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I don't care if people don't like each other, I just want people to get along. Either by being civil with each other or just not talking to each other. Whatever it takes to keep peace is what needs to be done. I have a lot of work to do here.

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#66 - temporarily (12 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #56 - mapleknight (13 hours ago) [-]
Not really much of a shitstorm, fabulous and sparklyboy
User avatar #47 - teevee (15 hours ago) [-]
not everything starts a fucking shitstorm
User avatar #54 - malhaloc (14 hours ago) [-]
Have you ever been on the internet?...Ever? That's exactly what happens with the smallest of things.
#50 - Its not about the number. Its about the percentage. 20 million…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Famliy Guy +19
User avatar #234 - furiousmarshmellow (22 hours ago) [-]
Let it be said that all these 6 million jews didn't just come from one country alone.
User avatar #195 - leadstriker (07/12/2014) [-]
so if i kill someone in a town it doesn't matter how many people i killed it's about the percentage of people killed. So if i kill someone in Antarctica it's more wrong than if i kill someone in Delhi?
#211 - greyhoundfd (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, let's say you fire an artillery shell into a developed area. If that developed area is a small suburban or rural neighborhood, you might kill 10-20 people. If that developed area is New York City or Tokyo, you will likely kill thousands if not tens of thousands. Germany pretty much scoured all of Deutschland looking for jews, gays, and anyone else they deemed untermensch, while significantly less effort is required to kill similar numbers through ethnic atrocities in an area like China.

They're still horrific things, but the fact that the numbers are greater doesn't make it a worse calamity, it's based on the circumstances and the effort required.
#241 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
Are you fucking retarded? You'd kill a few dozen if they're crowded together at ground zero with HE rounds
User avatar #283 - satrenkotheone (18 hours ago) [-]
He's talkin aboot nuke cannons
#322 - greyhoundfd (6 hours ago) [-]
Not nuke cannons so much as the Gustav.
User avatar #324 - satrenkotheone (6 hours ago) [-]
I think a cannon of the same size and such were used against Paris and it was pretty inefficient. Maybe about a hundred casualties in one shell and it'd take a lot of shelling to get into the thousands with it considering reload times etc.
#325 - greyhoundfd (6 hours ago) [-]
That's why I gave the example of New York or Tokyo. Paris is not terribly dense, while New York City and Tokyo have seemingly made it their mission statement to pack as many people into the same area as possible. If you fired a Gustav shell into Times Square, the casualties on the streets alone would number over 500, add in the buildings and you've broken a thousand, if not several thousand.
User avatar #214 - leadstriker (23 hours ago) [-]
the thing is, you full well know where you are firing and how many people are gonna kill. it doesn't matter if i can kill ants on masse by stepping on them or having to kill them by toothpick. Yes one is more difficult that the other. you full well know how many you are going to kill. When the US dropped an atomic bomb on japan you don't hear people say "well it wasn't as bad as 'this' because it was easy or possible to do it so the crime of killing 100,000 by nuke is lesser than killing 100,000 by a sword." my main argument is it doesn't matter the tactic or weapon or the circumstance 1 person= 1 person.
#216 - greyhoundfd (23 hours ago) [-]
I know, I'm simply saying that if the Germans had been able to kill 20 million Jews, or 30 million, or 40 million, they would have done it in a heartbeat. It was like a sport for the people ordering their elimination. Not quite the same in the case of Japan. While the Japanese did shitty things to the Chinese, it was not the active goal of their attacks.
User avatar #217 - leadstriker (23 hours ago) [-]
yeah it wasn't a goal for me to kill a person. I was simply trying to reach a drug store and that person was in the way.

you have a really distorted view of war and genocides
#218 - greyhoundfd (23 hours ago) [-]
Look, if I'm missing something please send me a link or a wikipedia article or something. I focus more on the Eastern and Western Fronts than the Japanese part of the war. It's entirely possible I'm missing something here.
User avatar #220 - leadstriker (23 hours ago) [-]
dude im just really confused why you don't understand killing 20 million people is more that killing 11million people and why the intent of the act justify killing anyone.
#222 - greyhoundfd (23 hours ago) [-]
Yes. I can do basic math, I understand that 20 million is more than killing 11 million. My point is just that we all acknowledge circumstances change things. You don't include the casualties of war with the people who were in the death camps, so they're obviously two different things.

My point is just that the German Holocaust was based on an ethnic hatred. If you put x number of jews in Germany, and notified the Nazis that there were x number of jews in their borders, then they would have just continued killing and killing until there were no jews left. If the Japanese had completely secured China, then they wouldn't have just kept killing and killing Chinese until there were no Chinese left, just until the country was secure again. Ethnic Cleansing is very different than other crimes against humanity. The only limitations on the German Genocide was time and population, the only limit on the Japanese Genocide was simply how vigorously fought the war was.

I'm not saying that the Japanese are "good guys", just that if the Germans had had the ability, there would have been many more deaths in the camps than in the Japanese occupation of China and Manchuria.
User avatar #225 - leadstriker (22 hours ago) [-]
yeah i get what you're saying
your original comment should've been:
"germans would've killed more people if the jews weren't hiding in an attic and writing books and shit"
#227 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
That's... a fair enough way of putting it.
#148 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
not sure if joking or cold ass mofo
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You'd be implying that Tumblr knows we exist.
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#65 - brolylssj (05/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #65 - malhaloc ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 17** HAHA!
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...groovy?
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User avatar #58 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#59 to #58 - malhaloc ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
a pretty pretty princess
a pretty pretty princess
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#40 to #39 - malhaloc ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Happiness

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Penis! Penis! VAAAAAGINA!
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#19 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
hiya! we seem to think the same!
User avatar #20 to #19 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
lol god help the world then
#21 to #20 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
screw the world! lets make a new one!
#22 to #21 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
I like that idea
I like that idea
#23 to #22 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
now do we like the current rules of science?
#24 to #23 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
User avatar #25 to #24 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
excellent! now apout the shape of planets:
round, flat, or random?
User avatar #28 to #25 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
some shall be prism, some cubed and some rectangular. as in 2d
User avatar #26 to #25 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Sorry went to DcMonald's. And random of course
#27 to #26 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
good, good. now what about dying? how do you die?
User avatar #29 to #27 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Well...old people are too much fun. Lets rule out age...Bacon deficiency?
#30 to #29 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
perfect. now what color should light be?
User avatar #31 to #30 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
I like the light spectrum but red to blue how about green, purple, yellow, blue orange
#32 to #31 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
and what species should there be?
User avatar #33 to #32 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Lets see what you come up with
#34 to #33 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
ponies, mokies, dragons, and metas.
User avatar #35 to #34 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Hm...and what of sea life?
#36 to #35 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
seaponies, dragons, aqua humanoids, and giant seamonsters!
#37 to #36 - malhaloc ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
#38 to #37 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
yes! now we add the fourth wall breakers and we may travel there!
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