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Age: 30
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3
Video Games Played: Halo, Farcry 3, Katawa Shoujo.
X-box Gamertag: Sulbokin
PSN: Sulbokin
Date Signed Up:10/06/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:United States
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#48 - theres always one fat girl trying to be sexy when shes not.... 18 hours ago on I like Cosplay 0
#529 - **malinko used "*roll picture*"** **malinko rolled image *… 07/30/2015 on Pony Roulette 0
#14 - it updated yesterday. if you are not seeing the upgrade notifi… 07/30/2015 on Best Windows Yet 0
#298 - Murdering people 07/30/2015 on 24 hours 0
#126 - last word  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2015 on Gordon Ramsey meets his... 0
#127 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Try harder troll. I had to remember to check back to this comment. I don't receive a message for comments when I'm anon. If you post you got the last word, I'll never know. I'll continue from here on out believing I've had the last word. You lose.
#123 - Well I was actually looking for the one the just said "go…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Gordon Ramsey meets his... 0
#125 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
And did you really block me just so you have the last word? Not only is that a pathetic way to "win an argument", it doesn't even work. I've still gotten the last word.

Enjoy your life of ignorance.
User avatar #126 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
last word
#127 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Try harder troll. I had to remember to check back to this comment. I don't receive a message for comments when I'm anon. If you post you got the last word, I'll never know. I'll continue from here on out believing I've had the last word. You lose.
#124 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
I've spelled absolutely everything out that I've claimed. All you've done is sit around scratching your head claiming you "don't understand.". That doesn't mean I haven't done my job explaining myself, it makes you an idiot who either refuses to read any comment that's in opposition to yours, or too ignorant to understand simple concepts. I say this do you see me explaining myself, this is me explaining myself...its currently happening...right now because as I've explained myself during the entirety of the conversation, all you've done is sit there and continually say "that proves nothing!" With absolutely nothing new to add as far as "how" and especially not anything close to how you're right.
#121 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Gordon Ramsey meets his... 0
User avatar #122 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
Because you've posted a reaction picture dictating such? I don't understand it. What are you even saying? My ignorance of your argument makes your argument invalid. You lose.
User avatar #123 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
Well I was actually looking for the one the just said "good day sir" because frankly, I really don't give a shit about this anymore, but this was the only gif I could find. but since its an internet argument, we both lose.

and you've literally added nothing to this. all you've done is say "nu-huh! you're wrong! you're stupid!" you've made no points. you've spelled nothing out like you're claimed. You didn't watch the episode, you didn't know how he was being treated for hand and you've haven't targeted anything in my post specifically to disprove. though my opinion is subjective, culture adds an aspect of objectiveness to it.

#125 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
And did you really block me just so you have the last word? Not only is that a pathetic way to "win an argument", it doesn't even work. I've still gotten the last word.

Enjoy your life of ignorance.
User avatar #126 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
last word
#127 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Try harder troll. I had to remember to check back to this comment. I don't receive a message for comments when I'm anon. If you post you got the last word, I'll never know. I'll continue from here on out believing I've had the last word. You lose.
#124 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
I've spelled absolutely everything out that I've claimed. All you've done is sit around scratching your head claiming you "don't understand.". That doesn't mean I haven't done my job explaining myself, it makes you an idiot who either refuses to read any comment that's in opposition to yours, or too ignorant to understand simple concepts. I say this do you see me explaining myself, this is me explaining myself...its currently happening...right now because as I've explained myself during the entirety of the conversation, all you've done is sit there and continually say "that proves nothing!" With absolutely nothing new to add as far as "how" and especially not anything close to how you're right.
#10 - photoshop  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Load chunks.. NOW! 0
User avatar #11 - corybufkin (07/30/2015) [-]
ohhhhhh
#14 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Actually, probably not. Check my other comment (#13)
#119 - Dude what the **** are you even talking about? I made n…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Gordon Ramsey meets his... 0
#120 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm not telling you you're racially profiling someone, I'm telling you that it's more than possible that you'd have to jump to the conclusions you're making, purely because its "how it looks to you.". Think about your phrase "he was being an asshole to him". What premises support that idea? You only look like an asshole because people think you look like an asshole. It's a subjective claim, yet you're trying to make it sound objective. If you can't understand that, then its not my concern. Your unability to understand a simple argument such as this doesn't magically make it invalid. I've explained 3 times now, with varying degrees of "spelling it out for you" yet you're not questioning specific things about the argument, you're presuming that saying "what?" warrants a response which nullifies it.

TL;DR. You can't say "it looks like he's the one being rude" and then suddenly have it be worth more than someone saying "it looks like he's not the one being rude." It doesn't matter how much television starring Tim Roth you watch to make you think that.
#121 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #122 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
Because you've posted a reaction picture dictating such? I don't understand it. What are you even saying? My ignorance of your argument makes your argument invalid. You lose.
User avatar #123 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
Well I was actually looking for the one the just said "good day sir" because frankly, I really don't give a shit about this anymore, but this was the only gif I could find. but since its an internet argument, we both lose.

and you've literally added nothing to this. all you've done is say "nu-huh! you're wrong! you're stupid!" you've made no points. you've spelled nothing out like you're claimed. You didn't watch the episode, you didn't know how he was being treated for hand and you've haven't targeted anything in my post specifically to disprove. though my opinion is subjective, culture adds an aspect of objectiveness to it.

#125 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
And did you really block me just so you have the last word? Not only is that a pathetic way to "win an argument", it doesn't even work. I've still gotten the last word.

Enjoy your life of ignorance.
User avatar #126 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
last word
#127 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Try harder troll. I had to remember to check back to this comment. I don't receive a message for comments when I'm anon. If you post you got the last word, I'll never know. I'll continue from here on out believing I've had the last word. You lose.
#124 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
I've spelled absolutely everything out that I've claimed. All you've done is sit around scratching your head claiming you "don't understand.". That doesn't mean I haven't done my job explaining myself, it makes you an idiot who either refuses to read any comment that's in opposition to yours, or too ignorant to understand simple concepts. I say this do you see me explaining myself, this is me explaining myself...its currently happening...right now because as I've explained myself during the entirety of the conversation, all you've done is sit there and continually say "that proves nothing!" With absolutely nothing new to add as far as "how" and especially not anything close to how you're right.
#116 - That added nothing to the discussion  [+] (10 new replies) 07/30/2015 on Gordon Ramsey meets his... 0
User avatar #118 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
Why, because you said it added nothing to the discussion? How is it not relevant? I'm noting the fact that all of your dribble might as well be assumptive leaps in logic as opposed to actual logical analysis. Think "Only druggies where those clothes! You must be on drugs!"
User avatar #119 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
Dude what the fuck are you even talking about? I made no assumptions on shit other than the fact that I personally think that the guy was offended by gordon because he was being an asshole to him. which he was. Go watch the fucking episode before arguing about something when your knowledge stops at a 1 minute video.

you're talking like I'm racially profiling someone.

I've come to the conclusion that you're an autistic faggot and do not have the basic understanding of human interactions. Good day sir.



#120 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm not telling you you're racially profiling someone, I'm telling you that it's more than possible that you'd have to jump to the conclusions you're making, purely because its "how it looks to you.". Think about your phrase "he was being an asshole to him". What premises support that idea? You only look like an asshole because people think you look like an asshole. It's a subjective claim, yet you're trying to make it sound objective. If you can't understand that, then its not my concern. Your unability to understand a simple argument such as this doesn't magically make it invalid. I've explained 3 times now, with varying degrees of "spelling it out for you" yet you're not questioning specific things about the argument, you're presuming that saying "what?" warrants a response which nullifies it.

TL;DR. You can't say "it looks like he's the one being rude" and then suddenly have it be worth more than someone saying "it looks like he's not the one being rude." It doesn't matter how much television starring Tim Roth you watch to make you think that.
#121 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #122 - lolollo (07/30/2015) [-]
Because you've posted a reaction picture dictating such? I don't understand it. What are you even saying? My ignorance of your argument makes your argument invalid. You lose.
User avatar #123 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
Well I was actually looking for the one the just said "good day sir" because frankly, I really don't give a shit about this anymore, but this was the only gif I could find. but since its an internet argument, we both lose.

and you've literally added nothing to this. all you've done is say "nu-huh! you're wrong! you're stupid!" you've made no points. you've spelled nothing out like you're claimed. You didn't watch the episode, you didn't know how he was being treated for hand and you've haven't targeted anything in my post specifically to disprove. though my opinion is subjective, culture adds an aspect of objectiveness to it.

#125 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
And did you really block me just so you have the last word? Not only is that a pathetic way to "win an argument", it doesn't even work. I've still gotten the last word.

Enjoy your life of ignorance.
User avatar #126 - malinko (07/30/2015) [-]
last word
#127 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Try harder troll. I had to remember to check back to this comment. I don't receive a message for comments when I'm anon. If you post you got the last word, I'll never know. I'll continue from here on out believing I've had the last word. You lose.
#124 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
I've spelled absolutely everything out that I've claimed. All you've done is sit around scratching your head claiming you "don't understand.". That doesn't mean I haven't done my job explaining myself, it makes you an idiot who either refuses to read any comment that's in opposition to yours, or too ignorant to understand simple concepts. I say this do you see me explaining myself, this is me explaining myself...its currently happening...right now because as I've explained myself during the entirety of the conversation, all you've done is sit there and continually say "that proves nothing!" With absolutely nothing new to add as far as "how" and especially not anything close to how you're right.

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User avatar #79 - letmethink ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Hey,

I just read your story about dating a blind girl here ( www.funnyjunk.com/How+to+spot+a+petrolhead/funny-pictures/5476328/8#8 ) and you said that you have more stories. Could you maybe link them for me? I would love to read them. It makes me all fuzzy and warm inside to read something like that.
User avatar #81 to #80 - letmethink ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Thank you so much and sorry for bothering you.
User avatar #82 to #81 - malinko (03/08/2015) [-]
no bother at all bro. just been up all night catching up on work, just i welcomed the distraction lol
User avatar #83 to #82 - letmethink ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Man, I just read them all and I'm crying like a big baby. I\m sure you have heard this before, but I'm proud of you for coming out of your shell and confessing to her (and us) what has happened you. It takes guts to do such a thing. A lot of them to be honest.

And the way you went to the party and into the pool, man, that must have taken so much effort and willpower come out like that and do such a thing. I'm glad her family accepts you.

I know there are more stories (a break up or something (?)) and if you want to share them, I would love to hear them.
#76 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I shall gift your profile with KS
#77 to #76 - malinko (02/14/2015) [-]
yay! love me some KS
#78 to #77 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I could tell
#45 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
User avatar #46 to #45 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually I can do that right now lol

I've been working on designs for buttons, keyrings and bottle openers. oh and fridge magnets
#48 to #46 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
You have got to be 			********		 me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
You have got to be ******** me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
User avatar #49 to #48 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
I actually made a fridge magnet that has a shop grade magnet in it, you can hold a 5 b weight up with it lol
#50 to #49 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
*nudge nudge* Got any previews of the good stuff?
#51 to #50 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
here ya go. This was just a test one I made to make sure everything was working right.
#52 to #51 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
User avatar #53 to #52 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
2.25 inch which = 57.15mm which = 5.7cm
#54 to #53 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
User avatar #55 to #54 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
around $2. will be cheaper in a set.
#56 to #55 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
User avatar #57 to #56 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
will do buddy ^_^
User avatar #47 to #44 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #36 to #35 - malinko (08/03/2014) [-]
o.........k?
#39 to #38 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Do you really think you can bribe me with cookies?
#41 to #40 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
WELL
you're right..
#42 to #41 - malinko (08/03/2014) [-]
yay! I made a friend by bribing them
#43 to #42 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Works everytime
#34 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy
User avatar #25 - namehasntbeentaken (04/24/2014) [-]
I thought I finally got that damn zone archive fap song out of my head, then I see your damn youtube uploads
User avatar #26 to #25 - malinko (04/24/2014) [-]
hahaha classic
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
are you a juggalo?
User avatar #21 to #20 - malinko (03/11/2014) [-]
No. Malinko is part of my real name. I'm Native American..
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User avatar #22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.

I'm not a juggalo either. Dw. I won't rehearse you on EM.
User avatar #15 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
you mean like this?
User avatar #16 to #15 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
yes, just like that
that a mod thing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
darker by level
we can enable them and disable them at will
User avatar #19 to #17 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
man, i wanna be a mod too!

so i can screw it up and get it taken away lol
User avatar #18 to #17 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
gotcha.
User avatar #14 - zameckis (01/30/2014) [-]
asdasdas
User avatar #11 - Marker ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
WHY
User avatar #12 to #11 - malinko (01/14/2014) [-]
Why what?
#13 to #12 - Marker ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
WHY
User avatar #7 - azumeow (12/14/2013) [-]
Hey malinko, how are things with you and the lady? I hope everything's going well!
User avatar #8 to #7 - malinko (01/07/2014) [-]
(sorry i never saw this comment until now lol)

things are going pretty good. She moved in with me. which is awesome.
to be honest i don't really have that much more to say on it. we're just a couple that lives together, and she happens to be blind. which i've had to change a lot of things about the way i live at home. like making sure everything is put right back were it was so she can find it later, and having everything labeled, (which that alone took forever)
User avatar #9 to #8 - azumeow (01/07/2014) [-]
**** happens yo. That's good, a "normal" life is always something to be happy about.

Just wanted to check up. You two seem to care intensely for one another. I've ****** things like this up enough times to genuinely wonder how it can actually work out for people sometimes. I'm glad for ya, man.
User avatar #10 to #9 - malinko (01/07/2014) [-]
thanks bud ^_^ and yes, i am very thankful to have her

though of course everything hasn't been rainbows and sunshine. you've butted heads more than once lol but who doesnt?
#2 - facetiousrunner ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Sorry you had to delete a photo that to most was touching. He is just one of the few things that actually makes my blood boil. take this cool Christmas photo thingy i made a while back as compensation. youve probably seen it but oh well
User avatar #3 to #2 - malinko (04/04/2013) [-]
yeah, stuff happens.
but no i havnt seen that and it is super funny ^_^
#4 to #3 - facetiousrunner ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
sweet! well bud stay classy. you need anything don't hesitate to ask. bye now
User avatar #5 to #4 - malinko (04/04/2013) [-]
okay ^_^ you have a great night and good luck with the running!!!
User avatar #1 - joshuamckane (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you have a furnace i could trade for? id trade almost anything for it
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