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malkfur

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:7/31/2012
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:California
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Content Ranking:#9854
Comment Ranking:#9261
Highest Content Rank:#5309
Highest Comment Rank:#4165
Content Thumbs: 194 total,  266 ,  72
Comment Thumbs: 2077 total,  2436 ,  359
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 18 Content: New Here → Level 19 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 81% (81/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:67055
Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:1320
FJ Points:2186
The username actually stands for malkavian fury, its just abbreviated.

latest user's comments

#390 - *Roll image* **malkfur used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** *… 07/22/2015 on Skyrim Roulette 0
#24 - Why is Siri not on this list?  [+] (29 new replies) 07/17/2015 on top 5 pornstars +32
User avatar #121 - sinonyx (07/18/2015) [-]
siri is 5'9'' and weights ~145

the average weight for american women today is 166 (in 1960 it was 140)
but siri's fat guys.....


>>#67, >>#87
User avatar #125 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
Hahahaha no fucking way in hell she weight 146, are you retarded?
User avatar #126 - sinonyx (07/18/2015) [-]
damn forgive me, i was looking at old information... it's 150


www.freeones.com/html/s_links/bio_Siri.php
User avatar #127 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
That's a big fat lie my friend, I am 5'10'' and 140lbs and I'm pretty damn skinny. Like, you can see my ribs when I lift my hands up. No absolute chance that there is so much difference in male and female body that almost identical weight/height is so much different. Like, I'm not even muscly so it's got nothing to do with density.
#136 - anon (07/18/2015) [-]
Funny.. I'm 128 and very skinny, although I've gained noticeable muscle weight... And i am around 5' 9" - 5' 10".

Me thinks it is literally how heavy your bones are....
User avatar #138 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
Dunno man, but I've gotta get some weight on, it's getting embarrassing.
User avatar #128 - sinonyx (07/18/2015) [-]
strange

it's almost as if men and women are different
User avatar #129 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
Nice skills on reading my whole comment.
I've also seen women shorter than me but who weigh more and they weren't fat slobs like siri.
User avatar #130 - sinonyx (07/18/2015) [-]
strange

it's almost have if people are different
User avatar #131 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
Holy shitballs you're really retarded.
User avatar #132 - sinonyx (07/18/2015) [-]
ok you realize that if you've actualyl seen siri and you then look at the picture you posted earlier... siri is at most in the 22% category
User avatar #133 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
>>#75, this, right?
You do realize 22% is the top right chick? Blue bikini chick is 35%. That is close to Siri.
User avatar #134 - sinonyx (07/18/2015) [-]
....well fuck
#135 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
Anyways, cya.
User avatar #86 - sanitarysan (07/17/2015) [-]
i am not a fan of apple
#137 - anon (07/18/2015) [-]
Personally i hate apple...
User avatar #67 - toncheky (07/17/2015) [-]
Not everyone likes fat women.
#110 - junglebboyy (07/17/2015) [-]
She's considered fat?
User avatar #112 - toncheky (07/18/2015) [-]
Fat by people with common sense, chubby by secret chubby chasers, and perfectly normal/healthy by people with fat fetish.
#69 - rainwaterenema (07/17/2015) [-]
That's actually a pretty healthy body size. She just has massive, massive tits.
User avatar #70 - toncheky (07/17/2015) [-]
2chubby4me
#71 - rainwaterenema (07/17/2015) [-]
Just because she's too big for your tastes doesn't mean she's fat. Fat means she is much heavier than what is healthy.
User avatar #72 - toncheky (07/17/2015) [-]
but she's fat though
#73 - rainwaterenema (07/17/2015) [-]
Aaaand now I figured out you're a troll.
#75 - toncheky (07/17/2015) [-]
Description Women Men
Essential fat 10–13% 2–5%
Athletes 14–20% 6–13%
Fitness 21–24% 14–17%
Average 25–31% 18–24%
Obese 32%+ 25%+
Enjoy the facts.
#139 - anon (07/18/2015) [-]
I've got 8% bodyfat and i show up under the 10-12%. physically. Then again i haven't built up my muscle weight to much.
User avatar #74 - toncheky (07/17/2015) [-]
there's no trolling in the fact that siri is fat, say what you want
#53 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
She looks pretty disgusting to me fake red hair and the boobs are to big their is a limit.
#114 - anon (07/18/2015) [-]
Fake red hair, huge tits, and what seems to be a great booty
Perfect
#6 - Just bought one off ebay with a raptor top on it 07/13/2015 on Thailand 0
#94 - succubus  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2015 on Comp of Monsters +4
#95 - lordsepulchure (06/13/2015) [-]
#5 - Our home is where we are. Our place of origin is not relevant,… 06/10/2015 on Just Curious But... +2
#134 - eye.... saber.... why is eye even one of the options for the f… 06/09/2015 on Assassins Creed name 0
#1 - Too soon, also should spoilers to the title 06/08/2015 on hi hell im home (GoT spoilers) +1
#332 - I own the game and although it still needs some work and optim… 06/08/2015 on Ark: Survival Evolved 0
#2 - 20R? 06/05/2015 on snake art 0
#164 - Am i the only person who thought the original anime was better… 05/21/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp 0
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#14 - bluboyrulez (05/11/2013) [-]
Got any more of these?
Got any more of these?
#15 to #14 - malkfur ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
this is about as close as i got. extremely rare
#16 to #15 - bluboyrulez (05/11/2013) [-]
I see.. Well thanks anyway mate!
#11 - drakorthewolf **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#12 to #11 - malkfur ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
No.
#13 to #12 - drakorthewolf **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - kateh (08/26/2012) [-]
Your comment virginity is mine!
Your comment virginity is mine!
#6 to #5 - kateh (08/26/2012) [-]
I think I'm doing it right
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