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#202 - Old whip, great magic weapon/aromatic ooze and no armor. Bring… 06/30/2014 on Darkbob Soulspants 0
#82 - Yeah, he can use a Great Shield and some form of great weapon,…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Darkbob Soulspants 0
User avatar #91 - theprocrastibator (06/29/2014) [-]
Or you could use the greatshield as a weapon!

I killed Vendrick by two handing Havel's shield. That sonofabitch couldn't even take my stamina the whole way down
User avatar #202 - maltionthefurry (06/30/2014) [-]
Old whip, great magic weapon/aromatic ooze and no armor. Brings a whole new definition to Roll Souls.
#825 - Leave my girlfriend, cause why the fuck would she date me in t… 06/29/2014 on True Equality 0
#1326 - You should like, get on more and like... post all your photos … 01/13/2014 on alZii's profile 0
#17 - Not really. I found it boring and uninteresting. I wouldn't sa… 12/24/2013 on Easiest job in Breaking Bad -3
#29 - Because then it wouldn't make sense, seeing as anons tend to g… 12/23/2013 on (untitled) +1
#312 - Not... Not really. Imgur has been soaking up the tumblr posts …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on tumblr at it again +1
#321 - theexo (12/23/2013) [-]
Only YOU can prevent tumblrfires
#28 - Maybe he eats other things than just toast at breakfast? I mea…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Ruining the day. +1
#66 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
English breakfast... minus hash browns and toast

Great... I'm hungry now
#5 - I dunno, some picky ass hole would probably just crop out some… 11/08/2013 on Wait, what? +3
#2 - Inb4 someone crops out a part of the pic.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2013 on Wait, what? -3
#4 - collegedood (11/08/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at I'll take my ban **
what part would they crop out? everything is relevant
User avatar #5 - maltionthefurry (11/08/2013) [-]
I dunno, some picky ass hole would probably just crop out some comment because it's 'cancer' or something.
#3 - tkich (11/08/2013) [-]
you mean like this?

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User avatar #79 - maltionthefurry (05/02/2013) [-]
hellscythe

Yeah I know, but I think I'm gonna go pass out. I've been up for like, 24 hours in full.
#80 to #79 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
alright then, see you later
#58 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
what?
#60 to #59 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
ok then
#61 to #60 - maltionthefurry (05/02/2013) [-]
Yep. So, what's up?
#62 to #61 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
not much slave-kun
#63 to #62 - maltionthefurry (05/02/2013) [-]
Slave? More like-
Slave? More like-
#64 to #63 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
whatever you say slave-kun
#65 to #64 - maltionthefurry (05/02/2013) [-]
Hmm... I've always wanted to be owned, not sure what type of slave I would be though.
Hmm... I've always wanted to be owned, not sure what type of slave I would be though.
#66 to #65 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
the one in charge of keeping the house clean
#67 to #66 - maltionthefurry (05/02/2013) [-]
Do I get a maid outfit? I like crossdressing a bit.
Do I get a maid outfit? I like crossdressing a bit.
#68 to #67 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
go for it slave kun
#70 to #69 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
make sure to do a good job or i use the chainsaw
#71 to #70 - maltionthefurry (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I'll pass on the chainsaw.
Yeah I'll pass on the chainsaw.
#72 to #71 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
then you better do a good job or else i will use the chain saw bring you back to life and use it again
#73 to #72 - maltionthefurry (05/02/2013) [-]
Hahaha, Fuck no. How about if I dont do a good job you can tie me up in the rape dungeon.
Hahaha, Fuck no. How about if I dont do a good job you can tie me up in the rape dungeon.
#78 to #77 - hellscythe ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
no this is incredibly serious
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User avatar #46 to #45 - maltionthefurry (12/12/2012) [-]
No problem, I am now itemless.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - maltionthefurry (12/03/2012) [-]
Perfect :3
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#32 - midboe (11/17/2012) [-]
hey
User avatar #33 to #32 - maltionthefurry (11/17/2012) [-]
Sup? :3
#34 to #33 - midboe (11/17/2012) [-]
not much, staying up way more late than i should, how fare thee?
User avatar #35 to #34 - maltionthefurry (11/17/2012) [-]
Getting pictures done tomorrow, playing BO2, and such.
#36 to #35 - midboe (11/17/2012) [-]
Getting pictures done?
User avatar #37 to #36 - maltionthefurry (11/17/2012) [-]
Taken. Mother wants them since I havent gotten any in like 6-7 years.
User avatar #38 to #37 - midboe (11/17/2012) [-]
Wow that's a long time, thinking about it, it's like 2 years since i got any real photos taken, and not just crappy ones with my webcam or phone.
User avatar #39 to #38 - maltionthefurry (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah that's what I meant.
#40 to #39 - midboe (11/17/2012) [-]
Well that sounds nice, i'm excited for the next episode, to bad i don't have any friends to discuss it with.
Well that sounds nice, i'm excited for the next episode, to bad i don't have any friends to discuss it with.
User avatar #41 to #40 - maltionthefurry (11/17/2012) [-]
Havent seen episode 1 yet.
User avatar #11 - midboe (11/05/2012) [-]
who are you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - maltionthefurry (11/05/2012) [-]
A person. In short, a roleplayer, a bisexual, a brony, a furry, a homestuck, a whoovian, and a gamer. A bit of a cross dresser but I'm bad at it.
User avatar #13 to #12 - midboe (11/05/2012) [-]
Oo, i like what i hear, but i was more curious as to why you added me..

How do you know me?
User avatar #14 to #13 - maltionthefurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Saw you on Chryssis' channel. :3
User avatar #15 to #14 - maltionthefurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Channel, durrhurr, page.
User avatar #16 to #15 - midboe (11/05/2012) [-]
ohh okay, but if you're a friend of chrysis then you're a friend of me^^

I'd love to talk and stuff but i'm busy right now, happy to make a new friend!
#30 to #16 - chryssis (11/07/2012) [-]
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that really warmed my heart
User avatar #17 to #16 - maltionthefurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Alright~ I saw you roleplayed and maybe we could some day. I'm quite skilled and I'm always looking to improve.
User avatar #18 to #17 - midboe (11/05/2012) [-]
I'd happily, it's always fun to meet new people to roleplay with x3

Do you have an oc pony?~
#19 to #18 - maltionthefurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Yet. His name is ToxicLight. Was original a Unicorn who specialized in light based spells but a drawing mishap made him an earth pony (because I didnt feel like bothering the artist to add the horn) The cutie mark is a golden laurel, he's the Royal Diplomat, and he's pretty lonely in general. I tend to do roleplays in private if they become smutty. Like on Skype. So Oh and Ill be posting the pictures. (First one)
#20 to #19 - maltionthefurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Heres the second one drawn by Taps.
#21 to #20 - midboe (11/05/2012) [-]
I like him, looks cute..

Smutty? i think i know what you mean, also to rp in private we can just make a new account, only add us 2 as friends, and we can use that profile.

I haven't used my oc in a while, for roleplays, i'd probably make something new, also i'm going through a lot emotional stuff currently.
User avatar #22 to #21 - maltionthefurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Ah I can understand how you feel. I'm schizophrenic and bipolar. I kind of put one of the voices in my head into an OC. My brony OC is more of a feminine voice, my Furry OC is more of an animalistic voice, and my homestuck fantroll is one of the more depressive voices.
User avatar #23 to #22 - midboe (11/05/2012) [-]
I can hear voices when i'm falling asleep, mostly friendly ones but they push me around sometimes as well.
Also i have plenty of nightmares, but somehow i'd rather have all these weird things, than be "normal" mind wise.
User avatar #24 to #23 - maltionthefurry (11/05/2012) [-]
I never really remember any of my dreams. I've even tried one of those mind tricks where you say 'I will remember my dream.' Twenty times before you go to bed or you wake up and stay in the same position you woke up in, trying to recall dream and such.
User avatar #25 to #24 - midboe (11/05/2012) [-]
dreams are funny things^^

Anyways i can't wait to meet your oc in a roleplay x3
User avatar #26 to #25 - maltionthefurry (11/06/2012) [-]
Mhm. When do you thin we'll have the chance?
User avatar #27 to #26 - midboe (11/06/2012) [-]
well it's 2 am for me right now, and i'd rather be fresh and awake when we start, probably some time soon, just not today :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - maltionthefurry (11/06/2012) [-]
Alright! And where would you prefer we do the roleplay? On skype, seperate account, or on these?
User avatar #29 to #28 - midboe (11/06/2012) [-]
i prefer here, i like that you shift between every comment, it's too "flowing" for my taste if you rp on skype.

We'll figure it out :)
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