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    rappin' fo jesus rappin' fo jesus

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#25 - >uin 16 hours ago on love +3
#8 - as a quasi-animate twin-engined transportatite who identifies … 16 hours ago on Emergency exit row +7
#5 - **malteser rolls 332** 07/24/2014 on malteser's profile 0
#13 - Darude - Sandstorm  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Buddhist +7
User avatar #41 - chimpaflimp (07/24/2014) [-]
You only do it if someone asks for a song, you festering heap of camel shit.
#14 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
That got old fast.
User avatar #43 - evidently (07/24/2014) [-]
can you explain this sandstorm thing to me, saw it on the video game music as well?
#28 - dont be so mean you stupid faggot 07/23/2014 on gay flight attendant +3
#31 - i think im retarded 07/22/2014 on Yearbook Photos +3
#23 - SHIT > 6 + 5 = 11 >11 times itself is 121 …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Yearbook Photos +5
User avatar #28 - demcupcakes (07/22/2014) [-]
did you fail 1st grade math?
User avatar #31 - malteser (07/22/2014) [-]
i think im retarded
#21 - My apologies, there is a maximum of 25 line breaks per comment…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Yearbook Photos +1
User avatar #22 - fingledingles (07/22/2014) [-]
>6+5=9
>=9
>6
>5
Do you even math?
User avatar #23 - malteser (07/22/2014) [-]
SHIT

> 6 + 5 = 11
>11 times itself is 121
>If you're not an American, 1/21 can be interpreted as the 21st of January
>On the 21st of January in 1954, The first nuclear-powered submarine, the USS Nautilus, is launched in Groton, Connecticut by Mamie Eisenhower, the First Lady of the United States.
>Launched in '54
>5 + 4 IS FUCKING 9
>The square root of 9 is 3
>HALF FUCKING LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
User avatar #28 - demcupcakes (07/22/2014) [-]
did you fail 1st grade math?
User avatar #31 - malteser (07/22/2014) [-]
i think im retarded
#20 - It appears that my plans have been thrown off course. It has b…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Yearbook Photos +2
#43 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
6+6+6=16?
check the math again
#42 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
>16 = 6 + 6 + 6.

Yeah, good save bro.
User avatar #21 - malteser (07/22/2014) [-]
My apologies, there is a maximum of 25 line breaks per comment.

>24 - 4 = 20
>20 = 20
>20 - 4 = 16
>16 upside down is 91
>91 is divisible by both 7 and 13
>divisible has 9 letters
>9th month is september
>On September 9th, 1939, the battle of Hel began in which Poland defended itself from Germany
>The polish troops were led by Wlodzimierz Steyer, who lived until the age of 65
>6+5 = 9
>The square root of nine is, you guessed it, 3
>Half Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #22 - fingledingles (07/22/2014) [-]
>6+5=9
>=9
>6
>5
Do you even math?
User avatar #23 - malteser (07/22/2014) [-]
SHIT

> 6 + 5 = 11
>11 times itself is 121
>If you're not an American, 1/21 can be interpreted as the 21st of January
>On the 21st of January in 1954, The first nuclear-powered submarine, the USS Nautilus, is launched in Groton, Connecticut by Mamie Eisenhower, the First Lady of the United States.
>Launched in '54
>5 + 4 IS FUCKING 9
>The square root of 9 is 3
>HALF FUCKING LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
User avatar #28 - demcupcakes (07/22/2014) [-]
did you fail 1st grade math?
User avatar #31 - malteser (07/22/2014) [-]
i think im retarded
#6 - I guess that gift really made him peel good.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Enjoyment of small pleasure 0
#12 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
The sad thing is if that stupid fucking pony person would say the exact same thing, this guy would be getting thumbs like crazy.
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