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Date Signed Up:10/06/2011
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    Titles are hard Titles are hard
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    fuck you titles fuck you titles
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    true true
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    do ya see it too? do ya see it too?
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    More SJW bs. you know you love it More SJW bs. you know you love it

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#48 - okay, we're done here.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2016 on What modded GTA V looks... +1
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#53 - brokentrucker (07/28/2016) [-]
Dude, why.
#50 - itsjustabaitbro (07/28/2016) [-]
Wait, you're not going to tell me what it is?
#46 - Didn't know MAC had mine sweeper.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2016 on What modded GTA V looks... +2
#47 - itsjustabaitbro (07/28/2016) [-]
What's mine sweeper?
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#48 - malinko (07/28/2016) [-]
okay, we're done here.
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#53 - brokentrucker (07/28/2016) [-]
Dude, why.
#50 - itsjustabaitbro (07/28/2016) [-]
Wait, you're not going to tell me what it is?
#44 - You could try not buying a PC from walmart?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2016 on What modded GTA V looks... +4
#45 - itsjustabaitbro (07/28/2016) [-]
But I also got my Mac from wal-mart...
And my Mac can run games really well.
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#46 - malinko (07/28/2016) [-]
Didn't know MAC had mine sweeper.
#47 - itsjustabaitbro (07/28/2016) [-]
What's mine sweeper?
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#48 - malinko (07/28/2016) [-]
okay, we're done here.
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#53 - brokentrucker (07/28/2016) [-]
Dude, why.
#50 - itsjustabaitbro (07/28/2016) [-]
Wait, you're not going to tell me what it is?
#15 - not thick enough. not real mei 07/25/2016 on Mei Cosplay +2
#189 - It was awesome in a gruesome train wreck sort of way. 07/25/2016 on twi +2
#24 - That's a good point. but digital just looks tacky to…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Some people are awesome for... +1
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#25 - brokentrucker (07/25/2016) [-]
I agree, but I think the functionality of wearing a cheap watch outweighs the desire for a nice looking one. Personally, if I get a 30$ or whatever price digital watch taht can survive a nuclear explosion and 700 fathoms under lava, it could be fucking justin Bieber themed and I'd still wear it.
#57 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
>JB watch
>Would still wear it
Thumb down.
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#79 - gabikak (07/25/2016) [-]
le JB is shit meme xDDDDDDDDDDD EBIN!!!
#69 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
4U
#22 - I dont carry a microwave around with me. and....id probably we… 07/25/2016 on Some people are awesome for... +2
#18 - most people that can order **** off of computers also have cel…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Some people are awesome for... +1
#21 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Your microwave and a sundial also tell time, doesn't make a wristwatch any less useful of a tool.
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#22 - malinko (07/25/2016) [-]
I dont carry a microwave around with me. and....id probably wear a sundial.
#12 - but....they're digital. the **** is the point of wearing a wat…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Some people are awesome for... -1
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#98 - bloodrocutation (07/25/2016) [-]
the point is to tell the time. good digital watches are also usually objectively better, more acurate, have more functions, like a light up display, stopwatch, or alarm. they can tell the month and date, use solar energy, atomic timekeeping, and last way longer on battery charge than an analog. the system inside them is much more shock resistant and less likely to break. they are usually made out of material that's not for showing off, but actually protecting the watch. if you're going out on a trip in your yacht, then wear a golden rolex. if you're gonna go mountain climbing, fighting wars, or even just jogging, a digital watch is more useful.
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#23 - brokentrucker (07/25/2016) [-]
Cellphone:

Remove from pocket, bring to face, press button, realize the battery is low


Watch:

Bring wrist up to face. Battery lasts for centuries.
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#24 - malinko (07/25/2016) [-]
That's a good point.

but digital just looks tacky to me for some reason
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#25 - brokentrucker (07/25/2016) [-]
I agree, but I think the functionality of wearing a cheap watch outweighs the desire for a nice looking one. Personally, if I get a 30$ or whatever price digital watch taht can survive a nuclear explosion and 700 fathoms under lava, it could be fucking justin Bieber themed and I'd still wear it.
#57 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
>JB watch
>Would still wear it
Thumb down.
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#79 - gabikak (07/25/2016) [-]
le JB is shit meme xDDDDDDDDDDD EBIN!!!
#69 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
4U
#17 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
It works? Displays time in a 24 hour format if you're in the military? Alarm function? You like LCD technology?
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#18 - malinko (07/25/2016) [-]
most people that can order shit off of computers also have cell phones, which do all that shit you just listed. Watches are no longer a need, and if youre going to wear a watch, it might as well look nice. and digital watches are on par with B rated 80s horror movies on the cringe scale.
#21 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
Your microwave and a sundial also tell time, doesn't make a wristwatch any less useful of a tool.
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#22 - malinko (07/25/2016) [-]
I dont carry a microwave around with me. and....id probably wear a sundial.
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#13 - nhaluss (07/25/2016) [-]
Because its a watch.
#75 - Actually had a **** buddy that liked ******* dogs. didn't find…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2016 on twi +4
#188 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
If you thought it was awesome at all, you should get some help.
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#189 - malinko (07/25/2016) [-]
It was awesome in a gruesome train wreck sort of way.

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