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malhaloc

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:7/16/2012
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I don't care if people don't like each other, I just want people to get along. Either by being civil with each other or just not talking to each other. Whatever it takes to keep peace is what needs to be done. I have a lot of work to do here.

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latest user's comments

#248 - Because we're not allowed to carry them outside in most places… 5 hours ago on Paranoia Agent 0
#245 - There's no guns allowed in our schools either. Just saiyan. 5 hours ago on Paranoia Agent 0
#243 - Until someone shows up with a gun because last I checked (assu…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Paranoia Agent 0
#320 - deadmice (4 hours ago) [-]
Get your shit straight, we do have armed police. Pic related. They're rarely ever needed.

Here's a list of people who've actually had to be killed for law enforcement in the UK.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_killings_by_law_enforcement_officers_in_the_United_Kingdom

You can find sources for pretty much all of these.
#242 - We've had to since day 1. To prevent the kind of tyranny we ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Paranoia Agent +11
User avatar #267 - testaburger (4 hours ago) [-]
Seems kinda paranoid.
#42 - I mean, I guess it can be seen that way. I honestly don't thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on the Tumblr Tears are delicious 0
User avatar #43 - dinkusmaximusprowl (9 hours ago) [-]
Point taken
#18 - That's a bit of a stretch. I mean I see what you mean now, but…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2015 on the Tumblr Tears are delicious 0
User avatar #26 - epileptics (04/26/2015) [-]
That's because it wasn't the intention its a kids show. SHOWER ME WITH THUMBS OF RED
User avatar #32 - coledunk (20 hours ago) [-]
they may not have been pointing at tumblr specifically but that kind of mind set exists else where as well, so most likely aim at the idea of avoiding any thing that even reminds one of their fears, which is the basest for tumblr "trigger" mentality
#16 - Wait...How did the new episode make fun of tumblr? It was abou…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/25/2015 on the Tumblr Tears are delicious +1
User avatar #40 - dinkusmaximusprowl (14 hours ago) [-]
They were making fun of trigger word sjws.
User avatar #42 - malhaloc (9 hours ago) [-]
I mean, I guess it can be seen that way. I honestly don't think that was the intention and people are just seeing what they want to see. The joke where someone hates hearing a certain word and doesn't let people say it around them has been around long before #triggered.
User avatar #43 - dinkusmaximusprowl (9 hours ago) [-]
Point taken
#17 - brisineo (04/25/2015) [-]
A good part of the episode's beginning she got upset whenever Pinkie mentioned the word "Hibernation" and wouldn't allow anyone to speak it because it made her upset. Classic "trigger" word behavior.

Later in the episode she got over it (after Fluttershy made it worse of course and smacked Dashie a new one...) and Pinkie celebrated that fact. Demonstrating as one of the many lessons that could be learned from this episode, that trigger words are usually things that people use because they're only afraid and don't want to face their fears.
User avatar #18 - malhaloc (04/25/2015) [-]
That's a bit of a stretch. I mean I see what you mean now, but I don't think that was the intention.
User avatar #26 - epileptics (04/26/2015) [-]
That's because it wasn't the intention its a kids show. SHOWER ME WITH THUMBS OF RED
User avatar #32 - coledunk (20 hours ago) [-]
they may not have been pointing at tumblr specifically but that kind of mind set exists else where as well, so most likely aim at the idea of avoiding any thing that even reminds one of their fears, which is the basest for tumblr "trigger" mentality
#23 - Don't trigger me! 04/25/2015 on Mann means man in Norwegian +3
#127 - This is FunnyJunk. We don't believe in fun here. Fun is for ne… 04/25/2015 on Im going to try this againn +2
#9 - Actually it applies to any amount above 5 cents in value.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Silhouette Cutouts from Coins 0
User avatar #10 - lean (04/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, and it requires fraud, ie you are trying to pass off the coin/ note as something else at higher value. If you are not committing fraud, you can burn $100s to stay warm for all the government is concerned.

The government just does not want to be your material supplier at their expense.
User avatar #12 - toncheky (04/24/2015) [-]
Yes but wouldn't burning a lot of bills change the currency value? Like printing a lot of it causes inflation?
User avatar #13 - lean (04/24/2015) [-]
no, they would stop being cash and become ash. No fraud committed. Bills on property, they are IOU's from the government. You can't misrepresent them, but if you destroy them the government no longer owes you that equivalent dollar value.
User avatar #14 - toncheky (04/24/2015) [-]
You misunderstood me but okay.
User avatar #49 - toosexyforyou (04/25/2015) [-]
He understood you perfectly and gave you a very clear answer. The fuck?
User avatar #15 - lean (04/24/2015) [-]
You would have to burn billions per month to have any appreciable effect on the strength of the dollar. The Fed shreds millions in bills every day.

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User avatar #83 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
corruption
User avatar #99 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (03/06/2015) [-]
vinesauce
User avatar #102 to #99 - mayormilkman (03/13/2015) [-]
It became unbanned over time.
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User avatar #84 to #83 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Apathy
User avatar #85 to #84 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
what happened to you
User avatar #86 to #85 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #87 to #86 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I think something happened to you a year or two ago. You seemed to change drastically in one quality. I don't know. It may have been someone else.
User avatar #88 to #87 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
I dunno...what quality in what area?
User avatar #89 to #88 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Religion or something like that. I don't remember.
User avatar #90 to #89 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
What was the change?
User avatar #91 to #90 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember...
User avatar #92 to #91 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Huh...probably wasn't me. My stance on religion hasn't really changed much in...well it hasn't changed much. lol
User avatar #93 to #92 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I guess I am thinking of someone else, but you did something a year or two ago that was weird.
User avatar #94 to #93 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Not that I can remember. Was it a content or a comment or?
User avatar #95 to #94 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe a few comments, probably an argument.
User avatar #96 to #95 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Well, God knows I've been in plenty of them lol none that I'd classify as weird though.
User avatar #97 to #96 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Alright. Good night.
User avatar #98 to #97 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Night.
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**brolylssj rolls 42**   
I have you now.
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I have you now.
User avatar #66 to #65 - malhaloc (05/20/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 17** HAHA!
#69 to #67 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
You underestimate my power!   
*Roll 2*
You underestimate my power!
*Roll 2*
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#75 to #74 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
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User avatar #62 to #61 - malhaloc (02/20/2014) [-]
...groovy?
User avatar #63 to #62 - majormayor (02/20/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #58 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#59 to #58 - malhaloc (01/04/2014) [-]
a pretty pretty princess
a pretty pretty princess
User avatar #60 to #59 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Cool.
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ono
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**phanact rolls 77**mcderper its tag
roll a user once you get dubs and we go to their profile
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got it
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**joshlol rolls 10** twi where r u
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User avatar #39 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
butts
#40 to #39 - malhaloc (11/09/2013) [-]
Happiness

Hap...piness

Hap...penis

Penis! Penis! VAAAAAGINA!
User avatar #41 to #40 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
My life in 7 words
But butts, though.
#19 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
hiya! we seem to think the same!
User avatar #20 to #19 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
lol god help the world then
#21 to #20 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
screw the world! lets make a new one!
#22 to #21 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
I like that idea
I like that idea
#23 to #22 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
now do we like the current rules of science?
#24 to #23 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
User avatar #25 to #24 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
excellent! now apout the shape of planets:
round, flat, or random?
User avatar #28 to #25 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
some shall be prism, some cubed and some rectangular. as in 2d
User avatar #26 to #25 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Sorry went to DcMonald's. And random of course
#27 to #26 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
good, good. now what about dying? how do you die?
User avatar #29 to #27 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Well...old people are too much fun. Lets rule out age...Bacon deficiency?
#30 to #29 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
perfect. now what color should light be?
User avatar #31 to #30 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
I like the light spectrum but red to blue how about green, purple, yellow, blue orange
#32 to #31 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
and what species should there be?
User avatar #33 to #32 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Lets see what you come up with
#34 to #33 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
ponies, mokies, dragons, and metas.
User avatar #35 to #34 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Hm...and what of sea life?
#36 to #35 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
seaponies, dragons, aqua humanoids, and giant seamonsters!
#37 to #36 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
#38 to #37 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
yes! now we add the fourth wall breakers and we may travel there!
#16 - hentaiacc (05/07/2013) [-]
Came here to take your comment virginity
Came here to take your comment virginity
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