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I don't care if people don't like each other, I just want people to get along. Either by being civil with each other or just not talking to each other. Whatever it takes to keep peace is what needs to be done. I have a lot of work to do here.

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#12 - well now i just feel silly. i was tired last night so my train…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2015 on number 1 -15
#22 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Thumb up for knowing when you're wrong!
User avatar #18 - srskate (02/25/2015) [-]
for the record, .9 repeating = 1
#13 - dutchfag (02/25/2015) [-]
1. Do something retarded

2. Ughhh, i was a. Drunk b. Tired
#15 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
you >>#12 and dommy are all enormous faggots. But dommy is a fucking thundercunt on top of that.
User avatar #38 - domny (02/25/2015) [-]
yay.
#10 - what's with you and the brony thing? i know 3=/=1 nor does 1=0…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/24/2015 on number 1 -27
#39 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Well you are completely wrong on the math, but you're right that FJ has been jumping on some red thumb bandwagons for fucking dumb shit lately. Only irritates me because I expect better from here, but it seems everyone wants us to become 4chan or some stupid shit.
#11 - kadrismieryu (02/24/2015) [-]
Because you're wrong.
(1/3) = 0.333...
3*(1/3) = 3 * 0.333...
3 * 0.333... = 0.999...

Somehow you have
3 * (3 * 0.333...) = 0.999...
3 = 0.999...

Where the hell are you getting the extra 3
User avatar #12 - malhaloc (02/24/2015) [-]
well now i just feel silly. i was tired last night so my train of thought was off
#22 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Thumb up for knowing when you're wrong!
User avatar #18 - srskate (02/25/2015) [-]
for the record, .9 repeating = 1
#13 - dutchfag (02/25/2015) [-]
1. Do something retarded

2. Ughhh, i was a. Drunk b. Tired
#15 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
you >>#12 and dommy are all enormous faggots. But dommy is a fucking thundercunt on top of that.
User avatar #38 - domny (02/25/2015) [-]
yay.
#6 - 1=0.999... 3=0.999... 3=1 to deny one of thos…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/24/2015 on number 1 -35
#8 - domny (02/24/2015) [-]
3 is not 0.999.
you made 3 times a third you stupid fuck.
1 / 3 x 3 = 1 = 0.999...
1 x 3 = 3 =/= 0.999...
3 =/= 1
brony ignorance at work.
User avatar #10 - malhaloc (02/24/2015) [-]
what's with you and the brony thing? i know 3=/=1 nor does 1=0.999...

the joke here is that 1/9x9=1 while 9x0.111...= 0.999...

mathematically these two numbers are the same even though they're really not. so i made the joke that you could do the same thing with 1/3 and equate it to 1 or 0.999...

what's with fj and getting so buttmad over the stupidest shit lately. are those feminist posts starting to rub off on you?
#39 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Well you are completely wrong on the math, but you're right that FJ has been jumping on some red thumb bandwagons for fucking dumb shit lately. Only irritates me because I expect better from here, but it seems everyone wants us to become 4chan or some stupid shit.
#11 - kadrismieryu (02/24/2015) [-]
Because you're wrong.
(1/3) = 0.333...
3*(1/3) = 3 * 0.333...
3 * 0.333... = 0.999...

Somehow you have
3 * (3 * 0.333...) = 0.999...
3 = 0.999...

Where the hell are you getting the extra 3
User avatar #12 - malhaloc (02/24/2015) [-]
well now i just feel silly. i was tired last night so my train of thought was off
#22 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Thumb up for knowing when you're wrong!
User avatar #18 - srskate (02/25/2015) [-]
for the record, .9 repeating = 1
#13 - dutchfag (02/25/2015) [-]
1. Do something retarded

2. Ughhh, i was a. Drunk b. Tired
#15 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
you >>#12 and dommy are all enormous faggots. But dommy is a fucking thundercunt on top of that.
User avatar #38 - domny (02/25/2015) [-]
yay.
#4 - 3=1 02/24/2015 on number 1 -6
#3 - 1/3=0.333... 3x1/3=3x0.333... 3=0.999...  [+] (15 new replies) 02/24/2015 on number 1 -39
User avatar #34 - psykobear (02/25/2015) [-]
Bro, your left side.
When you simplified 3 * 1/3, you said it was 3. It is not, it is 1.
You McFucked up.
#9 - kadrismieryu (02/24/2015) [-]
2/3=0.666...
3*(2/3)=3*0.666...
3=1.999...

4/3=1.333...
3*(4/3)=3*1.333...
3=4


3 is everything when you're bad at math!
#5 - domny (02/24/2015) [-]
>> to 3,
3 times a third is one.
3 is not one.
brony power at work.
User avatar #6 - malhaloc (02/24/2015) [-]
1=0.999...
3=0.999...
3=1

to deny one of those is to deny the other since it's mathematically the same.

inb4 yet another internet argument i care nothing about
#8 - domny (02/24/2015) [-]
3 is not 0.999.
you made 3 times a third you stupid fuck.
1 / 3 x 3 = 1 = 0.999...
1 x 3 = 3 =/= 0.999...
3 =/= 1
brony ignorance at work.
User avatar #10 - malhaloc (02/24/2015) [-]
what's with you and the brony thing? i know 3=/=1 nor does 1=0.999...

the joke here is that 1/9x9=1 while 9x0.111...= 0.999...

mathematically these two numbers are the same even though they're really not. so i made the joke that you could do the same thing with 1/3 and equate it to 1 or 0.999...

what's with fj and getting so buttmad over the stupidest shit lately. are those feminist posts starting to rub off on you?
#39 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Well you are completely wrong on the math, but you're right that FJ has been jumping on some red thumb bandwagons for fucking dumb shit lately. Only irritates me because I expect better from here, but it seems everyone wants us to become 4chan or some stupid shit.
#11 - kadrismieryu (02/24/2015) [-]
Because you're wrong.
(1/3) = 0.333...
3*(1/3) = 3 * 0.333...
3 * 0.333... = 0.999...

Somehow you have
3 * (3 * 0.333...) = 0.999...
3 = 0.999...

Where the hell are you getting the extra 3
User avatar #12 - malhaloc (02/24/2015) [-]
well now i just feel silly. i was tired last night so my train of thought was off
#22 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
Thumb up for knowing when you're wrong!
User avatar #18 - srskate (02/25/2015) [-]
for the record, .9 repeating = 1
#13 - dutchfag (02/25/2015) [-]
1. Do something retarded

2. Ughhh, i was a. Drunk b. Tired
#15 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
you >>#12 and dommy are all enormous faggots. But dommy is a fucking thundercunt on top of that.
User avatar #38 - domny (02/25/2015) [-]
yay.
User avatar #4 - malhaloc (02/24/2015) [-]
3=1
#172 - You know what they say about not knowing how little you care a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on fatties gonna fat -1
User avatar #222 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
Losing fat is diet.

That's all though.
#171 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on fatties gonna fat 0
#177 - hitwright (02/24/2015) [-]
It's first time I hear about that our body has some specific food that we evolved to metabolise correctly. As far as I know, it can process a lot of different food, were omnivores for a reason and the only thing we care about is the energy intake/use ratio. Of course some things are worse than others, for example sweeteners.
Sweeteners as far as I understand dictate about high calorie food, which increases the production of enzymes, which increase the so called hunger feeling. That is more or less the reason, why it's a bad idea to try to drop weight by drinking low-calorie soda drinks.
#178 - hitwright (02/24/2015) [-]
I have no clue why you deleted your comments. I thought we had a nice conversation going
#168 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2015 on fatties gonna fat 0
#169 - hitwright (02/24/2015) [-]
I mean being loco about natural things. You can't just throw the word natural around and expect that you explained your position. You do realize that a lot of natural things are dangerous and toxic too.
Human body was designed to eat everything that has calories. And the more calories the food has the more we wish to eat it. Through out ages that helped us to survive.
Preservatives on the other hand is not a bad thing. If not for that you might never enjoy many different kind of fruit and vegetables. dependent on where you live of course Not to mention a fuller vitamins and minerals intake possibility.
#171 - malhaloc has deleted their comment.
#177 - hitwright (02/24/2015) [-]
It's first time I hear about that our body has some specific food that we evolved to metabolise correctly. As far as I know, it can process a lot of different food, were omnivores for a reason and the only thing we care about is the energy intake/use ratio. Of course some things are worse than others, for example sweeteners.
Sweeteners as far as I understand dictate about high calorie food, which increases the production of enzymes, which increase the so called hunger feeling. That is more or less the reason, why it's a bad idea to try to drop weight by drinking low-calorie soda drinks.
#178 - hitwright (02/24/2015) [-]
I have no clue why you deleted your comments. I thought we had a nice conversation going
#102 - Nice! I wen't from 245 to 209. Then...holidays lol I couldn't resist.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on fatties gonna fat +1
User avatar #107 - ponchosdm (02/24/2015) [-]
BTW, great job in dropping that much, best wishes, hope you reach your goal
User avatar #105 - ponchosdm (02/24/2015) [-]
Well, you can have your rewards from time to time, as long as you keep yourself healthy you can eat whatever you want
#97 - 46 pounds in 2 months? damn man, i did that in almost a year...  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2015 on fatties gonna fat +1
User avatar #103 - ponchosdm (02/24/2015) [-]
210*, remember, its easier to lose weight if you are very fat or obese, it gets harder when you are in slightly overweight or normal weight
User avatar #100 - ponchosdm (02/24/2015) [-]
He was 253 and went to 207, he was very happy going below 200, still he didn't made it in time for a bungee jump we had, still he had a great advance
User avatar #102 - malhaloc (02/24/2015) [-]
Nice! I wen't from 245 to 209. Then...holidays lol I couldn't resist.
User avatar #107 - ponchosdm (02/24/2015) [-]
BTW, great job in dropping that much, best wishes, hope you reach your goal
User avatar #105 - ponchosdm (02/24/2015) [-]
Well, you can have your rewards from time to time, as long as you keep yourself healthy you can eat whatever you want

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User avatar #83 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
corruption
User avatar #84 to #83 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Apathy
User avatar #85 to #84 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
what happened to you
User avatar #86 to #85 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #87 to #86 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I think something happened to you a year or two ago. You seemed to change drastically in one quality. I don't know. It may have been someone else.
User avatar #88 to #87 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
I dunno...what quality in what area?
User avatar #89 to #88 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Religion or something like that. I don't remember.
User avatar #90 to #89 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
What was the change?
User avatar #91 to #90 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember...
User avatar #92 to #91 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Huh...probably wasn't me. My stance on religion hasn't really changed much in...well it hasn't changed much. lol
User avatar #93 to #92 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I guess I am thinking of someone else, but you did something a year or two ago that was weird.
User avatar #94 to #93 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Not that I can remember. Was it a content or a comment or?
User avatar #95 to #94 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe a few comments, probably an argument.
User avatar #96 to #95 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Well, God knows I've been in plenty of them lol none that I'd classify as weird though.
User avatar #97 to #96 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Alright. Good night.
User avatar #98 to #97 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Night.
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I have you now.
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I have you now.
User avatar #66 to #65 - malhaloc (05/20/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 17** HAHA!
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Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
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User avatar #62 to #61 - malhaloc (02/20/2014) [-]
...groovy?
User avatar #63 to #62 - majormayor (02/20/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #58 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#59 to #58 - malhaloc (01/04/2014) [-]
a pretty pretty princess
a pretty pretty princess
User avatar #60 to #59 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Cool.
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User avatar #39 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
butts
#40 to #39 - malhaloc (11/09/2013) [-]
Happiness

Hap...piness

Hap...penis

Penis! Penis! VAAAAAGINA!
User avatar #41 to #40 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
My life in 7 words
But butts, though.
#19 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
hiya! we seem to think the same!
User avatar #20 to #19 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
lol god help the world then
#21 to #20 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
screw the world! lets make a new one!
#22 to #21 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
I like that idea
I like that idea
#23 to #22 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
now do we like the current rules of science?
#24 to #23 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
User avatar #25 to #24 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
excellent! now apout the shape of planets:
round, flat, or random?
User avatar #28 to #25 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
some shall be prism, some cubed and some rectangular. as in 2d
User avatar #26 to #25 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Sorry went to DcMonald's. And random of course
#27 to #26 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
good, good. now what about dying? how do you die?
User avatar #29 to #27 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Well...old people are too much fun. Lets rule out age...Bacon deficiency?
#30 to #29 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
perfect. now what color should light be?
User avatar #31 to #30 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
I like the light spectrum but red to blue how about green, purple, yellow, blue orange
#32 to #31 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
and what species should there be?
User avatar #33 to #32 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Lets see what you come up with
#34 to #33 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
ponies, mokies, dragons, and metas.
User avatar #35 to #34 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Hm...and what of sea life?
#36 to #35 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
seaponies, dragons, aqua humanoids, and giant seamonsters!
#37 to #36 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
#38 to #37 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
yes! now we add the fourth wall breakers and we may travel there!
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Came here to take your comment virginity
Came here to take your comment virginity
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