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Date Signed Up:5/11/2012
Last Login:5/04/2015
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#483 - My God, I wish I could do some forging myself 19 hours ago on What's Fjs stance on... 0
#184 - Just google´d "alps" and picked a nice-looking pict… 04/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#151 - You wouldn't believe what a few modified synchrotrons are capp… 04/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#147 - Yer a dick And if I ever find you' I'll cram y…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #149 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well that's not nice I let you keep the award. also I'm pretty sure that it would be impossible for you to do that to me without at the very least damaging yourself.
#151 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
You wouldn't believe what a few modified synchrotrons are cappable oft
#142 - Okay, now it´s just getting absurd. How can something of the …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
User avatar #145 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well It is bright like the sun, as it's visible even during the day, but it's only the size of the moon. So sun like moon, or moon like sun. I suppose to be more specific sun the size of a moon, or a moon as bright as the sun. Also, awesome you can keep the trophy I get the prize money.
#147 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Yer a dick
And if I ever find you' I'll cram you into a macriscopic superposition of Edamer and Maasdamer
User avatar #149 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well that's not nice I let you keep the award. also I'm pretty sure that it would be impossible for you to do that to me without at the very least damaging yourself.
#151 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
You wouldn't believe what a few modified synchrotrons are cappable oft
#139 - Just to be clear, am I searching for a moon-like sun that´t n…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #140 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well from my experience it's a sun like moon that isn't the sun, but you're elsewhere so it might be a sun like moon that isn't the moon. Just look for a third celestial body that is bright like the sun, but is the same size as the moon.
#142 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Okay, now it´s just getting absurd. How can something of the apperance of a sun-light moon that isn´t the moon as bright as a sun-light moon that might be the sun?
Isn´t this interfering with quantum mechanics?

Or wait, maybe quantum mechanics are the problem!
The stellar object could be in superposition between sun-like moon that´s not the moon and sun-like moon that looks like the sun, and according to the quantum interpretation of QBismus, our own conviction causes the wave function to collapse and form two distinct objects! Sir, we have just won a Nobel prize!

Trust me, I´m an engineer.
User avatar #145 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well It is bright like the sun, as it's visible even during the day, but it's only the size of the moon. So sun like moon, or moon like sun. I suppose to be more specific sun the size of a moon, or a moon as bright as the sun. Also, awesome you can keep the trophy I get the prize money.
#147 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Yer a dick
And if I ever find you' I'll cram you into a macriscopic superposition of Edamer and Maasdamer
User avatar #149 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well that's not nice I let you keep the award. also I'm pretty sure that it would be impossible for you to do that to me without at the very least damaging yourself.
#151 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
You wouldn't believe what a few modified synchrotrons are cappable oft
#127 - Okay, now where do I look?  [+] (10 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#169 - pentedattilo (04/30/2015) [-]
That moment when someone post a pic of a place located nearby (a few miles) your home...

Pic not compleately unrelated...
#184 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Just google´d "alps" and picked a nice-looking picture. Lucky you!
I wish there was such a sweet-looking forest around here
User avatar #131 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh just scan the sky until you see a bright moon like sun that isn't the sun.
#139 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Just to be clear, am I searching for a moon-like sun that´t not the sun or a sun-like moon that´s not the moon?
User avatar #140 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well from my experience it's a sun like moon that isn't the sun, but you're elsewhere so it might be a sun like moon that isn't the moon. Just look for a third celestial body that is bright like the sun, but is the same size as the moon.
#142 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Okay, now it´s just getting absurd. How can something of the apperance of a sun-light moon that isn´t the moon as bright as a sun-light moon that might be the sun?
Isn´t this interfering with quantum mechanics?

Or wait, maybe quantum mechanics are the problem!
The stellar object could be in superposition between sun-like moon that´s not the moon and sun-like moon that looks like the sun, and according to the quantum interpretation of QBismus, our own conviction causes the wave function to collapse and form two distinct objects! Sir, we have just won a Nobel prize!

Trust me, I´m an engineer.
User avatar #145 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well It is bright like the sun, as it's visible even during the day, but it's only the size of the moon. So sun like moon, or moon like sun. I suppose to be more specific sun the size of a moon, or a moon as bright as the sun. Also, awesome you can keep the trophy I get the prize money.
#147 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Yer a dick
And if I ever find you' I'll cram you into a macriscopic superposition of Edamer and Maasdamer
User avatar #149 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well that's not nice I let you keep the award. also I'm pretty sure that it would be impossible for you to do that to me without at the very least damaging yourself.
#151 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
You wouldn't believe what a few modified synchrotrons are cappable oft
#121 - Sure, just let me grab my seven-league boots and I´ll go out …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
User avatar #122 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Okay let me know if that fixes your problem, if not I might have another suggestion. You should get there in like a couple minutes right?
#127 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Okay, now where do I look?
#169 - pentedattilo (04/30/2015) [-]
That moment when someone post a pic of a place located nearby (a few miles) your home...

Pic not compleately unrelated...
#184 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Just google´d "alps" and picked a nice-looking picture. Lucky you!
I wish there was such a sweet-looking forest around here
User avatar #131 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh just scan the sky until you see a bright moon like sun that isn't the sun.
#139 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Just to be clear, am I searching for a moon-like sun that´t not the sun or a sun-like moon that´s not the moon?
User avatar #140 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well from my experience it's a sun like moon that isn't the sun, but you're elsewhere so it might be a sun like moon that isn't the moon. Just look for a third celestial body that is bright like the sun, but is the same size as the moon.
#142 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Okay, now it´s just getting absurd. How can something of the apperance of a sun-light moon that isn´t the moon as bright as a sun-light moon that might be the sun?
Isn´t this interfering with quantum mechanics?

Or wait, maybe quantum mechanics are the problem!
The stellar object could be in superposition between sun-like moon that´s not the moon and sun-like moon that looks like the sun, and according to the quantum interpretation of QBismus, our own conviction causes the wave function to collapse and form two distinct objects! Sir, we have just won a Nobel prize!

Trust me, I´m an engineer.
User avatar #145 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well It is bright like the sun, as it's visible even during the day, but it's only the size of the moon. So sun like moon, or moon like sun. I suppose to be more specific sun the size of a moon, or a moon as bright as the sun. Also, awesome you can keep the trophy I get the prize money.
#147 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Yer a dick
And if I ever find you' I'll cram you into a macriscopic superposition of Edamer and Maasdamer
User avatar #149 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well that's not nice I let you keep the award. also I'm pretty sure that it would be impossible for you to do that to me without at the very least damaging yourself.
#151 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
You wouldn't believe what a few modified synchrotrons are cappable oft
#118 - Didn´t work Or I just checked the wrong part o…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #119 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
You probably just weren't looking in the right place, go to the exact opposite country to yours and try again.
#121 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Sure, just let me grab my seven-league boots and I´ll go out for a quick walk.
User avatar #122 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Okay let me know if that fixes your problem, if not I might have another suggestion. You should get there in like a couple minutes right?
#127 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Okay, now where do I look?
#169 - pentedattilo (04/30/2015) [-]
That moment when someone post a pic of a place located nearby (a few miles) your home...

Pic not compleately unrelated...
#184 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Just google´d "alps" and picked a nice-looking picture. Lucky you!
I wish there was such a sweet-looking forest around here
User avatar #131 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Oh just scan the sky until you see a bright moon like sun that isn't the sun.
#139 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Just to be clear, am I searching for a moon-like sun that´t not the sun or a sun-like moon that´s not the moon?
User avatar #140 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well from my experience it's a sun like moon that isn't the sun, but you're elsewhere so it might be a sun like moon that isn't the moon. Just look for a third celestial body that is bright like the sun, but is the same size as the moon.
#142 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Okay, now it´s just getting absurd. How can something of the apperance of a sun-light moon that isn´t the moon as bright as a sun-light moon that might be the sun?
Isn´t this interfering with quantum mechanics?

Or wait, maybe quantum mechanics are the problem!
The stellar object could be in superposition between sun-like moon that´s not the moon and sun-like moon that looks like the sun, and according to the quantum interpretation of QBismus, our own conviction causes the wave function to collapse and form two distinct objects! Sir, we have just won a Nobel prize!

Trust me, I´m an engineer.
User avatar #145 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well It is bright like the sun, as it's visible even during the day, but it's only the size of the moon. So sun like moon, or moon like sun. I suppose to be more specific sun the size of a moon, or a moon as bright as the sun. Also, awesome you can keep the trophy I get the prize money.
#147 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
Yer a dick
And if I ever find you' I'll cram you into a macriscopic superposition of Edamer and Maasdamer
User avatar #149 - thereapercraft (04/30/2015) [-]
Well that's not nice I let you keep the award. also I'm pretty sure that it would be impossible for you to do that to me without at the very least damaging yourself.
#151 - mampfer (04/30/2015) [-]
You wouldn't believe what a few modified synchrotrons are cappable oft
#160 - I am a stutterer, and I find this personally insulting … 04/25/2015 on Uhh 0
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