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Date Signed Up:7/16/2012
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I don't care if people don't like each other, I just want people to get along. Either by being civil with each other or just not talking to each other. Whatever it takes to keep peace is what needs to be done. I have a lot of work to do here.

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#115 - I gots me a PS4. I have maybe 4 games for it and they only exi… 03/27/2015 on Explaining the new gen systems 0
#19 - Personally I don't think you missed much. The whole draw to th… 03/27/2015 on Moe knows whats up -2
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#343 - At 2 weeks the fetus shows vital signs. The medical definition…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on My mom is gonna kill me -1
User avatar #356 - gravysponge (03/27/2015) [-]
No the actual definition of life (on Earth at least) more or less comes down to cellular activity. All cells are alive at all times, technically no 'new life' is ever formed during sexual reproduction.

I never said a fetus isn't alive. Sperm and eggs are alive, Zygotes are alive, blastocysts are alive, fetuses are alive.
What I'm saying is, a fetus is not the same FORM of life as a baby, or a child, or an adult. In the same way you don't directly compare humans and other animals to bacteria, you cannot directly compare a fetus to a baby.

The reason we don't kill people in coma's is because they still have functioning brains, possibly with their personalities intact. A better comparison would be to a brain dead person, which we actually do pull the plug on once the diagnosis is received and proper procedures have been done. The reason for this is because we know that a person is a result of a functioning brain, and once the brain no longer functions, the person is gone.

In that sense, one could argue that a fetus is a pre-consciousness organism, just as a brain dead body is a post-consciousness one. It goes beyond the ability to think feel or learn, it is to say that consciousness, 'being' itself, is impossible within those bodies.

As such, to destroy those bodies does not harm any person. It is simply ending a non-conscious organism.
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User avatar #83 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
corruption
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vinesauce
User avatar #102 to #99 - mayormilkman (03/13/2015) [-]
It became unbanned over time.
User avatar #103 to #102 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
kewl
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User avatar #84 to #83 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Apathy
User avatar #85 to #84 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
what happened to you
User avatar #86 to #85 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #87 to #86 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I think something happened to you a year or two ago. You seemed to change drastically in one quality. I don't know. It may have been someone else.
User avatar #88 to #87 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
I dunno...what quality in what area?
User avatar #89 to #88 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Religion or something like that. I don't remember.
User avatar #90 to #89 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
What was the change?
User avatar #91 to #90 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember...
User avatar #92 to #91 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Huh...probably wasn't me. My stance on religion hasn't really changed much in...well it hasn't changed much. lol
User avatar #93 to #92 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I guess I am thinking of someone else, but you did something a year or two ago that was weird.
User avatar #94 to #93 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Not that I can remember. Was it a content or a comment or?
User avatar #95 to #94 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe a few comments, probably an argument.
User avatar #96 to #95 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Well, God knows I've been in plenty of them lol none that I'd classify as weird though.
User avatar #97 to #96 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Alright. Good night.
User avatar #98 to #97 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Night.
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**brolylssj rolls 42**   
I have you now.
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I have you now.
User avatar #66 to #65 - malhaloc (05/20/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 17** HAHA!
#69 to #67 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
You underestimate my power!   
*Roll 2*
You underestimate my power!
*Roll 2*
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#75 to #74 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
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User avatar #62 to #61 - malhaloc (02/20/2014) [-]
...groovy?
User avatar #63 to #62 - majormayor (02/20/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #58 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#59 to #58 - malhaloc (01/04/2014) [-]
a pretty pretty princess
a pretty pretty princess
User avatar #60 to #59 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Cool.
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**phanact rolls 77**mcderper its tag
roll a user once you get dubs and we go to their profile
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got it
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**joshlol rolls 10** twi where r u
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User avatar #39 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
butts
#40 to #39 - malhaloc (11/09/2013) [-]
Happiness

Hap...piness

Hap...penis

Penis! Penis! VAAAAAGINA!
User avatar #41 to #40 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
My life in 7 words
But butts, though.
#19 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
hiya! we seem to think the same!
User avatar #20 to #19 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
lol god help the world then
#21 to #20 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
screw the world! lets make a new one!
#22 to #21 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
I like that idea
I like that idea
#23 to #22 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
now do we like the current rules of science?
#24 to #23 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
User avatar #25 to #24 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
excellent! now apout the shape of planets:
round, flat, or random?
User avatar #28 to #25 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
some shall be prism, some cubed and some rectangular. as in 2d
User avatar #26 to #25 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Sorry went to DcMonald's. And random of course
#27 to #26 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
good, good. now what about dying? how do you die?
User avatar #29 to #27 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Well...old people are too much fun. Lets rule out age...Bacon deficiency?
#30 to #29 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
perfect. now what color should light be?
User avatar #31 to #30 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
I like the light spectrum but red to blue how about green, purple, yellow, blue orange
#32 to #31 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
and what species should there be?
User avatar #33 to #32 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Lets see what you come up with
#34 to #33 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
ponies, mokies, dragons, and metas.
User avatar #35 to #34 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Hm...and what of sea life?
#36 to #35 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
seaponies, dragons, aqua humanoids, and giant seamonsters!
#37 to #36 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
#38 to #37 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
yes! now we add the fourth wall breakers and we may travel there!
#16 - hentaiacc (05/07/2013) [-]
Came here to take your comment virginity
Came here to take your comment virginity
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