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#37 - There are many creatures that rejuvenate. There's a creature t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on BITCH, IT'S SCIENCE TIME -2
#45 - kamion (11 hours ago) [-]
You're confusing biology with simple physics, and adding some New Age hippie shit to boot.
You used immortality and rejuvenation of some species, a simple biological phenomenon, to prove that time doesn't actually exist and somehow squeezed in lizards in there. It seems to me you're trying to say something about the cyclical nature of death and rebirth, but I'm not really sure.
Please, elaborate.
#29 - I'm pretty sure time only goes forward because clocks are gear…  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on BITCH, IT'S SCIENCE TIME +1
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#35 - GnRNoD (11 hours ago) [-]
You are right, but if at some point, time moves backwards would things keep aging or would they rejuvenate? Time would still be passing, just that in reverse.
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#37 - malhaloc (11 hours ago) [-]
There are many creatures that rejuvenate. There's a creature that is potentially immortal, recycling its lifespan over and over again as it ages. If time as we know it moved in reverse, lizards would slowly lose their tails and immediately gain a new one, while the phoenix jellyfish would get younger and younger until it reached the polyp stage then sprout anew as an old jellyfish.
#45 - kamion (11 hours ago) [-]
You're confusing biology with simple physics, and adding some New Age hippie shit to boot.
You used immortality and rejuvenation of some species, a simple biological phenomenon, to prove that time doesn't actually exist and somehow squeezed in lizards in there. It seems to me you're trying to say something about the cyclical nature of death and rebirth, but I'm not really sure.
Please, elaborate.
#22 - Every companion has something they do. Piper picks locks, Vick…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on If you want something done... +18
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#24 - EdwardNigma (11 hours ago) [-]
Cait picks locks tho.
#49 - Actually I believe there was a change to that law to include m…  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Gender Equality +1
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#65 - hasinvadedyou (12 hours ago) [-]
last time i checked it included any kind of forced penetration with a penis or objects including fingers, dildos, candle sticks, etc.
#87 - Fgner (11 hours ago) [-]
I'd let you invade me with a candle stick anyday.
#42 - >Two lesbians **** >One of them regrets it later …  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on Gender Equality +5
#47 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
Unfortunately the law defines rape as "The unlawful penetration of the vagina, mouth or anus by a penis." Therefore a woman cannot commit rape, only sexual assault.
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#49 - malhaloc (12 hours ago) [-]
Actually I believe there was a change to that law to include men, but it still requires penetration. So unless she's using a dildo, a woman still can't rape.
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#65 - hasinvadedyou (12 hours ago) [-]
last time i checked it included any kind of forced penetration with a penis or objects including fingers, dildos, candle sticks, etc.
#87 - Fgner (11 hours ago) [-]
I'd let you invade me with a candle stick anyday.
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#43 - jokexplain (13 hours ago) [-]
The ugliest one is obviously the culprit.
#3 - Poneball > Masterball 05/30/2016 on When you want to bait FJ +1
#6 - Because what he was saying can be labled as a micro, or even m… 05/29/2016 on Why? 0
#101 - My ex broke up with me because I disagreed with her stance on … 05/29/2016 on long distance +1
#17 - Deadpool actually doesn't like chimichangas. He just likes say… 05/28/2016 on Cap +1
#22 - Because the gruff cowboy gunslinger with a cigar has never bee… 05/28/2016 on   +5
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#123 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**malhaloc rolls Instead of beating them, Chris Brown now does _ to women.**
#124 to #123 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls The heart of a child.**
#125 to #124 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Team-building exercises.**
#126 to #125 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**anonymous rolls Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _.**
#128 to #126 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Sexy Siamese twins.**
#127 to #126 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Being on fire.**
#129 to #127 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**malhaloc rolls No harem anime is complete without _.**
#131 to #129 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls Dragon boobs.**
#130 to #129 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Blowing some dudes in an alley.**
#132 to #130 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**mazrik rolls Pathfinder is basically D&D _ Edition.**
#134 to #132 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls Puppies!**
#133 to #132 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Bribing the GM with sexual favors.**
#135 to #133 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**malhaloc rolls 0,303,254**
#136 to #135 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**malhaloc rolls What did I bring back from Mexico?**
#138 to #136 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls The forbidden fruit.**
#137 to #136 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Concealing a boner**
#139 to #137 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**mazrik rolls When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.**
#141 to #139 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls A brain tumor.***roll 1, cah answer*
#142 to #141 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.**
#143 to #142 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls The last shreads of dignity.**
#144 to #143 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Not having sex.**
#145 to #144 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**malhaloc rolls Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.**
#146 to #145 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls Vomiting in the shower**
#147 to #146 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls A can of whoop-ass.**
#153 to #147 - malhaloc
(11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Blow Up Bianca the Latex Lovedoll.**
#152 to #147 - mazrik
(11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls Vigorous jazz hands.**
#151 to #147 - malhaloc
(11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**malhaloc rolls Alightment: Chaotic _**
#150 to #147 - malhaloc
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**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Mooing.**
#149 to #147 - mazrik
(11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls An unusually-attractive transvestite**
#148 to #147 - mazrik
(11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**mazrik rolls What's my secret power?**
#104 - murrlogic (09/15/2015) [-]
>tfw muffin horsie.
#105 to #104 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
muffin horsie is best horsie
#106 to #105 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
I approve of the Dr. Whooves ship.

And Derpy's fanon children
#107 to #106 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
second.jpg
#108 to #107 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Favorite episode?
#110 to #108 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
You?
#109 to #108 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
So far, I can't decide between Slice of Life, Pinkie Pride, or Do Princesses Dream of Magic
#111 to #109 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
So Pinkie is your other favorite?

Have you met DrOhcysp, sheashea, and shadowtails the 3 biggest pinkie pie fans on FJ?

#112 to #111 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
She's my favorite of the Mane 6, then Derpy is my favorite of all. And no I don't think I have.
#122 to #112 - DrOhcysp (09/16/2015) [-]
Hello der
#121 to #112 - sheashea (09/16/2015) [-]
Hi I guess...? :o
I'm only a pinkie fan until I turn the images into Dinkie <3
#113 to #112 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
You will soon

Who is your least favorite pone?
#115 to #113 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
Who's your fave and least fave?
#114 to #113 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
I'd have to say Rarity. I just can't stand the superficial types. Don't get me wrong, Tabitha does an amazing job playing her, but the character herself comes off as a bitch more often than not.
#117 to #114 - phanact (09/16/2015) [-]
That's a nice opinion you've got there
#118 to #117 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
#119 to #118 - phanact (09/16/2015) [-]
LOL
#120 to #119 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
To be fair though, I did legitimately like the new episode. Rarity is making progress with her dream and finds her passion again for what she's doing. That's something I think we can all relate to.
#116 to #114 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
>Rarity

Somewhere geeg and pinkiepieshappines are not aamused with your shenanigans

and Phanact is seething with anger
#83 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
corruption
#99 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (03/06/2015) [-]
vinesauce
#102 to #99 - mayormilkman (03/13/2015) [-]
It became unbanned over time.
#103 to #102 - garymotherfingoak (03/13/2015) [-]
kewl
#100 to #99 - mayormilkman (03/09/2015) [-]
ha
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#84 to #83 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Apathy
#85 to #84 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
what happened to you
#86 to #85 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
what?
#87 to #86 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I think something happened to you a year or two ago. You seemed to change drastically in one quality. I don't know. It may have been someone else.
#88 to #87 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
I dunno...what quality in what area?
#89 to #88 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Religion or something like that. I don't remember.
#90 to #89 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
What was the change?
#91 to #90 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember...
#92 to #91 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Huh...probably wasn't me. My stance on religion hasn't really changed much in...well it hasn't changed much. lol
#93 to #92 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I guess I am thinking of someone else, but you did something a year or two ago that was weird.
#94 to #93 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Not that I can remember. Was it a content or a comment or?
#95 to #94 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe a few comments, probably an argument.
#96 to #95 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Well, God knows I've been in plenty of them lol none that I'd classify as weird though.
#97 to #96 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Alright. Good night.
#98 to #97 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Night.
#65 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
**brolylssj rolls 42**   
I have you now.
**brolylssj rolls 42**
I have you now.
#66 to #65 - malhaloc (05/20/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 17** HAHA!
#67 to #66 - malhaloc (05/20/2014) [-]
#69 to #67 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
You underestimate my power!   
*Roll 2*
You underestimate my power!
*Roll 2*
#70 to #69 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
**brolylssj rolls 47**
#71 to #70 - malhaloc (05/21/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 29**
#72 to #71 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
**brolylssj rolls 74**
#73 to #72 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
**brolylssj rolls 52**
*roll 2*
#74 to #73 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
**brolylssj rolls 54**
#75 to #74 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
#76 to #75 - malhaloc (05/22/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 19**
#77 to #76 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
**brolylssj rolls 02**
**brolylssj rolls 02**
#78 to #77 - malhaloc (05/22/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 34**
#79 to #78 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/24/2014) [-]
**brolylssj rolls 44**
#81 to #79 - malhaloc (05/24/2014) [-]
...
#80 to #79 - malhaloc (05/24/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 12**
#82 to #80 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
**brolylssj rolls 09**
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#64 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#62 to #61 - malhaloc (02/20/2014) [-]
...groovy?
#63 to #62 - majormayor (02/20/2014) [-]
Yep.
#58 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#59 to #58 - malhaloc (01/04/2014) [-]
a pretty pretty princess
a pretty pretty princess
#60 to #59 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Cool.
#55 - mcderper (12/23/2013) [-]
**mcderper rolls 72**
#52 - twi (12/23/2013) [-]
v
#54 to #52 - twi (12/23/2013) [-]
ono
#51 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
**joshlol rolls 25**