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Age: 31
Steam Profile: JSMalinko
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Video Games Played: COD, BO3, Fallout 4, KS, other shit
X-box Gamertag: Sulbokin
PSN: Sulbokin
Date Signed Up:10/06/2011
Last Login:5/27/2016
Location:United States
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#155 - I agree. but having them take over another country and pushing… 34 minutes ago on 1st World Solutions 0
#151 - it's an analogy you ******* retard. I'm just saying that … 22 hours ago on 1st World Solutions 0
#150 - it doesn't matter. If it's happening in their homeland then it… 22 hours ago on 1st World Solutions 0
#149 - >implying I served two tours in Afghanistan. So y…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on 1st World Solutions 0
#152 - supersixfourr (19 hours ago) [-]
Well ok then... I take back my comment

Thought I still think something should be done and that someone needs to help those people.
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#155 - malinko (34 minutes ago) [-]
I agree. but having them take over another country and pushing their religion on them is not the way to do it.
#349 - ooooh okay. I didn't know there was a force protecting the wall. 05/25/2016 on Hodor, hodor Hodor! +1
#346 - thats a good theory but the Targeyians were inbred and most of… 05/25/2016 on Hodor, hodor Hodor! 0
#345 - he was part giant. its just how their bodies are. 05/25/2016 on Hodor, hodor Hodor! 0
#344 - why couldn't the white walkers go through the wall right now a…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2016 on Hodor, hodor Hodor! 0
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#348 - mikaelkid (05/25/2016) [-]
There is a force around the wall protecting them from entering, much like how they Whites entered the place under the Weirwood. If Bran crosses through the wall, White Walkers will come with them

The wall may come down anyways, but if it comes down because a boy crossed through the wall it'd make me frustrated a bit
#350 - sparkysniper (05/25/2016) [-]
I definitely think the wall is going to be destroyed this season. I think that'll be one of the last scenes of this season is the walkers coming to the wall and killing what is left of the watch, all important characters have left, leaving only pyp, who they started making a likable character the last few times we've seen him, so I think the walkers attack with some huge weapon, and the season will end with something breaking the wall, some massive weapon the walkers have and it shows them walking into castle black and it cuts to black.
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#353 - mikaelkid (05/25/2016) [-]
Yeah! It'll be attackable likely because of what Bran did. Also Benjen will return and guide Bran and Meera to the wall (I wonder what his story is and if you can really trust a guy who has been lost / missing for 5 seasons.)

episode 8 will be Snow Bowl and episode 10 ending will be white walkers taking down the wall. Fuckm 10 months to wait for season 7 is too long
#363 - sparkysniper (3 hours ago) [-]
I like the idea of Benjen coming back, but fuck he has been gone for the entire series essentially, I think the last time we saw him was episode 2 of season 1, or one of the early episodes anyway.

I know in the book its all Snow ever talks about in his head, he mentions his uncle benjen many times in the book, but in the show, not so much.

He is probably the only one that can help Bran beyond the wall, however, I like the idea of nights king using Bran for whatever reason. The thought of Benjen Stark, who is just a man of the nights watch, not the best swordsman like Jamie, or anything like that, to survive beyond the wall when even the wildlings were like Nope, and fucking left is beyond me, and kind of a shitty way to get Bran out of his perdicament.
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#349 - malinko (05/25/2016) [-]
ooooh okay. I didn't know there was a force protecting the wall.
#103 - "And put them where, exactly? These are people on the run…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/25/2016 on 1st World Solutions +1
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#154 - thomasdude (10 hours ago) [-]
Just because you ara apparently willing to throw yourself in a completely unwinnable battle, does not mean those young capable men want to. Most of them just want to live their lives, practise their profession, come home to wife and children.

It takes a special kind of person to both preach fighting for the sake of your own nation, who has apparently served two tours, and not understand that the chaos of war is not what these refugees seek.
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#142 - supersixfourr (05/25/2016) [-]
The European Refugee Crisis and Syria Explained Right because apparently you've served in the military like I currently am and you know more about fighting your own war than anyone else
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#149 - malinko (22 hours ago) [-]
>implying

I served two tours in Afghanistan. So yeah, I actually do know about fighting in wars.
#152 - supersixfourr (19 hours ago) [-]
Well ok then... I take back my comment

Thought I still think something should be done and that someone needs to help those people.
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#155 - malinko (34 minutes ago) [-]
I agree. but having them take over another country and pushing their religion on them is not the way to do it.
#131 - scorcho (05/25/2016) [-]
>their war
but it's not their war you fucking retard.
this comment speaks volumes about how little you know about the issue.
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#150 - malinko (22 hours ago) [-]
it doesn't matter. If it's happening in their homeland then it's their fucking war. Do you think if war broke out in the United States that we weren't apart of that we would just run away and not fight for our home? fuck no. Everyone would break out their firearms and put a fucking stop to it. Military and citizen alike. So they are pussies and the eurofags letting them in are fucking pussies.
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#108 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
Man you are the embodiment of cringe.
Real life isn't game of thrones mate, human empathy is important and you obviously read way too much shit on here and from /pol/
You're like 2 sentences away from calling him a cuck.
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#151 - malinko (22 hours ago) [-]
it's an analogy you fucking retard.
I'm just saying that you can't fight your enemy and be nice to him at the same time.
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#120 - xgrandmoffx (05/25/2016) [-]
It's a war of civilizations mate. If you make your heart bigger than your mind, you'll lose.
#99 - they have some stupid ******* hats. 05/25/2016 on 1st World Solutions 0

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#79 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Hey,

I just read your story about dating a blind girl here ( www.funnyjunk.com/How+to+spot+a+petrolhead/funny-pictures/5476328/8#8 ) and you said that you have more stories. Could you maybe link them for me? I would love to read them. It makes me all fuzzy and warm inside to read something like that.
#81 to #80 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Thank you so much and sorry for bothering you.
#82 to #81 - malinko ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
no bother at all bro. just been up all night catching up on work, just i welcomed the distraction lol
#83 to #82 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Man, I just read them all and I'm crying like a big baby. I\m sure you have heard this before, but I'm proud of you for coming out of your shell and confessing to her (and us) what has happened you. It takes guts to do such a thing. A lot of them to be honest.

And the way you went to the party and into the pool, man, that must have taken so much effort and willpower come out like that and do such a thing. I'm glad her family accepts you.

I know there are more stories (a break up or something (?)) and if you want to share them, I would love to hear them.
#76 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I shall gift your profile with KS
#77 to #76 - malinko ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
yay! love me some KS
#78 to #77 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I could tell
#45 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
#46 to #45 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually I can do that right now lol

I've been working on designs for buttons, keyrings and bottle openers. oh and fridge magnets
#48 to #46 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
You have got to be ******** me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
You have got to be ******** me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
#49 to #48 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I actually made a fridge magnet that has a shop grade magnet in it, you can hold a 5 b weight up with it lol
#50 to #49 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
*nudge nudge* Got any previews of the good stuff?
#51 to #50 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
here ya go. This was just a test one I made to make sure everything was working right.
#52 to #51 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
#53 to #52 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
2.25 inch which = 57.15mm which = 5.7cm
#54 to #53 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
#55 to #54 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
around $2. will be cheaper in a set.
#56 to #55 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
#57 to #56 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
will do buddy ^_^
#58 to #57 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
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#44 - syfygeek (10/25/2014) [-]
#47 to #44 - malinko ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
huh?
#35 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
#36 to #35 - malinko ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
o.........k?
#37 to #36 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
#38 to #37 - malinko ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Cookies?
#39 to #38 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Do you really think you can bribe me with cookies?
#40 to #39 - malinko ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
yes?
#41 to #40 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
WELL
you're right..
#42 to #41 - malinko ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
yay! I made a friend by bribing them
#43 to #42 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Works everytime
#34 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy
#25 - namehasntbeentaken (04/24/2014) [-]
I thought I finally got that damn zone archive fap song out of my head, then I see your damn youtube uploads
#26 to #25 - malinko ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
hahaha classic
#20 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
are you a juggalo?
#21 to #20 - malinko ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
No. Malinko is part of my real name. I'm Native American..
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#22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.

I'm not a juggalo either. Dw. I won't rehearse you on EM.
#15 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
you mean like this?
#16 to #15 - malinko ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
yes, just like that
that a mod thing?
#17 to #16 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
darker by level
we can enable them and disable them at will
#19 to #17 - malinko ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
man, i wanna be a mod too!

so i can screw it up and get it taken away lol
#18 to #17 - malinko ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
gotcha.
#14 - zameckis (01/30/2014) [-]
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