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Age: 30
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3
Video Games Played: Halo, Farcry 3, Katawa Shoujo.
X-box Gamertag: Sulbokin
PSN: Sulbokin
Date Signed Up:10/06/2011
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:United States
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    Titles are hard Titles are hard
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    do ya see it too? do ya see it too?
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    anyone know what the hell this says? anyone know what the hell this...
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#20 - **** you, you piece of ****  [+] (6 new replies) 11 hours ago on Coming soon to a drivethru... +6
#42 - John Cena (5 hours ago) [-]
someone doesn't like Rick
User avatar #28 - hostofswarms (9 hours ago) [-]
what is it?
User avatar #48 - asotil (5 hours ago) [-]
Rickroll
User avatar #31 - propanex (9 hours ago) [-]
probably something spooky, never click bit links on this site man. Never. Always click links that you can see a trusted domain name in the url.
User avatar #53 - theshadowed (4 hours ago) [-]
it's a rickroll
User avatar #47 - asotil (5 hours ago) [-]
It's rick roll
#51 - stop it. or they'll start bitching about this too.  [+] (9 new replies) 11 hours ago on 18 More Shower Thoughts +53
User avatar #118 - dreygur (2 hours ago) [-]
Perhaps not movie trailers, but they're a good pick for vidya trailers.
User avatar #98 - kalimah (3 hours ago) [-]
I think its because people prefer to listen to deep voices especially with the movie's surround system
Or maybe its one of those things "Its how it has always been" so we havent changed it yet
User avatar #89 - jerrythefruit (4 hours ago) [-]
Actually, one of the more popular trailers for lord if the rings was narrated by Cate Blanchett as Galadriel. As was the prologue to the first movie.
User avatar #90 - jerrythefruit (4 hours ago) [-]
Didn't realize this had already been mentioned. With proof, too. Damn, i need to step up my game.
User avatar #83 - hokeymon (4 hours ago) [-]
Bitch teen movies?
#67 - bellbottomshark (7 hours ago) [-]
That wouldn't be unreasonable.
User avatar #74 - mutzaki (5 hours ago) [-]
Not only do women voice trailers, but I imagine there's been plenty of research stating that a manly, husky voice is more likely to get you excited to see most movies. I don't get pissy by commercials featuring feminine products being voiced over by women.
#58 - vegasstoner (8 hours ago) [-]
kind of interesting though. i never noticed it before. i want to say i probably have without noticing it. but i really cant think of any time. gonna start paying attention. not because i think its a problem or anything, just interesting.
User avatar #65 - lotengo (7 hours ago) [-]
#120 - I'm an overweight fatty and I know its going to kill me if i d… 18 hours ago on Facts are fat shaming +1
#62 - so far $6.28. you can almost buy a 6 pack 22 hours ago on It's my birthday 0
#18 - i completely ****** that up lol I meant to say … 22 hours ago on 4th of july 0
#16 - well its not really "free health care" they hate. it…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on 4th of july 0
User avatar #17 - glitchduck (22 hours ago) [-]
ah thanks
User avatar #18 - malinko (22 hours ago) [-]
i completely fucked that up lol I meant to say

"its now against the law to not have healthy care"
#14 - just posting **** to make people fight lol  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on 4th of july 0
User avatar #15 - glitchduck (22 hours ago) [-]
Why do americans hate it so much ?
User avatar #32 - kuchikirukia (13 hours ago) [-]
Because we have a media empire that makes its money by convincing our less educated that everything liberals either do or do not do is wrong. It's a 24/7 propaganda machine and they have an audience desperate to hear what they can put out.

If it was a Republican plan it would have been shilled as, "The Christian thing to do." But since it was put forth by a Democrat and *gasp* a black person, it's now "Unamerican," "The end of the world," blah, blah, blah.

#37 - John Cena (7 hours ago) [-]
Or, maybe it's because the healthcare system is utterly unaffordable and those who did have insurance now have less coverage and have to pay more as insurance companies used this shift as an excuse to update their policies. Something obama lied through his teeth about as something that wouldn't happen.

And in the meantime liberals are trying to convince everyone that it's beneficial, just not to you. The thing that makes healthcare unaffordable wasn't a lack of insurance, it's the fact costs are to an order of 10x greater than they are in Europe. Where they offer better healthcare, at 10% of the cost.
Someone is lining their fucking pockets, and now everyone is being forced to pay for it.
User avatar #30 - alucardhell (15 hours ago) [-]
Because if you don't have health insurance you get fined either 2% of your yearly income or $325 dollars per person in your household, whichever is higher. And you pay more for insurance int eh US now, than you did before. My insurance plan doubled in price per month to ~$200 per month for minimal medical insurance.
User avatar #16 - malinko (22 hours ago) [-]
well its not really "free health care" they hate. its the face that its not against the law to not have health care, and then you are forced to buy it or pay fines at the end of tax year. i have some friend that are paying more now on obamacare then they were on their old insurance, but because of income level, their old insurance had to drop them and were forced to take the obamacare, which ended up costing them more. at least, thats how i understand it.
User avatar #17 - glitchduck (22 hours ago) [-]
ah thanks
User avatar #18 - malinko (22 hours ago) [-]
i completely fucked that up lol I meant to say

"its now against the law to not have healthy care"
#1500 - **malinko used "*roll picture*"** **malinko rolled image *… 07/05/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#168 - you deserve every god damn red thumb you get you piece of **** . 07/05/2015 on Prophets of the Future +1
#79 - What is this from? 07/03/2015 on Don't ya hate it when this... 0

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User avatar #79 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Hey,

I just read your story about dating a blind girl here ( www.funnyjunk.com/How+to+spot+a+petrolhead/funny-pictures/5476328/8#8 ) and you said that you have more stories. Could you maybe link them for me? I would love to read them. It makes me all fuzzy and warm inside to read something like that.
User avatar #81 to #80 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Thank you so much and sorry for bothering you.
User avatar #82 to #81 - malinko (03/08/2015) [-]
no bother at all bro. just been up all night catching up on work, just i welcomed the distraction lol
User avatar #83 to #82 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Man, I just read them all and I'm crying like a big baby. I\m sure you have heard this before, but I'm proud of you for coming out of your shell and confessing to her (and us) what has happened you. It takes guts to do such a thing. A lot of them to be honest.

And the way you went to the party and into the pool, man, that must have taken so much effort and willpower come out like that and do such a thing. I'm glad her family accepts you.

I know there are more stories (a break up or something (?)) and if you want to share them, I would love to hear them.
#76 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I shall gift your profile with KS
#77 to #76 - malinko (02/14/2015) [-]
yay! love me some KS
#78 to #77 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I could tell
#45 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
User avatar #46 to #45 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually I can do that right now lol

I've been working on designs for buttons, keyrings and bottle openers. oh and fridge magnets
#48 to #46 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
You have got to be 			********		 me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
You have got to be ******** me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
User avatar #49 to #48 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
I actually made a fridge magnet that has a shop grade magnet in it, you can hold a 5 b weight up with it lol
#50 to #49 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
*nudge nudge* Got any previews of the good stuff?
#51 to #50 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
here ya go. This was just a test one I made to make sure everything was working right.
#52 to #51 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
User avatar #53 to #52 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
2.25 inch which = 57.15mm which = 5.7cm
#54 to #53 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
User avatar #55 to #54 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
around $2. will be cheaper in a set.
#56 to #55 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
User avatar #57 to #56 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
will do buddy ^_^
User avatar #47 to #44 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #36 to #35 - malinko (08/03/2014) [-]
o.........k?
#39 to #38 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Do you really think you can bribe me with cookies?
#41 to #40 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
WELL
you're right..
#42 to #41 - malinko (08/03/2014) [-]
yay! I made a friend by bribing them
#43 to #42 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Works everytime
#34 - John Cena (07/06/2014) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy
User avatar #25 - namehasntbeentaken (04/24/2014) [-]
I thought I finally got that damn zone archive fap song out of my head, then I see your damn youtube uploads
User avatar #26 to #25 - malinko (04/24/2014) [-]
hahaha classic
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
are you a juggalo?
User avatar #21 to #20 - malinko (03/11/2014) [-]
No. Malinko is part of my real name. I'm Native American..
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User avatar #22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.

I'm not a juggalo either. Dw. I won't rehearse you on EM.
User avatar #15 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
you mean like this?
User avatar #16 to #15 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
yes, just like that
that a mod thing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
darker by level
we can enable them and disable them at will
User avatar #19 to #17 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
man, i wanna be a mod too!

so i can screw it up and get it taken away lol
User avatar #18 to #17 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
gotcha.
User avatar #14 - zameckis (01/30/2014) [-]
asdasdas
User avatar #11 - Marker ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
WHY
User avatar #12 to #11 - malinko (01/14/2014) [-]
Why what?
#13 to #12 - Marker ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
WHY
User avatar #7 - azumeow (12/14/2013) [-]
Hey malinko, how are things with you and the lady? I hope everything's going well!
User avatar #8 to #7 - malinko (01/07/2014) [-]
(sorry i never saw this comment until now lol)

things are going pretty good. She moved in with me. which is awesome.
to be honest i don't really have that much more to say on it. we're just a couple that lives together, and she happens to be blind. which i've had to change a lot of things about the way i live at home. like making sure everything is put right back were it was so she can find it later, and having everything labeled, (which that alone took forever)
User avatar #9 to #8 - azumeow (01/07/2014) [-]
**** happens yo. That's good, a "normal" life is always something to be happy about.

Just wanted to check up. You two seem to care intensely for one another. I've ****** things like this up enough times to genuinely wonder how it can actually work out for people sometimes. I'm glad for ya, man.
User avatar #10 to #9 - malinko (01/07/2014) [-]
thanks bud ^_^ and yes, i am very thankful to have her

though of course everything hasn't been rainbows and sunshine. you've butted heads more than once lol but who doesnt?
#2 - facetiousrunner (04/04/2013) [-]
Sorry you had to delete a photo that to most was touching. He is just one of the few things that actually makes my blood boil. take this cool Christmas photo thingy i made a while back as compensation. youve probably seen it but oh well
User avatar #3 to #2 - malinko (04/04/2013) [-]
yeah, stuff happens.
but no i havnt seen that and it is super funny ^_^
#4 to #3 - facetiousrunner (04/04/2013) [-]
sweet! well bud stay classy. you need anything don't hesitate to ask. bye now
User avatar #5 to #4 - malinko (04/04/2013) [-]
okay ^_^ you have a great night and good luck with the running!!!
User avatar #1 - joshuamckane (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you have a furnace i could trade for? id trade almost anything for it
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