an opinion, but given that it's a st… 05/23/2015 on I love the sound of SJW... +19

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#56 - mankey (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by mankey
My epic Paint Skillz. If anyone can draw I'll accept all contributions.
User avatar #173 - sciencexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
**** SON
SHE LIKES DARK SOULS
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED, I JUST KNOW IT
User avatar #174 to #173 - mankey (08/20/2014) [-]
lol awesome, good luck man, get in there. XD
User avatar #175 to #174 - sciencexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
She doesn't know it yet bro, but it's gonna happen. She likes Dark Souls, so she's obligated to do so.
User avatar #176 to #175 - mankey (08/20/2014) [-]
lol that's the spirit. XD
User avatar #161 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Hey,how are you?
User avatar #162 to #161 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Fine thanks, and you?
User avatar #163 to #162 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Pretty good
User avatar #164 to #163 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Well, now I'm not as good. Someone just insulted me because I didn't instantly know as much as them. What a jerk.
User avatar #165 to #164 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link sure he has a board with ''arguments,win''
User avatar #166 to #165 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Well he runs the minecraft server I play on, so there's no one I can complain to about him. I was trying to be helpful, trying to figure out why I couldn't get on to the website for the server. Someone said it might be the network and he said it's probably latency issues. I went and tried another site using the same network, came back and said I could get on there so it's not a network issue. Then he said "that's got nothing to do with latency and if you don't understand I can't be bothered to explain it."

So because I can't figure out how latency is stopping me from accessing the site, I'm some sort of idiot. -.-
User avatar #167 to #166 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
I hate that too.''Yeah i can help,but i wont''
User avatar #168 to #167 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
It's more "You don't know something I think is simple. I shall insult you because I know more about a certain subject. Ha Ha Ha noob." Conceited prick.
User avatar #169 to #168 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
And when you are better than him ''lol i let you win hahaha do you think you can win?Rematch?Sorry gotta go'' i hate online games
User avatar #170 to #169 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm just going to have to be the bigger man and not stoop to insulting him and just straight up ignore him instead.....and hope he gets stabbed by a hobo in his sleep. Then when he says "Why did you stab me?!" The hobo turns to him and says "Well if you can't understand it, I'm not going to bother explaining it it you." Then walks away. Karma.
User avatar #171 to #170 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
That was funny.
User avatar #172 to #171 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Thanks, I tend to hide pain and anger behind humour and/or sarcasm. Works out for me.
User avatar #157 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
gimme da booty, i want da booty
User avatar #158 to #157 - mankey (05/12/2014) [-]
buy me dinner first.
User avatar #159 to #158 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
*buys dinner*
#155 - skelther (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey I'm skelther and I just want to wish you good luck in getting the #1 ranking on commenting.
User avatar #156 to #155 - mankey (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you Skelther.
#153 - anonymous (05/06/2014) [-]
gg number three
User avatar #154 to #153 - mankey (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you anonymous stranger.
User avatar #150 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
Congrats on #3.
User avatar #151 to #150 - mankey (05/05/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #152 to #151 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #145 - matrixone (04/28/2014) [-]
the **** was that move aint never heard of that you ******* me ***** was this some xy ****
User avatar #142 - theannoyingFJguy (04/27/2014) [-]
WELCOME BACK ************
User avatar #141 - theannoyingFJguy (04/27/2014) [-]
SO CLOOOOOSEE
User avatar #138 - theannoyingFJguy (04/26/2014) [-]
So close to returning. Good job.
User avatar #136 - geometric (04/23/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #135 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
rip in peace
User avatar #129 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
You are now technically #2 with theannoyingfjguy and include gone.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mankey (04/19/2014) [-]
Jeez I guess they took my advice and went to elope.
User avatar #131 to #130 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, include is coming back soon.
User avatar #132 to #131 - mankey (04/19/2014) [-]
Short honeymoon.
User avatar #133 to #132 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Lel, I know him IRL
User avatar #139 to #133 - shadowrated (04/27/2014) [-]
include is a confirmed male
User avatar #140 to #139 - geometric (04/27/2014) [-]
Of course, he's my best friend.
User avatar #134 to #133 - mankey (04/19/2014) [-]
Good, kick him in the balls, tell him to stop being such a woman and get back online! :p
User avatar #114 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Keep commenting you're doing awesome, you could get #1
User avatar #116 to #114 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
#117 to #116 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
you only need 100,000 more thumbs
User avatar #118 to #117 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
oooooor I could just thumb you down 100,001 times. >: D
User avatar #119 to #118 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
If you have the time to do that I applaud you and you deserve #1
User avatar #120 to #119 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
lol if I had the desire to be #1 that badly, I wouldn't be satisfied once I got there.
User avatar #121 to #120 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
I know I wasn't
User avatar #122 to #121 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
That's because Include isn't around for you to gloat. The yin to your yang. You need a rival to prove you're better than, otherwise being number 1 doesn't mean anything.

Like I said though, I'm not purposefully going for #1, I'm just having fun and this is the closest I come to socialising.
User avatar #123 to #122 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, that's now what it is. It's because I'm not level 400 yet. I want to max everything out, then I'll be satisfied. include is isolated from that.
User avatar #124 to #123 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but what you going to do after you get to 400? Start on content?
User avatar #125 to #124 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, start on real life again.
User avatar #126 to #125 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Bah! Real life sucks, it's totally over rated.
User avatar #127 to #126 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Real life is fun! To be honest I can't wait to get level 400 so I can focus on something else instead of FJ. (ie ripped and gf and dux of You need to login to view this link is great but I can't do this forever!
#128 to #127 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
You'll be back.
#115 to #113 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Greetings fellow user.
Greetings fellow user.
User avatar #106 to #104 - grimandevil (04/09/2014) [-]
Who's the pink one?Mew?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mankey (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah that's Mew.
#108 to #107 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #109 to #108 - mankey (04/09/2014) [-]
Not specifically. Just having fun. If it happens, it happens.
#110 to #109 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
#105 to #104 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
there i am, gary
#103 to #102 - mankey (04/08/2014) [-]
Just speaking the truth.
#97 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I also made you this.
I also made you this.
#98 to #97 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
That may be useful

But you should have asked for a still, then you wouldn't have had to play with the gif lol.
#99 to #98 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I can't brain today I has the dumb
User avatar #100 to #99 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
That makes us even then. I always has the dumb. XD
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