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malinko

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Age: 30
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3
Video Games Played: Halo, Farcry 3, Katawa Shoujo.
X-box Gamertag: Sulbokin
PSN: Sulbokin
Date Signed Up:10/06/2011
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:United States
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    true true
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    do ya see it too? do ya see it too?
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    anyone know what the hell this says? anyone know what the hell this...
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    the FAP song the FAP song
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    and jizz in my pants! and jizz in my pants!
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#27 - Game? dont remember gta v having aromored windows  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on represent 0
User avatar #30 - BowChickaBowWow (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, just introduced with the Heists update. Also, a car you can drop from fucking orbit without a scratch.
#72 - tomato based fruit salad would be salsa.  [+] (2 new replies) 6 hours ago on Wis is not the same as Int +1
#77 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
salsa has onions and peppers in it. I don't think either of those count as fruit.
User avatar #76 - navadae (5 hours ago) [-]
found the bard
#71 - you want the cloak of intellect not wisdom. 6 hours ago on Wis is not the same as Int 0
#8 - probably sounds to do with the pay gap they keep crying about. 22 hours ago on equality cookies 0
#15 - ya know, id agree with this but there fact of the matter is, 1… 03/28/2015 on Police Brutality +2
#15 - you have to not be a faggot, but have sever autism like admin.… 03/28/2015 on how to get colored text... 0
#41 - that character is a ******* zero 03/28/2015 on Facebook (1) +1
#37 - (insert something about steel beams)  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Dildo Generator +25
#132 - straitedge (9 hours ago) [-]
Into my ass?
#19 - cool. i gotta print some off tonight anyway. ill do some extra  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on [What the shit, Misha?!] 0
User avatar #20 - timetravelzero (03/28/2015) [-]
You're awesome.
#17 - If you'd like i could send you a stick that isnt so thick and …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on [What the shit, Misha?!] 0
User avatar #18 - timetravelzero (03/28/2015) [-]
That'd actually be pretty great
User avatar #19 - malinko (03/28/2015) [-]
cool. i gotta print some off tonight anyway. ill do some extra
User avatar #20 - timetravelzero (03/28/2015) [-]
You're awesome.

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#86 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi malinko! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#84 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi malinko! Hi! I'm your new North Korean slave mine worker kid! Please feed me!
#85 to #84 - malinko ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
have some grass you little ****** .
User avatar #79 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Hey,

I just read your story about dating a blind girl here ( www.funnyjunk.com/How+to+spot+a+petrolhead/funny-pictures/5476328/8#8 ) and you said that you have more stories. Could you maybe link them for me? I would love to read them. It makes me all fuzzy and warm inside to read something like that.
User avatar #81 to #80 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Thank you so much and sorry for bothering you.
User avatar #82 to #81 - malinko ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
no bother at all bro. just been up all night catching up on work, just i welcomed the distraction lol
User avatar #83 to #82 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Man, I just read them all and I'm crying like a big baby. I\m sure you have heard this before, but I'm proud of you for coming out of your shell and confessing to her (and us) what has happened you. It takes guts to do such a thing. A lot of them to be honest.

And the way you went to the party and into the pool, man, that must have taken so much effort and willpower come out like that and do such a thing. I'm glad her family accepts you.

I know there are more stories (a break up or something (?)) and if you want to share them, I would love to hear them.
#76 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I shall gift your profile with KS
#77 to #76 - malinko ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
yay! love me some KS
#78 to #77 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I could tell
#45 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
User avatar #46 to #45 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually I can do that right now lol

I've been working on designs for buttons, keyrings and bottle openers. oh and fridge magnets
#48 to #46 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
You have got to be 			********		 me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
You have got to be ******** me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
User avatar #49 to #48 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I actually made a fridge magnet that has a shop grade magnet in it, you can hold a 5 b weight up with it lol
#50 to #49 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
*nudge nudge* Got any previews of the good stuff?
#51 to #50 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
here ya go. This was just a test one I made to make sure everything was working right.
#52 to #51 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
User avatar #53 to #52 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
2.25 inch which = 57.15mm which = 5.7cm
#54 to #53 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
User avatar #55 to #54 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
around $2. will be cheaper in a set.
#56 to #55 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
User avatar #57 to #56 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
will do buddy ^_^
User avatar #47 to #44 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #36 to #35 - malinko ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
o.........k?
#38 to #37 - malinko ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Cookies?
#39 to #38 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Do you really think you can bribe me with cookies?
#40 to #39 - malinko ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
yes?
#41 to #40 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
WELL
you're right..
#42 to #41 - malinko ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
yay! I made a friend by bribing them
#43 to #42 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Works everytime
#34 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy
User avatar #28 - boor (05/30/2014) [-]
tytytytytyt
User avatar #33 to #28 - malinko ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
np. i stopped playing because i used to play when it first started but then admin wiped everything I had, which was hours of life wasting work. so i said **** it.
User avatar #27 - boor (05/30/2014) [-]
y?
User avatar #29 to #27 - malinko ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
just cuz
User avatar #30 to #29 - boor (05/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #31 - boor (05/30/2014) [-]
u
User avatar #25 - namehasntbeentaken (04/24/2014) [-]
I thought I finally got that damn zone archive fap song out of my head, then I see your damn youtube uploads
User avatar #26 to #25 - malinko ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
hahaha classic
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
are you a juggalo?
User avatar #21 to #20 - malinko ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
No. Malinko is part of my real name. I'm Native American..
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User avatar #22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.

I'm not a juggalo either. Dw. I won't rehearse you on EM.
User avatar #15 - Marker (02/24/2014) [-]
you mean like this?
User avatar #16 to #15 - malinko ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
yes, just like that
that a mod thing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - Marker (02/24/2014) [-]
darker by level
we can enable them and disable them at will
User avatar #19 to #17 - malinko ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
man, i wanna be a mod too!

so i can screw it up and get it taken away lol
User avatar #18 to #17 - malinko ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
gotcha.
User avatar #14 - zameckis (01/30/2014) [-]
asdasdas
User avatar #11 - Marker (01/14/2014) [-]
WHY
User avatar #12 to #11 - malinko ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Why what?
User avatar #7 - azumeow (12/14/2013) [-]
Hey malinko, how are things with you and the lady? I hope everything's going well!
User avatar #8 to #7 - malinko ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
(sorry i never saw this comment until now lol)

things are going pretty good. She moved in with me. which is awesome.
to be honest i don't really have that much more to say on it. we're just a couple that lives together, and she happens to be blind. which i've had to change a lot of things about the way i live at home. like making sure everything is put right back were it was so she can find it later, and having everything labeled, (which that alone took forever)
User avatar #9 to #8 - azumeow (01/07/2014) [-]
**** happens yo. That's good, a "normal" life is always something to be happy about.

Just wanted to check up. You two seem to care intensely for one another. I've ****** things like this up enough times to genuinely wonder how it can actually work out for people sometimes. I'm glad for ya, man.
User avatar #10 to #9 - malinko ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
thanks bud ^_^ and yes, i am very thankful to have her

though of course everything hasn't been rainbows and sunshine. you've butted heads more than once lol but who doesnt?
#2 - facetiousrunner (04/04/2013) [-]
Sorry you had to delete a photo that to most was touching. He is just one of the few things that actually makes my blood boil. take this cool Christmas photo thingy i made a while back as compensation. youve probably seen it but oh well
User avatar #3 to #2 - malinko ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
yeah, stuff happens.
but no i havnt seen that and it is super funny ^_^
#4 to #3 - facetiousrunner (04/04/2013) [-]
sweet! well bud stay classy. you need anything don't hesitate to ask. bye now
User avatar #5 to #4 - malinko ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
okay ^_^ you have a great night and good luck with the running!!!
User avatar #1 - joshuamckane (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you have a furnace i could trade for? id trade almost anything for it
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