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#997 - well good! i haven't been around for a while. 08/30/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
#981 - as long as its not that phanact mother ****** or marker…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
User avatar #1072 - Marker (08/30/2015) [-]
Fucking casino-kin
User avatar #991 - Felris (08/30/2015) [-]
phan­act isn't a mod anymore
User avatar #999 - defski (08/30/2015) [-]
what hapee-ned?
User avatar #997 - malinko (08/30/2015) [-]
well good! i haven't been around for a while.
#308 - Make me. Let me die and just leave my body there the whole time. 08/30/2015 on Vault 15 0
#37 - my local subway has 150mbps. its pretty bitchin  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on A need I never knew I needed 0
#38 - acebuck (08/29/2015) [-]
My local subway just got credit card readers
User avatar #50 - vonspyder (08/30/2015) [-]
thats great it will go perfect with the child molesters.
#177 - no. hes not telling it like it is. He's assuming hes going to … 08/29/2015 on this is EXACTLY why brothas... 0
#136 - wait.....but shes not black..how is that even possible?! 08/29/2015 on She wasn't ready 0
#168 - well if most of "your people" wouldn't act like such…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on this is EXACTLY why brothas... 0
User avatar #173 - basichaharemix (08/29/2015) [-]
Here's the thing, a lot of people on here will call a black person a nigger for anything. The guy is being honest, telling it like it is, and people are calling him a nigger. But then they wanna say "Not all black people are niggers" or "black people are not the same as niggers, white people are niggers also" Yet I have NEVER in the 3-5 years I have been on this site see them call a white person a nigger when they do something ignorant or FJ's definition of the word nigger.

Also assuming I was going to pull some kind of race card with you...

Get your head out of your ass. If somebody says stupid shit, I will treat them like the moron they are regardless of race.
User avatar #177 - malinko (08/29/2015) [-]
no. hes not telling it like it is. He's assuming hes going to be shot because its a white cop, because a few black CRIMINALS have been shot by white cops. So he's the one being a racist profiling asshole here.
The cop pulled him over for speeding (his friend in the car said so and thats why he was telling him to chill) but no, the cop must have pulled him over because he's a black man in a nice car. what a god damn crakka.

as for the video and the post being racist. I will never agree with you on, and I think the black man was in the wrong.

as for what you said about the website being racist calling people niggers. i'll agree with you on that. theres a bunch of assholes on this site, especially in the comment section. people shouldnt be calling people niggers. even black people should stop using it because its just keeping some negative shit going.

and yeah, im going to assume youre going to pull the race card, because every black person i argue with uses it. "Oh you got it easy whitey because you dont have to be livin on the streets like we do" and then I have to go through the whole process of telling them im not white and then they just attack my race whatever it is. So frankly, you black people are are just as racist as any fucking Klan's member.

#8 - Doing alright. just got a mountain of work this week end. but … 08/29/2015 on How is everyone doing tonight? 0
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User avatar #79 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]

I just read your story about dating a blind girl here ( www.funnyjunk.com/How+to+spot+a+petrolhead/funny-pictures/5476328/8#8 ) and you said that you have more stories. Could you maybe link them for me? I would love to read them. It makes me all fuzzy and warm inside to read something like that.
User avatar #81 to #80 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Thank you so much and sorry for bothering you.
User avatar #82 to #81 - malinko (03/08/2015) [-]
no bother at all bro. just been up all night catching up on work, just i welcomed the distraction lol
User avatar #83 to #82 - letmethink (03/08/2015) [-]
Man, I just read them all and I'm crying like a big baby. I\m sure you have heard this before, but I'm proud of you for coming out of your shell and confessing to her (and us) what has happened you. It takes guts to do such a thing. A lot of them to be honest.

And the way you went to the party and into the pool, man, that must have taken so much effort and willpower come out like that and do such a thing. I'm glad her family accepts you.

I know there are more stories (a break up or something (?)) and if you want to share them, I would love to hear them.
#76 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I shall gift your profile with KS
#77 to #76 - malinko (02/14/2015) [-]
yay! love me some KS
#78 to #77 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I could tell
#45 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
User avatar #46 to #45 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually I can do that right now lol

I've been working on designs for buttons, keyrings and bottle openers. oh and fridge magnets
#48 to #46 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
You have got to be 			********		 me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
You have got to be ******** me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
User avatar #49 to #48 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
I actually made a fridge magnet that has a shop grade magnet in it, you can hold a 5 b weight up with it lol
#50 to #49 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
*nudge nudge* Got any previews of the good stuff?
#51 to #50 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
here ya go. This was just a test one I made to make sure everything was working right.
#52 to #51 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
User avatar #53 to #52 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
2.25 inch which = 57.15mm which = 5.7cm
#54 to #53 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
User avatar #55 to #54 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
around $2. will be cheaper in a set.
#56 to #55 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
User avatar #57 to #56 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
will do buddy ^_^
User avatar #47 to #44 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - malinko (08/03/2014) [-]
#39 to #38 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Do you really think you can bribe me with cookies?
#41 to #40 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
you're right..
#42 to #41 - malinko (08/03/2014) [-]
yay! I made a friend by bribing them
#43 to #42 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Works everytime
#34 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy
User avatar #25 - namehasntbeentaken (04/24/2014) [-]
I thought I finally got that damn zone archive fap song out of my head, then I see your damn youtube uploads
User avatar #26 to #25 - malinko (04/24/2014) [-]
hahaha classic
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
are you a juggalo?
User avatar #21 to #20 - malinko (03/11/2014) [-]
No. Malinko is part of my real name. I'm Native American..
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User avatar #22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.

I'm not a juggalo either. Dw. I won't rehearse you on EM.
User avatar #15 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
you mean like this?
User avatar #16 to #15 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
yes, just like that
that a mod thing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
darker by level
we can enable them and disable them at will
User avatar #19 to #17 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
man, i wanna be a mod too!

so i can screw it up and get it taken away lol
User avatar #18 to #17 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - zameckis (01/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - Marker ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - malinko (01/14/2014) [-]
Why what?
#13 to #12 - Marker ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - azumeow ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Hey malinko, how are things with you and the lady? I hope everything's going well!
User avatar #8 to #7 - malinko (01/07/2014) [-]
(sorry i never saw this comment until now lol)

things are going pretty good. She moved in with me. which is awesome.
to be honest i don't really have that much more to say on it. we're just a couple that lives together, and she happens to be blind. which i've had to change a lot of things about the way i live at home. like making sure everything is put right back were it was so she can find it later, and having everything labeled, (which that alone took forever)
User avatar #9 to #8 - azumeow ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
**** happens yo. That's good, a "normal" life is always something to be happy about.

Just wanted to check up. You two seem to care intensely for one another. I've ****** things like this up enough times to genuinely wonder how it can actually work out for people sometimes. I'm glad for ya, man.
User avatar #10 to #9 - malinko (01/07/2014) [-]
thanks bud ^_^ and yes, i am very thankful to have her

though of course everything hasn't been rainbows and sunshine. you've butted heads more than once lol but who doesnt?
#2 - facetiousrunner (04/04/2013) [-]
Sorry you had to delete a photo that to most was touching. He is just one of the few things that actually makes my blood boil. take this cool Christmas photo thingy i made a while back as compensation. youve probably seen it but oh well
User avatar #3 to #2 - malinko (04/04/2013) [-]
yeah, stuff happens.
but no i havnt seen that and it is super funny ^_^
#4 to #3 - facetiousrunner (04/04/2013) [-]
sweet! well bud stay classy. you need anything don't hesitate to ask. bye now
User avatar #5 to #4 - malinko (04/04/2013) [-]
okay ^_^ you have a great night and good luck with the running!!!
User avatar #1 - joshuamckane (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you have a furnace i could trade for? id trade almost anything for it
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