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malkfur

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:7/31/2012
Last Login:7/28/2016
Location:California
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Comment Ranking:#18066
Highest Content Rank:#3986
Highest Comment Rank:#4165
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Level 24 Content: Peasant → Level 25 Content: Peasant
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Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 222 Comments: Mind Blower
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Content Views:79347
Times Content Favorited:57 times
Total Comments Made:1430
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The username actually stands for malkavian fury, its just abbreviated.

latest user's comments

#44 - that's better 07/22/2016 on eastern +2
#85 - i guess if this is your thing  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2016 on Real curves +3
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#95 - faxmachine (07/18/2016) [-]
That's the WWII American P-40. 6 50. cal hotdog launchers. Delicious on paper thin Japanese aircraft.
#26 - How do you lay in it? like im nearly 6' tall and cant imagine how  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2016 on The Inventions 0
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#30 - captainprincess (07/17/2016) [-]
well Im 5'9 so
I just kinda fit
#41 - anon (07/17/2016) [-]
Ha, it's funny because you are a manlet.
#140 - captainprincess (07/18/2016) [-]
#16 - I loved the ice levels. 02/28/2016 on rutabaga +1
#14 - Because snek? no idea but hey you know if you submit tha… 02/28/2016 on Titanoboa 0
#8 - Y'all need to play some Ark, then come tell me about titanoboas.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2016 on Titanoboa +1
#13 - anon (02/28/2016) [-]
I hate titana boas in ARK why are they venomous? titana boas were ancestors of boa constrictors why are they fucking venomous?
#14 - malkfur (02/28/2016) [-]
Because snek? no idea but hey you know if you submit that to the ark devs they are pretty ont heir shit on player feedback.
#4 - what was the name of this game? i heard about it but forgot wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2016 on mask 0
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#5 - profhershellayton (01/18/2016) [-]
We Happy Few
#54 - **malkfur used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **malkfur rolls 02** 01/10/2016 on Roll your Jailfu, FJ 0
#2 - What am i missing here? like shes just eating  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom 0
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#3 - exceeding (12/20/2015) [-]
She looks nasty af
#1 - Jokexplain  [+] (7 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Most Offensive +5
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#6 - Kazseppi (12/19/2015) [-]
Something about how in the past Starbucks had red cups that said "Merry Christmas" in the past but this year they were just red and didn't specify a holiday and people were offended. I dunno I don't go to Starbucks but it seems to fit the bill for the people I usually see go there.
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#5 - wiredguy (12/19/2015) [-]
yeah what the fuck is going on here?
#2 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
This person was suppose to decorate their door for Christmas to win a contest. She did that in reference to when people were mad at Starbucks because instead of making their cups super festive for Christmas they just made them red.
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#4 - xxjmacxx (12/19/2015) [-]
...I thought they were mad they came out with the cup too early (like Nov 1)
#3 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
People weren't mad about the cup. One person went on a factually incorrect YouTube rant about the cup and instantly the more extreme end of the liberal base in America exploded with tons of online threads complaining about people complaining about the cop.
#12 - jujuface (12/19/2015) [-]
>"people weren't mad about the cup"
>literally thousands of tweets from people mad about the cup

How far up your ass must your head be to blame this on liberals?
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#8 - slayzo (12/19/2015) [-]
Yeah basically. One person posted a video bitching about it, and the internet exploded with "Fucking christians and soccer moms protesting over worthless shit again"